REKT THREAD

>>714644834
>implying there is actually meat in mcnuggets

Messed up

my ex had chickens and she used to feed them chicken

>>714644983
Have you not seen the adverts? jeez.

Anyone have that webm of that guy who gets hit by a car?

>>714644834
Chickens eat their own fucking eggs on the regular moron.

>This is nothing new to the chicken

They are fucking ruthless birds.

>>714644834
Chicken are well known to cannibalise any other chickens that may be ill or weaker than them.

>>714644834
My parrot used to love chicken.

>>714648119
Nice, that looks hot

>>714648119
Wow wtf was that? Was he trying to out the laying guy on fire?

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I'll just leave this here.

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>>714648119
how can someone be so retarded to try and kill someone like that in that situation

>>714648750
the guy died

>>714648119
My dick is diamonds.

>>714648750

that was my dad and he died and also the entire block died and anyone he ever met and then he was haunting my nes game i got in a garage sale sometimes the pixels were spooky

>>714648750
Story?

>>714649269
He became instafaggot

pneumatic-spring of the chair exploded. Happens several times a year

http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

>>714649269
Old guy was excited he was gonna watch some porn and bounced up and down. The springs, i dont know, exploded or something and the metal tube went atraight up his ass. He deid

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>>714644834
So what, birds and reptiles each each other the same way dinosaurs did millions of years ago because they have no feeling or remorse just pure survival instinct, food is food.

>>714650204
just fucking burn the guy and save him damn it

>>714649626
>http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

>China

I've looked at my chair and there's a mental plate to stop such a thing from happening.

>>714648372
Is there a person going to the car in the mid-right?

>>714650887
True that. But the cheapest chairs here surely have no such plating.

Contributing with the video of the incident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ukh4rvtLOo

>>714648617
If I remember correctly that is somewhere in Europe where they dont have access to guns.

>>714651112
I'm curious for my own safety here, spooked asf.
How does that metal plate look?

>>714651111
Checked

>>714651111
looks like

>>714648119
MGS5OPENING.webm

>>714651149
Stupidity won once again. Well played

>>714651224
Simply never blow the chair to max height and try to push it down completely with your weight

>>714651112
I'm in the UK so I'm pretty certain that it's a legal requirement to have a plate to stop it from happening.

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Sanders’ son Tywanza had sent snapchats from the Bible study just moments before he was shot dead, the corner of Roof’s head can be seen.

>>714648430
kek

>>714650204
how is something like this even possible to happen?

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>>714651661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuP_Hgj0AuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTWLpCE8fDk

>>714651149
were they... just strolling along the rails? they don't look suicidal or anything

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>>714644834

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>>714651982

Your rekt is tame have this

>>714644834
I wonder if niggers would eat Nigger McNuggets if they were thrown at them.

>>714648750
Story of this

>>714652475
that instantly reminded me of Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
kek

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>>714651982
>look! no hands!

>>714652399
MOAR

>>714652540
Chair cylinder explode
Sudden non concentual anal sex
Died of penetration

Bigbuttplug.jpg

>>714647601
They deserve to die for us

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>>714652399
kek i remember posting this with the same name, songs so fucking funny with this

>>714650204
Use one bucket of petrol another
with water: lit your fucking face
and now use the water. kill those fucks

>>714649269
instant anal rape

>>714652298
You fucking monster

>>714652846
whyyyyy

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>>714644834

>>714651982
because that's gore not rekt fgt

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>>714652647
The PAIN

>>714652860
Poor kiddo

>>714652759
How

>>714651764
guess they didnt hear the other train comin.

>>714653043
This isn't ylyl

>>714652860
how can be that retarded

>>714648119

What the fuck is wrong with people? Why do that?

I would like a back story to this. Maybe gang land related revenge? Who lights themselves on fire along with the victim?

>>714653077
Nothing of value was lost that day

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>>714652860

>>714651149
They didn't hear the train coming? Morons

>>714652988
is this bait?

>>714649626
uh... how do I prevent this from happening to me? wearing kevlar underwear?
>typing while standing up

>>714652298
>eee, doggos and kittehs
>wait what
>What
>NOOOOOOO.mp4

>>714653043
the guy with the microphone is loving it

>>714648430
mother fucking cops

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>>714652298

>>714653239
dindu nuffins

>>714652399

it's amazing how burns don't seem that serious just after the fire was put out.

We all now he will swell like a blow fish and die of his injuries.

>>714649269
>>714648750
>>714649179
nerve gas

>>714644983
>le gmo company told me so i only eat 100% grass fed organic non-GMO anti-chemtrail chicken

>>714651764
Maybe they didn't notice because of the noise from the other train

>>714648372
Ooooooh coooool

>>714653043
Wtf why are they smiling? What is this?

>>714652399
Ah, so when you burn the caked on dirt off of them, they are white

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What a weak ass thread so far. Let's kick it up a notch.

>>714648430
Where were the riots for this?

Oh, she was white, thats why.

>>714652194
wtf sauce?!

>>714648430
She got knocked the fuck out!

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>>714650451
birds, reptiles, fish, invertebrates and mammals all do this....

>>714653504
i need to know more, seen it a millions times but need to know who what where why. I assume drug lords

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>>714652256
DELET THIS

>>714652399
That file name....

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>>714653305

>>714651672
Nerve gas

>>714653340
he lived, only a few bruises and a broken finger

>>714652256
Too far

>>714653457
Looks like he did that kid a favor

>>714652298
not gonna lie
I enjoyed the shit out of that

>>714653504
wtf, story?

>>714653379
took me a good while to realise that wasn't a pizza

>>714653407

They are trying to secure a scene and someone comes running. What do you expect them to do, ask nicely? That's not reality.

>>714652194
Anybody know the story to this

>>714648119
That is some gangsta shit

>>714648119
I don't get it. Didn't that guy work there too?

>>714653728
he said he likes feminine penis so they made his penis one

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>>714653607

>>714653798
its a movie, are you blind¿

>>714652778
stop with this edgy meme are you fucking 9 fuck off im sick of kids typing "omg how can u do this u monster MODS" when people post cute shit in rekt/gore threads wtf im actually so tilted right now.

>>714644983
>believing sensationalist media

Not saying it's high quality meat, but to say it's pink slime...

#fakenews

>>714653560
Overkill

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>>714653876
dayum

>>714653312
I guess they thought it was the 1st one

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>>714644834
fuck you, you fucking faggot OP!

>>714653543
Omfg the cuteness

>>714653543
BRUTAL

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>>714653043
White people are trained at a young age in liberalized institutions to be happy when their own kind die.

>>714653704
B.o.b.crime stage 1

>>714652860
Wasn't that kid stealing something and he got caught? hence the hand door punishment.

>>714653591
>>714653728
Ive heard his wife cheated on him with his son

>>714652741
Mechanically seperated beef

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>>714653543

>>714653407
cop lover

>>714644834
TOP KEK

>>714652846
Not even gonna click that

>>714653174
"how can be that retarded"
get the fuck outta here

>>714653658
That's why you always wear a helmet

>>714653857
religion of peace

>>714651177
Its not hard to weld one, you know.

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>>714653477
literally laughing out loud

>>714647601
When chickens start eating their own eggs they start to becoming cannibal. If you don't put them down they'll start pecking other chickens to death

True story, I've seen it happen a few times when I was raising chickens.

>>714652475
What the fuck.....

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>>714653889
Have you tried being less of a bitch?

>>714654059
Please do kill yourself m8 :)

>>714654605
>150 wasted on autism

>>714652672
link???? just spent some time looki9ng for it!

>>714644834
>Wake up early its 4pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles
>Start slamming my head into the wall and >screaming TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in her eyes she slides in my tendies and juice-box.
>I tell her iCarly is on later so she better prepare the highest luxary goodboypoints can buy
>I make my way back to my bed exhausted from my journey across the room and back i rest
>my diaper seems almost full ill need a change before the big event later
>pondering what is going to happen in tonights episode i drift into slumber my little pony playing in the background
>I am awoken to mommy cleaning my piss jars up i tell her i need a diaper change aswell she nods with a look of disgust on her face
>Soon iCarly will be on the grand event
>The theme songs starts playing i scream at mommy to hurry or ill murder her and feed her to our dog buttersnout
>Mommy enters my room she is dressed in appropriate apperal plaid shorts converss sneekers and a hoodie her hair dyed the perfect shade of blonde
>Now my Good boy favorite boy reward rivaled only by tendies and juice boxes begins
>I wait for a scene with sam in it my favorite iCarly character she is the best i then have mommy do her special service to me and pretend its sam
>i came five times tonight it was the best i finish by blowing on sams i mean mommy butt and tell that dirty slut to go make me SOME FUCKING TENDIES
>she starts walking away when a sight i never witnessed before appears before my eyes SAM IN A BIKINI JUST SHOWED ON AIR OMG
>With a speed of achilles i move like a lion and grab mommy before she makes it out of my lair
>I throw her on my computer desk and did adult things too her more then i ever thought i could
>when im finally finished mommy isnt moving
>iCarly is over i lay down and start watching adventure time
>covered in my special sauce mommy starts crying
>i tell her GO GET ME FUCKING TENDIES

>>714653951
Fucking filename

>>714654068
Thank god those guys were there to point out the dead guy for me.

>>714644834
fuck me in my ass daddy

>>714653050
>that nigger with a stick

>>714653815
Yeah... it survived that

>>714653384
First few times i seen this i died laughing from that dance. Imagine that with a micheal jackson song to cover it

Niggers arent' people. Athough I hate seing children violence. Even not being people, it's a child. I would fucking kill that monkey, God I hate niggers.

>>714653889

I actually agree with you

>>714654432
Spooky

>>714653579

Stupid cunt.

>>714653340
Seems like a lot of work just to take your shirt off

>>714653589

Never noticed before, but one escapes out the back left.

>>714653521
Why though?

>>714648372
ooooh that amazing !!

>>714655042
you mean the black blob moving around 0:03 near the back tree?

>>714654587
Remeber, the true gay was the guy who grabbed his shorn off dick and put it in his mouth

>>714653050
koolAIDS

>>714653658
is she like just a good samaritan or actual indian csi?

>>714653186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4584z0Ms50

>>714653889
If something this simple affects you so much you are a stupid faggot and should kys immediately

>>714653163
>ancient

>>714654136
So he cut his dick off? Im lost bro

>>714648430
She is pregnant

>>714653598
Wtf did this guy do to piss everyone off?

>>714653365
I've told you before to shut the gate!

>>714652256
You just had to be that edgy, didn't you motherfucker

>>714654232
Lol its post like this that make me rethink buying a motorcycle

>>714653379
Why is there zero blood?

>>714653727
Right in front of his little girl what a savage

>>714653220
isnt that from ghost rider?

>>714653184
Some assassination attempt gone wrong. Probably just one guy going completely insane. Could be a cheating wife thing. The only thing I remember another Anon saying is that only people who died were the dude who started the fire and that innocent guy put under to the left.

>>714651177
There's always been, and always will be, a market.

>>714654668
id have no problem strangling a mentally deficient NEET in my own home

>>714652194

Gake and Fay

>>714650204
the fuck is this ?

>>714652475
okay, no more anal play for me

>>714653239
Handcuffing someone that is barely able to move
gg america

>>714653174
Joke's on you.

Fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Yr2dTDvZw

>>714653297
id fuck it

>>714653327
she deserved she already stood there like you aint gonna do shit

>>714653340
Folding in chinese traditon

>>714653536
>
not all heros wear capes. get off the highway you tards

>>714653347
What are you even saying u fucking retard

>>714647601
Amen, ever seen when the flock doesnt accept the oldest hen, pecked to death motherfucker

>>714652806
story?

>>714651149

I know its sad to say but this is almost exactly how my friend died in 7th grade. Dumb way to die

>>714653479
Starcraft.koreanjpg

>>714648372
where did this happen ?

>>714653503
>xhamster
What

>>714654540
Did he die?

>>714653579
The guy in blue is like "well...whatever", fucking teenagers

>>714650887

>mental plate

I see what you did here.

Also off by one.

>>714655760
It's a fucking movie newfag

>>714653379
HAHAHA i love see spanish people murdered for their bulls

>>714653876
Going to the barber to get hair cut
>gets new hair style but no cut

>>714656523
He' a tourist,,,

>>714655618
cuz is only fat

>>714656417
no, he's hard2kill

>>714652564
The doctors are now heroes and will send him money on his birthday.

>>714653220
back to the future be like

>>714654359
looks like a fucking alien

>>714653917
what a fkin alpha , didn't even blinked

>>714652911
niggers. never cease to amaze.

>>714653239

STOP RESISTING, NIGGER!

>>714651982
Will he be okay

>>714654511
story?

>>714653327

That "fuck you pose". Bitch probably deserved an ass beating, at the very least.

>>714653589
Love that white that got stuck at the left

>>714653220
Ghost Rider ?

>>714656695
>>714652564
These people are the reason every emergenc
y room has a diamond-tipped drill. For
tapping a hole through the thick
bottoms of champagne and s
oda bottles. To relieve the
suction.
These are the people who come waddling in
from the night, saying they tripped and
fell on the zucchini, the lightbul
b, the Barbie doll, the billiard
balls, the struggling gerbil.
See also: The pool cue.
See also: The teddy bear hamster.
They slipped in the shower and fell, bull'
s-eye, on a greased shampoo bottle. They're
always being attacked by a person or persons unknown and assaulted with candles, with
baseballs, with hard-boiled eggs, flashlight
s, and screwdrivers that now need removing.
Here are the guys who get stuck in the water inlet port of thei
r whirlpool hot tub.
Halfway down the hallway to Room 234, Nico
pulls me against the wall. She waits
until some people have walked past us
and says, "I know a place we can go."
Everybody else is going into the pastel S
unday school room, and Nico smiles after
them. She twirls one finger next to her ear,
the international sign
language for crazy, and
she says, "Losers." She pulls me the other way, toward a sign that says
Women.
Among the folks in Room 234 is the bogus county health official who calls to quiz
fourteen-year-old girls about th
e appearance of their vagina.
Here's the cheerleader who gets her stomach pumped and they find a pound of
sperm. Her name is Lou Ann.
The guy in the movie theater with his di
ck stuck through the
bottom of a box of
popcorn, you can call him Steve, and tonight his
sorry ass is sitting around a paint-stained
table, squeezed into a child's
plastic Sunday school chair.
All these people you think are
a big joke
These are sexual compulsives.
All these people you thought were urban
legends, well, they're human. Complete
with names and faces. Jobs and families. College degrees and arrest records.

>>714657297
fucking awesome

>>714654033
>deepthroat