Why haven't we found aliens yet

It's because you touch yourself

>>714808082
they are hiding

they want want anything to do with us

>>714808082
Moreover, I think that humanity is yearning for finding aliens.

>>714808082
we don't find them, they find us

then put items in ass

>>714808421
No. We find them

Or else we get fucked

>>714808245
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cause they are 2 far away and the speed of lite is 2 slow. also because of a great filter that kills intelligent life b4 it gets too advanced. we have that shit to look 4ward to. something like the lhc is prolly wat will do us in.

Fermi paradox

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It's possible that we are the most advanced species in the universe

Not likely but hey

>>714808082
Why would we?

>>714808082
Because there's no intelligent life forms on earth.

>>714808833
>not lilkely

How so?

The Universe is huge, luckily there are a few promising planets that might have life, one moon in our solar system that might have it, a group of stars that might harbor a multi-planet civ and one star system with a megastructure orbiting around it.

Honestly there have been two possible examples of advanced alien civilizations discovered this year. If you're at all interested in the topic, I don't know how you don't know this yet.

Is it possible we will meet "aliens" but in reality they're other species originally from earth but left the planet millions of years ago? Consider that all it took humans to go from tribesmen to spacebound was at most 10000 years... Any species (even past humans) could have done that already without us knowing.

>>714809004
cause that qood make us special. we arent special

Because the universe is fucking massive. Imagine an ant in Australia looking for another ant in America. They would have no fucking clue one another existed.

>>714808082
I have, his name is Juan

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>>714808082
>>>/x/

why aren't there self-replicating robots that have colonized the universe? or at least the galaxy

this must at least be evidence that intelligent life is extremely fucking rare

Just wait until January 18th

We've already found them.
They've been here for a very long time.

>>714808653
>implying there's not a Class IV civilization harvesting all light from stars in the great empty region of space

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>>714809125
A "few promising planets?"

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To be honest, we've found basically jack shit when it comes to habitable planets. Hell, even if there was some chance that we found ayylmaos on another planet close by they'd probably just be some small ass bacteria that wouldn't take over the world.

>>714809233
Imagine, nigger

>>714809369
No clown, you don't understand that the physical size of the universe is so goddamn massive that it's extremely difficult to find or even see anyone else. The light you see from other stars is often hundreds, thousands, millions, billions trillions of years old. You're looking into the distant past.

>>714809528
Rocky planets in their star's goldilocks zone

>>714808082
There's a Ton here in Texas, illegally might I add.

>>714809403
20

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>>714809403
Here we go again.
Nothing will happen, in every "doomsday" date has happened. There was already a post about the earth coming to an end this Monday... but what time? Australia to end first then??

>>714808082
>Implying we havent.
>implying you get to know everything that happens trough internet.

>>714809698
You should wait and see

>>714809698
He was referring to US politics

>>714809633
>No clown, you don't understand that the physical size of the universe is so goddamn massive that it's extremely difficult to find or even see anyone else. The light you see from other stars is often hundreds, thousands, millions, billions trillions of years old. You're looking into the distant past.

size hardly even matters if you have self-replecating robots. they would spread at an exponential rate. it would only take 50 million years or something to colonize every solar system in our galaxy

>>714809847
Extraterrestrial life is the reason the internet exists

Not joking.

"Even today, Dr. Varki speculates, it might be that one cause of depression is that a person loses the ability to deny death, making life seem futile. After facing the hell of reality straight on, the depressed person cannot cope any more.

His worry is that we are using our powers of denial to ignore what he calls “local climate destabilization,” also known as global warming.

In fact, if his theory is correct, it might also explain why we haven’t found intelligent life on other planets: Perhaps life there evolved much as it did here – depending on creatures that became fully aware of other minds and their own mortality, developed the denial mechanism and then blithely wiped themselves out, taking everything else along for the ride.

Denial, our secret weapon, could turn out to be too much of a good thing."

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/…/is-denial…/article12428138/

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>>714809192
I am

>>714810029
fucked up the link http://www.theglobeandmail.com/technology/science/is-denial-the-secret-of-humanitys-success/article12428138/

>>714809981
Actually depends on the amount and type of resources available in the systems and galaxy

Aliens are smart enough to keep quiet, those who aren't are fucked. Good luck humanity

>>714809981
Holy shit dude you're dense. First, there's no reason why them exploring would mean we would see them doing it.

Second, it is not physically possible to cover that distance in that time.

Third, what is the point of colonizing planets with robots millions of year before you get to almost all of them?

>>714808082
Because they have found us first...and are currently weighing their options with regards to what they will do.

>>714808082
Apathy. If you follow the Copernican rule, we are not in an exalted position in the universe and life should be very common (although diffuse since most of space is just empty space).

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Anybody want some classified information?
Hahahahahahahahaha just kidding

>>714810004
Man, think this up, If u would be trying to hide information, wich would be better? uploading it to internet, or just keeping it wrtitten down on paper?
Trust me anon, the real deal here is not on internet, is in some fancy ass briefcase... trust me...

>>714810320
uh yes the milky way is only 100 000 light years across you fucking retard

>Third, what is the point of colonizing planets with robots millions of year before you get to almost all of them?

what's the point of any exploration? the point is, if there were plenty of intelligent civilizations, someone would've already done this.

look up von neumann probes and try not to be a fucking retard

>>714808082
We are aliens bro. There's a theroy that we are bacteria from other planets displaced into space by comets. Gravitational pull brought us into an ideal climate to evolve. To think Earth hasnt supported intllegient life before "us" is laughable.

Youve also gotta realize we can only see because of radiation. We only see certains wavelengths becuase of our optic cones. So if we had more, we would be able to see more.

Honestly taking shrooms and going within is the closest you will get to traveling to another dimesion to see aliens.

Aliens dont wanna be seen. They will be seen when they wanna be.

Also wtf is up with Antarctica? Hmmm.

>>714809981

Why does the concept of 'self replicating' robots offset completely the size of the universe?

Why would it be robots? Is there something you are not telling nasa?

So much space between habitable areas of space, and fundamental physical speed limits prevent faster travel.

>>714808082
Who says we haven't?

>>714810613
Its classified.

>>714808263

this pretty likely

imagine you're sailing on a boat (let's say it's the 13th century or something), and you pass by an island

on the shore of the island you notice people, but they look so primitive and vile that you're not completely sure

you take your spyglass and have closer look

you see a few primitive boats on the shore, but also what looks like human bones

you also notice that the people have barely any clothes on, they're fighting among themselves here and there, and you seem to hear them communicating, but it's mostly just grunting

you do notice that there are a fucking lot of them, actually the whole island looks to be swarming with them... lots and lots of children, too

you also now notice a big structure, where people are tied up, and one of the primitives goes around, killing the tied up prisoners and shouting gibberish at the sky

now, would you change course and go say "hi", or would you sail the fuck away as fast as you can?

yeah.

are you

>>714810625
>tfw visible sight is only about the 10% of the whole visual spectrum

>>714810625
Antarctica murdered john glen. fu Antarctica

>>714810785
Well I'm white, so conquer them.

>primitive boats
>a big structure
Yeah that's not abos

>>714810870
>>714810625
How do we see everything?

>>714808082
No need, they're already here, They've found us and already integrated into the population.

>>714808082
They read comments on 4chan

>>714810785
this well reasoned mother fuccer rite here.

>>714810990
find the drug that Lucy was smuggling and swallow it all at once

>>714808082
cus the nearist star is fuckin miles away and if the fuckers happened to be there and looking in our direction there going to be saying fuck me look at all those mammoths ..... why ? because the light alone would take 40 thousand years to get there so they would be looking at earth 40,000 miles ago

and thats the kicker , for aliens to be rocking up here they would need to be bettering the speed of light anddddddddddddd know we are even out here considering the rumble any transmitable wave energy cant have got far

other way of thinking is probability factors , whats the likelyhood out of all the planets there being life ? well the answers 7 , 7 planets that are likely to have a life form on them . The chances of these slimey little fuckers rocking up to our shores ? lets round it off to zero

>>714808082
Hello everyone.

I'm AnalDiver and I'm starting a cyber Gay punk transhumanist church called "Church of the Midnight Faggot"

We discuss new sex technology and current fetish events as well as organize child diddling pizza trips and homo erotic workshops to learn about this tech form the homosexual scientists and latchkey kid players developing it.

The world is changing (trans-earth) quickly and we seek to provide community and a place for people to figure out how they fit in the new technosexual age.

Currently we are discussing brain to cock machine interfaces, universal masterbators, and AI virtual rimjob assistants.

Here's a talk by autistic baby faced tranny about a "neural lace" which is a mesh of material in your brain which will interface you to an AI construct in your brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrGPuUQsDjo&t=246s [Embed] [Embed]

https://www.inverse.com/article/20322-elon-musk-neural-lace-progress

here is where you can get our technosexual gay porn

https://discord.gg/xZKTeNG

Here is a video of someone making a BMI (body mass index) applicator to see if you are "bear" mode or not for the orgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDAi_tAkj0I [Embed] [Embed]

We will be doing such projects and offering courses in the diddling church of the midnight faggot.

The chance of life being out there is a lot bigger than the chance of us finding them.
And shit like the Voyager has been on their way for decades now and barely left our solar system, depending on your definition.

Nah we're definitely the most advanced, certainly within reasonable distance. Quite depressing really.

In a few million years when humanity's long gone, some alien civ will pick up our 20th Century transmissions and the memes will live on

>>714808082
There are tribes on earth that are primitive qnd we are not allowed to interfear with, they also throw spears at our helecopters. If we send fighter jets to shoot at any UFO we see, im pretty sure theyd be like "Fuck those guys"

>>714808082
Earth was pretty shit before and now people even elect shits like Trump and Duterte as presidents. And not to forget at about the whole retarded religion shit. Aliens obviously view us as inbred pieces of shit.

>>714808082
>actively hiding
>dead
>too far
>we r actually 1st

>>714811257
The chance of life being out there is 100%.

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>>714808082
This is the best argument I've heard on the subject of aliums...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1fQkVqno-uI

>>714811169
>7

>>714811365
I don't think you can guarantee anything, it would be hard to imagine there wouldn't be life out there but we also have very limited knowledge about our universe.

>>714809633
theres no goldilock zone. Theres 1 for us, but it might not be the same for a different life. Even down here there r bacteria living in boiling, dark waters of the oceans floor - they dont need atmosphere, land, light or "fresh" water to live

>>714811506
I know things.

>>714811557
>theres no goldilock zone
qft

>>714809633
You're the clown ...
We could all be brains in jars,
Nobody knows,
We could all have a hive mind generating a holographic and touch interactive world interface.
Truth is, everybody is guessing, nobody knows,even science.
Nobody fucking knows ... especially you... Numbnuts

They saw our browsing history

>>714811404
Yeah, I think it's highly improbable (like a fraction of a fraction of a percentage) that we're the only planet with sentient life in our universe (ignoring multiverse theories), but as far as whether or not we'll ever encounter it, I think the chances are slim.

>>714808082
Humans are the only physical beings in the universe with souls, and no life without a soul would ever become self-aware enough to understand the communications we've tried to make

>>714808082
Because you elected Trump. And you call him a "god-emperor." Aliums think you people are fucking nuts and they're right.

Because there is no god

>>714808082
The paperclip maximizer is scarier than what we'll become if we're left alone.

>>714808082
Its possible that we attribute too high a chance of other life existing. The specific environment and factors needed to generate living organisms from inanimate matter might be so astronomically rare that it was unlikely to happen even once on earth. We could be alone in a vast lifeless universe.

They had a thread, I think the quote was "fuck off space niggers"

Fags went home I bet, or are gaying up the moon

>>714812046
Actually humans have no souls. We're demonstrational vessels for the amusement of other another civilization who is 1,227,874,088 light years away

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This why

>>714808082
says who?

>>714808082
Because things like this board exist, and they can't risk you trap hungry sister fucking mongoloids out into the universe.

Consider that, in order to become galactic citizens humanity has to band together and kill you and everyone like you. Anyone who could perpetuate your genes.

Fuck you anon.

>>714811506
I can guarantee youre a faggot

>>714808082
Because Obama is still POTUS and the border patrol hasn't been allowed to look for them yet.

>>714808082
because take two they are small

Space is very fucking big.

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>>714812326

>>714812326
Get out, you atheist kike. Ashkenazis invented atheism.

>>714812701
Yes it is.

Cause we're the aliens man. We'll develop star ships first then go invade and conquer poor primitive aliens. Now we stare into the abyss wondering who is out there, soon the abyss will stare into us and we will wonder what we've become.

>>714808082
star travelling require huge technology, on earth technology is getting smaller and smaller, they probably did but are very tiny + the time window is maybe not the one of our 10k year civilisation

>>714812586
>>714812801
>muh fence

>>714812570
Never in my experience with online discourse have I been so devastated/brought down. How Do You Do It?

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>>714808082
The space between.

>>714808082
Our planet...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

We're looking in the wrong places. They've been here but we keep looking up.

>>714808082
We can't find aliens because we are the aliens

space is real big and maybe nobody has bothered with some kind of ark ship that travels huge distances. maybe we don't have the tech to detect their communications. maybe they are avoiding us.

The thing I'm most curious about is how rare it is for a species to develop the technology for space travel and long distance communication.

The reasons we haven't found aliens within 50-100 light years is because they have either been listening to us and don't want us to know it by maintaining radio silence, or they haven't radio or space technology or don't want to visit or send signals, or ones capable of either simply don't exist within the expanding bubble of Minkowski space caused by our earliest and later radio transmissions.

I say 50-100 light years as as both a probability bubble based on the amount and power of our transmissions, light pollution from cities, and also early detection by aliens 100 light years distant that might just have recently detected us and have beyond light speed travel capability and haven't bothered to visit us.

The alien detection formula also includes the possibility that we are out of synch technology-wise with close neighbors, and whether they bother to listen, and countless other factors can justifiably be added, further reducing the probability of contact.

The most likely chances for detecting aliens is by radio freq. listening such as the SETI project or something like it, and being fucking visited directly by aliens on tour. The least likely happenstance is friendly aliens landing and giving us technology to fix our shit, save us from ourselves, and save the planet for us. It's far more likely they would save some selection of us to help identify the messiest areas, and Euthanise the rest of us in order to save millions of species. True, species come and go, but humans have caused a terrifying new wave of extinction and changed the planet in awful ways.

A less serious alien race might come here to laugh.

I think aliens have been secretly breeding chemical resistant bedbugs in order to release trillions of them to exterminate humans. A few million bedbugs per person would be sufficient if directly applied after anesthetising us.

A WEBM Video of bedbugs swelling during feeding is attached

>>714813086
I'm fine with a fence. I think it would be loads more practical than building a fucking reinforced concrete wall across the entire southern border. I mean, are the Mexicans coming in tanks?

Really, a fence is enough if you put some thermal cameras up over it and have some guys on ATVs near the trouble spots you can scramble.

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>>714808082
>Aliums
>They're already here. God help us.

We are all in danger. It is evil itself.

>>714808082
We haven't found aliens because we don't have the technology capable of being able to. Aside from the very near vicinity of our own planet, we have little means to effectively search other planets in our solar system, never mind other star systems in our galaxy, nor galaxies in the universe.

Given we have no proof of life elsewhere, there is a chance that we are the only form of life in currently in existence, however given the scale of the universe, and that it may even be infinite in scale (which I personally don't believe/got dizzy thinking about if it's true), then it's almost impossible that we are.

The problem arises from not only the size of the universe, but also the timing involved. If we were to condense our planet's life cycle into a 365 day year, humans have existed at about 11pm on the 31st December for the last remaining hour. If aliens visited at any other point, intelligent life wouldn't have been able to acknowledge or record it. Or it could even be the case that earth was a thriving civilised planet but all traces of this was wiped out by numerous means.

All we can do for any basis of what is out there in the universe is look at the complexity, the vastness and the efficiency of life on our own planet. Based on how life has survived here in incredibly turbulent times, for me is proof that life will also exist elsewhere. All of the relevant ingredients for life are available in space, so it's more than feasible it could have happened over and over and over again.

>>714813627
I imagine that given enough time to avoid extinction by accidents beyond their control, intelligent species with versatile manipulators would fiddle with radios eventually.

Whales might be rather intelligent, but lack versatile manipulators.

>>714809633
>Implying life can only exist in perfect environments we're used to
Look at life in Mono Lake there could be life anywhere

>>714808082

niggers be puttin down da explorin' mangs

>>714812570
That was uncalled for

>>714813804
>I'm fine with a fence. I think it would be loads more practical than building a fucking reinforced concrete wall across the entire southern border. I mean, are the Mexicans coming in tanks?
DAMAGE CONTROL, BACKPEDALING

Ohh, so now you're at the stage where the Trumpcuck realized there will be no Game of Thrones-style wall so you've accepted that a little puny fence will "be enough." It will neither prevent Mexicans nor drugs from being continuously flooded through the Mexican border, because THE AMERICA GOVERNMENT THROUGH FEDERAL AGENCIES CONTROL THE DRUG TRADE WITH AGENTS POSING AS UNDERCOVER DRUG DEALERS.

Because we fucking monkeys can barely totter out of our atmosphere. We can't even make it to the moon any more.

They don't want anything to do with us.

Just be glad the ones that will rape and eat us haven't found us yet.

>>714810320
Holy shit you're dense.
>First, there's no reason why them exploring would mean we would see them doing it.
given an infinite universe and a near infinite amount of time, an infinite number of species would eventually reveal itself.
>Second, it is not physically possible to cover that distance in that time.
(yet)
we're working on that. Folding space, etc.
>Third, what is the point of colonizing planets with robots millions of year before you get to almost all of them?
what your tiny brain doesn't understand is that, again, given an infinite universe, with an infinite amount of time, there should already BE self replicating robots, somewhere, and that's part of the fermi paradox as to why we haven't seen them, yet.

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>>714808082
Because of the great filter or because they found a better Dimension to move to

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>>714808082
if aliens came to earth we ALL would have to put aside our differences and fight together
with the aliens against the muslims

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>>714813639
I'm pretty sure an intelligent alien that recognizes us as intelligent would not go out of its way to save native species at our expense. It may kill us somehow anyway, but I don't think it would intend to.

>>714814317
Oh look, a meme.

>>714814246
this
fucking this
winrar
/thread

>>714810625
>We are aliens bro.
>There's a theroy...
theories aren't irrefutable proof, dum dum.
>To think Earth hasnt supported intllegient life before "us" is laughable.
then were are all the fossilized tampons and cellphones?

>>714814324
I don't think we're worth killing off

>>714813639

I wanna see the webm

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>>714808082
Because space is .......

>>714814246
>>714814413
Kikes detected

>>714814179
There isnt an infinite amount of time....

>>714814413

shut up faggot

>>714814174
>Anonymous 12/11/16(Sun)02:03:53 No.71481

Man imagine if the aliens have a SJW problem and can't leave their planet because of "their privilege".
They've packed their bags and are ready to go but the alien SJW are protesting.

>>714808082
We are the aliens

>>714813804
A fence is just as superfluous as a wall if you have a dense network of cameras. Cameras are cheap, wire is cheap compared to concrete plus labor, or fence poles plus labor. A narrow swath of wired cameras can be laid down, resting on top of rocks, trees, bushes, and still work if lying on the flat ground. Camera chips exist that automatically detect faces while adjusting focus.

Or


Giant automatic Pokéball launchers.

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>>714808082

I believe the feat of traveling any great distance in space is far more impossible than most realize. The physics of space has barriers that make long distant travel impossible. The technology to travel any great distance to any of the nearest solar systems would cancel the need to travel, or obtain anything.
To be able to travel great distances would require the ability to manipulate matter into any form. Basically you'd need to be able to create anything you'd need, which would cancel the purpose to acquire it from any distance locations.

Basically the ability to travel great distances cancels the need to travel.

>>714814179
Given an infinite faggot, and an infinite amount of dildos, he would have infinitely dildoed himself an infinite amount of infinite.

>>714808082

sheer distance between planets

>>714813804
Wall or fence, they'll keep getting in. If employers who hired them faced hefty fines and had a good chance of being caught, you wouldn't even need a line drawn on the ground to guard the border, much less a fence.

>>714814706
"Why did you climb Everest?"
"Because it was there"

>>714808082
Maybe we're the most advanced species right now and aliens are just like some dogs running on Pluto. It's even really likely because we have a wide variety of animals but only the human has a giant brain

lil baldies who been around for 3,000 centuries longer than this round loony bin,if they have been picking up or tv & radio trans,,have put us on the no fly no nothin list.

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>>714814152
I've been saying fence for months. There was never any way Trump would have been able to build something that big without craploads of Mexicans to work on it. Not to mention materials. The logistics are... well, they're not good.

I totally support the sentiment of the wall. We need better border security, but getting the most bang for your buck means not winning another dick measuring contest with China.

>>714808082
Lack of effecient space travel. It takes thousands of gallons of fuel to lift a space lander and a few people.

It's not that easy just to find them. What if there are million of civilizations through out the galaxy that have a million different things to ours yet they just can't figure out space travel as it's a very difficult and uncharted thing to do

>>714814246
>against the kikes, muslims, xtians, mormons, scientologists, etc.


Laura Prepon: ruined by Scientology.
TFW There's no hardcore Laura Prepon ATM lesbian porn.

>>714808082
they don't want to be found or they are very far away.

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>>714808082
The real question is:
"Why do I believe that we haven't found aliens yet?"

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>>714814408
Let's see if you'll say that when you're been deported back to Taco Town.

>>714808082
Because space is FUCKING HUGE.

>>714814547

fucking sandniggers invasion on my 4chan, gtfo you re not welcome here (actually you are not welcome anywahere even in your country like america try to make you understand)

basically kill yourselves

>>714814837
Yes, and I created my own real live Everest in my backyard (not virtual, but real) deciding I didn't need to go there.

>>714815424
ho wait lol you are already killing yourselves fucking scum of the earth

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>>714815424

>>714815327
>>714815424

American drug addicts are big business. Also the federal government is greedy for black funds, secret money to continue using to fund the false flag terrorist attacks against Americans and elsewhere to continue this deception that Muslims are the enemy, when it's all controlled by kikes. You people do the kikes' bidding and never realize it. You deserve it too.

Kikes.

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>>714815565
Eh Voy!!

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>>714814698
God, that poor professor...

>>714808082
We did but some retard overwrite the save file and now no one but me knows that every species in the planet is a different alien race

>>714815565
definetely a muzz spotted , honnestly leave /b and go make war, thats your purpose in life

>>714815474
There are people who have never been on 4chan and leave their house on a daily basis and actually do things away from their homes you fat cheetos fuck.

>>714809633
>Trillions
>Doesn't know estimated age of the VISIBLE universe is 13.7

aliens arent real. remember when you believed in santa and the easter bunny?

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>>714815841
I never believed this those. I believe in aliens though.

>>714808082
Because we're not advanced enough yet, we haven't even attained deep space travel.

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We did.

>>714815843
jews obsession of stupid sandniggers

do you know why there s no sandniggers in star trek ? because thats your fate stupid hate machine, make a cone with your shitty book and insert it in your anus while you jerk thinking to muhamad

>>714815793
Exactly for every 10,000 + people who don't climb Everest, 1 does. With enough will power- Kennedy and the space race..an alien race should do it.

Even with the "but simulations" argument, one will always say it doesn't compare to the real thing.

>>714816165
Klingons?

>>714816165
>do you know why there s no sandniggers in star trek ?
Because every single TV producer is a Jew?

The Fermi paradox

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>>714816165
At least the writers snuck some space Jews into the series

>>714816198
Exactumundo

>>714815793
Of course I leave the house every day, to buy smokes. Cheetos? That shits nasty as fuck. Chemical foam? I would never eat that.
I'm lonely too, fuck why be so mean bro, brah? Life fucked us over for being nice guys, why be assholes to each other?

>>714814622
This is already happening here on Earth.
SJW's are preventing the discussion of anything worthy, such as reducing the population of humans on the planet, by as many humane means as necessary, including forced sterilization of defectives, perverts and nonconformists alike- every extreme body modification specialist, every cutter, sadomasochist, pervert, every furry, furvert, dog fucker, mime, every prolapsing orifice specialist, every genetic lobster boy, every retard and microcephalic pinhead, every stamp collecting, every tattooed thug, every self hating disease ridden prostitute, every form of perversion and malformed subhuman creature, every follower of religion that won't admit they might be wrong and sign a contract to never talk about religion to anyone else ever again on pain of death- and to destroy any and all of their copies of religious texts, artifacts, objects of veneration, art, and to publicly recant en masse on demand during Hate Week, or other enforced times.

>>714813064
Whoa

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>>714808082
fuckin prime directive bitch, theyll show up when were ready, and spoilers... were not.

>>714816549
Kek

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Because they're coming out next season.

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>>714812548
>lel
>nigger

>>714816549
Get a load of this loser

>>714814569
14 billion years may as well be infinite, dum dum

>>714810621
Wow you are a tard

We're too stupid

>>714808082
because we live on a flat earth

ETs have been watching us for hundreds of years. They have never interfered with our affairs and they have never made contact with any humans. They simply observe us from space and occasionally enter our atmosphere to get a closer look. Their intentions are unclear but I believe the watch us for purely scholastic reasons and hundreds of years is not a long time to them.

>>714814622
>>714816607
Leave it to /pol/ to make extraterrestrial life a political issue. I mean it, I sincerely hope you kill yourselves... really.

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>>714818281
>Implying SJWs won't hinder our technological progress.

http://nypost.com/2014/11/17/the-outrage-machine-insande-ado-about-sexist-shirt/

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cuz republican shitfucks manage to ruin everything

>>714817146
It takes one to know one, right? I'm not scared of being called or thought of as a loser. If you were getting pussy you wouldn't be here either.
Your insults bounce off like dust.

>>714819046
I have sex and i still come here. The idea that sex changes your lifestyle is a myth perpetuated by the ignorant virgins who listen to the insecure normies who feel the need to belittle others. Aliens.

>>714819571

You...Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's not about sex changing your life, it's about having something better to do than argue with strangers that don't give a fuck.
Not a virgin, goddamn getting tired of the same old shit.

>>714819820
definitely a virgin

>>714820458
Whatever. Take care, being forgotten.

>>714819820
Believe me, if you had a girlfriend you still wouldnt have anything better to do. YOud probably be super clingy and she would hate spending time with you and only have sex with you when she wanted you to buy her something.