Waifu claiming thread.
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>>714709811
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>714729950
Got anything interesting going on over there?
>>714730245
Late night Yuuki. How's the ceiling?
>>714730684
>A cute
>>714730342
Because it's 100% false.
I have ascended
You cannot bring me down anymore
Our hearts collide
Forming a match as cold as stone
>>714730839
The pot calling the kettle black
Except the kettle ain't black
But the pot is
There's a ghost ghost ghost,
Living in my head
And there's a hole hole hole
Burning in my bed
Im young and wild
Blowjob!
>>714731090
It's actually "hope, hope, hope"
Silly /trash/ poster
>>714731272
That doesnt make any sense
Do Spanish girls make good girlfriends?
I heard that Spanish guys abuse their wives
But what about latinas?
I'm asking because this Spanish girl likes me.
Upside to it is that she likes otomes and she also likes anime
>>714731414
It doesn't have to make sense to be good
>>714731241
Whip it out
Claim
>>714731447
Fuck off.
>>714731762
That's rude.
>>714732038
I was only joking!
>>714729678
Well thats true. Though unless you work in a kitchen and have underlings, I dont call people chef. Its a mark of respect for your superior more than a title, and I dont use it unless Im in a work environment.
>>714730936
So... what you're saying is... you're cute!
>>714732163
It's only a joke if two people are laughing.
>>714732225
Well.. it was just a prank?..
>>714732209
Nah. Even though you and a bunch of girls insist I'm cute, I'm actually not.
You're cute though
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs
>>714732395
By that logic, just because you and a bunch of others here say that I am, I'm actually not!
>You are though, so stop lying!
>>714732328
Awww sweet heart I was jk!!!
>>714731581
Actually it dpes because autism
>>714732328
You're a cute
Can you be my girlfriend?
>>714732199
Hm, yeah. I can respect that since it's an actual title and all. I was never formally trained, just someone who took it up and ran with it. The closest thing I had to any formal culinary experience was working with Pizza Hut R&D to help develop Tuscani Pastas as a lab tech. Pasta hell for 8 hours a day, but I got to meet a lot of corporate chefs for their suppliers and learn a lot from them.
>>714732657
You had me scared for a moment there!
>>714732843
Anything for you, anonymous
>>714732514
https://youtu.be/RpLw8VW-R7I
>>714732913
I guess thats good. Yeah, a lot of people dont realise that chef is a title more than an occupation.
'I cook at a restaurant'
'So you're a chef?'
'No...'
'No, you're a chef at a restaurant.'
>facepalm
>>714733099
Hmmph. Lewd.
>>714733003
Can we go out on a date?
Sonokawa claimed!
Give me a kiss goodnight, Cirno!
>*kisses*
>>714733099
I've heard that one before when I worked in restaurants. It seems to be a recurring theme across many professions though, including mine.
Time for drunken sleep on my part. Sbiten hits hard. See ya.
>>714733975
>tfw Cirno's body is too cold to cuddle with
>>714733980
You're going to bed? bye!
;lkj;
>>714733539
Its only
>suggestive
I could get lewder but no one has rolled trips.
>>714731447
mexican wives are great :o
not sure about dating tho
QOTT: weirdest thing you've fapped to?
>>714736843
my waifu
>>714736942
I fap to your waifu all the time :o
>>714736843
You anon
>>714737082
that's fine, she deserves all the attention
>>714737176
do you mean klonata? :o
you don't know me
>>714737281
>or do I
Dum dum duuuuum
>>714736279
Lol it doesn't actually bother me, I was just joking around.
>>714736843
Weird lesbian dom stuff probably
>>714737238
I'm happy to give her some :o
where is she from?
It's a cold morning and it's raining, yet I seem to be up.
>>714737389
That sounds very hot
>>714737352
possibly, I post my dick all the time :o
>>714737533
Rain at 1am is the worst
>>714737604
It's 8AM.
>>714737411
She is from "Sabagebu!" It's a pretty violent anime.
>>714737754
where?
>>714737814
I only watch möe
>>714737915
Moe has ruined anime since 2004
>>714737915
In Wales.
>>714738019
Lucky Star came out in 2007 so it's ok :o
>>714738042
I'm honestly really sorry
>>714736843
I was on a meth bender and I jerked off for 48 hours straight. It was swollen and I was bleeding. God what is wrong with me
>>714738120
What's wrong with Wales?
>>714738120
That one was pretty bad too.
>>714738166
Meth, duh.
>>714738329
I haven't used in over 2 years thank God. Things got pretty bad
Boring
>>714739121
Pfffttt
Whatever you say fatty mcfattenson
>>714739121
What's boring?
>>714739363
You.
All rise, her Grace has arrived
>>714739596
How can I be more interesting for you?
>>714739630
Good morning, general.
>>714739714
Trying to impress someone is already something a boring person would think about.
Dull.
>>714739714
Greetings loyal citizen
>>714733099
I still really like this image
my waifu
>>714739783
I guess you know all about boring people, huh?
>>714739795
General the taxes are too high and I can't afford to feed my family anymore.
>>714740021
Her Grace is very generous, you can expect money to be forwarded to thou as her kind grace only cares about war.
>>714740190
Are you saying you'll give me money if I join your army and start wars for you so that you can fight in them? For your enjoyment?
>>714740190
I remember you. How you been
>>714740392
Join me in the Imperial army and you will have all the money you'll need.
>>714740412
Busy and tired.
>>714740739
Still into the whole princess thing?
>>714740739
hehe okay ^^
So I get to watch the Advent Children extended edition with famalam. Wew.
>>714740802
Sorta, Can't really be bothered to role play anymore. My mind is too exhausted from irl stuff.
>>714740874
Good citizen
>>714741013
Harassing you was fun
>>714741163
You harassed me? Are you sure you're not mistaking me for that inferior claimer?
>>714741013
I don't think I'm compatible with any taigu, but I do have this Beretta.
>>714741163
Who are you picking on?
>>714736843
>>714741788
Make good use of it.
>>714741321
>>714741949
Them and I joked towards them a little bit not being mean though
>>714742195
So just some harmless bulli?
>>714742195
Who's they?
>>714742064
I never miss and I know where to shoot them to keep them alive long enough for you to have some fun with them.
>>714742250
Joking not bully >>714742267
and that would be you I'm sure of it
>>714742279
You should be good then.
I am tired, time to retire
>>714742603
Aw goodnight, general
adsf
adsf
>>714744852
Hm?
>>714745262
nothing
>>714745388
I hope hanako shows
>finish OW comp placements
>rank mid-gold
>hundred lower than i was last season
I was scoring gold medals and shit too and won seven of my games
>>714745858
She went out with friends on Friday night, probably still not even home at the moment.
>>714745978
While you were having all that fun 10 children died in Africa.
>>714745978
Yeah they changed how it works because too many players were in plat and gold. Running out of Tomoko pics for my phone >>714746082
Thanks for telling me
>>714746082
No one gives a shit about Africa anymore
>>714746143
I know
I'm honestly just going to play until I get a golden weapon
>>714746143
Yeah internet friends come second.
>>714746161
Then you don't deserve anything if you don't care about the lives of others;
>>714746240
>implying I'm going to give a shit about dying niggers in a 3rd world area
>>714746240
Yeah I'll see them tomorrow out of Tomoko so dog pics instead
Claimed.
>>714747236
Morning Syndra <3
Waifu has gone quiet. Strange
>>714748069
mommy a cute
>>714749625
You betcha.
>>714749696
Her character isn't very Japanese though. Why do like her?
>>714749763
She's too sweet for her own good.
I like her design, fitting for her character.
>>714749885
>>714749885
I'm sorry I have to go now, bye mami
>>714749931
It's fine, take care now.
>>714750185
Evening or morning to you.
Very slow, ey?
>>714750708
Yep.
>>714750708
It's been dead around now lately
>>714750753
Good that you're here.
>>714750906
You as well.
Huh, I guess I have to take upon myself to try to keep it active, I got nothing else to do.
>>714750982
Ha it's fine if it 404. I mean everyone is in discord anyways
>>714751131
I see your point, just new people have to have a chance to experience waifu in the threads. That's the origin of it. And I'll like to see it last a bit longer.
>>714750926
Only just. Stomach has been murdering me all night.
>>714751276
Maybe but how many people actually talk to newbies anymore? Phone has only a few Tomoko
Claim
>>714751465
Consumed something bad?
Taken anything for it?
>>714751498
I do, just never got the chance to know them yet, they don't post often or they're just shy.
New phone?
Ohayou
>>714751629
Nah, just been having a lot of spicy food the last few days, and my stomach is very weak when it comes to spicy. Mix that with my tiredness and its a recipe for nearly falling asleep.
>>714751605
>>714751661
Morning you two.
>>714751629
Well no I just post from my pc. Now I'm on my phone
I'm back.
>>714751890
Are you at work?
That must suck lots.
>>714751939
Oh, that explains it, haven't seen you post on phone before or I must've missed it.
>>714751892
Guten Tag, Mamae
>>714751994
Welcome back buberry
>>714751892
Hi
So /b/ has generals now? Sage this cancer
>>714752086
Well I'm laying down on my friends couch so it's a rare thing
>>714751994
Morning to you.
>>714752112
Morgen, Alice.
What have you been up to?
>>714752205
Oh you're one of the the new ones, I have yet to talk to. Nice to see you.
>>714752342
That's the reason for it.
Are you visiting them for just a day?
>>714752391
School, and not killing myself. Work still busy?
>>714752391
Yeah they went to bed so I'm all by my lonesome
It's almost over, neet life soon.
>>714752112
Hello.
>>714752391
It's not morning, but I just got done with my morning jog and the rain that was present this forenoon still persists as well.
>>714752086
I am. I'm managing to stay awake, but ya. Going home is going to be really nice today.
>>714752391
If you're one of the old mami's that i'm thinking of then i think we have "talked" before, just not as my waifu. You probably don't remember me anyway so it's not important
>>714752328
Go back to whatever cave you came from.
>>714752490
Almost the same for me, except the school part.
No, I actually quit my job a week ago, been catching up on some things. Feels nice.
Are going to be out for holidays soon?
>>714752522
Know that feel, feels like you're abandoned. Or something strange like that.
>>714752670
My bad, then afternoon to you.
I need to start jogging or running,
How's your day been going?
>>714752811
Props to you for pulling through.
Isn't it going to be your day off today? If so hope it goes wonderfully for ya.
>>714752860
Interesting to say the least, I saw you post a couple weeks ago, just never had the chance to say hello until now.
>>714753009
a little but it's fine it takes me forever to fall asleep anywhere that isn't my house anyways
>>714753009
Nope. Still another 2 days of work for me. I really need to do a patrol of the building, but god damn I can't be assed to get up...
>>714753009
Uneventful so far, I'm going to go through my other exercise routine and then prepare a snack or something similar.
I jog mainly to keep my figure, but others like it for different reasons.
I'm curious, what do you find in Mami?
>>714753127
That's to be expected, though those images are unique, I can say.
Don't you live in Cali? If so he you fell asleep yet or before?
>>714753231
Damn, I'm sure it'll fly by.
I would say the same in your condition, but jobs are jobs. I just suck it up until after work then let loose.
>>714753366
That's good to do, I used to do that a lot then work became too much and had to stop. I'll like to resume to get a bit skinnier, other than that I look young to many people.
She's too sweet, and caring, I very much like those characteristics.
>>714752530
I'm glad people saved my crop, it's one of my favorites
>>714752670
Jogging in the rain isn't a good idea
>>714753009
This is my last week coming up. Sadly, that means it's also exams and final project time
>>714753653
I took them myself. I do live in Cali and no I haven't slept and he went about 3or 4 hours ago
>>714753653
I know tomorrow night will since it's D&D night. Sunday night's gunna suck though.
25 floors of walking and stairs... nah, fuck that. I'ma just do another round outside and call it a day.
>>714753676
It's nice.
>>714753676
I do it, and everything else I do, in the name of being as feminine as possible. I'm unemployed right now, hopefully not for long, I'm working on it.
I recently watched Rebellion.
>>714753676
I know, but it was a calculated risk. As long as I don't come down with pneumonia it'll be worth it in my books.
>>714753676
That's the most stressful part of the year, that and close to summer.
I'm sure you'll make it through just fine. Don't overwork yourself on that.
>>714753836
They're nice to post. I can't say I took much on my phone.
Are you planning to sleep soon? It's around 4 a.m. there if I'm correct.
>>714753857
That should pass like nothing then. As for Sundays they feel so slow, too slow for comfort.
>25 floors
Yeah, no, stairs are hell, even more soon if you have to walk them, good exercise though.
Sounds like a good idea to just do that.
>>714754212
Well it's not often. It's about 6am
>>714754167
>As feminine as possible
So you're into that whole thing? It's fine, I do it to stay fit. Don't want to be an SJW looking scum.
I wish you all the luck in finding one, it can be tough for sure.
>Rebellion
It's a very good one, I want to download the movies too, just need to find a good source for that.
>>714754410
A bit later than I thought. How recent are those images? Seems like they were taken recently.
>>714754212
I know. And even my days off aren't going to be super relaxing most likely...
Ya, with the way I feel, it's enough trouble staying out of the bathroom and awake, and doing the occasional perimeter. But a full 25 floors? Can fuck right off with that shit till tomorrow night.
>>714754658
Varies when they were. They are ok
>>714754658
I am, yes. It's my motivation for keeping on. Otherwise, I think I'd have already given up because of my apathetic outlooks.
The first 2 are just the same as episodes 1-13, right? And yes, rebelion was a great movie.
>>714754668
Aw, what makes you say that? Not having any relaxing day makes thing too hard the following days. Know that too well.
You're thinking smart, no need to worsen the feel.
>>714754798
Still like them, just makes you wonder after looking at a picture. How's it like there, what the person was feeling at the time? May sound weird but that's how I see it.
>>714755031
Keep up the motivation! There needs to be more people like that, something that makes them continue.
No, they tell the beginnings and how it came to be. Really worth a watch, and finding out somethings.
>>714753865
Do you want the full image?
>>714754167
>Feminine as possible
Rei-anon a trap? I'm mildly interested
>>714754212
That's my secret, if I'm always overworked, I'm never overworked
>>714755293
Sheriffs office on Monday. I'm hoping it all goes smoothly, then I can have a few days to relax and just grind the ever living fuck out of Warships. But knowing my luck...
>>714755470
>if I'm always overworked, I'm never overworked
Did you just pull that one out of "Retail Management 101"?
>>714755293
Cold usually. Bored and alone so I take them. The moon was me being curious if it was interesting. It was just more bright. The other 2 were outside my friends both early in the morning
>>714755470
Sure I guess.
>>714755293
Then I should check them out.
You don't know any trackers to download them from?
>>714755470
Indeed I am. What are you interested about?
>>714755642
>>714755674
Jej.
>>714755577
My own personal work ethics :^)
>>714755655
Was just wondering
>>714755788
Have another
>>714755922
>>714755976
>>714756005
>>714755922
ALICE STAHP!
>>714756067
There's even more that I didn't save
>I want to photoshoot myself
>My existence is Missouri
And so on
>>714756125
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>714756125
I'm at the sage where I can take nonoko more.
>>714755470
Ah, that's my secret as well, just will lose it soon. But don't stress yourself too much.
>>714755577
>Sheriff's office
Did you get pulled over awhile back?
Hope it does too.
I love that game don't you? Must be a great time killer. You just gotta believe.
>>714755590
People tend to do things like that, it's good even if you think it's nothing. Let's you know that you took them, and you wouldn't have it on your phone if you didn't take them then use them in places like this.
>>714755655
Totally, if you can, let me know on how you feel about them.
Not really, I used to know one, but that doesn't exist no more, unfortunately.
>>714756249
You can just use nyaa or even better animebytes if you can get in there.
>>714756038
>>714756249
Hit and run, I was at fault. No bodily injury since it was a parked car. I'm just hoping for a ticket and be done with it.
Yep! It's hella fun, but it's mainly that this is the last month to get the ARP ships, and I'm trying to aim for all of them! I've already got 4, and the next 2 I'm close to! But I've not been able to play as much as I'd like since this month started.
>>714756376
These puns make me want to keel myself.
>Insert a picture of eels here
>>714756249
Deleting things is a lot of work. I should have more pics of Tomoko