REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>714640709

lol plzzz

>>714640709
but i already have a girlfriend

>>714640709
Dubs and you all stay virgins Until you're 32.

>>714640709
already have one virgin bait faggit

Pliszzle op imma ask this qt3.14 at work tomorrow

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CHECK 'EM

i already have one tho how does it work

>>714640709

Gibe da pusi baus

>>714640709
Ok im ready

>>714640709
Don't wanna chance it... Sent a risky text...

Met a girl at a concert yesterday. Let's see if 4chan still has some magic left.

Quads for 2 girlfriends

Please anon and kek

Give me virgin plz

>>714640709
Aw no you don't OP. You're not going to burden me with some useless crack.

ehh

>>714640709
Better not tell my wife.

>>714640709
would be cool, ty

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ITT:

>>714640709
What if i want a fuck buddy?

pls

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>>714641245

>>714640709
I can't wait

>>714640709
Suki is cute

>>714640709
Let's try this once again. I should have a fucking harem by now.

It's 8:39pm. I hope this works and a girl comes to visit me in my room at my parents house.

>>714640709
I want to be with her again.

>>714640709
fuck!

>>714640709
Sweet! Thanks op! Can I have the girl in the picture?

Why won't these facebook tier thread just stop. Stop killing my /b/

>>714640709
actually very well possible

>>714640709
I believe in power of Op

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What if i already have?

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>>714641482
>my /b/
How long have you been on the chan, kid?

>>714640709
ok!!!

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>>714641482
>my /b/

fuck you

Another one? awesome!

Cone on Gary needs a new pair of shoes

>>714641438
sure

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Ha!

k thanks magical wizard

>>714640709
>>714640709
C'mon crazy chick up the road

Reply
>>714640709
Reply

>>714640709

Holy shit it works retroactively.

>>714640709
ok

Does it work with boyfriends?

damn

>>714640709
tomorrow will be the day

>>714640709
i wonder

>>714640709
Finally

i need another one why not.

>>714641052
Give me tha hamburger.... pllllls

Thank you magical /b/izard

>>714640709
Never wooorks

I'm replying to this thread and not OP because it says to reply to this THREAD, you assmonkeys.

>>714640709
pls

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>>714640709

I don't like african americans

okkkkay buddy

>>714640709
Why not.

Already got one

lies and slander

Ok.

Well this is neat.

This is my last hope. I'm killing myself if it doesn't work.

>>714640709
Why the hell not.

Rollerino

reply

>>714640709
if only

>>714640709
I don't want a girlfriend atm

>>714640709
buying gf

>>714640709

http://bit.
ly/2gW8NmQ

Ahh

>>714640709
yeah sure

>>714640709
Pl0x

reply

>>714640709
neat

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lol

eh I'll take the bait

>>714641482
>my /b/
The type of guy who has been here for a year.

>>714640709
Pleaseee

>>714640709
i hope shes a whore

cool

lulz

>>714640709
ok pls give

Last time didn't work

>>714640709
God pls

>>714640709
Fuck

Plzzz

>>714640709
Ha ha ha NO

this better work

>>714640709
Worth a shot

>>714642790
Nah ima stay

Sure, why not?

>>714640709
Okay thank anon I trust you

>>714640709
pls

>>714640709
i only take s1 as girlfriend i like

Plz lord knows im lonely af

>>714640709
please I beg

Dont lie to me man.

>>714640709
Given up all hope so why not

pls no i'm gay

Pls

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Lets go

Mtgshu

Check

>>714640709
Oy vet

>>714640709
what about a boyfriend?

>>714641630
you will get another one

>>714640709
roll dubs

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Fuck off. There's no hope for me... I've been shutdown five times this year may as well fucking kms.

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>>714640709
maybe

>>714640709
ok

>>714640709
>>714640709
Plz.....

>>714640709
pls

Yo

Let's fucking roll

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>>714640709
I can't wait to friend a girl!

Lies

>>714640709
>>714640766
>>714641031
You will now have two girlfriends

>>714640709
no chance

Okkk man

>>714640709
Jeebus christ

plz

Why do people respond to these threads? i dont get it.

Yo

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may as well :3

Repl

Got nothing to lose lol

>>714640709
fuck

>>714640709
lets do this

hasnt worked yet but ok

>>714640709
Pls

op pls

I guess

>>714643878
I have no idea to be honest with you

That doesn't guarantee happiness or even a better life

>>714640709
wont work

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>>714640709

Sounds awesome

>>714640709
impossible

>>714640709
yes please

Nope

Did you just assume my sexual preference?

go

>>714640709
Pls

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>>714640709
I am literally lonely enough to try this.
Should really get around to killing myself already.

Why not?

>>714640709
Already got one faggot

>>714640709
pls

Bump bc very lonely

>>714640709
riiight.

>>714640709
pls

I have a girlfriend and I still feel empty inside

>>714644218
Won't ever find anyone feeling sorry for yourself.

>>714640709
No

I need this

ok

faggots

>>714640709
I have to poop

>>714644278
This guy knows whatsup. If you're not happy now, a gf won't fix it.

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deliver

>>714640709
please

>>714644278
a trap can fix that

O RLY

C'mon JessicaRosemary <3

Cream cheese bagel

Nothing to lose

>>714640709
>Everybody replies

>>714640709
Cheeki Breeki

K

Gods above pls

>>714640709
But I already have 2 , suppose another won't hurt

i only "know" like 2 girls and they're not my type (even though my type should be just breathing or at least warm)

>>714640709
R E P L I E D
E
P
L
I
E
D

quints

Meh, why not?

>>714640709
give me

>>714644444

>>714640709
ok

Better deliver OP

>>714640709
Weally?

Gimme da pussy b0ss

dubz

>>714640709
what if i dont want one

>>714640709
no i wont :(

Don't think it'll work but who the hell knows

>>714640709
could it be

Nothing to lose.

>>714640709
Ok

Ahaha I fucking wish

>>714640709
ok

>>714640709
I mean, this is one I can't risk

>>714640709
y

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>>714640709
grill get

Sure

Plz

pls

>>714640709
Ok

>>714640709
ye

fucking plz

>>714640709
Everyone who replied is obviously desperate. Including me

>>714644740
pls gief gf

Oh lord plz

Pls no

K

Mmm

>>714640709
g mother g

blue eyed blonde nordic gf for me pls

Interesting promise, better keep it or I make thread telling how nasty liar your are OP, possibly telling people that you are a faggot.

>>714640709
Give gf, sukker

Ok

I'm replying

>>714640709
if only

Ok

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Here

>>714640709
No, I won't

>>714640709
>>714640709kek

Bum0

>>714640709
>F

>>714640709
iight fam gimme one

>>714640709
ok

i sure hope so

>>714640709
What if this doesn't work? Is there a complaint office I can send a letter to?

eat my dick

>>714640709
Godsss off waaarrr

>>714640709
Thats not what this is about anymore

>>714640709
Wrong

reply

Hope this works

Die

reply

>>714640709
Gimme

I love you, OP

pls

is this an official agreement or what

Fine why not

>>714640709
Rolan

>>714640709
sure

>>714640709
Sign me right the fuck up

K

Thanks for the girlfriend

>>714640709
Ok.

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We'll fap together

>>714640709
pia pls

>>714640709
Pleeaassee

Plz op
Bless us

>>714640709
Ok

Sure

Niggerfaggot!

If I reply two times can I get two of them?

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Going on a date with 9/10 today, this thread was the first thing i saw, you better be fucking right anon

>>714640709
k

finally

k

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>>714640709
so loenl

>>714646207
ferlass uns

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>>714640709
well I lose nothing with trying

>captcha : pizza

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Worth a shot

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If only

Hell, there's no harm in it. I'm only here because I'm depressed and lonely. Its a real struggle to go on. I hope this works.

Pls op don't be lying to me

>>714640709
But.. what if i already do ?

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For once I want one of these to be real.

AAAAA

>>714640709
will take either big tits or a fine ass. k, thanks.

>>714646084
moar?

>>714640709
praise kek

Sure, im desperate

Give me a good one

i want a hot one

>>714640709
BAM

>>714640709
roll

if it works then yess man

kk

>>714640709
pls op do your magic

:(

>>714640709
ma dudes

>>714640709
Vaaa mooo

What makes you so sure OP

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>>714640709
>Are u sure about that?

here goes nothing

Calling for gf delivery service.op surely delivers.

finally I'll get one

Pfft

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>>714642750
Love me some Lea

>>714640709
lul

>>714640709
Thanks.

Do I get another since I already have one?

Y!

Haha xd

>>714640709
yes pls

>>714640709
if you think so

last hope

lets see about that.

>>714640709
didn't work last time but meh

>>714640709
lets see about that

Why not

:)

Nah

>>714640709
penis