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Roll, fuckers.
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>>714604589
fug it
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hella
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pls 99
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winnan!!
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>>714604589
Rollings
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r0ll
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>>714604589
roll
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>>714604589
rawl
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Rell
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rolll
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rawwaa
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lou rawls
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>>714608489
uno mas
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for dubs
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>>714604589
,l,
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Rolling for great justice
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Alright let's see it
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>>714604589
rawln
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ok op
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>>714604589
roll...
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rollerino
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roll +36 exp
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rell
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rolling.
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>>714604589
rip
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>>714604589
rawl
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>>714604589
rolling
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rollinggg
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>>714604589
I like this thread.
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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Blegh
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>>714604589
asdf
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Nigger
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Rawl
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Alright
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>>714604589
rollo
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Rolll
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Rolla
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>>714604589

Rollz
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>>714604589
alright let's go
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>>714604589
Roller
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>>714604589
haha didn't say no rerolls
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>>714604589
roll nigga
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>>714616228
Ffs reroll
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>>714604589
going till dubs
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Pedos
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rollk
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>>714604589
roll poll
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>>714604589
Rauling.
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>>714616702
oh fuck this bullshit
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>>714604589
Rolo
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I am rolling
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>>714604589
roll
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unlimited sex is literally just a free ticket to not be alone... wouldn't be nearly as bad with someone else. You would just be with the girl of your choice the whole time.
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>>714604589
Rollin
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Fimaw
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egg roll
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rolito
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>>714604589
lets do it
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waaah
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Roollin
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roll
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>>714604589
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>>714617426
30, +25, 55 removing family
10k
Regular Room -15 40
tp, hygienic package, temp control, cleanilness -10 30
Fast food -10 20
Top PC -15 5
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rollinn
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Of course I can win
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rolllling
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rooll
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This can only go poorly
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>>714604589
Roll
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rolllll
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>>714604589
Rawl
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ROLLAN
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>>714604589
roll
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>>714604589
rollerining
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>>714604589
shit fuck rull
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roller derby
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rolllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>714604589
rorun
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Rollin!
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>>714604589
Rolling.
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rollllll
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rolll
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Rollering
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Rollerino
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>>714618111

10k x10 - 100k a year

5- Health Clinic
1- Toilet Paper
3 - Hygenic Pack
3 - Temp control
3 - Cleanliness
10 - Fast Food
1 - Shit Room
2 - Pen 3
2 - Shit tv.
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Rollo
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>>714604589
hobo status?
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>>714620092
$100,000 for dat cash money
Huge Room for living space
Fast Food (can burn off fat through eating discipline and weight training)
Hygiene/Cleanliness 6 points (obv)
Unlimited sex 20 points (for social contact)
HDTV 10points (for entertainment)

Total 91 points. Ez.
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Not the
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Roll dem bones
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Let's do ittt
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>>714604589
fdal
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Hmmmm...
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>>714604589
rolly polly olly
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Re
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Rolloing
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Fuck rere
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>>714604589
Rollin!
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rol
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rawl
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>>714604589
roll nignog
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>>714619859
>everyone forgetting about me for extra money, i live alone and haven't spoke with my parents in like 5 years, also i moved to a new town a month ago so makes no difference.
59+25=84

> $100,000/year, if it's US dollars that's like 1.5 million in my currency, also a regular room and fast food (i will probably die eating that tho')
84-30-10-10= 54

>Toilet paper, Hygenic package, Temp Control, Cleanliness and Gym
54-1-3-3-3-10= 24
>Unlimited sex with the woman, the old ass computer (mine isn't much better) and the shit TV
24-20-2-2 = 0

yeah i can live with that
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>>714604589
rolling. here's a girl i used to fuck
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>>714620168
10000/year 0 pt
68 points
Huge room 68-15=53
fast food 58-10=43
Temp control, hygenic package, toliet paper, and washer dryer 43-12=41
PC and HDTV 41-25=16
lose two fingers, 16+25=41
change income to 100000 year 41-30=11
cleanliness 11-3=8
get to fuck Hitomi Tanaka 10 times, give her extra 3 points so she can clean herself up with cleanliness
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>>714604589
rolleriino
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rollin'
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rollerino
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>>714604589
rolly-trolly
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>>714604589
95 total
10,000 - 0
huge room - 15
tp - 1
shower - 3
top of the line pc - 15
gym - 10
cleanliness - 3
sex unlimited - 20
Gourmet food - 20
temp control - 3
music room - 5
that's it
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>>714604589
Rollin
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So this is my roll, my next post explaining use of points cannot be exchanged, no matter how high or low.
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>>714604589
olly bolly
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>>714604589
shim sham dolly
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>>714604589
me money man win
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Rawl
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rollen
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rollan'
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>>714604589
rollieal
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Rollio
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>>714604589
why not
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Rill
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>>714604589
>>714621934

34 points...damn. Well I didnt want to do this but
+25 points for losing both pinkies.
+25 points for losing everyone i ever knew.
+25 Headcold

83 points:

$1.000,000/year
Fast Food
Health Clinic
Temp Control
Unlimited Sex (Woman will change frequently)
Cleanliness
Toilet Paper
Shit Room
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>>714604589
raul
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>>714604589
Roll
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Shit Paul rolling
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>>714604589
roll
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rollin'
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>>714604589
rollll
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>>714604589
Roll for giggles
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>>714604589
Rol
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>>714604589
Rool
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>>714604589
Roller
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>>714604589
Roll
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>>714622805
I felt myself
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>>714604589
rahl
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more rahl
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>>714604589
roll
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df
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>>714620190
>$1 000 000/year
>Shit room
>Health Clinic
>Hygienic Package
>Toilet Paper
>Shitty Computer
>Fast Food
>Cleanliness
Total: 90 points.
Perfect. Even better than I live now.
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232
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>>714604589
roll
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>>714604589
rockroll
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rolling to determine how many points I get

also rolling for goat tower in pic related
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roooooooooomba
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>>714604589
dfgdfgdfgd
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rollerino
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>>714604589
go
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>>714604589
roll
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lets give it ahot
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>>714604589
I'll roll
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>>714604589
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i dont get these rules ....
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>>714604589
rollin
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Pleaseee
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>>714604589
Roll
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zroll
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ayeee
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>>714604589
>71+25=96 points(head cold 18% chance) points>>714623571
>30 points -> $100,000 a year salary
>15 points -> Huge Room
>10 points -> Fast Food
>1 points -> Toilet Paper
>3 points -> Hygenic Package
>3 points -> Cleanliness
>2 points -> ShitTV
>+25 points -> 18% chance of head cold
>15 points -> Top of the line PC & internet
>20 points -> Sex Unlimited

Used all 96 points
Not bad, I'd probably do it if I had the chance.
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>>714604589
ggbdbg
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>>714604589
time to roll
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z2roll
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>>714604589
>>714604589
..k
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jk roll
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>>714604589
last roll
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bowling
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>>714604589
Rollan
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>>714604589
rawlins
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Def
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rollerino
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>>714624388
doing this again because dubs

>88+25 =113 points(18% head cold chance)
>0 points -> $10k/year *2 = $20k/year
>15 points -> Huge Room
>10 points -> Fast Food
>1 point -> Toilet Paper
>3 points -> Hygenic Package
>3 points -> Temp Control
>10 points -> Gym
>3 points -> Cleanliness
>5 points -> Health Clinic
>15 points -> Top of the line PC and Internet
>20 points -> Unlimited Sex
>10 points -> HDTV w/ Roku and PORN
>5 points -> Every console + every game
>10 points -> Unlimited weed
Used 110 out of 113 points. Not bad, I would do it 100% no hesitation if I had the chance.
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>>714604589
roll
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rol
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rollerinio
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>>714622635
your shit's all fucked up
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>>714604589
alan
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>>714604589
rall
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>>714604589
rolling stone
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Roru !
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rick roll
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>>714604589
One roll, one opportunity
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rollerino pt 2
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ROLL!!
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Rollerino
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Drunk af roll
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Roll8ng
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Rawlings
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>714604589
bepis
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>>714625281
can't believe you didn't go for gourmet food.
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>>714626593
I am the very model of a scientist salarian
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Always like this one
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>>714604589
raile
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>>714604589
BIG MONEY ROLLIN
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Why Not
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Alright let's roll then
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>>714604589
Rollin out
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>>714604589
R-to-the-ollin'
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>>714604589
rollerino
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>>714604589
rolll
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rrooooll
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rollin'
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>>714626759
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Do
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>>714604589
ROLLERINO
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>>714604589
rollin
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Rollio
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Rolla
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>>714604589
3
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>>714604589
K
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>>714604589
Roll for justice
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>>714627092
Fuck yes. Alright here's how I play this:

92 base points + 25 sick points = 117
-30 points for 100k/yr (straight to net worth, fuck yes)
-10 for regular room (don't need a huge one)
-20 for gourmet food (healthiest option)
-45 for ALL facilities

That leaves me at 12 remaining points for entertainment
-10 points for 20 fucks
-2 points for shitty computer

Won't even need the computer since I'll be eating, sleeping, lifting, reading, playing music, fucking, and doing laundry. But I'll need it to dollar cost average my money into an index fund, generating returns after the very first year.

Yeah I'll be sick sometimes but only 1/5.5 days, and I can't die because Health Clinic.
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>>714604589

rolling to suffer
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