Can you guys please just help me man up and end it? I live in

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>>714601957
don't do it, OP. you look like a cool guy. I live in Ohio too, we can be friends if you want. PS4?

>>714601957
No

>>714601957
Fap to gay porn its gonna be alright

>>714602218
Haha I was like 12 or 13 or something in that. But im already set on my path, I just want to end it.

>>714602235
Why? Aren't you guys supposed to like this kind of stuff? Just help me.

>>714602598
If this isn't a troll, you should honestly just go see a doctor. You don't have to do this, man. And no, Im not sending a message to your mom (assuming you aren't baiting).... Just know that everyone who loves you will be deeply hurt. I will too. If you don't let me know you changed your mind, I won't feel right anon. Another bro can't die on me. We both have enough friends overdosing on heroin anyways. Why add more death in the world? Even if you think no one cares, I do. I care, OP.
also check'em

>>714602887
SO CLOSE

>>714602743
No

>>714602887
I just want it to be on the record as to why it was done. Please, I have no desire to continue in life just help me find the courage to end it.

>>714603048
saas

>>714601957
smoke dope

>>714603104
What is saas?

Please don't. Please get help. I know that you don't feel this way, but many people care about you. I know because I care. So please get help

>>714603151
For December 8th, 2016
*BO BA DEE PA DEWWW*
From Comedy Central World News headquarters in New York it's the Daily Show with Trevor Noah*DUN DUN DUN DUN. DUN DUHDUH DUN DUN*

Don't drink bleach

Come on guys, you're not doing any favors by not giving me encouragement, you didn't seem to have trouble convincing people to do it in the past. Please I'll record it if you want just help me.

>>714603470
Why? Are there any less painful methods?

>>714601957
Asshole, you're going to ruin your family's Christmas forever. I hope you burn in hell.

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>>714601957
Cringe

You have a life to live. Think about it. However you feel, you will look back in a few years and see that you made the right choice not to do the dumb and selfish thing and end it.

>>714603473
Get drunk and it'll b easier

>>714601957
wikipedia says some study said it's the 37th best place to live in america so... quit being a bitch i guess

>>714603666
And if I end it I won't have to worry about regretting it.

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NIgga just do it, you must to. If not, what do? just do it.

>>714603766
Just smoke the god damn pot and stfu kid

Why are doing this? What makes you so unhappy that you want to end it?

You know it's your fault. End it. Kristen Kane would be glad.

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>>714603666
>>714603766
you need to listen to Satan. even he doesn't want you to die

Mann there are a lot of pussies on here.....

>>714601957
no joke i overcame suicide after meeting a really amazing prostitute. she knew i was depressed and told me she would show me something worth living for.

she did everything.no condoms anywhere and when i tried to give her money she said next time she saw me it would be free...

never saw her again.... i really want to

What kind of horrible person is goading someone into suicide....

>>714604041
aw shit here's the badass edgelord oldfag!!! how many people have you helped kill?

Come on. Please.

>>714601957
Damn I'm on the westside of Cleveland, OP. Don't do it.

Just do it. Prove to the world you aren't a pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

>>714601957

OP, don't drink bleach. I heard of a guy in my town who did and survived, he just got his internal organs majorly messed up. Instead of bleach, use
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
as reference. Hit by train and jump from height seem to be the most lethal, if you don't have a shotgun or other firearm. Just make sure you jump from a building with at least 20 floors, or in front of a high speed train, not when it's slowing down on the subway.

>>714604465
Am fairly new but am just an angry sad faggit who's given up

>>714604712
This

>>714604712
Yeeee

Why kill urself when there is many great fap sessions to be had? :o

>>714604244
Get out newfag

>>714601957

If you truly feel you have no other path in life but the way out, please do not drink bleach. It is one of the most excruciatingly painful ways to die. It will slowly dissolve you long before you actually die, and you don't deserve to suffer that way.

If you truly feel you have no other path in life but to die, die quickly and as painlessly as you can. Research painless suicide methods. And don't leave this world in anger. Leave it in acceptance. There is enough anger in the world.

How often does this happen? Like... is this type of sucicidal person thing common on /b/?

>>714603563
Yeah, fucking shoot yourself in the head.

>>714604244
Nah there is alrealdy too much people in this planet. If he wants to do it, he will do it however sad this may be.
I think we could at least come up with a way to die painlessly....I say drug overdose, you'll die happy and will know peace from this mad world

I saw a utube video about 4chan suicides so when i found this i got all excited/hyped is that wrong

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>>714604771
>1.7 min to kill whit a shotgun to head.

>>714605039
THIS IS A BAIT NIGGA

>>714601957
OP. its really up to you. do whatever you want. if deep down you want to live you wont bring yourself to do it.

>>714604973

To elaborate on my post, there are many, many paths in life.

While suicide can be a lucrative option to escaping a bad situation, there are alternatives that can lead to a happy life if you pursue them. You do not have to remain where you are if you are willing to leave everything behind you. You can simply leave. Start anew, somewhere new.

There are no dead ends in life except death itself. Do not confuse your desire for escape with your desire for death. No-one desires death except for those who cannot escape.

>>714605039
yas

Shit Bait Bro,Shitty job Photoshop Croping the troll face out I guess /b/tards are blind little & mentally Fucking Faggot KYS /b/ an Hero Faggot

>>714605244
I don't have access to any gun and I want to do it tonight.

>>714605465
Bleach will hurt

7518 Hollycroft Ln, this your house OP?

>>714605465
Can you get large amounts of opioids/alcohol/cocaine ?

>>714605465
livestream pls

>>714605459
I didn't post the picture and that picture is on my mom's Facebook from a long time ago if you cared to look.

>>714605465
might as well go out like a buster anon

>>714605628
BUSTED

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>>714605244

I am going to guess they put the maximum time. I mean, it's not like people haven't survived shotguns to the head either...

>>714605628
o fugg

>>714601957
mike kane? did you play travel ball on the bees?

>>714605465

Throw yourself from a 20 story building. Way more effective and painless than bleach, and you will surely make the news.

I once drank window cleaner in a suicide attempt that failed.

I was hospitalized and unable to eat for several days.

And it was horrible. It was like my insides were on fire, and there was no way to extinguish them. Attempts to consume anything were met with vomiting and dry heaving for ten to twenty minutes at a time.

I was so hungry and thirsty I could feel my stomach shrinking inside me.

Do not drink bleach. You will probably die, though you could survive, and either way you will be in terrible agony for some time.

>>714601957
Fucking....
Killing yourself isn't Manning up. It's pussying the fuck out. You wanna man up? Tell everyone around you to fuck themselves and leave. Start a life from scratch somewhere else.

>>714605720
you need to do it good. it must blow your head.

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>>714604771
>http://lostallhope.com
Wow. This is a website?
Um... Thanks?
Not OP btw.
But I'm in the same boat as OP.
Pic Related

>>714605465
>>714605628
better get chugging then op, cops are already on their way

>>714603048
There's no courage in suicide. A courageous act would be saying no to the easy way and dealing with your life and coming out on top, knowing it'll be the hardest thing you've ever done.

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Op Obviously I don't want you to kill yourself, what ever gets you through the night is alright. but honestly,

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Don't do it

Omg i wonder how this will turn out.. will he be on the news? :o

>>714606034
Also read the warning pretty good advice.

Fucking do it OP

DO IT

no balls

>>714606070
Oh sure, ask the fine looking psychic medium here pic releated for help why don't ya

>>714606034
>be me
>killin self
>breathin in the helium
>parents walk in
>start shaking me to wake up
>wake up and start screaming in helium high pitch voice

>>714603048
>No desire to continue in life
>Help me find the courage to end it

You're really just calling out for help. I'm not saying you're being an attention whore, no. You're crying out for help. I feel you, /b/ro. I've been there. You really don't want to end it, but you're just in so much pain, that it feels like you can't bear it. Whatever it is, dude, it'll pass. Just give it time. You'll overcome this. You've got too much to live for in life, my dude.

Is it a woman? Take it from someone who spent three years in a relationship that was going amazing, just for her to cheat on me with a guy I thought was my best mate. Women are whores, but alas not all are. Just remember, treat others the way you want to be treated. If you don't want scumbag women, don't be a scumbag, always keep your guard up when introducing friends of the opposite sex to your s.o.

Is it money? Money comes and goes, my dude. Take it from me, a broke ass uni student. It'll get better, though. You just have to strive for it.

You may not have the motivation for it right this moment, but you gotta at least attempt to find some.

Best of luck to you, my dad. What you're considering is not the way to go.

>>714601957
I think 'man up' means you don't drink the kool-aid.
And face your shit, head-in.
Pics, either way, brah.
Peace.

Don't do it man just get over what ever happened and move on until you can get away from the things that are making you wan to kill yourself

Where da fugg is OP

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>>714606345
he's drinking bleach, not kool-aid

file name should be "b-e-a-e-n-k-e-s.jpg"

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>>714606329
what a faggot.

>>714605959

Yeah. I found it when I was looking for lethal yet painless methods of suicide, when I was in the same boat as you guys. Of course, I wouldn't recommend suicide to anyone, or encourage it, but if you are going to do it you can at least do it in a quick and painless way, not in a way that will leave you crippled and in agony for life.

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>>714606321

>>714606321
kek

Is his life flashing before his eyes yet

>>714606556
Cool. Guess I'll have some late night reading then. /b/ has been really fucking... well... Nice? Eh, I'd say just overly optimistic and ignorant of the futility of life.
Good on you muh man. Have a good night.

I really think he has been caught

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Sage

Do it faggot mmmmm

>>714606910
probably

>>714606813

You too, mate. But try to carry on for a little bit more, eh? At least for the sake of the people who love you.

>>714601957
Experience drugs b4 you pass is my advice. Guns are the fastest/easiest way but know that it's not worth it. If your that subconscious about what people think of you then jokes on them.

Be true to yourself and life will open up

I think he either did it or got caught by now

Someone check the news?

It wouldn't hit the news so fast, dummy

omg i fond it on the news

And?

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>>714603955
Yes goyim, stick around pay taxes buy stuff patronize medical services don't kill yourself

>>714607177
>54 minutes
>News

>>714607337
Terrible bait.

>Being this new

>>714601957
Really man? You're this beta?

I mean seriously. If you're going to bitch off the mortal coil at least have the fucking self respect to drink clorox brand bleach.

>>714601957
Nah man, you'll just be shifting your pain onto those closest to you. You may think no one will miss you, but you're wrong. Life gets better.

Great job being mostly helpful /b/ I really needed this tonight

Stab yourself in the forehead wth a long knife.

I would recommend to od on heroin. Very easy and painless/instant

Kek >714606953

>>714607125
That's not why I carry on, but alright.

>>714601957

Cleveland area? Yes, kill self.

>>714607951

Most reasons for carrying on are good, anyway. Except for killing and raping (pillaging is controversial).

>>714601957
What's a matter white boy? Say something racist and get called out on it in real life? Can't face the music? Why not just overdose on heroin like the rest of the lowlife white people?

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>>714604465
>>714604465
Note old fags don't respond to thred unless sure it's bait. This is cringe

>>714601957
OP I'm in Lyndhurst

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>>714601957

Chop your head off with a power saw.

A man chooses and a slave obeys OP.

>>714607951
Carry on for yourself. For every reason you can think to end it there's the reason to not end it. Your you and everyone aspires to be the best that they are

>>714601957
>killing yourself
>manning up

>>714601957
If you're gonna go out might as well livestream this shit. Got any credit cards?post that shit before you do it

>>714608478
You sad you're going to end up shot up?

>>714608478
I'm hoping he does a public service and takes out a few dindus before he goes.

>>714608606
My name's Andrew and when you do things you enjoy you have a better outlook on life, when you enjoy everything you always enjoy life. It's a matter of mindset and how you perceive the world. There's every reason to end it as well as every reason not to

>>714608526
A man chooses to be a slave. If you try to enslave someone, then you are enslaved by your intended slave. Choose to be a slave and wait for your command which will never come due to the absence of all slave drivers. Everybody slave.

5 years ago I tried to kill my self, I was alone and not even my family try to do something about it, now I am 18, I had a Girlfriend, my life was great and now its falling apart again. But I have hope. I failed 4 times, not going to try it 5. Life is a gift. If you simply want to throw that gift away it's your choice. Not ours.

Everything will be great try not to be an easy influence,The fact that you are so easily influenced show you don't really want to die
You just want social approval,and you may not have an adequate Social output have you consider community collage I Think once you get Laid

>>714608720
That's all white people can do. So it is a real possibility. Doesn't stop me from being amused by seeing white people getting fucked up.

im getting kinda bored of this, like in all seriousness go out get a fucking hooker already get a shit load of dmt ask hooker to share with you and seriously prepare to loose all sense of who you think you are...

btw dont get an ugly hooker

>Mentor
>Small town

Your fucking highschool has like 1500 kids in each grade you crybaby bitch.

Haysville is a small town.

>>714609162
Those in glass houses should not throw stones

Oh wait that's government subsidized housing isn't it?

>>714608606
The best I can be is not good enough. It's never enough

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Wait I have it, you should beat yourself to death with a table spoon.

>>714609678
Shit will improve. Start going to the gym.

Don't loose hope, your mother might be a total bitch. If that is true then aim to be a better person than her. Show her that you arw strong and willing to fight to the bitter end!

>>714609678
lmao why the fuck does anyone let themselves be enough of a sponge to let themselves believe other peoples bullshit. good lord dude, go to wallmart and just stare at people . i bet in 4 minutes you see a person failing at life so much worse you look like a gold medal olympian

My father used to tell me that I was a good for nothing shit, and that my dreams would never become a reality. I can discover the cure for cancer and my father would only say that I should had done it quicker.

>>714609678
Meh, who ever cares if you're good enough? Stop living your life with the intent of being "good enough" for others and start living it with the intent of being good enough for yourself. Hire a hooker, buy a dog, do drugs, deal drugs, get some money, travel to russia and fight drunk, angry russians and all those fun things.

Once you stop trying to please others, life gets way better.

>>714609678
That's just it. Your trying to be something your not, your you and I'm me. Don't look to your parents for anything. You look to yourself for what you want. Take something you don't enjoy and ask yourself why you don't enjoy it. Then ask why you enjoy the things you do

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>>714601957
Ask acnekun for help
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46_d5XJ7L5c

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA4W1Ayd1jE

-) Kek

>>714610203
This.
You gotta help yourself before you help others

>>714610197
my dad used to call me broken, not for anything wrong with me , but the condom was broken , so any accomplishment was met with well i wish the condom was stronger.

>>714610400
Same. I can do 100 good things and 1 bad thing, And my mom would be the first to point the bad out. I was then hit with the realization of my parents are just people like everyone else. That's when your adult life starts

>>714610203
everything's less dangerous than committing suicide, do what anon says OP, try new shit

>>714606321
kek

Look, I really hope you find what makes you happy. I write poetry and that saved my life. I simply couldn't kill my self. I failed 4 times... so I transferred all that anger, Pain, suffering and disgust for my own life to words. And that talent I developed is the reason that I had a girlfriend. Don't loose hope

Lmao my girlfriend's from mentor

>>714610140
>>714609746
>>714610203
>>714610221
>>714610387
No, I'm done. My mind is destroyed and I can't stand it anymore. I am too scared to keep living.

>>714610794
no im saying something else , before he died, the only thing i was called was broken,. jokes on him , at the funeral i got hit on by every woman who he couldnt fuck.

and seriously people die really weird ways. and i was at the funeral laughing my ass off when they faked a story for the eulogy and i stood up and just was like he was a disgusting human that created me, lets party. everyone was dead silent , but had huge smirk. cause he was really shitty.

>>714611104
fucking pussy

>>714611104
LOL'D MAN UP U FUCKING CUCK PUSSY

>>714611220
How do you know he couldn't fuck them?

>>714606321
this

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>>714611104
If you die I will bang your Mom son

If you are really going to do it, then do it. Hell is for cowards that simply couldn't make it through life. Heaven is for champions... you decide your own fate

>>714611627
How do you know?

>>714611021
Same for me... Writing music has kept the bad vibes only on the paper, away from my thoughts.
I think creating stuff is maybe the best talent our monkey species have. It doesnt have to make any sense to anyone but you.

>>714611458
he didnt leave the house much and in montana you kinda get to know everyone so everyone knew whos wives he fucked,.... and didnt. and not like there wasnt constantly the i wanna be your step mom bitches and id look at them like. did you get all your shots and vaccinations

>>714601957
No shit, mentor? Fucking roll-kraft

>>714601957
Mix it with chlorine and you have those titles shine like fucking miracles.

Here's another vote for "just don't do it", OP.
If you don't care about your life enough to end it, then why not detach and spectate and still not care? You can consider yourself "dead" from this day on, and now you're just watching.
Also, rolling for trips, wish me luck...

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this now a rekt bread?

Today I approached a homeless man with a place to stay, clothes and money and you know what he told me. "Nah I'm fine"
It's all about your mindset

>>714611104
What are you scared of? You clearly are not afraid of death or you wouldn't be considering suicide, and you clearly aren't afraid of suffering, or you wouldn't be considering bleach as a suicide method, so what do you have left to be scared of?

As for your mind being destroyed, there are few times a mind is so broken it can't be fixed. Go to psychiatrist and get prescription meds, OP. They saved my mind. I suffered from extreme paranoia and had completely stopped eating for fear on my food being somehow poisoned, but with some treatment I managed to go back to my normal self. If I managed to do it, I'm sure you can too.

>>714601957
Death is boring. If you need a break talk to a doctor and get medication. Talk to a counsler. Are you stressed even in sleep? Ask for sleeping pills. Im depressed too but killing yourself is pointless cause you might as well die and connect with the overworld rather than suicide and join the underworld. Thats just what i think at least.

You just need a break.

>>714612096
Did you also realize paranoia is not a real mental condition but people that blame it on a mental condition?

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Did someone say rekt bred

>>714612216
I forgot to mention writing your thoughts on paper really helps. I did that today and i saw my thoughts changing the more i wrote. Wote about 10 pages before the mindset lifted. It helps