Yo b, rekt thread dawg

>>714687226
What is that?

>>714687348
Spaghetti

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>>714687553
ISIS is known for their creative ways to kill, so I'd be fucking blessed if they decided to put a bullet in my dome

>>714687455
but how did he become spaghetti

Anyone got any gifs

>>714687348
Guy got caught in a turning mill, i remember when i first got into mechanics class my teacher showed us this photo to scare us into working really safe

>>714688023
I don't get why people care for animals so much.

How do they not understand that animals give 0 fucks about you, and given the opportunity, would 100% devour you.
Animals have no feelings in the human sense, and literally no self-awareness.

>>714688023
When does the animal handler pull out the gun?

I cant view webms for some reason

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>>714687763
Oh that filename,

>>714687985
worst one

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>>714687763
Dammit! I really wanted to see a literal monkey fight a pitbull.

>>714688231
The fuck happened there?

>>714688529
Looks like injuries from a garbage disposal.

>>714688681
Ahh, that makes sense.

>>714688244
try downloading them

>>714687985
I hate this one. I need the full take to stisfy me

>>714688529
paper shredder

>>714687769
social autism

>>714688200
Your autism has extended beyond human emotional illiteracy

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>>714687348
TICTACTICAL QUADS... INCOMIIING!!!!

>>714687226
Did he died?

>>714689253
Oh sheeeeiiiitttt

>>714689253
so close

>>714688227
when the animal is black

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>>714689253
literally cancer

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>>714687642
her: "how bad is it?"
me:

>>714689286
You know, I think he might have.

>>714689253
Retard

>>714689181
filename
>kek

>>714687226
Man I wouldn't want to be the guy that had to clean that shit up. Don't think I could ever sleep again.

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>>714688023
>Everything going as planed

>>714689414
Kek

>>714688357
Fuuuuuuck

>>714689682
I reckon it wouldn't be so bad. It's just a slurry at that point.

>>714689692
>this
kek

>>714689663
Natural selection

>>714689663
¡El nombre de file!

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>>714690050

There's my /b/

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>>714690050
jesus fucking christ dude

>>714688200
lol humans do despicable disgusting shit to animals, like the guy that did this
>>714687985
if I could give my life savings, to see the person who did that, suffering brutal torture, i would fucking give that shit up. fuck humans.

>>714687226
>>714687226
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RobloxRights

Join TODAY!

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>>714690050
Dull ass knife, I would have done it in three strokes, fucking amateurs.

>>714690749

Fucking loooooool

>>714690050
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

>>714689946
The Guy with the white shirt riding the bike

>>714690905
did he dieded?

>>714690427
>714689253
faggot

so its ok if its mice mb?

>>714687226
>>714691108

http://bit.
ly/2gW8NmQ

>>714691108
Just Focus on him for a while

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>>714690637
thats the point, its not supposed to be quick, fucking amateur

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>>714688200
How could they even understand where they are if the possess no "self awareness"

>>714690050
too far

>>714689946
This is my absolute favourite

>>714687763
die mothafucka die mothafucka die mothafucka (if youve seen office space..)

>>714690050
next time just relax and cut better, faggot

>>714690749
nerve gas or normal alcohol?

quads

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>>714688200
That's what makes it so cool to have control over an animal, you faceblind autist.

>>714688200
Because "OHMYGODITSOFLUFFYANDCUTE".

But yeah, I don't get it either.

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>>714687985
triggered

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>>714689946
They guy on the bike was struck down by the hand of thor

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>>714694886
>be a girl
>train sport for years
>be at top of game
>competing in Olympics
>nice tits

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>>714695115
The first time I saw this it was on some facebook page lol

>>714695224
who is dis

>>714695677
Flamenca Di Rosetta Madame Esmarelda Blanca Maria Madonna

>>714689663
Not sure if toddler or midget...

>>714687226
you want rekt? How about this beta losers

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XHeq2SErHx

>>714690749
NEDM

>>714696029
Story?

>>714696313
gay

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>>714690749
That just make me miss ZippoCat more

>>714687553
Holy shit!! Is he kill?

>>714688782
360 no scope

>>714695115
occasional stab in the butt

>>714696029

lol wtf

>>714695677
Some back page hooker from Pittsburgh

>>714695115
He actually takes that like a b0ss

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>>714696029
what the actual fuck is going on here?

>>714689946
>guy in white shirt got shrekt

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>>714689946
>Yep, that's me.

>>714695512
there's something satisfying about that blood release

https://forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?42-Mr-Hands

>>714690050
>not calling filename HelloKitty.webm

>>714689093
Just dislocated not broken. There's some cooler videos where it breaks and you get to hear it snap.

>>714698152
Idiots with calcium deficiency

>>714688200
Then why does my dog sleep next to me and doesn't eat my face? Case closed

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>>714690749
Would love to hear the audio for this one
>kek

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>714690379
>There's my /b/

then finds out serial killer in training is your neighbour and likes your ass..

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>>714698617
Kek!

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>>714698617
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>714698825
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!

>>714699002
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

>>714698825
wow dude, chill out... you have gone too far

>>714696029
Fuck that was funny, did anyone else notice that devil face at the very very end kek

>>714699145
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>714694887
"Didn't look like it was too bad, maybe he survi--holy shit"

>>714699344
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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>>714697020
nah, he's just taking a nappy nappy

>>714697926
lol you cant eat that meat. it's all tense now, shitty quality.

>>714689253
fuck out of here faggot

>>714699547
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter. "Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

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>>714697489
its from some radiohead video

>>714694886
need more of this

>>714688357
What's this I'm on mobile

>>714687226
Lathes are part of my job, shit like this goes through my head every time I turn one of those damn things on.

>>714700581
Spinny ride that flies of and crushes the people on it

>>714700294
>>714699547
>>714699344
lol you guys need to calm down

why would you write so much text on anonymous image board you fucking newfags?

>>714699334
this is so cute

more of stuff like this?

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>>714696029
wat

>>714700294
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>714698298
i love how his head still looks pissed

>>714699002
who fucking cares

>>714688357
this is why i dont ride rollercoasters

>>714698617
Lovin the copypasta

>>714687226
You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, round, round, round, round.

>>714687553
Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust.
And another one down, and another one down.
Another one bites the dust.

>>714690749
So that's what a irl Flareon looks like, hmm nice

https://www.instagram.com/p/BN0TztGBX25/

Just like the towers. #InsideJob #JetFuelCantMeltSteel

>>714692210
faggots like you ruin this shit

I don't understand the idiots that can watch anything but an animal getting slaughtered.
As soon as you post a kewt kitty its "oh too far" and "jesus christ you fucking idiot" and shit

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>>714690427
The fact that you just "meh" at some chink getting shot in the face yet you are anally annihilated when it comes to another species being killed.

looks like the thread is dead

>>714702966
god damn, you're cringe