Bored babysitting. Dubs decide what do. OP will deliver.

Knock their foreheads together until one bleeds.

>>714642580
Babysit

Watch porn with them

>>714642649
Reroll

>>714642580

teach them how to twerk

>>714642649
Bathe them while in the tub show them porn

Fake + Gay. Sage In All Fields.

Show little ones feet for proof this is real or else you're a fag op.

>>714642695
Reroll

>>714642580
Teach them about feminism and how they, as straight white males, are oppressing literally everyone.

sell them to the gypsies

>>714642722
what a waste

>>714642695
2nd this

Bath

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>>714642722
Lol, winrar. Op delivers. Should we keep this going ?

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Watch a PG rated movie with them and give them a healthy snack.

Let them kick you in the balls

make them eat vegetables, green ones

>>714642814
tie them up, tickle their feet until they piss themselves, and record it

teach them this is what ISIS will do to them unless we can remove the Saracens, DEUS VULT!

Christmas clothes + military salute

Have them paint dicks on each other's foreheads with permanent marker. Let them keep the markers and do whatever.

>>714642932
Re roll

>>714642867
Roll

>>714642580
Make them watch The Nutshack

sharpie in their poopers with time stamp

>>714642867
Reroll

>>714642966
lel

>>714642966
Winrar

>>714642966
Like the full first episode

>>714642970
>>714642970
rolin

Bathe them and take lots of pics.

>>714642966
FUCKING WINRAR AND BRILLIANT CONSIDER MY URETHRA ASSAULTED

>>714642998
Re-roll

call their parents and show them this thread

>>714642970
rerollerdo

>>714642580
watch cartoons and give them ice cream

>>714642966
Takes some time. Do other things while they watch.

>>714642958
Re-rolling

Bath

If I found out some piece of shit put a picture of my child on /b/ I would beat them into a hospital.

Keep it up OP but if you make a single mistake I'll be ready to expose you and make sure you get reported for kiddie didling and anything else I can do.

I mad: yup.

shave that heads

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>>714643125
kek

>>714643133
So shaving their heads while watching the nutshack. Sounds perfect

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>>714643133

If quads, kill yourself.

Wash the curtains

>>714643125
who said anything about kiddie didling? >>714643107
this

>>714643133
Another winrar:

OP: still here? What can we except to see to keep the thread alive while y'all watch tv?

>>714643125
> having a conscious in 2016 going on 2017

>>714643133
kek

Draw mustaches with a sharpie

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>>714643125

Pit them against each other in a fight to the death.

Spray them with a water hose and lock them outside

>>714643208
Still here comrade. Can't shave their heads lol. Might be able to get them to watch The Nutshack. Was hoping for easier gets to do lol.

>>714643306
roolll

>>714642580
Make up super powers and pretend you're a super hero. Help the boys draw their alter egos. Take an ethics class and discover the moral dichotomy of 4chan and babysitting.

>>714643320
take a picture of them in the bath while they suck on bananas

>>714643178
prove you're not a nigger first OP


Show them 2 hours of NatSoc redpill fun.

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>>714643253
Rollin a blunt

>>714643369
rawlin...

Beat the living shit out of them and lock them in a closet. Then let them out and say a demon possesed you and the beat the shit out of them again.

>>714643366
Okay, this one I can do. OP will deliver. Let me find where they keep their capes and shit first.

>>714643366
wasted

>>714643369
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ReeeeeeRawlin...

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>>714643409
Rolling

Behead the favourite toy of the one you like the least.

stick one in the oven and lock them in there. then slowly turn up the heat. Also stick the other in the fridge and lock it.

>>714642580
Show them this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KngieAJ0fQ&index=5&t=347s&list=LLxfFNmYjFf8QMQU2fKtR7HQ

>>714643466
Winrar

>>714643466
leave them alone and give them a really good
"tounge lashing"

Set the house on fire and go home and pack and leave the country

>>714642695
>>714642958
>>714643253
>>714642932 (first part without Isis)

Re-rolling for any of this, OP's pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

show this too...

>>714643577
Don't do any of this shit

SPLATTER THEM WITH BABY BATTER

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I liked this one. Thanks.

>>714643466
>>714643620
time for the fun OP

>>714643620

Wall chalkboards are awesome....

Teach them how to draw a swastika
2hours of natsoc redpill vids to help educate these empty heads.

Welp, c ya OP. threads dead.

Baatheee themmmmm

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>>714643729

>>714643697
Good job taking care of the kids, Kimi.
Did you find out what their superpowers are?

>>714643125
I'll help. Fucking scumbag op

>>714644026
> white knight lollercoaster
> OP (somewhat) delivers while keeping it PG

Thread is dead. MOD squad probably already rolled through.

>>714644249
MODS! b& n v&

>>714644249
B& bye

>>714644249
>soap all over the ice cream
cute kids tho

force feed them food spaghetti in pockets too

>>714644249
Fuck you op you sick fuck