No guns, melee weapon only. Can you take her? How?

>>714703186
I would just pay her to kill you

shes slow, so knife, charge in full speed, shank her

>>714703186
Spear probably, just stab her because she doesn't know shit about actual applicable sword fighting.

>>714703186
Just wait for her to throw a weak ass attack, deflect, counter. She's a weak little bitch who probably practiced that for over 80 hrs.

>>714703186
its obvious that the sword is way too heavy for her to swing properly

>>714703186
With my teacup.

cut her with a bread knife while your shouting "KNOW YOUR PLACE" then hand it to her and await your sandwich.

>>714703186
Baton to the knee after she's recovering from a swing, then head and she goes down

Post more swordfu

>>714703186

>No guns, melee weapon only.
K
>Can you take her?
easily
>How?
She has more tells than an old school video game boss fight. Watch how she pauses before the swing.

I would easily control the center, as in torso, by simply being stronger than her. She would be forced to swing at me, I parry and kill. Shes slow as shit.

I don't even need skill, I'm much bigger and stronger and I have a plan.

Saw something sexist to her, wait for her to drop her guard and start to yell at me, walk away.

>>714703186
Seems slow unlike superior Tai chi
https://youtu.be/sAjVdTy1fj4

Just fucking kick her while she's doing all that fancy dancing

Being able to twirl a sword around isn't really effective in a real fight. I could take my Shinai and blind fold my self and probably still kick her ass. But I suppose if you aspired to date the baton wielder in a marching band you would think she is pretty skillful.

>>714704132

>this autism

kek

While she spins that stupid shit around, I bulldoze her to the ground and start stomping. I don't even need a weapon.

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>>714703186
Cunt punt before massive triple fisting into uterus.

>>714704268

Cool diagnosis doc.

>>714703186
Easily. That sword swinging is so slow I wouldn't need a weapon. I practice with a 27" machete and I can swing twice in the time it takes her to swing once and that's not including her windup. Also, swinging a two hand sword behind you is a really really dumb thing to do in a fight, unless it's a starwars film.

>>714703186

Who the fuck knows? I dont know any super secret bushido moves or any of that bullshit.

She overswings so hard it's laughable. I'd personally take a spear, though. Maybe if I'm allowed to keep another weapon I'd have a bastard sword at my side.

>>714703186
By using a real sword. Do you really believe that such a skinny woman can handle a real metal sword like she is doing?

>>714704228
How much do you weigh and how many fedoras do you own?

>>714704454

psssh, nothin personnel.............kid

>>714703186
Just throw a shotput at her then punt her cunt

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>>714704579
> thinking swords are still heavy in 2016

>>714703186
nunchakus fam, she's not fast enough

>>714704680
They are though

>>714703186
kick her in the pussy

>>714703186

Pocket Sand

While shes spinning that sword behind her back I'd blast her in the face with my +2 vs chink pocket sand. It's only moderately effective, but it will confuse her tiny brain and she'll probably drop the sword to rub her eyes. Charge, tackle, and rape.

>>714703186
Depends I guess. If I can pick the weapon, sure. Give me a spear, it's easy to use and has more range than that goofy sword. She doesn't even look that good with it really, she struggles to control the swing. To be honest a decent shield would probably be enough, if that thing gets stuck in a shield she's done, she doesn't look very strong.

>>714703186
well thats cool and utterly pointless
just get within one foot of her and bunch the kidneys until shes unconscious

Just put a steak in your boot

>>714704680
It still depends on the sword. To make a sword that large light enough for a small lady to twirl like a baton, would make it very weak. It's probably aluminum. A $10 hardware store machete could probably break it.

>>714704579
Considering a claymore weighed like 2.5kg, and Geralt uses a bastard sword, yeah.

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This is how you actually fence

>>714704762
They really aren't though.

Is that Ciri?

>>714704494
>I practice with a 27" machete and I can swing twice in the time it takes her to swing once and that's not including her windup.
>flips fedora

>>714703186
Very easily. But I fenced competatively for around 5 yrs, I'm no master but I'd have no problem with her. Her swings are ass slow and she has blatant tells. And even aside from all that she weighs 75lbs wet carrying that monstrosity.

>>714704762

They're not heavy in the "lots of pounds" way

they're heavy as fuck in the "swing this around for a bit and your arm is gonna be tired as fuck" way

especially when you're whacking them against solid objects

>>714704494
lol permavirgin autistic retard detected

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>>714703186
Look up laws on swords using a sword to defend yourself will leave you in prison and paying health care bills for the person you kill/Mame

Swings are too slow, telegraphed and throw her off balance.

Yes.

>>714705045
That's not fencing dumbass

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i'm just posting melee weapons

>>714703186
We'll, I suppose I'd start by teleporting behind her. See where things go from there. Possibly the classic black and white slice-in-half to slow falling apart, or maybe a tasteful cut-into-1000-pieces.

>>714705560
Dat's sexy famalam. How much for something like this?

Would hitting her with a car or tank count as melee?

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this against your machete, how would it do you think?

>>714705112

>>714705112
lol, I've never worn a fedora. I've just loved martial arts since I was a kid and I do a lot of bush whacking.

swords are stabby weapons you retards.

spear or equal size sword. i'm bigger, i can out reach her.

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>>714703186
use potassium

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Swords are one of the most steadfast baits on /b/ as the autist cannot resist their burning desire to discuss them.

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>>714705634
880$ around there

>>714703186

Ya slide under and kick her in the crotch. Works every time.

>>714703186
>dropkick
>ready fingers
>poke vag
>insert fingers
>insert penis
>rape

>>714705840
That's gotta be one of the most autistic weapons I've seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTWjJDh87SE

>>714703186
No, you usually cant beat anyone trained in combat unless you are trained too.

My only chance to beat her is to use a spear and have a lucky stab.

>>714703186
She's not only twirling her sword, she's baton twirling it. During most of those moves she has absolutely zero control or grip. Just use a stick and hit her sword with it. Guaranteed she's gonna drop the sword.

Then give her back her sword and tip your fedora

just rape her until she's dead... i mean , c'mon she's a fucking stupid weak ass woman. Get that shit till it's dry, then move on to the next useless hoe. Point, set, game!

>>714705045
>this is how you fence hurr
>posts longsword technique video

Not a sabre or rapier in sight..

>>714706510
pretty sure that she is just doing some flashy moves with the sword and can actually use it properly.

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always loved the flail on a pole idea

>>714703186
Is this bait? That's like... a high school color guard routine or something.

>>714706240
If that video is anything to go by that bitch is not trained in anything you could call "combat"

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>>714703186
I'd give her a go

>>714703186
All that twirling would give anyone a huge open door... Christ, I could take her with a goddamn fork what with how slow and showy she is...

>>714706996
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Please stop. You are making my sides hurt.

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>>714706838
I wish we had girls doing this when I went to school.


love this, called the tiger fork

>>714706996
Good lord the autism

>>714703186
weight of the sword leaves he open on her right side and head/neck/collarbone.

give me a E-tool Military shovel.

>>714706853
she is just doing flashy moves for the camera tho, she might be skilled.

>>714703186
Id probably take good ol' woody, my dick. Ill spray my cum on the floor, make her slip, and pound her teeth out when i swing it at her.

>>714706785
>>714705420
autism

>>714706074
Actually, it looks pretty damn handy....

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>>714706996

he can definitely put more weight behind a swing, probably would win, or at least has a good chance. just being objective

Get her number and never call.

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>>714707404

I posted it, but i don't really see the point of it. Those fittings and screws are going to come apart/break real fast.

>scottish broadsword

>>714704661
That would probably work as well as anything.

>>714705045
light fake weapons you could slice through with a french fry. show this with actual weapons and it might get interesting?

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umm the weapon is pointing behind her more than half the time. My boot would meet the more tense of her kneecaps. I would then tell her to sit still and shit the fuck up and go back to smoking my joint.

>>714703186
>Can you take her?
Look at her, shes short, with stubby arms and a slow swing
>How
Honestly she looks small enough you could easily rush her unarmed, but if I have to take a weapon, something fun would be a mace or maybe a huge battleaxe because why not

>>714705045
It's called HEMA.
>>714707828
Fiore is usually done with a dulled steel longsword. This video uses that as well.

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>>714703186

Bind strong, close in for wrestling, break and then tear off her arms.

Pic related. Also, check em'.

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um with a giant axe, she's so small and slow you could cleave her in half

>>714704762
The heaviest swords are around 8lbs. That's a rather large two handed sword.

>>714705237
This guy gets it. Knights would swing that shit around for hours, in full plate mail. None of us pansy ass /b/asement dwellers could handle that kind of thing without years of training.

>>714703186
>No guns, melee weapon only.
I'd go for a polearm (probably a guisarme), and some light armor if she had a real sword. Fuck her world up without needing much skill at all.

>>714703186
>find the room she's staying in the night before fight
>sneak in
>smell feet and shoes
>she wakes up
>I escape, making sure she saw my face
>she doesn't show up to the fight
>too weirded out to face me again

>>714703186
does she have down syndrome? she's pretty slow

>>714707373
How am i an autist, because i can identify weapons/fighting styles?

Not like i fucking teleported behind anyone, kiddo.

>>714704579
>>714704680
>>714704995
>>714708251
I'd like to add to that that an average longsword is 1,5 kg (3,3lbs)

To all that are saying that she's swinging slow, the practice that she's doing requires accuracy than force. She's clearly holding back so you're underestimating your opponent.

And if what EVERYBODY is saying the answer weapon Sai or anything with a swordbreaker

Throw brick
if brick fail
throw more brick

>>714703186
I would use my charm and wit. She would be leaking ladyjuice in such volumes that she slip in it and fall as soon as she charged me. Then, as she lay there weeping from a combination of embarassment and a bruised hip, I would offer her help getting up like a true gentleman, assure her that there was nothing to be ashamed of, and make her eat a whole bowl of eggs.

How many of you faggots actually do Italian HEMA?

>>714708037
>rush her unarmed
sliced in half
>mace or maybe a huge battleaxe
implying that you can even lift them let alone wield them correctly.

>people with no experience with any melee weapon think that they can take on anybody with at least the minimum skill required to do flashy shit.

is just like if you try to take on a boxer, even if it is not a pro boxer it can still fuck your shit up.

>>714704132
Teach me how to groom my beard plz

>>714708780
>implying she can slice me in half as she twirls her silly toothpick around her back
>implying you know my muscle mass
>implying i have no experience
>being this autistic

I'll take a couple throwing axes.

They are melee weapons really.

>>714707332
she aint gonna fuck you dawg, stop fagging it up.

>>714703186
>take her?
take her to dinner then take her home maybe. gods that's hot.

>>714708576
>average longsword
>1.1–1.8 kg (2.4–4.0 lb)

>Zweihänder
>2–3.2 kilograms (4.4–7.1 lb)

There's another one that outweighed the Zweihänder, but I can't find it now. It was 8.1lbs at its heaviest.

Be the coward I am and run away.
Then probably pick up some pizza or something. I don't really know.

>>714703186
i choose my bare hands because i love to punch a woman.

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>>714703186
While she is twirling that shit behind her, just stab her in the gut. Duh!

>>714703186
she does a cute little dance but yes, I could break her in half with my bare hands

>>714709212
>implying she can slice me in half as she twirls her silly toothpick around her back

Sure, she will be doing flashy moves even when she is in actual combat, of course not she will just get into a correct stance for sword wielding and proceed to fuck you up.

>implying you know my muscle mass
>implying i have no experience

>Being this delusional

sure thing, I will believe that you somehow are a melee weapon master that just so happens to be browsing 4chan why the fuck no.

>>714708780
just wait until she has to go make dinner then pick up her sword, (cuz dumb whores never pick up after themselves) then stab her in the spin and rape until you're bored... whats so fucking hard about that?

>>714703186
yeah considering when she spins behind her back she leaves her ENTIRE front open. I dont even need a melee weapon, her entire momentum is tied up in that spin shit, she can be knocked over easily.

>>714710152
you assume that, we'll keep assuming this tiny girl with a toy sword is a weapon master too.

>implying any experience = master

>>714703186
that fucking golf swing on her second arc, she's adjusting way too much weight and balance to get the speed she desires, shes entirely exposed there as well.

>>714703186
that clearly a GS, with 2/03 hits she will be with no stamina.

>go as mage 90 int
>go near, and roll back
> she does her combo
>proceed to attack her with Fire Longsword with both hands, poke attack
>???
>profit

Easily. Nice overswing, dumb cunt.

>>714703186
Easy, while she is doing her stupid fancy twirl the sword thing, kick her knee cap and break her nose with my forehead.

>>714708807
the neck one?

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>>714710525
when did I say that she was a master?

she definitely have more experience that you tho, I'm pretty sure.

If I had a full set of plate mail I wouldn't even need a weapon. That sword is way too big for her, there's no way she could put enough force behind it to get through armor.

>>714708780
To be fair she looks uncoordinated and easy as fuck to beat, a polearm would be the best bet. Look at how uncontrolled her swings are and how bad her stance is. This is just like the "I'm a gurl and could beat you up!!!" meme

>>714710525
They were right. Too many of you are just assuming she's slow and will fight all flashy. It looks like she's using a Jian for Tai Chi, which is all about flexibility and accuracy. And for her to able to work it that fluently is impressive.

Fact is if the lot of you keep suggesting you could beat her with a bulky European weapon that's just simply not the case, she'd out speed it. Slashed/stabbed before it could be properly swung

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>>714703186
Willing to bet my life savings that I could take her using this plastic garden chair

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I like Kattars, seems like it would hurt your wrist tho

>>714711297
showing off =/= actual combat.

She is just doing flashy moves dude, but yes a polearm is a good choice, swords are subpar weapons anyways.

>>714711008
>pretty sure
your confidence is slipping. im pretty sure you're actually gary busey being a tard as usual

>>714711339
okay fine, I just take her using a shield and nothing else

>>714703186
being able to spin a sword around is very different from actual swordplay tech

get lost nigger

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>>714711339

>european weapons are bulky and slow

dis nigga

>>714703186
lol fuck a weapon just grab her by the pussy

>>714703186
I'd probably use a large polearm to try and slice her legs up from a distance. Straight up 1v1 she'd fuck me up

>>714704187
Underrated post

>>714703186
>throw rock at face
>win

>>714703525
this.

Spears are the most effective weapons when you've never had real training before. Just don't stop jabbing.

>>714703186
> Act like I'm charging in
> Stop when the swing starts
> Duck just out of range
> Actually charge in while she's trying to recover
> Knock her over and kick her in the pussy til she cries

>>714711622
if you are so sure about yourself then why haven't you time stamped one of your weapons?

oh yeah, it is because you are actually a fat fuck that is posting on 4chan.

>>714703186
Yes.

Sword twirling means shit in a fight, especially since she obviously is having trouble counter-weighing that thing - it looks like she's about to tip over with every swing.

Give my my pocket knife and I'm good.

>>714703186
Put some egg rolls out, when she stops to eat them, steal the sword and run away

>>714712315
>implying i care

>>714703371
>this
>game over
>0 lives
>0 continues

do a bunch of rolls, press l1 and roll away to recover stamina

>>714704196
>be me
>see post that's underrated
>greentext about underrated post

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>>714712628
welp m8 confirmed for fat fuck gtfo fatty.

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God's holy light would guide me i'm sure

>>714712841
>be me
>see meme post about posting about underrated posts
>Greentext about greentexting about underrated posts
>an hero

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Pocket sand!!

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>>714703186
There is nothing good about this form
its just a bunch of flashy crap that makes idiots like you think she's well practiced
the projection of her attacks give away everything

>>714711622
>Gary Busey Reference
>on /b/
Bet that thought was funnier in your head.

>>714703186
tickle her pickle until she creams and then dingle her pringle real hard.

>>714712845
nah, you just keep assuming stuff and its boring. stay autistic m8

>>714703186
A simple bitch slap, you dont need more op

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>>714713183
By not playing with my weapon

She's not very fast.

>>714713222
>being this jealous

>>714703186
It'll be hard to fight with my raging boner in the way but I'm sure I could easily subdue her.

>>Select all images with Sushi
It knows whats up.

>>714703186
When shes super focused on spinning that thing around behind her, right after it begins, id throat smack her. Hopefully she would fall onto her sword instead of away from it. But shes going to fall.

>>714703186
That's not how you longsword.

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>>714713459
fatty need mommy? did I hurt your cholesterol induced feelings?

>>714713770
>not using your raging boner as your weapon

Meteor hammer from 15 feet away. Smashes her skull with it.

>>714713943
damn son you're saltier than most of the food i eat. why don't you use that keyboard warrior rage for something productive? :)

>>714714536
https://youtu.be/E-2XIOuRhCY

Let her do elaborate moves while I step back. Wait for her to get tired.

And then I get out my raping shoes.

>>714705670
shouldnt this be on the autistic weapons thread?

tackle her
pin to floor
raep

Easily, she's slow and I have no survival instincts.
I would charge in recklessly and probably lose
an arm but would tackle her to the ground and
repeatedly smash her head into the floor until i
hear her gurgle blood.
Then spend my remaining life fucking her asshole.

>>714705045
All I saw was epilepsy. Fuck your shit video. Edit the gay out and maybe I can see it properly.

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>>714703186
Could easily deal with her unarmed.

Would use pic related if one was nearby.