stoners of /b/ unite (.8 blue dream flower, .5 golden goat crumble)

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>>714717173
I started 4/20

>>714717273
god bless you.

420 son

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>>714717173
Oh lord jesus how jealous I am, currently on tasc waiting for my sweet green to come back to me, sipping and tripping on delsym this lovely night brother.

>>714717173
Just bought an eighth of Memory Loss #7

>>714717877
I prefer Crippling Depression #3

>>714718444
I prefer Mambo #5

>>714718444
hey, that's what i've been smoking
also nice repeating digits

>>714718632
thank you friend. I took the first hit and I'm currently flying through space and time. each eye is seeing a different year. and the middle is me, in the present.

dude what

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smokin out of a bubbler

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White leader reporting in

>>714717173
blue dream is my favorite strain

>>714720178
you smoke out of an alien dick?

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Inb4 wall of hate on My bong collection
How are you fuckers getting lit

>>714720355
Too poor to afford a piece. I'm using a shitty ass makeshift wattlebottle bong.. =[

>>714720280
Dude seriously why are you so mad about my bong. Its nicer than yours. Get over it. You look like a five year old shitting his pants because someone has a nicer toy at recess

Calling my bong an alien dick doesn't make me mad, it doesn't make me any kind of faggot like you wish I was, it just makes you look pathetic and honestly having some background in psychology i would say your affixation with dicks has some underlying cause

>>714720544
Too poor to afford a piece is fucking laughable. If you can buy weed you can spare the $20 to buy a fucking glass pipe. Comeon you cheap dirty fuck.

>>714720544
Hey man. I made water bottle bongs for months because my old shitty Amazon plastic bong broke. i kept the stem. worked pretty nice. used duct tape to get a solid seal. hit better than the plastic one. then i eventually caved and bought another plastic one lol

Now I picked up that glass piece (OP) and it's godlike. I've never had a pull-bowl and i feel like a king whenever i use it.

weed kills

>>714720735
bro i dont think he was trying to offend you <3

>>714720735

>>Takes one pysch class and high school and thinks their a clincial social worker

Nice run on sentence too faggot. Enjoy that alien load.

Waste of crumble

>>714720544
Been there anon. And that's part of the reason I now have 10k in glass. At least get yourself a five dollar glass bowl. At one point in my life I was like you and I made a new piece every time I had to smoke. You're still young you'll get a better job and save a little soon bro>>714720280

>>714720987
lol nope

>>714720956
woah did you get salt in your wrist slits?

>>714720735
>reads one sentence
>posts whole paragraph
you have to go back, pussy. nice bong btw

>>714720956
It doesn't take a lot to see some guy with a Freudian dick affixation has some underlying issues at hand. Took two years btw, and fuck your run in sentences I'm typing one handed while I'm drinking and smoking

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im there /b/ros

>>714720735
Dude seriously why are you so mad about my bong. Its nicer than yours. Get over it. You look like a five year old shitting his pants because someone has a nicer toy at recess

Calling my bong an alien dick doesn't make me mad, it doesn't make me any kind of faggot like you wish I was, it just makes you look pathetic and honestly having some background in psychology i would say your affixation with dicks has some underlying cause

>>714721466
I have to go back what to psych class? Fuck off. Your uncle obviously raped you at a tender age

>>714721861
to /r9k/, you clearly wasted your money on psych

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got this for only an eighth of weed from some goon. the drop down sucks tho

>>714722053
still pretty dope. thats 20 bucks for me lol

>>714721067
Thanks anon. It just sucks not having any money. I have a shitty job that only pays 8$/hr, every check I only have 40-50 bucks to spend, and that goes to weed money.

You'd think working full time plus school part time and I'd have some fucking money.

>>714722188
Dude I'd say keep job hunting. I got paid 11 bucks an hour starting wage like a couple months ago in Chick Fil A.

>>714722366
I live in a college town, a right to work state. 8-9$ is the best you can get here without a degree.

mfw my state hasn't legalized it yet and I'm not stupid enough to deal with faggot teenage minorities selling me weed for more than base value

>>714717273
how

been coming down from a pretty good acid trip all day, just got done smoking a fat cone of platinum og and a couple of bowls of head band also ate a indica gummy., chillin by the christmas tree now.

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>>714717173
Hey guys, "inexperienced' smoker here.
So how can I tell if this Shit is legit or not?
And if it's good or not? What we used to smoke gave me waves of goosebumps and made me chill. That's what I'm hoping for tonight.

I've smoked a few times, every now and then in highschool but never smoked alone or bought any. It was always provided. I bought this month's ago for a good time and tonight I'm done with finals. I have a pipe but no screen and no papers either. Any tips?

>>714725037
Looks real. Kinda shitty mexican brick weed though.

>>714725580
well the guy was kinda shitty, he sold me a tab/dab but i think its just research chemicals, you think ita gone bad in months?

but thanks for the response. any idea of what strain i smoked was? lile i said gave me waves of chills througout my body.

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Random leftovers and scrapings. Running low

>>714725037
Tip: Never buy pre-ground weed. buds only

>>714726196
why? any specific reason?

>>714726124
been there before, sucks man

I just copped a bit over a g for 20 dollars of blue dream and sour dies. I'm in new York if anyone thinks I'm paying too much. Should I smoke now?

>>714726348
I'm still feelin' it, getting more is tomorrow me's problem

>>714726296
preground makes it easier to mix shit in with it

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At my buddy's places, nigga done passed out on my ass. Oh well it's okay for me to smoke his weed right anon?

>>714726517
oh, i doubt anything is in it. it was rather sudden and last minute for the dealer when i bought it

>>714726583
hes got plenty
wont miss a few buds...

>>714726583
depends. I hang out with a guy whose pretty douchey. if he fell asleep his weed would be gone

>>714725854
Not easy to tell. A lot of strains "feel" the same. You can't really tell the differences until you've smoked a bunch of each. Chill, so probably Indica-based.

And it doesn't really go bad. My uncle just recently smoked 20 year old weed he had from back in the day in a mason jar.

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>>714717173
t + 36Hrs since my first Adderall 'script in 3 months entered my hands
I've been awake since 6AM an uncertain number of days ago. Time past remembering numbers on the clock no longer exists as an element of my brain's reality. I've already taken 5 of the big 30mg Adderall XR pills they gave me, snorted 3 of them.

Been smoking since midnight after gf fell asleep, burned a joint and two one hitters packed with hash.

Pic related, note I was normal 18 y/o, 130lbs and 5'5" when the doctor weighed me in order to give me the pills <2 days ago.

>>714726795
no they mix in other stuff so they can make more money off a single .oz
you could have got a g of weed or .6 of weed and .4 of some spice
ehh im not very trusting is all

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>>714723443
so youre saying you dont smoke weed?

Best homade thing to smoke out of made out of a water bottle?

Smoking on tetralabs Goldcard 100% thc hash oil

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>>714727275
gravity bong.

>>714726954
alrigjt, then ill start asking for indica. thanks man.
>>714727227
shit, now you got me wondering...but i guess ill see once i smoke it now. thanks anon

>>714717173
God damn you guys are worse than vape fags.

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>>714727628
>vape fags

problem friend?

>>714727628
Why are you mad that other people are enjoying things anon? Who hurt you :'(

>>714727203
>Being this strung out this quickly
How haven't you had a stroke? You look like you belong in photos of jews liberated from concentration camps.

>>714727787
almost quads.

there's something unattractive about a girl who is willing to put her nudes on the internet. Like, she could be the hottest girl ever but like. that ruins it.

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How's my weed?

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>>714728008
When I was a kid, I decided to abandon my fear of death entirely because I found that I couldn't do anything about it. Once I got to be 13 and started dabbling in drugs, that lack of fear turned into an adamant refusal to believe that I can die at all. I've always gone balls out every time I do drugs or drink. The fact that I haven't been physically harmed at all by drugs despite the many occasions where I definitely should have died reinforces the idea that I, in fact, am incapable of dying as a result of my drug use.

It's worked out good so far.

>>714728694
wont lie. im a bi dude and im rarely physically attracted to dudes. but you're cute af

>>714717173
The shit thing in Aus is the best we got is "Jimbos shit he grew in the back shed or "(insert bogan name here)'s 1 and only plant that he hides from his mum in his wardrobe after she discovered it growing from the gutter"

None of thise dream flower and goat crumble

>>714728936
I tried growing once. Got like, 400 grams. But it was all shit. I sold it to like, a highschooler for insane profit.

Bout to do some DMT, but I read the way I wanna do it will be difficult or not as good. All I have is a glass pipe green and Dimitri here, I don't have the money nor the time to go out and get the other stuff. What are y'all's experience with this and is my way okay or is there another way.. I also have parsley flakes if that counts. Though I'm not really wanting to smoke parsley.. oh and I hardly ever caught when I smoke pot anyways.

Shit I don't even know what I'm smoking, but im about stoned as fuck at the moment lol

>>714730230
Same here, mine tastes like lemons.

>>714730264
Mine has a pine like, hash like taste I guess. I do like the lemon varieties though. Lemon sour diesel, lemon kush, etc.

I'm aboutta smoke, who's with me?

>>714730590
This anon

>>714730590
I'm smoking a bowl right now, as I'm typing

Making a gravity bong

>>714730947
What are you using?

>>714731044
Water bottle with couple of holes poked at bottom with a socket wrench bowl and a jar of water HOPEFULLY

>>714728896
All gay men want to fuck me.

Only one of them succeeded, was a friend and he asked if I wanted him to come over with some bars and dabs to chill for a while. I said yeah, popped a bar when he got there and did a few dabs, ended up with far less inhibition than was needed.

He got up on his knees while I was sitting on the bed next to him, started putting gel in my hair and getting real close. Decided fuck it, deep down I'd secretly wanted to fuck him since I met him for some reason, pulled his face down to mine and started making out with him. I unzipped his pants first, stroked his cock, he did the same then I pushed him onto his back and started sucking dick. I could only fit like 3/4 of it in my mouth, but I caught myself trying hard to take more. I fucking loved sucking him off. Climbed on top of him from there, both naked, and put his dick against my asshole. I inched downward, heavy af tongue kissing, harder than I'd ever been before. Start slow but eventually get to riding his cock at a regular pace, moaning and pushing his crotch against my ass as I come back down trying to get as deep inside me as possible. Every time he shoved his cock farther into me like that, I felt this weird feeling in my whole body that felt good and bad at the same time. We were both moaning and he was biting my lip and I loved the way his cock filled me up and stretched me. I came so hard that my legs started shaking without touching my dick at all. He kept fucking me for a minute and pulled out, he wanted to wait to cum so he could shoot a giant load inside me. I got hard again thinking about it, grabbed him and pushed him onto his back again. Got between his legs, fingered him, then shoved cock inside him and fucked him hard. Choked him, bit him, rammed his asshole, he was moaning and saying my name the whole time. I finally got as deep as I could and came buckets inside him, told him I think I'm straight and told him I was going to bed.

>>714731163
Okay then

>>714731160
Shit, I can't knock that, I liked using 5 gallon water jugs and either a tub or pool. But you make do with what ya got, right?

>>714731163
why did i read this now i need to jerk off fucking hell

>>714731163
Also forgot to add that I had him wait outside for his Uber.

He almost told my gf we fucked, if it wasn't for that I'd have invited him back a few times to fuck me for half the night and cum inside me like I should've let him. Honestly probably wouldn't have stopped at all.

I still maintain that I'm straight. That was the first and only sexual act I participated in with another guy. I don't know why, but just looking at him has always made me think gay as fuck thoughts and his dick is amazing. I've never fucked a girl that felt nearly as good as when he fucked me. No interest in other men.

>>714718549
Underrated as fuck. Ty for the keys anon

>>714717173
damn bro i know i can clear .7 at least in my pipe but idk with crumble and u got a bong lucky

>>714720178
FUCK!!! thats nice glass, how much did it cost?

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>>714717173
The Mighty Vaporizer - I highly recommend it. It's expensive (about $400) but it's much easier on your lungs than smoking but still gives nice hits.

>>714720355
o hahaha that was agood pic of ur bong

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>>714717173
>jack herer pipe
best thing i ever bought, other than, perhaps, weed itself.

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>>714732019
love these, but always went through my stuff 3x faster .. is there a trick to using them?

>>714720355
You in oregon?

Enail plus good oil.

>>714718549
That's my shit man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw

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5 years a regular fiend, got a few friends to show for it. Wanna see my bong?

>>714720735
No no no anon, he is the kid that gets mad when that one dickhead kid non stop talks about how cool his toy is, and non stop shows everyone his toy and asks everyone "Hey, seen my toy?" And when someone tells that kid to fuck off or that he is annoying, he just says "You're mad that my toy is nicer than yours" That kid is you anon

>>714727520
who is that

>>714733230
Probably because your temperatures were too high. I vape at between 365 and 380 F and my weed lasts me twice as long as smoking.

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I'm looking to get a new vaporizer, I currently use a mflb, but i want to get something to use at home, has anyone used The Brick, from sticky bricks?

>falling for the lazy Jew

>>714732457
vape low temps, there isnt much visible vapor, but it gets you way higher in the end, the visible vapor is wasted vapor

>>714726583
How good of friends are you?

>>714734168
get a herbal aire 2.2

>>714724316
>not knowing hitler's birthday

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Only part of the collection

>>714720987
That's what I was thinking

>>714726124

holy shit, 1997...

>>714735844
That perc on the bigg'un!! and that orange/green one at 1 o'clock...nice spread!

Anyone got a hookup in the 949 area i need some.

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>>714736393

thanks. Got a few new pieces since then. That pic is a bit old.

This is how much I have left of my stash

>>714717173
Holay fuck you weed chucks are the worst who gives a fuck about some dumb ass name the guy handing out gs decides smoke and move on its supposed to make boring shit fun not make you give it your ass

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>>714717173
some sour OG

>>714717173
wax master class reporting

http://www.atmosrx.com/Kiln-RA-Vaporizer.html

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>>714736828

bigger bong that I picked up a few weeks ago, missing from the collection

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>>714717173
This is a log of shatter I rolled into keif. It is now a keif laced log of oil. I will now roll that into the core of a joint.

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Suh

>>714718444
Checked, also I prefer Put the pain in a box #69

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>>714737890

nice my dude. sounds like a good time

>>714731163
>I caught myself trying hard to take more [dick]; I fucking loved sucking him off
>I inched downward [, pushing his dick into my asshole], heavy af toungue kissing
>harder than I'd ever been
>Fucked him hard... Choked him, bit him, rammed his asshole
>Moaning and saying my name
>Every time he shoved his cock farther into me...
>I came so hard that my legs started shaking
>We were both moaning and he was biting my lip... I loved the way his cock filled me up
>...so he could shoot a giant load inside me
>got as deep as I could and came inside him
>I think I'm straight

You're not.

>>714720808
Some are even cheaper than that if anon really wanted one.

Just brought my first glass pipe yesterday and I was wondering, how do you clean it? Do you just pour water into it? Maybe washing detergent?

>>714738784

degreaser is good, you can find that at home departments. isopropyl alcohol and rock salt in a bag and shaking it works pretty well for most pieces and bongs. Soapy warm water helps loosen the built up resin if you need to soak it a bit first.

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I don't know the strain but I know its effect on my brain.

>>714739247

that have some purp in it? looks colorful

>>714739140
Awesome man, I'll get onto that. Cheers anon

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>>714739456
Fuck if I know

Hey /b/uddies
I want to smoke up but I can't cus I'm always alone, and whenever I ask mates to they agree but never follow through with it
Always on Skype with mates, and they don't smoke
I just need niggas to get high with
I don't wanna smoke alone, fair sure its bad for you. Makes me sad whenever I do it alone

Dabbing Gorilla Glue #4 + Blue Dream nugrun shatter

>>714740049

looks tasty either way. definitely frosty as hell

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>>714740233
Yeah I had to find a better dealer, all my old ones just bought from dispos but this is homegrown fire.

>>714731163
Fuck off you massive stimulant induced psychosis faggot.

>>714720735
..... Is..... Is this bait...?

>>714731697
You're pansexual you closeted faggot, if you enjoyed fucking him that much, it just means exactly what I originally said, you're only attracted to people you know and can form a certain connection with them.

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>gif related

>>714725037

Don't ever buy shake... unless you truly know the dealer.

>>714734457

Can someone back this claim up?

gonna rip a dab on cam in a few min.

get in here stoners

http://tinychat com/40u67t

>>714742298
nah fuck that. I started at 5 and worked up to 7 (I had the analog volcano, for 10 plus years, I still own it.

>>714742393
Dude seriously why are you so mad about my bong. Its nicer than yours. Get over it. You look like a five year old shitting his pants because someone has a nicer toy at recess

Calling my bong an alien dick doesn't make me mad, it doesn't make me any kind of faggot like you wish I was, it just makes you look pathetic and honestly having some background in psychology i would say your affixation with dicks has some underlying cause

>>714717173
bump

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>>714728694
this is an immature post

>>714717173
Man have to pass a drug test in 32 days so no smoking for me :{

>>714728694
Break up with monce please.

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Paid a tenner for this 'gram', do you reckon i got ripped off?

>>714741848
Worse
It's stale pasta