non-porn webms

>>714765906
Good luck finding a job with a facial tattoo

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>>714765970
>tattoo

>>714765970
Good luck finding a job with down syndrome

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This is bullshit though. The ammo line-up is much longer than the clip!

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>>714765557

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>>714766113
Dat filename

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>>714766249

Double-stack magazines, silly.

>>714766511

Christ Almighty, nigger sows have no shame.

>>714766113
>muslim immigrant
>white faggot
kek

>>714765970
Dude, it is inked on and will wash out.

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>>714766680
this is how niggers greet

>>714766113
That filename is a fucking lie

>>714766721
>file name

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This happened in Norway. Two retarded Americans tried to drive a car with manual transmission and didn't understand what a clutch is needed for.

>>714766813
meanwhile in Germany

>>714766302
the fuck kind of movie is this???

>>714766680

He dindu nuffin. He a good boy. He go church erry Sunday. He trying to get his life on track.

>>714766720

Muslim isn't a race, dipshit.

>>714766249
>Much longer than the clip
Double stack
>Clip
Kys

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>>714767076
kek

>>714766721

Shouldn't niggers burst into flame when they enter the house of God?

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>>714767014

>meanwhile in Germany

American imbecile right here.

>>714766768
>It's inked on
Yea, no shit. How else are tattoos made?
>Wash out
They make some new magical tattoo that can be washed off easily? Seems counterintuitive to the idea behind tattoos.
Next time try using your brain before speaking.

>>714767014

underrated post

>>714766680
libcucks just sit there and take it too.
I have no idea how to feel because on the one hand, he's slapping a stupid racist libcuck.
On the other hand he's a stupid racist nigger.

>>714766032
>>714766161
>>714766768

Falling for troll bait this hard.

Welcome to /b/ new friends

>>714767212

Hit a nerve, Klaus?

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>>714767223

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>>714767241

>Tumpbecile detected

>>714766721
>>714766680
This is why I don't like niggers.

>>714766680
Niggers gon nig!

>>714766618
don't blame them.
Only humans have feelings like shame.

>>714767017
Russian good tier film.
imdb com/title/tt1372747/

>>714767389
this guy is a boss

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classic

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>>714767461

>>714767461

Fucking divegrass...

>>714765957
dude is lucky he had glasses on

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>>714767385
That's pretty dumb.
Not as dumb as this though.

>>714767674
>Filename+GIF= Fucking kek

>>714766918
I can't feel my legs

>>714767761
Is it just me or does this look like a penis entering and exiting a vagina multiple times

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>>714767461

>Pascal Dupraz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal_Dupraz

>>714767241
>implying you'd do something keyboard tough guy living in mommy's basement

>>714766977
That's not at all what's happening in this webm

>>714767881
i don't see it

>>714767461
Reminds me of black lives matters.

>>714767887

Why did they kill that poor werewolf?

>>714766680
There's a why in this, white bitch is the leader of a racist group. Don't get me wrong, niggers are like animals, but be an ass shit person and this is what you get.

>>714767385
yeah, why wasn't Obama in the White House during Bush Jr.'s time in office? Geez. Fucking people.

>>714766977
Lol no can't be more not Muslims raping white women

>>714767881
You got a dirty mind.

>>714767938

*Black Lives Matter MORE

>>714767761
wowie we got a rebel over here

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Can they set this back or does it have to be operated on?

>>714766773
Every time I see this gif I wonder if that kid is dead.

>>714767014
Underrated

>>714767982

There are just as many with retarded fucking Hilldebeast supporters. You have to get those from Kimmel rather than The Faily Show, though.

>>714768076
Every time that kid dies, he thinks of you

>>714767978

Link to that fact or it didn't happen.

>>714768064

>jewcat.webm

>>714766113

wat

>>714767911
Now have this output the constants for the filter for embedded C code and you are set.

Sauce?

>>714767832
>god i lost so hard

>>714766161
Kek

>>714768064
My cat would attack the box and try to beat the coin out of it.

>>714765970
What is texta? You'd probably only recognize a Sharpie if it was in your pooper, where it usually is.

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Cultural enrichment

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>>714768439

>>714768528
But Xcom 2 plays under water

>>714768149
So he's dead?

>>714768533

I wonder how that kid enjoyed being in in juvenile hall until he turned 18 for his heinous hate crime against that poor Nubian princess.

>>714767881

it's a sailboat

>>714766113
Is this supposed to be some kind of Jesus miracle? "Pick up your bed and walk" kinda shit? But they fucked it up? Because I can't think of any other reason why they would be doing that.

>>714766511
Is this captured in a zoo or in their natural habitat?

>>714768693
he is kill

>>714768782

Gimp wanted to bungee jump.

>>714767223
Well what if it isn't a tattoo, but drawn on with sharpie or pen

>>714766918
Some people say he never walked again.

>>714768622
He means new X-Com because he's a filthy millennial who doesn't understand abstraction nd should be killed with a knife.

>>714765957
lmao

>>714768782
in original its a bungee jump with wheelchair but rope is edited off
>>714766720
>>714766957
doesnt change the fact muslims are subhumans

>>714766261
what the fuck is this?

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>>714768836

Americans just know shit about football.

>>714769134

Rammstein concert.

>>714769156
Because it's full of flopping french faggots

>>714765970
Wtf

>>714769156

A bunch of pansy Yurofaggots playing grabass for six hours and ending up with a 0-0 tie. That's about all we need to know about divegrass.

>>714766773
He's free from the shackles of life now.

>>714768836
Soccer fans are the worst. Why do you support this faggotry? No wonder the EU is such a haven for cucks.

>>714768955

Hmmm...I always assumed it was a dude.

>LaTrine

kek

>>714766302
At this point, he'd have nothing to lose by killing her. Or alternatively, if everyone is going to think he tried to fuck her, he might as well fuck her.

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>>714769229

>Because it's full of flopping french faggots

Yeah, because Ronald is french and it's not like Germans are the most successful football nation on the planet.

>>714767959
werewolf...

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>>714769263

>>714769278

Dat spinning hammerfirst.

>>714769278
a wild monkeymon appeared

>>714769278

Surprised him like a court ordered paternity test.

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>>714769396

B-but muh huehuehue.

>>714766501
>>714767123
Read filename and be ashamed.

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>>714769263

Because a bunch of roided meatheads getting into a huge man-pile fighting over a pig-skin is totally less gay.

>>714769396
You mean like this manly German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbmnhusvWTc

>>714766773
slammed into the nether realm

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>>714769565

>>714767523
That's nazi dude who gets beat up by the bear jew isn't it?

>>714769604
wtf is this

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>>714768836

Hhhnnnggg...that qt spitting blood.

>>714767389
Fucking isis

>>714767389

That's how they donated to Hillary's campaign.

>>714769278
Reverse hammerfist. Impressive move.

>>714769708
Still better than being a dirty flea bag from Argentina.

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>>714769753

>wtf is this

It's called american "football". A bunch of fat negros and white trash rednecks put on plastic amor and get on top of each other four times before passing the ball.

>>714766164

>This kills the boat

>>714766977
What actually is happening there? It's really odd. See some weird shit on /b/ but this is a different category of weirdness. I'm not even sure this wouldn't be out of place on /x/

>>714766918
the best yard sale ever

>>714769959
lol as if they aren't thrilled a republican won.

You're fucking retarded, yeah?

>>714770027
>actually proud of soccer

must be bait

>>714767113
Just as well. Them fuckers are slow, with all them robes an' shit.

>>714770027

Meanwhile, Yurofags and spic metrosexuals flop around on the ground for an hour if someone even looks at them in hopes of drawing a foul. That's super duper manly, though.

>>714767978
wrong. she is just an innocent bystander. she sustained serious injuries for the rest of her life if i recall correctly.

>>714766511

alright i'll ask

why the fuck is she naked in the street?

>>714770054
yeah well that was the purpose of it

>>714770196

>ignoring the public fact that Saudis donated like $30 million to her campaign

Remain willfully ignorant, libfag.

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>>714767575
that was some pretty blyat shooting commerade

>>714767959
yes. sink is kill

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>>714770243

>Meanwhile, Yurofags and spic metrosexuals flop around on the ground for an hour if someone even looks at them in hopes of drawing a foul. That's super duper manly, though.

You just don't get it, american imbecile. Don't even get me started on baseball. A bunch of white trash from middle America and wetbacks spitting on the ground for three hours trying to hit a ball with a stick occasionally..

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>>714770289

>why the fuck is she naked in the street?

Wardrobe malfunction.

>>714766113
i was thinking that maybe somebody shopped out the bungee line but i cant see it

>>714765980
Dead

>>714767761

Daaamn that's one sweet lickable asshole she has

>>714767910
Triggered lib is triggered.

>>714767163
>God

>>714766261
legitimately funny.

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>>714770500

You better go pull your Somalian refugee house guest off your girl, Yurofriend.

>>714770500
WTF! CGI? or this like some leaked out shit.

>>714769263
>3.5hr game
>12 minutes of action
>quarterback throws ball away as soon as someone comes within 3 meters of him
>quarterback slides like pussy

>>714765980
My sides

>>714769959
Kek

>>714767911

fuck thats some good watching

>>714770120
>mehnerdgasms

>>714769396
is it a girl?

>>714770747
nerve gas

>>714767389
His servant bringing him more money makes me laugh every time.

>>714767575

>having a personal swat team

>>714770747
hi guis secure team here just here to talkabout some really interesting things here guys
some alledgeldly alledgaly legallyt alledadgly are really raelly gay

>>714769753
there is this theorie: it is meeting of the "man in black" which are part of a alien/government conspiracy

>>714769156
>football
You mean soccer, fag.

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>>714769134

>>714767982
>explaining the joke

Yeah thanks, we already got it.

>>714770027
So angry...

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>>714770719

Apparently you don't understand the need to protect your balls. Wonder why is that...

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>>714771297

>Yurofags
>testicles

Pick one.

>>714765970
You stupid or something?

>>714766054
that's how 11.9. happened

>>714767461
This is why euro soccer pussys are the worst. How can you even have an ounce of respect for yourself when you flop at the sight of a paper airplane. Soccer is a joke and so are all the fembots that play it. This proves that

Soccer sucks

>>714768439
someone else was holding the drill

>>714769278
Found the off switch

>>714771128
>theorie
It really ruins the troll when you can't even spell basic words

>>714770500
It's cool, you're obviously stupid and poor. We understand your need for a boring sport played by limp-wristed fairies.

>>714770554
Just some poor guy working his part time job while getting his degree comes across that while taking out the trash. Shame.

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>>714765980
with blonde woman, of course

>>714771353
Kek

>>714771545
Do you guys find this shit attractive? She's just fat that's it

>>714765970
>tattoo?
must be american

>>714770747
"Illegal alien."

>>714771128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KKUcxAdjc

>>714767978
lying cuck nigger faggot
kill yourself

>>714766977
Nope this was in an Icelandic parking garage.
Check your story OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmoTxLAo8Hg

>>714767389
You see in the full video that people are scooping up the money to give it to him to throw again.
Not even rich, just another nigger with no taste.

>>714766054
I have some stills of this on my laptop. He's lucky the wind didn't blow him the wrong way.
>>714766164
It's even better with sound.

>>714769351
kinda of fucked up logic is that. He has every advantage to remove himself from the situation after she's alerting everyone near by. Fucking her would be like you're in the store and the clerk says robber!! and you shoot them and take the money. Moron.

>>714768533
I would love to buy this kid a beer. Keep up the good work young solider.

>>714771648
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to put my dick in it.

>>714766302
Salsa?

>>714765906
would do that nose
both holes

>>714769598
It's not in English, what does it say?

ITT: Euros who actually like soccer and got mad because everyone else knows it's gay

>>714771825
This

>>714768836
I bet that chick could kick CR's ass. You know this "sport" is made for fags when even one of the best players in the world is a huge pussy when he should be setting an example for the rest of the world that at least one soccer player has balls.

>>714767761
sauce please

>>714766343
Dogs too huh?

>>714767761
source?

>>714769396
The hero we need

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>>714766918
"Only willpower can hold you back!!!" Yea, until you need your fucking legs to swing your momentum backwards. Shit like this is as dumb as that blind kid trying to play football, but hey maybe I'm just cynical. Took that brutal spill like a champ 9/10.

>>714770243
Football is as gay as fucking 5 dudes but they're a million times more manly than your fags in armour.

>>714766511
checked.
Uh-un. Not in big momma's house

>>714766511
that filename is the funniest part

>>714767891
Wow! Is it a woodpecker?

>>714768533
Is there salsa for this? Want to now the aftermath

>>714771353
>>taking it up the ass from a 70 year old oompa loompa

Wife too busy taking giant black dick from Jamal so you've got some spare time on your hands?

>>714767911
What's going on?

>>714772679

All the Jamal dick has been immigrating to Yurop and will continue that trend for at least the next four years. Your girlfriend will be happy about that.

>>714768785
US Election

>>714771708
Kek

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All of you faggots bitching about soccer, football, futbol, etc.

You're all forgetting something...

Hockey is greater than soccer.

>>714773059
>Hockey is gayer than soccer
Duh

>>714773059
Choke on some syrup you Cuckcanuck

>>714766511
Nigger Whale.... never seen one so bare

>>714772472

>>714771648
No, she's not fat. She carries her weight well, because of her bone structure. A+ genetics. I can understand people like you that feel the need to voice your worthless opinion on something, like attraction, that differs from person to person, because you're angry all the time. Angry because you feel like you aren't noticed.

Get over yourself. Your opinion is worthless to other people.

I would make children with her that would help to stop your child from getting bullied in the hallway.

>>714771353
xD

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>>714765970

>>714773059
Without even a question. You want to watch a real mans sport, An exciting sport with constant action, hits, and scoring, you watch hockey. If i wanted to watch ladys running around for an hour id go to the gym. GO BRUINS

>>714770888
>is it a girl?

No, it's a nigger.
Also checked.

>>714770561
how can you see it that guy is holding a blue rope that just stops

>>714773276
it is a female nigger, isnt it?

>>714773407
It's a sheboon, yes.

>>714773234
Yea but your children would be fat too

>>714766164
>When she thinks she is ready for you cause she already slept with two guys.

>>714770644
>she

>>714766113
story ?

>>714766773
lmao that guy wearing the black shirt who walks in and then slowly backs out

>>714768066
it's a key falling out of her hand you stupid fuck

>>714767523
Movie name please!

>>714773597
Just a fake

https://youtu.be/g8UIW_vNUZA

>>714773643
Her nose is still fucked tho

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>>714773268


Stars and Flyers guy here

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I'll post some old junk

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>>714773848
holy rekt!!

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What sucks is that the majority of my webms were taken from /b/ before they instituted the 2MB limit, so I can't post them again

>>714767887
looks like a hog

>>714768836
Men's soccer is pathetic

>>714774327
fucking lol

>>714769270
Kek

>>714768615
kinda feel bad for this guy

>>714766164
thats actually not good

>>714774423
This reminds me on that one game for the ps2 I think I can't remember the name

>>714769708
lol my sides

>>714774705
stupid cat

>>714768622

Nice TFTD Reference.

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>>714774481

>>714772771
Fourier series

>>714773251
2late

>>714774283
detachable penis

>>714773059
Hockey over all sports.... hands down the toughest, most athletic sport of all time

>>714774605
Cant be real, can it?

>>714771545
who that? moar? sauce???

>>714767444
>imdb com/title/tt1372747/
when are faggots going to learn that most url's haven't been filtered for literal years

>>714770719
Bwaahahahahaha! So on point!

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>>714774997
It can, and it is

>>714774997
Nope. You can see he's falling into water in the original

>>714774988
this

also 60 minute game time
=
60 minutes of action

>>714774573
is he kill? looks like his legs are goo

>>714768528
ive seen some umb-ass shots in xcom2. I played xcom1 not long ago and only once i had a sure shot miss

>>714766113
Nice video. Me rikey!

>>714766680
because that will do so much to curb her racism, not make it 100 times worse when she starts concealed carrying because an ape hit her, right?

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>>714771648
And you're obviously a faggot

>>714767514
this guy is throwing around daddy's money, you little chimp

>>714766721
I don't care much for religion, but fuck those filthy nigger cunts for doing that to an old lady.

>>714766164
like a glove

>>714774747
that's a canary you stupid fuck

>>714775312
Top of the food chain for a reason.