if singles everyone who sees this gets laid within a week

ah fuck it I knew I wasn't gonna get laid anyway

>>714587666
were off to a bad start satan

>>714587666
Legend

>>714587600
singles for pussy

>>714587600
>>714587666
This thread comes from kek himself! Dubs get!

Let's get laid boys!

>>714587766
god fucking damn it

>>714587788
>>714587766
There's 2 more for us

k

>>714587600
if this post is singles, the guy below me will get the hottest pussy ever tomorrow night

>>714587600
for fuck sake op

singles for lifelong virginity for all

>>714587600
You fucking nigger...
I was going to go bang an escort in the morning after work but now I'll probably go to jail.
That's on you asshole...

>>714588004
another chance maybe?

come on singles!

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>>714587600
>>714587666
>>714587766
>>714587788

>>714588063
heres some redemption for you

SINGLES POWER ACTIVATE

>>714588111
holy tits

>>714588111
Yup...nobody getting vajayjay this week

>>714587600
>>714587666
>>714587766
>>714587788
>>714588111

Just fuckin stop, guys

>>714588168
I can't risk that lel

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>>714587788

>>714588377
this is now a get thread

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>>714588377
Praise the kek

ive never had dubs in my life
what a time to start now

>>714588563
never had trips either

>>714588606
stay tuned for quints

haxx

oh shit

Hey yo, gonna rock the show. gonna get down to the beat of techno

if quints, OPs fuckup is defeated and ALL of your mothers will die in their sleep tonight. but hey... a dead mom is an easy way to get laid

>>714588875
>>714588875
try again

forever a virgin

if dubs i hero

If dubs then everyone will die tomorrow

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Trips and we're getting laid.

>>714589255
Holy shit, we are fucked lads
If dubs then I'll cut off my dick right now and post pics

>>714589255
sweet release

finally

>>714589344
do it

>>714589344
FUCK FUCK FUCK
IF 5 THEN I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT

>>714589344
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

>>714589414
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>714587666
Nice dubs

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>>714589255
Oh thank Jesus!
It's all over now.

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>>714587666
>>714587600

>>714589414
No rest
No mercy
No matter what

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>>714589344
Do it faggot.

>>714589344
oh dude...

>>714589334
Offbyone.png

someone archive this to r/4chan


include me in screen cap.
praise allah

>>714587773

>Blindfond

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>>714589344
WTF is this thread!
ok if dubs every post is revoked and we go back to our sexless, shit lives

>>714587773
Is degenerate

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>>714587600
>>714587666
>>714587766
>>714587788
>>714588111
>>714588377
>>714589255
>>714589344
>>714589466

if singles, then allah reverses everything

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>>714589868
Nope.

Strong get thread

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>>714589344
If I get dubs, I will shoot up my school

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>>714589344
>Tempting the chaos god.

>>714590022
....

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>>714590022

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>>714589344
Do it faggyfag

>>714589344
pls

>>714587600
THIS FUCKING THREAD

Fuck me Hiro-san!

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>>714587600
the amount of get in this thread is heretic

Dubs activate !!!

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>>714589922
checked

Plis

Give me singles.

Dubs and Ill kill myself

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you cant have singles

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if dubs i get gf tomorrow and everyone else who posted in this thread dies

666?

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>>714590577
The kek is strong in this thread

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>>714589344
IF DUBS I'M DOING IT LADS

>>714590629
Re roll pls kill me

Singles and I get a gf within a week

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>>714589255
Mark me mommy

>>714589344
Do it faggo

>>714590813
Well, guess I don't have to anymore. Fuck you faggots

If i wanted to have sex, i could easily, she just isn't good looking at all.

>>714590877
Roll dubs cuntfuck

>>714587600
If my post is singles I'll mop my floor. If dubs I say fuck it for another day.

>>714590937
Cuff him. Make me cry bibi

I'll have the special order of singles please.

>>714591056
Suck it whore

>>714587600
ok

screw it

>>714591056
Shit. Now I have to mop.

Bet

>>714591090
Single cunt

>>714591056
Get to mopping nigger

nigger

I love you. Sick of pregnant girlfriend.

>>714591264
>>714591265
we did it!

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Checkem chicken

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Buds

I got quints once.... What a pathetic day of my life that was

>>714591337
Shut it

>>714587666
satan pls :/

If 7 all these faggots better deliver.

>>714591395
Its santa

>>714591265
You know what to do

>>714591443
Roll cancer

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Put me in the screencap niggero rato

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If dubs, Pones are unbanned on every board.

>>714591791
thank god

>>714591791
god is the one behind all this thread

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>>714587600

Come what ever may.

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>>714591791
not even dubs can unseal those demons from the shadows of /mlp/

This thread can't be real

J-Just passing by with my singles, I-I dont want any t-trouble Lord Kek...

may i also have some dubs?

I literally never get dubs after fapping

>>714589821
>praise kek*
fixed it for you

ok

if 0 OP kills himself on livestream

please

>>714590895
pussy

>>714592466
kek

dubs and one good thing happens to everyone tomorrow

>>714592522
double kek

>>714590895
You're a fucking cuck

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>>714590813
this get says do it faggot

Include me in screencap

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Please don't die

Halee

>>714592841
Please don't die

I'll save u all

>>714592841
Please Don't Die

Maybe I could get something, maybe?

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dubs and I kill myself

>>714592841
Please don't die

i dont get it

>>714592841
Please don't die

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>>714593223
fuck'd

>>714593258
rolling for this

Singles if everyone with a cousin suddenly has tendinitis in their left ankles.

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the god of get is gone now. we shall wait for his return in this thread or the next one.

all hail

>>714592733
>>714592522
>>714592466
>>714590877
>>714590577
>>714590022
>>714589922
>>714589466
>>714589344
>>714589255
>>714588377
>>714588111
>>714587788
>>714587766
>>714587666
>>714587600

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singles get

>>714587600
Give me luck

КЕК

I'm getting quad

Dubs and the sirens are for you

>>714587600
DELETE

if dubs i sit on a cactus

Please someone archive this.

If dubs, I'll buy any Edmonton fags drinks tonight on Whyte.

>>714594189
NICE!!

>>714594566
Enjoy that thorncouch.

By the power of dubs, I declare you all permavirgins

This is stupid. Why am I doing this. God someone help me I'm so alone.

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if trips, I will paint a swastika on the cop car next to my house and post pics

>>714594758
Check em

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>>714594776
WEW LAD THAT WAS CLOSE

>>714594776
god damnit

I'm hungry. Singles and I go eat.

>714594678
>714594776
offbyone.jpg

>>714594928
ah my autism made me greentext

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>>714594776

if get i get laid within the month

>its been 6 months

roll for pussey

if singles then dubs are reversed

Incoming

U w0t

fuck is happening in here

>>714595069
well you got 69

>>714595077
Kek

>>714595077
WHAT THE FUCK

>>714595077
holy fucking shit. now if singles then all dubs are reversed.

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Just want nice things

>>714595078
>>714595077
and again

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE!?!?!?? THIS THREAD IS BLESSED

>>714594776
so close...

Lel virgins.

I don't see how you can debate the veracity of Kek and meme magic. He is manifest in this thread as evidence by my get! WITNESS ME!!

>>714595300
kek

let's try again

if singles everyone who sees this gets laid within a week

Have an a-1 day virgins. Ayyy lmao. Stay thirsty my friends

>>714595300
WITNESSED

>>714595405
almost got 404
well a lot of people got 404 in this thread

IF SINGLES WE ALL LIVE HAPPY AND LONG LIVES

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Dubs and my exgf's new bf gets convicted on that domestic violence charge