Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>714702818
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
akame claimed
カラミチーマス
>>714709643
No, best Madoka.
Sameji claim'd
>yfw he still follows us and wants our attention
>>714709084 [muffin]
goodnight muffin
>>714709303 [shinoa]
how are you?
>>714709371 [houkie]
glad it went smooth
not up to anything, should sleep soon
Nui is mine.
All Nuis are, actually.
>>714709989
Even worse, he wants our validation.
>>714709989
Of course, daddy only ever gave him things and money instead of love and attention
Boba milk tea is some good shit
Koumefag reporting in.
How is everybody doing tonight?
>>714710192
Probably not the best picture to claim with.
>>714709303
Sounds like a lot of trouble then.
>>714709398
I'm genuinely friendly to those i find fun and friendly, share my interests, or i can relate to.
>>714709521
>>714710118
Lies as always!
>>714709989
>>714710269
This opens up the question, what makes a pic a good claiming pic?
Saratoga
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^
>>714710411
This one is
>they're this angry at someone they could avoid
>constantly say "you could easily ignore these threads
The autism is out of control
>>714709989
no
>>714710411
Something that says 'this is my waifu'. Simple and neat. A name, unless followed by a surname, is generally not good because as we know, there are 2 Shiros.
>>714710579
>hate thread
>post in it every day and follow it
>not autism
10/10
>>714710735
>they're this mad that their internet bully has more money and a hotter girlfriend than them
Not a hard accomplishment considering your only monetary worth is measured on a bulletin board with good boy points and your girlfriend is either a Cum stained pillow case or an image on a Cum stained computer screen
>>714710075
You know the deal- if you can't sleep or find yourself needing to talk, I'm around. Gonna be up late tonight anyhow.
>>714710214
Been a while since I've had some, but that stuff is tasty indeed.
>>714710459
Nice boat! How's it going tonight?
>>714710735
stooop
>>714710735
>>714710735
Aww, thanks cutie!
>>714710313
I'm definitely tellin the truth as always. You're the one lyin.
>>714711001
(btw, are you posting in the /c/ thread? see some of your most frequently used images but with different names there)
>>714711001
>>714710735
>No love for Koume
RIP
Oh well
>>714710931
I didn't know there were any places that sold it around here until today. There's one about 30 minutes away from me and I went there with an old friend of mine seeing as we both had the day off and had nothing better to do.
Fun stuff~
>>714710883
>implying I can afford a computer
Hitting the hay, night.
>>714710735
(You) (You) (You)
>>714710717
Reminds me of the pic Sachii used to claim with.
>>714710560
That's not a picture of Saber.
>>714711425
Sleep well.
Sachii never claimed with a smiling pic, but it is similar.
>>714711425
Night
>>714711565
>A name
This bit reminded me of it. Like this pic.
>>714710931
Good. Playing league
>Sara
>>714710735
The mua is real
>>714711370
I got a large Asian market about 20 mins away that has some pretty good boba tea, but I'm typically there to stock up on ingredients. Gonna have to get me some next time though.
Nothing wrong with going out to eat/do whatever for the hell of it. Especially with friends involved.
>>714711425
'Night.
>>714711724
Thats the more recent claims, but now I see it.
>>714710931
yeah I've seen you on here often this week.
Not needing to talk is what's causing me the most problems right now.
>>714711425
Rude tbh
>>714711086
Nonsense, you lie about the truth!
>>714711198
I only posted two in the current Nui thread i think, however i dumped a lot of my favorites in the last one so it's possible a anon saved it all, thought that was a while ago.
>>714711307
Love you too anon!
Gone.
>>714711952
>more recents
And the last ones, possibly.
>>714712038
Not as rude as you were to the type moons.
>>714711967
A-akame ga kawaii..
>>714711897
Yeah. Got raspberry milk boba tea, did some Christmas shopping, and just had a fun day.
You do anything fun today?
>>714712471
;_;
>>714712639
>>714711897
Fuck, it's way too early for me to be forgetting these things...
>>714712360
You're the one lying about the truth by spreading the lie that I'm lying! Truth is she's mine.
>>714712360
(The two saying not to lewd Nui I assume? Which is right, she's strictly for me to do lewd things with.)
(I only posted a couple toward the start, nothing lewd ofc)
>>714712682
Oh? Do we have a heretic?
>>714711967
Posting while playing vidya or doing other stuff on the comp is pretty easy once it's quiet around here.
Mind if I ask why not needing to talk is making problems?
>>714712639
Busy day at work, then came home and took care of some shopping online. Probably gonna have to put up lights and get a tree tomorrow/Sunday though. All in all not too bad.
>>714712804
You lie by spreading the lie that makes it seem like i'm lying about you lying!
>>714712804
(Indeed)
(And that's nonsense, she's not for you to lewd!)
(Ah, well that's good to know.)
How's everyone doing tonight?
What are you up to?
>>714713096
I have been avoiding any form of communication all week, not just this place.
kinda makes it worse when you leave things hanging and you already have a situation with someone
>>714712556
hi cutie
>>714713096
Ooh, sounds fun. I still gotta put up christmas stuff around my apartment, but that also means getting things out of storage and I have a tiny car that can't fit everything in one trip...
S14 (or just general small car) problems.
>>714713664
Hey Yui.
Claimed
>>714713514
But you are lying about me since I'm truthing.
(it's no nonsense, she's my wife after all you know? why would we not?)
>>714713830
Hi Koume, how are you tonight?
>>714713999
Checked
>>714714118
???
>>714712966
Its shiki
>>714714118
>>714713999
moar
>>714713664
Hey Yui. About to spike some homemade sbiten with vodka and have a relaxing drink.
>>714713722
Something with a friend or family? Leaving things hanging one way or another sometimes results in things turning regretful. Hope you decide to tie up the loose ends in that regard. It'll give you some peace of mind later on, even if doing so hurts at first.
>>714713830
Small car problems here too, gotta borrow a truck to get the tree, but everything else is just a matter of unboxing and untangling a whole bunch of wires in the garage before hanging the lights. Some years I'm pretty bad in waiting until later in the month to take care of all that.
>>714714253
Wrong
>>714712966
No u
>>714713999
Nice
>>714714020
Nonsense, you would never truth!
(Even if that were true it wouldn't be something to speak about!)
>>714714372
Damn you Saber. Stop doing the heresy.
>>714713722
Where have you been?
>>714714360
Sounds like it's gonna be a chill night. I didn't know what sbiten was, but from descriptions it sounds really good, should go really well with some good vodka. Wish I could have some.
>>714714655
Wazzup Haruhi?
>>714714655
Where did you go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSA9cuk6KqE
>>714714410
>>714714348
>>714714022
Crazy Yui scares ritsu I love it
hestia is bae
>>714714022
Doing alright. Had a fun day out with an old friend. PC case should arrive tomorrow. Sadly going to be working all day tomorrow, so my room mate is gonna have to wait around for the thing to arrive.
>>714714360
I feel you. I have to borrow my step-mom's CR-V or my dad's Tacoma to get most things to my apartment. Even with the back seats taken completely out, my little car can't fit my Charlie Brown christmas tree and all my lights and decorations and stuff.
>>714714655
Welcome back~
>>714713830
>>714714847
>>714714360
I began to try to fix it, which is why I felt like considering to show up a bit.
>>714714703
not too far. You feel familiar, did you switch?
or maybe you just give off a very friendly vibe.
>>714714847
kys
>>714714550
Nui is the absolutely cutest.
That was a truth right there.
Nui is my wife.
And another truth!
(I'm only mentionin that it happens, I aint over here tellin personal details)
>>714715104
No u ;)
>>714714773
>>714714941
Hi
>>714714777
Prefer not to say sorry
>>714714655
Welcome back Haruhi.
>>714714777
Nice trips
>>714714773
I learned about it from my grandfather in law, of course he always insisted on adding vodka. But using things like various jams, juices, berries, etc. makes for more variety too. Tonight's batch is blueberry.
>>714714941
Yep, that's how it goes here. I'm considering a pickup for the next vehicle once this one gives up the ghost. There's been plenty of times where having something bigger would have saved me a ton of time and trips.
>>714715044
Good, good. It's the respectable thing to do. You may find yourself in a situation one day where you leave things unfinished, and then that person dies or disappears. Trust me when I say don't ever do it.
You definitely weren't kidding though when you said that you tend to vanish if people leave you to your own space.
>>714714943
Hey!
>>714715425
Glad to see that you're back.
How are you?
>>714715701
If I ever decide to get a bigger car, it's going to be something like a WRX Hatchback or a Focus RS. Bigger, but not so big that it feels like I'm driving a boat. I mean, chances are my next car is gonna end up being a little Miata or something, but there's still a huge aftermarket for the first and second gen models so that's a big plus.
>>714715701
that must be tough to live with, I feel you.
I'm gonna go to bed goodnight
Good night
>>714717015
goodnight
>>714714372
Oh, you used to claim Saber?
>>714714943
ayy lmao
>>714716742
as a person who owns a car with a subaru i must recommend the wrx
pretty sure it was part of my loan agreement
>>714715701
Arigatou!
>>714715044
What do you mean switch? Like switch waifus? I'm not a slut lol
>>714715425
Well I'm glad you're back and that you're safe.
>>714717015
But the night just started
>>714717385
It's coming up on 1am
>>714716742
Ayyy, what's up Karme?
>>714717153
oaml yya
>>714717153
>with a subaru
subaru badge, i meant to type subaru badge
>>714717719
how you been
>>714717015
Arisu
.
>>714718131
>Arisu
I'm outside your window. Have a good sleep.
>>714718131
He went to sleep
Maybe he's lurking on his phone again though
I love you.
Fucking christ, I need to come here and stay. 30 minutes between posts? Sorry.
>>714714863
I love it too.
>>714714941
Oh? I think I saw you talking about your new pc that you are building. Cool. Where do you work?
>>714715425
You doing alright? You seem really different as of late. Are things working out?
>>714715701
Ah, I just assumed you knew how because you are all fancy with cooking and stuff. You really are the chef type.
>>714718212
No I love you.
>>714718337
Sorry.
I love Arisu, not you
>>714717440
O-oh okay then. Sleep well.
>>714716875
Bye-bye Akame
>>714718485
:'O
>>714716875
>>714717015
Goodnight you two.
>>714717153
AWD Turbo Subie's in general are lots of fun. The old friend I was hanging out with today owns a WRX STI hatchback and it's a lot of fun. Expensive as hell to repair when shit breaks, apparently, but still fun.
>>714717719
Not much. Had a fun little day out with an old friend. Raspberry milk boba (bubble?) tea is good.
PC case will arrive tomorrow, and the head gasket has apparently left customs and will be at the shop monday according to UPS tracking.
>>714718337
I work as a cashier at a local grocery store at the moment. Probably gonna work there full time for a bit once finals are over for this semester.
>>714718739
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>714718493
Don't wish him well
>>714718977
Huh, why not?
>>714718739
>>714718798
>10/10 posting
you gotta make sure your break them in properly too, i did a 3000 mile break in on mine because i was paranoid about it
>tfw still not even broken 10k miles
>>714719525
>someone tells him they love him
>suggests theyre mentally ill
Gee I wonder
>>714719815
What do you mean?
>>714717962
Kinda tired, but decent otherwise I suppose. You?
>>714718739
Sure sounds it. Actually went out with some friends myself today. Got some spicy Popeyes chicken, and my stomach is currently hating me for it.
Oh boy, things are really starting to come together, eh?
>You will never go a thread without forgetting the picture at least once.
Its gonna be a good night tonight.
>>714718337
I'll be fine
>>714709811
How does one find one's "waifu"? Is it something you look for.
>>714720091
What's that about?
>>714720205
Is that the Tiger Toast you were talking about?
>>714720364
You look and she finds you.
>>714720053
pretty much the same, you hear back from the insurance people?
>>714720205
did you take a shit on your toast?
>>714720364
when you're ready, your waifu will reveal herself to you
>>714720400
Fucked is I know. I just know what I saw
>>714720364
Just wait and she'll choose you.
>>714720400
No, just Vegemite. You want to use much less than that. Its strong at that concentration.
>>714720463
See above. And its just bread.
>>714720343
Hey, if you need to talk, I am here, usually. Pushing away people doesn't help.
And something tells me that things aren't going to great over there.
Why is someone taking about me
>>714715261
Well you got me on the first one, that she is.
However you lie about the latter!
(You best not do either!)
Anyway i must rest now, see ya.
>>714719663
I'm gonna restart the break in process on my car once the head gasket is in and once everything is mostly working properly just out of my own anxiety.
>>714720053
I can't eat greasy fried foods like that anymore. Tears me up too much. I can stomach raw fish just fine, but fried chicken and even some burgers (depending on where I go, or how I make it) just make me want to die when it's all coming out.
Forgetting pics was my thing back in the Animu days, and even on /w/'s phone threads when i was an active tripfag on there. Unfortunately, it became something I was known for.
>>714720205
I'll never understand the appeal of marmite and vegemite.
>>714720950
Fuck off faggot
>>714720697
Ah I really want to try!
>>714720950
Bunny Alice a cute.
>>714720463
Nope. I this morning for any updates on the site, it's still at the "Estimate and Repair" potion.
>>714720950
Because cat!
>>714721057
It's mainly spicy food that does it to me. And this chicken is the worst offender. But I love the taste, so once in a while, I choose to suffer.
That is just too funny, but I totally understand. I was known best for my excessive use of caps. I've gotten out of that though.... somewhat.
>>714721220
Thanks. I'm gonna go and try to sleep again though. >>714721119 is just being a child or looks like and isn't worth losing sleep over
>>714720205
What did you put on your toast? Looks tasty!
>>714721428
Kill yourself
>>714716742
Yeah, driving boats sucks. I'd get some use out of a truck since we have some land out in the country though.
>>714718337
Haha, I am. Still got a ton to learn though. Even then, there's a lot to be said about doing the simple stuff well too. That's the sort of food that comes in handy during busy workweeks or when you need to bring something for a gathering that feeds a lot of people. Pic related, some fried rice with Chinese sausage from earlier this week.
>Houki
>>714721057
i don't blame you, you gunna go driving around to break it in or just driving to work and whatnot?
>>714721417
welp, no news is better than bad news i guess
>>714721428
Ahh sleep well, Alice.
>>714721417
It's not even like I intentionally forget the pic though. I don't do this kind of thing enough to make it a real habit or anything, so often I'll completely miss Appchan's file upload button entirely and then realize I fucked up once it's already been posted.
>>714721528
What kind of truck is it anyways? F150? Ram? Tacoma?
>>714721749
It was my daily to begin with, tbh. Just gonna drive it around to and from work/school/other errands, short shifting the hell out of it and making sure it warms up to operating temps before I drive it anywhere...
Oh, and frequent oil changes too (especially when starting off)
>>714721749
>I this
>Potion
I may be more sleepy than I thought...
And ya, I'm going down to the sheriffs on Monday to see about any tickets. Wish me luck on that one.
>>714722472
It happens. I can't say I don't forget sometimes. But it just seems to be a 1 per thread or more with you. Like, it's not a thread if you don't forget at least once!
>You need this mousepad
Shiro, checked.
>>714722472
i drove around in my freetime, made a little street circuit around my city with a couple straights and some stop/go's to give it plenty of changes on the revs, but that also led to being pulled over and guns drawn on me once, so
I did that too, one at 1k and one at 3k, done 4 on it so far, it has like 9k miles right now
horror story about oil changes, my dad gave my brother his old car (2004 Honda Accord with the straight 4) to drive since my dad got a new one. car had about 185k miles on it when my brother started using it, my brother rolled it over to 200k. apparently they both thought the other one was doing the maintenance on it, when i was driving with them i commented it wasn't running so great. cracked it open and found the air filter completely clogged, radiator had completely empty overflow, and was 2 quarts low on oil. did an oil change and found the filter was 100% clogged and had probably gone through half a dozen changes. poor car
>>714722959
i've found simply saying yes sir/no sir with cops goes a long way with cops, being friendly and respectful and whatnot, at least until they're out of earshot
These are shit rules, have these always been like that?
>>714722472
Right now I got an 06 Kia Optima that I'll drive into the ground because screw having another car note. We have an old F-250 we use around the property, but more than likely I'd be looking at a Ram or F-150 when considering the next vehicle. Nothing huge, but it'd come handy here in town for stuff like helping with moving or getting a tree.
>>714721450
Butter and Vegemite
>>714721057
You just havent had it right
>>714722959
>mousemat + is that a headphone jack or a USB thing on the laptop?
I need those in my life...
But at the same time
Oversized Razer mousemat...
>>714723529
See, I have a route that I used to take on late nights to have some fun through "mexico" but I'll drive too hard through that route as I always do... Don't wanna risk it.
>>714723607
Toyota Tacoma's are nice, especially older ones with manual gearboxes. That's what my dad's truck is and I honestly enjoy driving it on the occasions where I have to (especially since he swapped out the factory head unit for a pioneer deck with bluetooth and an aux in)
>>714723657
No, but knowing what it is, I'm not sure if I want to try it either.
I know my rights, I've been here all day and it's time
For me to go, so let me know if it's alright
I just can't take this, I swear I told you the truth
She couldn't scream while I held her close
I swore I'd never let her go
Tell me what you want to know
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on
There ain't no motive for this crime
Jenny was a friend of mine
So come on, oh come on, oh come on
>>714723529
I plan to be fully respectful, and remorseful. After all, I am. We'll see how it goes.
>>714724286
Yes, yes it is. That is also the boob mousepad, but with her sleeves. I thought that was incredibly clever.
>Just has your standard black padded mousepad
I should upgrade eventually.
As well, it's off to work after the next reply.
>>714724286
Its not as bad as you think. Open your mind a little.
>>714723607
go with the ram m8
>>714724286
make a new one around an area with a bunch of stop signs/lights, and then use an highway for a straight away; that's what i did, slow acceleration and then the speed on the highway
>>714724526
hopefully the sheriff is sympathetic
>>714724526
Right?! It's suck a clever use for it instead of tits/ass.
Have fun at work~
>>714724635
Yeah, you're probably right. I've had eel before and I loved it (unagi nigiri sushi), so what the hell. If I can find any imported into the US, I'll give it a try for shits and giggles.
>>714724796
I'll probably do that once the engine is put back together and reinstalled into my car.
>>714725058
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT
>>714724796
Agreed.
>>714725058
I've also seen someone use it for knees.
>>714725058
>>714725121
WITHOUT FAIL!
Off I go~
>>714724286
I'll have to take a more detailed look at a Tacoma then, I've heard good things about those too. Not overly picky, I just need something reliable with good space.
>>714724796
Noted, thanks.
>>714723657
Vegemite was alright when I tried it, it felt like eating Maggi spread over toast. Couldn't tell you the difference between it and Marmite though (if any).
>>714725121
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hi guys!
>>714725514
Yeah?
>>714725058
>>714725121
>kek
just driving around for like half an hour once or twice a week cuts down on the break in time
>>714725312
We fit two couches in the back of my dad's truck once. So, I'd say it wins there.
>>714725514
Welcome back, other (less stupid) me.
>>714725774
Or, you know, daily. Though, once my semester ends it'll be a while until I'm doing that again.
>>714725058
Remember to try it at a bees dick level at first. Barely coloring the butter.
>>714725312
Vegemite is stronger and more bitter. Marmite is sweeter.
>>714726092
ah, but then it takes longer before you can open it up and have fun
>>714726092
Sounds about right, anymore space than that would be overkill, or I'd be pulling a trailer otherwise.
>>714726269
Interesting. Sounds like I could get a lot of use out of both as flavor boosters for different recipes. Probably give the toast another chance too while I'm at it. Any other preparations you'd recommend?
>>714727018
Strange as it sounds
Vegemite and cheese sausages. Beef sausages.
>>714726269
Oh, but what's the fun in that?
Besides, even getting some here stateside might be a pain in the ass seeing as there's not too many places that sell it around where I live, and fuck me if I'm gonna pay for a jar of Vegemite to be shipped from down under to the US.
>>714726363
Maybe. Whatever. She'll be broken in when she's broken in. Then ECU tuning, and back to late night hooning after work.
>>714727018
Just know how to drive a stick and you'll have no problems.
I've got work tomorrow morning, so I'm gonna go to bed. Good night /waifu/.
>>714727724
sleep well m8
>>714727250
I could see it working though. Gonna have to give that one a try as well.
>>714727724
Good talking to you- take it easy.
ITT:
Go to sleep
Hello lovelies
>>714727724
Sleep well. I just helped my sis change a headlamp.
The fun in that is a harsh reality of Vegemite being strong as fuck.
>>714728136
You need to balance it really well.
>>714727399
That's a lie!
You're the cute one!
I came here for a blowjob
>>714728985
I am not! You are!
>>714729250
Well what are you waiting for?
>>714729425
>>714728985
But you are both cute
>>714729250
I came here to laugh at you.
>>714728785
Just when it was starting to get really quiet around here. Hey Tali.
>>714728869
Nothing some trial and error can't fix. Couldn't call myself a decent cook if I didn't have some disasters and botched recipes somewhere along the line.
>>714729678
That seems to be my specialty
Son, she said, have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a...
While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked...
Oh I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey, I, I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey...oh...
Oh, she walks slowly, across a young man's room
She said I'm ready...for you
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look...
Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...
I, I'm still alive
>>714729491
That is a lie.
>>714730283
How can it be a lie when its 100% fact?
Lighten up a little