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>>714658142
First for horsecock

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Boop.

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>>714658184
Ask and you shall receive

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gib me cuddle pics

>>714658232
how's it going

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>>714657700
Hopefully things go well for you then.
You deserve it.

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>>714658299
Pretty shit, tbh.
At least work is done for another week.

How about you?

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>>714658351
shit? why's that?
yeah, good thing it's friday.

i'm alright, just got home from class and am gonna relax a bit before i start grinding elo in Paragon all weekend

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rooty tooty point n' shooty

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>>714658627
Because work is extremely shit this past year, only made worse by the new manager we were lumbered with a few weeks ago.
I'm considering handing in my notice at the beginning of January regardless of whether I have a new job lined up. I'll probably still have to work a month's notice.

>>714658742
nah fuck that don't work the extra month, just flip your desk, jerk off onto your boss' chair and walk out

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no shoot pls

>>714657340
I'm pretty good, just chilling at home, high and playing league. You?

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>>714658803
I'm not gonna shoot you, you're white.

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thank

so what's up?

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>>714658665
hey, those are super duper dangerous!
how's it going

>>714658742
yeah even then with a notice you have to work a bit, it's two weeks here after a notice. i always hear it's not normally the job being the reason for quitting, it's the manager or a higher up or something gay.

>>714658803
nice. see >>714658627
i just had the last of my kief, which i usually save for when i don't have any bud so i'm out now.

I'm coasting on a really bizarre mixture of bloodlust and actual lust.

>>714659081
alright
we at work looking at horsedicks because lmao why not

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>>714659117
as the kids these days say
yolo

>>714659293
exactly

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>>714658336

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>>714659302
EXACTLY

and they already rehired me for next semester so I'm making this shmuney regardless of whether I showed up today reeking of alcohol and semen

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>>714658799
I wish.

>>714659081
It's a combination for me. There have been loads of layoffs in the company over the past year and morale is in the pits. It's just not a nice place to work at anymore.

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So essentially you're just horny?

>>714659081
Oh, alright then, Hope you're having fun. There's usually always more.

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No, I'm horny and I want to actually murder things. It's not like I'm angry or anything I just really really want to kill something. Unfortunately it's late autumn so there's no insects around to squish.

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>>714659347

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What pleasure does murdering things give?

>>714659344
>>714658892
I want these in me. Now.

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iunno, I don't care enough to analyze it

>>714659740
Okay.

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>>714658283
lucario x tree 5evr

>>714659794
I think he's carrying it, though.

>>714659826
nobody has to know

Huh... ok then.

>>714659878
I do, though.
I need to know why he's carrying a tree.

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>>714659386
it's none of their business anyways

>>714659486
oh, damn. that's pretty awful. you could always be terminated for taking a poo on your bosses desk instead of working that month

>>714659524
i have an 89% winrate on the new map over 15 games since it came out a few days ago so it's going well as well as being pretty fun.
yeah there is, but i've got none now. maybe i should take some hard drugs

You should try it sometime. If you're not a bitch you'll probably like it.

>>714659991
Considering I work in customer service not being a drunk whore at work might actually be relevant.

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>>714659989
its about christmas time, it could be a christmas tree

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>>714659991
I'd rather get a good reference, though.

>>714660132
It's still a tree, though.

I can't really enjoy it without a reason to do it.

>>714659991
Good rate.

If you know what you're doing, go for it.

You don't know that because you've never tried it.

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>>714660173
he might be in love with the tree

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>>714660312
That would be kind of creepy.

>>714660414
the dude's namesync field says "lucario will be mine" I think he fucks with creepy pretty hard

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I have, actually. It was interesting one time. The second time was nothing new.

>>714660453
Good point that.

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Different strokes.

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>>714660067
who actually cares anyways, i'm sure you'll be fine

>>714660173
but that's nowhere near as fun! but for real, a good reference is good to have

>>714660208
yeah, so far.

i'm probably not, i want to wait a few more weeks before i take mdma again. unless someone buys it off of me before i want to do it again but that probably won't happen

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>>714660548
fuck fine I'm fabulous

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>>714660548
I also don't shit on chairs.

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>>714660414
c..creepy huh

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mornin sunshines

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>>714660632
Hey, I said to jerk off on it.

>>714660638
You're a creepy dude.

>>714660713
here comes the sun, du du du du

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Murder my butt.

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>>714660735

>>714660638
Apparently.

>>714660735
I don't do that either.
I'm a good boy.

Most of the time.

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no interest darling

>>714660831
when hungrybox is sad I am sad

>>714660735
What's cookin'?

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>>714660581
i didn't mean it like that, but what i want to know is why you thought so

>>714660632
well yeah, i was joking about that.

>>714660713
hey, how's it going

>>714660804
i couldn't do that
how are you doing?

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>>714660876
>tfw am creepy

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>>714660923
No I knew what you meant I'm just super into complimenting myself

>>714660942
he's not creepy he's a cutie

too bad he plays puff

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>>714659991
Does daily use of opiates count as hard drugs?

If so I'm "Hard" as the old water temples

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>>714661009
i wasnt talking about hungrybox

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>>714660923
Pretty gud, just chillin and playing some old STALKER

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>>714661148
How's the creepylyfe treating you?

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>>714661009
yeah i should have just assumed that
maybe i'm due for a coffee

>>714661058
i don't really think about that sort of thing
i'd try to count how much of what exactly you're taking into the calculation

>>714661192
nice, that's a good game.

Send all of your faggotry to
not_blu on kik

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>>714661243
im still in the "forgot myself" phase, moving onto the "self pitty" phase momentarily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFMCxzDHNuE

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>>714661148
But I am, because he's a cutie. Sorry about you.

>>714661383
nah it's good I'm just on layers of irony right now famalamadingdong

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>>714661383
Oodles of morphine

Not the scary needle way

But taken it in da mouth

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>>714661932
thanks, thats a step for recovery. next is the bleach taste testing

>>714662316
I mean, I'd still probably fuck you, I'm just SAYING.

>>714662204
My dick has never been more diamonds, can I get sauce?

>>714662355
it would be bothersome to have to fuck someone whos creepy

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>>714662516
I'm too horny for exacting standards

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>>714661932
layers upon layers

>>714662053
what's your average dosage when you take it?

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Michael Jackson crotch grab.

HEE HEEEE~

>>714662579
thick, creamy layers~~~~

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>>714662569
well if u insist

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>>714658232

*beep*

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all these horsie pics are making me feel all hot and needy ;3 *whines while pawing at ur crotch*

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>>714662442
Artist is wolfy-nail if that's what you're wondering.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/wolfy-nail
The character though is Marvol or his twin brother or whatever the fuck those two are.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/marvol

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>>714662579
Uh at most 60 milligrams at once

But that's Kinda rare
30 a few times a day is usual

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>>714662844
sweet

>>714662881
get out and kill yourself

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>>714662729
thick creamy layers of irony

i'm gonna play some games, be back later

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>>714662881
Save your RP for an actual RP group you faggot

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>>714662906
should be careful, if u pick up the wrong creep itll probably call u in the morning

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>>714662868
Ohai.

>>714662982
I ironically want to be cummed inside

>>714663083
that like breaks every law of one night stands though

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What even is bhepis?

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>>714662906
>>714663027
*curls up his tail and whines* please sirs I promise to be a good boy if you let me cum ^_^

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*puts on his robe and wizard hat*

>>714663309
>>714663309
>>714663309
>>714663309

>>714663175
I have no idea.

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>>714663127
i know thats why i said be careful

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HORSE COCK !!!!

>>714663378
How dare you practice romantic notions of sexual behavior

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*Casts bhepis on ur benis*

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>>714663178
How can you come if you don't go?

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>>714663309
0.0 you need some help polishing ur staff mister wizard?
>>714663464
come inside and I'll show u ;)

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>>714663429
i didnt know a warning was that close to sexually romantic behavior

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More like this please !

>>714663737
Isn't the implication that if I screw you, you'll want to stay in contact instead of forgetting about me faster than a goldfish would?

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>>714663737
if you keep this up I'm warning you I will cum straight down your throat

>>714663886
g0t3

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>>714663834
no, im just saying dont pick up the wrong creep

>>714663837
ok

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>>714663906
I think you misspelled faggot.

>>714663965
only one I'm really interested in is thom yorke anyway

>>714664022
u rite
f4gg07

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>>714664053
oh ok.

what kind of flavoring should i put in my bleach cocktails?

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>>714664053
What's up?

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>>714664258
Lime

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>>714664364
good taste, lime goes with almost anything.

>>714664258
what neffer said

>>714664263
I just had to close 4chan for several minutes on account of a coworker sitting next to and behind me for some reason

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>>714664639
That's quite creepy.

I've been playing a lot of Hitman myself.

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>>714664022
Faggote, perhaps?

>>714664723
she's this black girl who seems to have an addiction to being social, and I just wanna sit here and shitpost in my gay animal threads

killing people is cool innit

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>>714664739
ey dats preetti gud

>>714664772
Black women are the worst. And yes, I love repeatedly killing people in the most ridiculous of ways.

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>>714664868
Thanks dude.

>>714664868
She's actually one of the least unpleasant ones I've ever met, but even so it's really goddamn weird

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>>714664639
lime is so good it goes with itself.

alright, lets fuck so i can be thrown away. tree is coming with. oh god, that actually reminds me of that guy who kept pming this furry and keeps bringing up biggie cheese. funny stuff.

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>>714665284
I might want to fuck you more than once since we can also play melee

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>>714665347
oh ok.

me omw

>>714665528
sweet

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>>714665551
Am home now
Had great lunch.
Glad finals are done.

>>714665551
if you got dolphin working, we could play that way, yknow if youre srs about fighting a creep like me

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>>714665864
tfw 3 finals next week

>>714665909
I don't play dolphin because more lag than literally with a crt is too much

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>>714665938
Well I mean yeah that's kinda how finals go.
3 is ez pz tho.

>>714665938
oh ok, rip.

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>>714665864
y his shirt grey then teal

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you walk into your bedroom and see this. what do you do?

>>714666018
actually the last one is on the monday after
ughhhhh

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>>714666304
Xbawkx360walkaway

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>>714666300
Somebody pissed in the ball pit, so she had to change.
>>714666304
Alert the authorities.
>>714666312
Why even. All my finals were Mon-Wed.

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>>714666450
I thout the white dog was a boy.

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>>714666543
>

>>714666450
because temple scheduling is trashbag

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>>714666602
>Dog is now a gender
Thx Obama

>>714659794
Is that tree wearing a diaper?

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Do you ever put a wig on and pretend u r ur own gf?

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>>714666621
Sucks to be you.
I'll just be at home, trying to eat healthy n exercise n (you'll be pleased to hear) maybe practice Melee if I'm still into it. And probably getting bored and having an existential crisis or something.
>>714666694
It's pretty much whatever you want it to be. I thought it was boy dog at first.

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>>714666450
the cops don't come here anymore ever since the incident so scream all you want

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>>714666851
Yes, people have learned from past accidents with pet rocks.

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Fuck. I fell in love.

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>>714666694
Thx Nibi

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>>714666866
UR a boy dog

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>>714666967
Hes not wearing a wig.
I bet hes pretending hes his own bf, faggot.

>>714667102
Why should he wear a wig?

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>>714666968
uR welcum

>>714666866
woo melee!

sorry im on the worst call of all time rn

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>>714667032
One of the two, I guess.

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>>714667160
ur da bess, bby

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>>714667157
To pretend hes his own gf.

>>714667215
He's getting ready for work, I'd say.

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>>714667191
Do you pretend ur a girl dog sumthymes?

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>>714667189
No problemo buddy.
I mean seriously, if you're at work, you don't have to apologize for being at work.

>>714667199
omg! I never gnew.

>>714667298
I bet he can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time.

>>714667310
No, I definitely prefer being male. And not a dog.
I'd have no problem with being a female, but I'm content with what I've been given.

>>714667312
i hate my job rn

>>714667414
Now ya do! <3

>>714667414
Add "holding hands with me" to that.

>>714667442
Welcome to my life.

>>714666953
tbh thats why i dont have pet rocks anymore, goddamn motherfuckers pisses everywhere. i am racist to rocks.

>>714667442
My job was fine.
I only hated it yesterday in the like 7 hour assignment grading rush.

>>714667503
there was an indian woman on the phone who required me to go through every single option in setting up a blackboard test because she couldn't figure that shit out on her own

on top of that the disabled nigger that smells like a public toilet is in the room

>>714667567
my job has been insanely easy all semester and then today it became suddenly awful, thank g-d it's my last day

I'm leaving work 10 minutes early because fuck that noise, later cuties

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>>714667619
l8rm8rmasterb8er