tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

>>714733971
My mom never caught me jacking it, but my brother did.
Probably the awkwardest moment of my life.

>>714734054
did he join in?

>>714734202
No, you mongoloid.

>>714733971

>12
>thought I was home alone
>jerking off naked in living room
>cum
>look at doorway see mom touching her crotch looking at me
>she leaves and never a word about it

>>714734262
well could you pretend he did and greentext it so I can masturbate to it?

My mom was always really respectful when it came to this. My room's door was physically incapable of locking so I tried my best to keep my routine to either late night or very early morning.

One morning my mother opened my door without knocking while I was beating it in my computer chair. My desk was only a few feet from the door so she probably got a good eyeful, regardless of my very quick reflex of bending over my dick to take it out of view. She simply shut her eyes, and closed the door, during which she apologized for not knocking. She never brought it up again, there was nothing to talk about.

>>714734362
did you finish beating off? or was the moment lost?

>>714734298

nice fantasy kiddo

Was probably 14 and I didn't realize that I got caught during the act. Later as I was emptying the dishwasher my mom uttered something along the lines of: Do that shit on a Sunday morning when no ones awake.
I was just awkward and mostly silent at the time, obviously didnt listen and just took greater care in the future.

>>714734298
Jesus Murphy.

>>714734362
why cant you close the door while fapping, like a normal person ?

>>714734472
nah it was lost, I was softer than hour soaked cucumber. I finished getting ready for school and left the house.

>>714734546
the door was closed, I didn't know that needed to be specified.

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>home alone with younger sister
>get a bit drunk/stoned together
>time for bed, she asks if she can sleep in my bed to keep warm
>worms start dripping out of her asshole
>oh god this is awful
>floods of cockroaches crawling out of her cunt
>I'm running round the room naked, stamping on roaches
>follow them down to the kitchen
>they're collecting last night's half-eaten spaghetti
>they carry it upstairs and start forcing spaghetti into my sister's vagina and anus
>she is bloated with roach nests and leaking tomato sauce from every orifice
>her nipples turn into meatballs
>I'm ejaculating a constant stream of warm Béchamel sauce over her Parma ham pissflaps
>suddenly wake up in Italian restaurant
>I just fucked my dinner
>worst day ever

I just masturbated for the first time today! I'm 22.

>>714733971
Tell me a time when you caught your mom masterbaking.

>>714734663
your medal is on the post to you anon

Ive never been caught. though they found the porn i was looking at

>>714733971

>In the living room jerking it to porn on Wii browser.
>Hear front door unlock.
>Shitshitshit.jpg
>Power off and run upstairs like a bitch.

I was beating my meat while laying under my sheets in stealth mode because my mum was prowling around. once I started to finish, my mum walked in on me and came up to me and told me "good night" while I was cumming. She didn't suspect a thing because I was completely covered by my blanket. Scariest moment of my teenage life... True story.

>>714734781
it's only really a problem if it's horse porn and CP

>>714734298
Fake and gay

>>714734659
Wew lad

>>714734659
9/10. Could use Fresh Prince reference.

>>714734928
luckily it was early into my discovery of masturbation and nothing of that nature was found

She came out of her bedroom in the middle of the night to adjust the heat. She caught me on the living room couch, fapping away beneath her favorite blanket.

Thank God she didn't see the sharpie up my ass.

IIRC : "Make sure you wash your blanket."

>>714734659
Damn. Plz tell me moar.

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>>714733971

>Was masturbaring to a friends GFs nudes that i stole when he plugged his phone in to charge
>Was very drunk and passed out with laptop on legs and dick out
>woke up to a cup of tea next to my bed
>mother brought me tea up while i was KO'd
>seen the pictures, seen my dick out, 10/10


>>714734714
She was drunk as shit one night and started fingering herself
pissed herself too
yes, i did fuck her and came so hard when she grabbed my asscheeks and pulled me in harder

still fap to it.

my mom never caught me fapping but my sister and her friend caught me cuming while watching bleu nuit and ask me what i was doing. i told them i was peeing and whent to bed with a dick covered in cum

>>714734331
Hello old /b/. I've missed you.

>>714733971
No shame in it. I don't stop. She taught me how by giving me handy-J's as I got close to puberty while she bathed me... for too many years. ;p

>>714733971
>be 12
>find and steal one of grandma's vibrators
>took smallest
>my dumb ass thought she wouldn't notice if it was the small one
>she didn't mention it ever
>be in room a few months later
>cheap lock on door
>rubbing grandma's vibe on clit
>remember thinking how stupid i must be for liking it on the outside of my cunt
>on floor between bed and wall
>mom opens door and asks what I want for dinner
>peak my head over bed
>"I don't know. I'm not that hungry right now, mom"
>"anon, what are you doing?"
>"cleaning under my bed"
>"it's about time"
>she walks out and closes my door
>close one
>must stop and get dressed
>cant
>must cum
>do

>>714734663
WTF? really? You are either really good at pulling bitches or you're asexual as fuck

>>714735445
tits + timestamp or never happen

>>714734820
Bro Wii browser for porn. I remember those days... Chromecast is a God send

My stepmom never caught me because she made damn sure I wouldn't jerk off...I had to shower with the door unlocked and she would constantly check in on me...if I was ever in the bathroom for what she thought was too long she'd practically bang the door down...I would be asleep and be woken up to my covers being torn off from her checking if my pants were still on, one time the sports illustrated swimsuit addition was laying in a pile of magazines in my bedroom I shared with three brothers, she saw it and flipped the fuck out on me...my stepmoms entire side of the family was told i was a rapist and they all thougt a was creepy pervert..I was not allowed to be in the same room as my stepsister after that because she though I would try something on her, this all happened up until I was 19 years old

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>>714735593

>>714734820
>>714735678

Underage faggots

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>>714733971
I'm 20, been masturbating since 10. Never got caught

>>714735916
good , i belive you

>>714735819
thats fucked up

>>714735916
NotBad.jpeg
Got anymore with that story?

>>714734928
>>714734928
not taht guy completely different person. there was no cp but there was PLENTY of horse porn. all i got was "thats not normal" i found out how to delete cookies and browsing hisrtory VERY soon after that. also this was like 10 years ago and we only had one computer for our house. i had to sneak down at like 2 in the morning to very carefully jackoff.
there was also some piss play and furry shit there, but thank god that was a passing fad

>>714735916
are you fuking crazy? you have like the 15% of the batteri. put this phone in the charger crazy bitch

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>>714734331

Haven't been caught yet. I've been alarmingly close to being caught though.

>19
>Still live with parents
>Parents go to work. Home alone for a while before I need to go to college and then work.
>Whole house is fucking cold. Need a warmer place to do this than my room.
>The closet it my parents' room is warm and has plenty of space.
>Prop up my phone where it's in view, turn on some porn and start doing the do.
>Dog downstairs starts barking like he does whenever someone comes through the door.
>Start hearing footsteps coming up the stairs.
>Shit.
>I bring a towel to lay on whenever I do this to clean up with when I'm finished, so I wrap up in that and quickly run for the bathroom right next to the room.
>Make it outside of her room. Run right into her.
>Asks what the fuck I am doing in a towel in her room.
>Gotta think fast.
>Make up an excuse that I just got done showering like I do every morning and was looking for clothes since she did everyone's laundry this time.
>"Oh. Okay."
>Let out a mental sigh of relief. Get clothes from my room and change
>Can't stop thinking about how fucking close that was.
>Decide to never do that again. Do it in my own room or in the bathroom from now on.

>>714735931
At the time yeah. so what?

When I was 16 my aunt was staying over. I was jacking off to some facial vidz when she comes walking in.

>>714735916
I like the tits :)

>>714735931
you know the wii is like 10 years old, right?

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she caught me watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVtfbjaPxN0

>>714736022
>spend night at friends house
>come home
>get yelled at
>my mom cleaned my room while I was gone
>found my secret dildo
>apologize
>say I didn't know what it was for and thought it was cool
>lie
>don't get it back obvs
>try to use my fingers but it's not the same
>start shoving random objects up my pussy

>>714736148
I have it hooked up to my laptop and is charging

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>>714734331

>>714736307
thank you <3

My aunt kind of stands back for a second, then says shhh and closes the door behind her.

>>714736390
What objects?

>>714736490
Got any other pics?

where the fuck are all these femanons coming from

>>714736733
outside, someone close the fuking door

>>714736490
youre welcome.
would love to see more :">
got kik?

>>714736733
i remembered boy in middle school giggling about 4chan and then my current bf showed it to me. Why spend hundreds on therapy when I can just show my tits on the internet and talk about my childhood here

>>714735916
How many brothers and sisters do you have? Ever walked in on them?

>be 15
>wake up one afternoon and find myself home alone
>sweet, i dont get to fap at this hour very often
>family is most likely out grocery shopping so i cant take too long
>5 minutes into fapping at computer in my room, i hear our car pull up
>shit, godda finish this really quick before parents come in
>go into maximum overfap, trying my hardest to cum ASAP
>hear footsteps coming towards house, then front door opening
>oh god im so close i just need 30 more seconds
>for some reason the danger of the situation was really fucking hot so i took the risk and kept going
>i can feel the cum bubbling up from the base of my cock
>suddenly my mom opens my bedroom door
>the door is directly to the left of me, so she has basically a perfectly view of everything
>barely even notice the door opened because as soon as it did, huge globs of cum started shooting out of my cock and into the air.
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>mother just stood there in the doorway watching me cum
>she waited until i completely finished orgasming before closing the door back.
>i just kind of sat there for a few minutes trying to process what just happened
>thought things would be awkward but she just pretended like it never happened.

>I never got caught jacking it, but related story nevertheless
>be 14
>get one of the 1st kindles for my birthday
>use it for a while
>smartphones become a thing so I abandon it
>my mom starts to use it
>fine by me
>April Fools Day comes around
>decide to mess with mom for shits and giggles
>get on it the night before and fill it to the brim with tranny porn (hard to find on Amazon libraries btw)
>Dad catches me doing it and takes i away cuz strict parents
>he hides it somewhere
>he has no idea what was being put on there since he can't use technology for shit
>fast forward 6 months
>my mom wants to talk to me
>ok sure
>shows me the kindle full of tranny porn and asks me to explain
>tell her it was an April Fools joke gone wrong
>she doesn't believe me
>mfw my mom thinks I fap to tranny porn to this day

That is very interesting, In fact, I find you interesting.

>>714736594
hairbrushes, highlighters, kitchen utensils, bottles, cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, my barbie's legs, those giant bubble wand cases, probably a bunch more things I've forgotten. It got really bad, when I tried everything I could from my house. I would always try something at who ever's house I would go to.

>>714737093
Who?

>>714737067
why did you think that was a good idea
i mean, kek
but why

>>714737124
>barbie legs
>highlighters

Shoved in a vagina

Oh no

>>714733971
I don't know what disturbed her more.
1) I was fapping in her room.
2) I was using her panties to fap with
3) The panties I was using, she was wearing before she want to sleep.
4) I woke her up by hitting her with my seman while groaning.
5) She realized I was able to see her whole body because I gently pushed up her night shirt and took her panties while she slept.


To this day, I wonder which one of those things upset her. I think just one of those things was over the line, right?

>>714736924
I have two younger brothers. Am the oldest and only girl. Different dad, same mom.
My brother recently turned 11 and I walked in on him and his tablet. Little fuck tried to play it off, but I had to shut that shit down. He was watching that lego porn shit on youtube. roblox?roblokx? you know

>>714737201
My mom would have found it funny, but when she finds it 6 months after April fools it doesn't seem believable. Especially since I was stuttering and looking around while trying to explain myself.

>>714737147
The young lady.

>>714735819
Tell us more

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>>714734663

it was that recent trap thread... wasn't it?

be honest anon

and Finley Field to make ya feel better

>>714737061
kek

I was jerking off with my headphones on and my door open it was loud enough I couldn't here my mum walk in with the Laundry I didn't notice she was coming into my room until I was saw her staring at me in my door
way while I was cumming she still just walked in like nothing happens and just throw me a towel to clean up she didn't even care just told me if I was going to jerk off just don't use the good towels to clean up I got other strories if anyone is interested

>>714737232
I would put them in ziplock baggies before I shoved em up there tho

>>714737334
There goes any chance of being an aunt

>>714737354
oh thanks <3

>>714737448
Ow. Jeez.

>>714737434
That is how mothers SHOULD react to masturbation. Can't make babies or get bugs by releaving a sex drive like that. Kudos to your mother, she is awesome.

>>714736390
post vagina!!!

>>714737493
It is my pleasure. I am a bit stoned and listening to pizzagate info.

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>>714737271
All of those are cool, you prolly didn't knock, you fucking disrespectful bastard

>>714737457
I fucking swear that little brother is autistic. he's getting tested in school next month for confirmation

>>714733971
>be 17
>I live 30 minutes from my friends and just broke up with my at the time girlfriend
>feeling lonely
>mothers day
>see some qt's on here
>ttl thread
>fapping to dem ttl girls
>looking at dat ass
>it's late
>see something on her ass
>watdo
>zoom in to see what it is
>she had a hair sticking out from her cheeks
>kek
>I hear footsteps
>ohshit.jpg
>turnaround.png
>see mom
>kek
>she says "what the hell are you doing!"
>watdo.swf
>"looking at pictures mom"
>11/10 response
>mom says "happy mothers day to me"

>>714737502
I was fucking stupid. Made myself bleed a few times but still kept at it every other day

>>714737679
I'm high too

>>714733971
never caught me fapping. She did walk in on the first blowjob i ever received. She opened the door, turned around. She never said anything about it ever, but its always stuck with me that my mom saw my 15 year old girlfriend fingering her butthole with my cock in her mouth.

>>714737832
What turns you on the most while masturbating?

You fucking kids, you don't know the difficulty of the olden times.

>be 14
>dad has massive collection of porn on 3.5" floppies
>takes 10 seconds to load one JPG
>each disk stores maybe 30 JPGs
>have to carefully put everything back where I found it
>steal weird porn books from my parents bedroom
>decide to keep one because it's amazing
>one day it's gone
>thehuntbegins.jpg
>found in my brother's room
>steal it back
>goes back and forth like this for ages
>one day it's really gone
>found later back in my parents bedroom
>steal it again
>never a word was spoken of it by anyone
>find VHS porn in parent's bedroom
>have my own VCR in basement bedroom but it's too far to put it back quickly if people come home
>have to wait for everyone to be gone
>jacking in living room on rare occasion everyone is gone
>constantly checking the window
>car rolls up
>ohshit.jpg
>have to eject tape and haul ass to parents bedroom and put it back
>never moved so fast in my life

You kids these days have it pretty damn easy. Then again so do I

>>714737707
>fucking disrespectful bastard
I didn't knock. I was being sneaky. *feels shame*

>>714737798
Why exactly did you mom take your vibrator?

Did you ever get a replacement or did you just keep a box of ziplocks on your person at all times until you went to college?

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>>714737763

never had my own mom catch me fapping.
but i did have my gfs mom catch me

>>714737895
it's gonna sound stupid, but talking to myself. Pretending that someone else is calling me a dirty slut and stuff like that

>>714733971
My mother never caught me
>Friends mother did tho
I wasn't allowed to stay the night at my friends house anymore

>>714738094
story?

>>714738107
Not stupid at all, that's the power of your mind working magic. I say things as well at times.

>>714737901
friend i wish i had shit like floppy disks
my only way of getting porn as a 13 year old was finding the adult programs on TV that my parents didnt know about, or watching movies that had tits in them
my parents blocked just about everything on the internet besides a few sites
shit was lame
had to watch porn in the living room constantly checking that my parents door was still closed
sometimes in the sunroom, and i'd have to worry about the same thing, plus neighbors
looking back i shouldve just downloaded some porn photos onto a flashdrive at a friends house and brought it home

>>714737361
In 8th grade health class we had the egg project shit where you have to take care of an egg likes it's a child for a week. I was partners with a girl from class I was friendly with. My stepmom was pissed when she found out I was working with a girl and even more furious that we were friends and had little crushes on each other. For the project on pair in the class would get triplets and have to take care of three eggs and it happen to be us. We had to name them make birth certificates write up diaries and different reports we would havery to do for this project. Our eggs names all started with T, L, and A. The girl came over the last day to finish up everything was over and my stemming was furious at the site of us, biting her lips and grinding her teeth. She freaked out and said the initials of are eggs stood for tits, legs, and ass. She had a long talk to me and the girl about how innapropriate we were and made her call her parents to come pick her up. She then talked to her her parents when they arrived. Needless to say the girl was freaked out and never talked to me again and I became a weirdo in school from the shit my mom said you her.

>>714738047
I got an older boyfriend to buy me a set of jelly dildos when I was 17. Still living with mom because I am a millennial fag who goes to a college and works part time but still can't afford to move out. I am also helping my mom with my siblings. When she divorced their dad, we were cleaning my room out to move and I left to go to work. HIT ME AT WORK THAT I FORGOT TO PACK THE DILDOS MYSELF....she found em. Did not get yelled at this time. Got rid of them tho. Bought some glass ones for myself last year

>>714735445
>one of grandma's vibrators
>grandma's vibrators
That's either the name of a band or a nightmare.

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>>714733971
I didn't get caught beating my dick, but my mom caught me getting head from my gf when I was 16.

>>714738248
I choke myself too

>>714737895
Not that guy but I've got a weird way of getting aroused while beating off

If I'm watching something like horse porn then I fantasize that I'm watching my friend's sister taking a horse cock. Then while I'm working my wank magic I pretend that it's his cock I'm jerking while he watches his sister performing degrading sex acts in front of us. Sometimes I edit a porn video and inset her face in the top corner so I don't have to flick between the video and pics of her.

Then I ejaculate, feel a bit guilty and delete everything. Then the next night I do the same thing.

Just thought I'd share my expert masturbation tips with you all.

>>714734657
It didn't, that guy's a fucking dumbass.

>>714738286
I had to resort to a removable section to peek in the bathroom's heating vent when my mother or one of my sisters took a shower, fapping there looking at glimpses of when they came into my field of vision.

>>714738460
That can be very hot, as well. I had a gf at one time who asked me to do it to her.

>>714738441
my grandma is hippie af and a nudist in her free time. she had like 5 dongs in her drawer

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>>714734331

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>>714738441
I caught that too, I'm telling myself it just means it's an old model and moving on.

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Me and my girlfriend house sat and baby sat for a friend, which included a 12 year old girl. I caught her both playing hookie and using what I assume was her moms dildo. She was crying so much I felt bad, and long story short I got her to blow me while she masturbated. It was more me jerking off into her mouth, and I got her to take her shirt off so I could cum on them. After it was real awkward like she wouldnt look us in the eye or leave her room. Never tried for it again as someone was going to notice and I was terrified.

>>714738531
were you into it?

>>714737901
Nah man, you don't have shit on me.

>Early internet days. AOL and shit.
>Going around getting a bunch of images together to fap to
>25 seconds load time + 5 seconds for every other image I have open plus history clear time
>Get like 10 pictures together
>WindowsStart.mp3
>going at it for like 15 minutes
>still can't come but rock hard
>Dad pulls up
>ohshitnigger.jpeg
>start closing tabs
>I'm doing frame perfect inputs. Shit was intense
>pinball booting up just as he walks in
>think I'm home free
>turn around in desk chair to say hi
>my dick was sticking out the top of my jeans
>his face when

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>Peacefully jacking it on bed with laptop
>Brother enters
>Pull covers up around my chest
>Asks me to help him do something stupid task, which would normally be reasonable
>"I can't"
>"why not"
>"Just go away"
>Brother leaves
>Continue jackin' it, figure I'll go help him after I nut
>Mother enters room
>Pull covers up again
>Tells me not to be rude and help brother
>Basically have to tell her to fuck off in order not to get discovered
>MFW

>>714738491
dam
you win

>>714738468
that's just fucking retarded

>>714738599
Yes. That energy just takes over. I would let myself go that little bit too far, because I knew she would be disappointed if I held back.

>>714738588
How old were you dude?

>>714735916
But who was camera?

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>>714738606
fucking kek
im imagining this image with a cock hanging out

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>>714734331

>>714738719
27?

>>714738699
I scare my current bf because I want to pass out from suffocation and will go limp, but then he stops thrusting and I'm like come on, man

>>714738468
post pics of friend's sister

>>714738729
webcam

>>714738750
Basically. My dick was sticking out around where the tie was.

>>714738829
(Insert cringing pedobear reaction image here)

>>714738225
live with gf in her moms house.
gf went out with her girlfriends for a night
i stayed back and hung out down stairs.
about 11pm, starting to feel horny
go sit on the couch, turn on porn
gfs mom decides to come downstairs to ask me something.
gfs mom is late 40s, married and divorced 4 times. total train wreck.
real touch-feely type. always likes men, always has a different bf
gf loves her mom, no respect for her
anyways, her mom comes down the stairs
don't hear her

>>714738606
"tabs"
fucking bourgoise
i was loading an image viewer from a fucking dos prompt son

>>714738837
You'll eventually come across a guy who will go that distance.

>>714733971
Never has caught me

>>714735445
>>714735916
fucking nice story

>>714736390
Why did she care?

>>714738938
my bf will do till then

>>714738931
Combat moi. L'internet était une merde.

>>714738927
She is hot and Im a hebe, so it was one of those oppurtunities you might turn down 9 times out of 10.

>>714735916
can we meet

>>714738980
thank you anon <3

>>714739034
Does he cum on your face?

>>714738412
Well I mean, I still think it's weird that your mom kept dumping your sex toys.

Was she religious or something? Sexuality is normal, normal parents are aware of this

>>714738929
AND?

>>714738994
probably because I was still quite young

>>714738931
fucking THIS

I used to get my porn on a 33.6k modem from a dial-in bulletin board, xmodem protocol ftw

>>714739034
face, mouth, puss, ass you name it

she offered to pray for me and prayed for me. while i still had a boner

>>714739195
You're a good girl.

>>714739112
prob not tbh sorry <3

>>714739152
How old?

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>>714734331

>>714739278
Photo of pussy plz ?

>>714739138
I don't know. My father was very perverse and I think she didn't want me to take after him. If only she knew

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>went out to the bar with friends
>end up sleeping on friends couch across from a sexy passed out 18 year old intern
>get on my knees next to her and feel her up while she sleeps
>she wakes up and smiles at me
>play with her tits over her clothes and rub her crotch over her jeans
>she passes out again
> i sit at the end of the couch and take out my cock
>masturbate furiously while her bare feet are in my lap
>want to cum on those little toes SO BAD
>she wakes up!!!!
>Sees me fapping
>starts kicking me and yelling "CATE, CATE, Come down stairs"
>I grab my keys and run out the front door
>No one mentions the incident the next day
>I guess I got way with it

Intern looked almost exactly like the chick on the right in this pic. Foot game was on point though

>>714739301
You're retarded
Read her posts

>>714739034
fuckin slut

>>714738856
sharpie?

>>714739273
that's what daddy tells me

>>714739408
Very good girl. Make daddy happy.

>>714739391
yes moar <3

>>714739376
the girl on the right has a weird mix of cellulite and muscles on her legs

>>714739402
take what you can get. I'm lazy

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>>714739455
I thought you would like that

>>714739408
Nudes please?

>>714739381
Doesn't mean she was still 12 when it happened, idiot.

>>714739350
>If only she knew

So are you a pervert now then?
Tell us what a girl whose first vibrator is taken for her ends up like

My Fiancee is religious and I have a feeling she'd act the same way as your mom in a motherhood position

>>714739557
you have my nips already, dude

>>714739112
Really bad view, new pic

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>be reading something on a website
>listening to music on my headset
>bend over to better read something on the screen
>at the same time adjust music volume
>headset volume thingy is on the cable which is right above my crotch
>feel someone behind me
>look back to see the door close
>mfw I realize how that must have looked like

>>714739585
Well at least between there and 17 you Jew bag

>>714739585
okay, but I was still 12. Didn't get new dildos from bf until I was 16, but I found a back massager that changed my life

>>714739675
Seconded

I've never been caught masturbating but when I was a lot younger I used the family printer to print off a bunch of hentai and accidentally left one page in the tray. My mom found it and gave me a really awkward talk about porn and masturbating.

>>714735819

where the fuck did you live. Some kind of weird religious community?

>>714733971
Walked in, saw me hunched over, jacking it to the chick that played Ellen's best friend on that sitcom she did years ago. Cracked up laughing and just leaves the room. Even now everytime Ellen is on tv she starts laughing. Bitch is harsh but fair.

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>>714733971
>be me
>be 14-15ish
>sit on toilet in family bathroom
>jerk off
>takes forever to even get close to orgasm
>feel the familiar feeling build up in my balls
>gonna_cum.avi
>door bursts open
>mom marches in
>squeeze dick downwards with lightning fast reactions
>thanks_cs.jpg
>trap my throbbing cock between my legs
>mom stands a few feet beside me
>start to cum
>mfw I'm cumming while my mother is in the same room talking to me
>mfw I don't know to this day whether she noticed or not

Other than that, I never got caught.

>>714739144
i mean, she turned the corner and there I was, lying on the couch with my cock in hand
i see her just as she starts to say Oh Im sorry
she turns her head and says she just wanted to ask a question
i put my cock back in my shorts and say im sorry about that
she apologizes and i ask her what she needed
she asks if i can help her move her bookcase so she can retrieve a picture frame that fell behind it.
i move it, she gets the picture and thanks me
i say no problem
she apologizes again for interrupting me
i apologize to her for seeing me like that
she says its natural and healthy. she does it too

>>714739727
Oh, you should be careful with massages.

I hear the strong motors and repetitive stimulation can cause nerve damage.

You should also avoid most "jelly" dildos as they normally contain phthalates.

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>>714739639
>Trap confirmed
>Feminine penis confirmed

Pic related, is op

Never really been caught. Was a computer noob that didnt know about browser history shit. Get called in by dad to computer room "wtf this stileproject / monsters of cock urlz" Shit i dont know, ask my lil brother. Little brother has constant im guilty face, takes the heat for the whole thing cause dad doesnt buy that he wasnt fapping too it.

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>>714739682
it became a secret family tale

>>714739474
That girl is all muscle. Look at her fucking abs. She plays soccer. I would bet my life on it

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>>714734331
ebin

>>714740013
Man I knew something was up.

>>714736733
Bro. Females are way dirtier than dudes. I have a fuck buddy that wears a vibrating bullet everywhere she goes.

>>714734362
Your mother is a great person. You're lucky

Was probably 14 and I didn't realize that I got caught during the act. Later as I was emptying the dishwasher my mom uttered something along the lines of: Nice cock.
I was just awkward and mostly silent at the time, obviously didnt listen and just took greater care in the future.

>>714739990
I made sure to get some jellies that didn't thank goodness. But yeah, I was desensitized a bit but I'm all good now

>>714739983
You should have tried to fuck her if possible

>>714737901
It annoys me kids can just use a damn phone and stream full movies on the throne.

I just got dial up by the time I hit puberty so I had to full on ninja JPGs on the computer and hide to disk and then hide said disk, if I was lucky I could watch small 10 second clips anything longer took 10 mins to 2 hours to download as streaming wasn't an option as if you wait 2 hours for a video you hang onto that. So if I wanted to watch a lengthy flick it would be VHS and the best I could do was wait anywhere from weeks to months for me to be left alone long enough and also I had a brother so it was even more rare for my mum, dad and brother to all be gone.

Little cunts have shit far too fucking easy and still manage to fuck it up.

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eww

>>714740160
Are you into stretching?

What's the largest thing you can take?

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>>714734331
Never change you glorious faggots.

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>>714740013
dammit why can't you guys just take my word for it. here is a crappy webcam shot of my puss. please be nice to my meat curtains

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>>714736897

Got caught once. ONCE by my mom. Very strict Baptist.

After that should would blew me every day before bed so I wouldn't commit the sin of masturbation. She would make sure she got all of it too. Eventually she learned to keep me on the edge for an entire hour before letting me cum.

Moms are crazy

>>714733971
>3 or 4 AM
>home alone
>gotta jack it to this awesome DVR show
>hook up turtle beaches so neighbors don't hear
>steal batteries out of remote from upstairs dad's room
>roll of toilet paper on the couch
>goin to town
I had cords all over the damn place hooked up to my dad's girlfriend's laptop in the corner of the dark room. Dad stumbles in the house drunk.
>drunk father no fucking way this is happening
I've never been caught before! How is this happening NOW!? OF ALL TIMES!!!!?????
I clean up the most suspicious scene I've ever made and my dad comes downstairs asking for the batteries. I don't think we ever spoke again after that until he told me I had to get out or pay rent like a few weeks later.
I'd be cool with never having to see him ever again really. Not that bad of an experience. Just the only one.

>>714740321
bullshit

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>>714734331

>>714740262
Pretty.
What ethnicity are you if you don't mind me asking?

>>714740262
I'd suck it.

>>714740216
my bf's fist. I'm half asian so I shrink back up in a few hours

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>>714733971

>be me
>be 14
>jerkin it in bathroom
>thinking no one home
>suddenly mom opens door
>ohshitpanicmode.exe
>mom smiles and says "has it always been that small?"

tfw im a virgin at 31

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>be 15
>no internet- 1996 fam didn't want to pay for dialup
>watching scrambled porn in room
>10pm fapping like it's the last thing I will do in life
>about to cum
>door opens
>start to blow a wad that almost hits the ceiling
>Mom walks in and beholds the geyser that is my penis
>"Take out trash anon"
>walks away leaving door open
>still cumming
>Didn't know what to do
>Look at door again
>Dad with disapproved face
>wiped up, took out trash with a huge boner still
>went to bed, fapped again

>>714740262
Eww.

>>714740262
Very nice pussy.That looks like a very sensitive clit.

>>714740405
half asian and half white. my mom is the white one

>>714740321
Omg I wish

>>714740262
7/10 clit
7/10 lips
5/10 camerawork

7/10 pussy over all. Would smash

>>714738468
>If I'm watching something like horse porn then I fantasize that I'm watching my friend's sister taking a horse cock.

>Not fantasizing that you're the one taking the horse cock while your oneitis watches

Get out Normie.

>>714740420
made my clit twitch <3

>>714740474
FUCK YOU NIGGER!

>>714740474
I know, I know

>>714740431
Nice, do you ever use any toys that size?

What kind of Asian?

I wish I had a girl to fist me.

>>714735916
nice tits, is the vag lovely as well?

>>714740556
yeah, I always tell dudes that I'm like a 7/10 and they bullshit like crazy like nah babe you're so hot 10/10 dudes are crazy to not be all over you and I'm just like wow stfu I know my clit is massive

>>714740649
No fuck him he doesn't appreciate you posting nudes

ITT: /b/tards obsess over a femanon

Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?

>>714740681
New fag

>>714740569
Would you kindly piss in my eager mouth?!

1. cant believe im jacking off to 4chan
2. cant believe im jacking off to stories of people getting caught jacking off
3. cant believe i feel the impulse to comment about some random girl on 4chans nice pussy

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>>714740337
Well, except for my mom marching upstairs once after hearing me and my girlfriend talking about 'wrong holes'.
>If you have a girl in that room I'm going to fucking KILL YOU.
Girlfriend stuffs her panties in my pockets after being yelled at, wrapped naked in a blanket, before walking home. I should have gone with her. I stayed home in shame like a baby child.

>>714740655
Nope, my toys are smaller. Filipino

>>714740743
Big clits are better. Easier to work.

>>714740743
Are there any other pics of you in this thread besides tits and puss?

>>714740744
okay, okay. you're right, fuck that guy

Never got caught by family in the act. Came really fucking close with my sister's older friend.

>around age 13-14
>sister and her friend are hanging out in her room
>i have to mow the lawn
>all sweaty so i get the shower going
>decide to jack it while water is heating up in bathroom
>bathroom was designed without a lock
>laying on the ground beside shower fapping with lotion
>sisters friend opens door while going downstairs
>close door in milliseconds with my feet since im laying on floor
>she laughs after i yell and freak out
>fapping ruined

>>714740803
if you gargle it too <3

sister, mom never
until I just stopped giving a fuck, then everyone in my family saw my dick at some point

>>714733971
I've actually never been caught by anyone. rare meme?

>>714740994
With pleasure! Piss in a cup and I'll drink it through a crazy straw.

>>714740869
much love on behalf of all my other big clit girls out there

>>714740883
no

>>714740173
well, she did see me get hard again when we stood there and talked about it was something we both did.
i told her i should probably go back downstairs and take care of things
she got flush in the face and said i bet i did and she would probably had to do something similar and to enjoy myself
i patted the front of my boxers and said i would try
she asked if porn helped
i said yeah, i liked big tits
her daughter is a D and she's like a EE
shes wearing a nightgown
i can feel my face get flush