New Celeb thread
>>714818593
More Ari
>>714820455
>>714820340
Hell yeah
celeb feet anyone?
>>714820769
thread is shit anyways lol
>>714820899
ITT: Fags talking like fags to each other because no-friends and genetic dead end foot fetishists.
>>714821756
No one really talked to each other that much this thread, pretty shit thread
>>714822021
Maybe your pretend online friends will be on later.
>>714821756
Don't you just hate it when your mom asks for socks for Christmas?
>>714822178
Why would I hate that? I love giving my parents presents and everyone over that age of 25 knows that socks are an awesome, useful gift.
>>714821756
Wanna talk about your fetish anon?
qt
Younger celebs with a rounder face generally do it for me.
>>714823956
Man I wish I was so simple minded
>>714823956
>>714822941
Dat tongue
More Emrata please
>>714823956
>top left
>bottom left
Disgusting. You should feel bad for yourself.
>>714824103
>>714824102
Love lia
>>714824256
Where is Dovebro?
>>714824082
Well I could carry on with how I'm peculiar with interocular distances, where the center of their teeth are with relation to their smile, head-to-shoulder width ratio (I like a narrow shouldered girl), jawline (shallow), and of course the ol' cheekbone bit, but after amassing nearly 1 TB of fap material, I've loosened my peculiarities.
>>714824102
yup
>>714824176
>I don't like what you like
>grimace.png
>>714824363
F
;_:
>>714824597
Exactly. That's why you should kill yourself.
>>714824597
I don't want to be that person but holy damn anon, you are autistic as fuck
>>714824643
Huh?
>>714824747
:^)
>>714824746
based choice, bro
>>714824836
:^)
>>714824911
Squirting is so hot god damn
>>714823956
boasting about your stds on youtube makes you a celeb?
>hear the doorbell ring ten times
>open the door to see this little G scout standing on your porch
>she says "hey fatboy, you look like you could use some cookies. get out your wallet, bub"
>wut do?
>>714824746
heeeeeey that's pretty good
>>714824869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc
>go into your studio
>see this little G sitting at your keyboard
>she says "hey faggot, i can play you any song, as long as it's by Nickleback"
>wut do?
>>714825050
>all dat squirt
>>714825277
He died?
>>714825150
>i say no.
>>714824363
He's usually asleep at this time.
>be a hobbit, sitting in your house eating cake
>hear someone banging on your front door
>open the door to see this giant G squatting on your porch
>she says "hey little faggot, lemme crawl down into your wine cellar"
>wut do?
>>714825325
>squirt
why can't people just say piss?
>>714825290
i just laugh at her.
>>714825410
b&
>>714825534
>invite her in.
>>714825565
For what?
>>714818593
I-I d-don't know who this i-is b-but I-I bet granny's breeches she h-has m-many poop slaves, s-servants and t-trolls...
>>714825561
>be sitting in your house looking through your Maisie folder
>suddenly this little G busts in and says "ow ow anon! ow! i REALLY have to go! can i use your bathroom?"
>you ask what number, and she gives you this
>wut do?
>>714825544
Are you telling me you couldn't make Elle squirt?
>>714825665
>invite her in.
>>714825751
>make her wait a little longer
>lock door behind her.
>>714825717
The chunnel i-is n-now open b-boys; who's f-first?....
>be at the 'zza parlor eating pizza
>suddenly this stylish G stands up and says "i love enjoying cheese pizza with you, anon!"
>three FBI agents in the next booth all look at you
>wut do?
>>714825769
sure, just give her a few glasses of water
>>714825852
>kick her out when i see that face.
>>714825687
For posting "children"
>>714826041
>be sitting in your living room staring at a loaded pistol
>suddenly this elegant G busts in and says "how about a backjob, anon?"
>wut do?
>>714825928
D-Drape a-a faceful o-of m-momma's h-home cooking...
>>714825992
>i'm Maise bitch what you going to do about it.
>>714825561
>elle strip
>>714825665
>>714825893
>>714826041
>>714825769
>>714825544
"She" was born male. "She" has a penis [spoiler]that I would suck.[/spoiler]
>>714826074
All lies!
>>714826197
Can I ask something Maisie?
>>714825717
>>714825928
>>714826141
Stutterbro
>be sitting on the toilet thinking about the Berenstein Bears
>suddenly this G and her friend Jojo bust in and say "ewwww! you like Maisie anon? when god was handing out waifus, were you out back having a smoke or something?"
>wut do?
>>714826197
>>714826141
Mmm, smells s-so good y-you w-want to vomit out y-your cheer...
>be at this event with G
>she comes up to you and says "anon! Dole gives me the runs! can i use your chest for a toilet? ow ow!"
>wut do?
>>714826134
>reposition myself for said backjob..
>realise no one knows what a back job is.
>hope i'm in right position.
>>714826301
of course.
>>714826581
>hear someone snorting and laughing
>turn around and see this
>she says "ehehee hay anon, look at my hair anon, lmao"
>wut do?
>>714826260
not lying
>>714826591
Is Sophie a dom?
>>714826766
I mean the reason for banning. No children were posted!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>dog covers his nose with his paw
>>714826739
your the g-man from /tv/ aren't you?