>trips decides how i kill myself

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>>714585585
old age

>>714585738
nice try fag

licking postage stamps until you die of dehydration

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posting feels in the mean time

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Durp

Making friends and getting your life together. Meeting a cute girl and dating. Eventually popping the question and getting hitched. Ten years and presumably a couple kids later, it's your anniversary. Look your beautiful wife deep in her eyes, full of love, and tell her to follow you.
Then proceed to stand up and blow your brains out.

>>714586102
op here. i'll reroll this for you. its a great idea

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ex gf cheated on me after 4 years. with my friend

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online dating will only find me retards

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drink bleach

>>714585585
Stuff as many alcohol soaked tampons in your ass as possible.

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Go to NFL game and jump off the top of the stadium

>>714586566
close one

>>714586555
Online retards, it is. You came to /b/ so you're off to a good start

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suicide by cop while yelling allhu akbar

>>714586555
waste of trips

>>714586788
nice dubs. and thats mine i cant fuckin pick it

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drug overdose

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1000 alex jones

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jump into gorilla enclosure at zoo with your dick out

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gunshot

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autism overdose

A ton of sharpies in pooper, at least 30. Draw dicks all over your body, dress in womens clothes. Go to an alley or in front of somones house, get a knife and then slit your achilles heels, then your wrists, then your tongue, then your throat.

>>714587956
rollin

>>714587956
roll

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satan worship

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bleed out after you cut your dick off

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autism overdose x2

>>714587579
rolln

by ricin ingestion or inhalation

Eat glass and drink bleach

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>>714585585
Lock yourself in a suitcase and eat the key.

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death by doughnuts

>>714587956
rollin for dis

Go inside a poorly ventilated room. Get lime away and bleach and mix them together in a bucket.

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old age

>>714585585
Crossdress and hit on black guys

>>714588555
Win Rar

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trip to mexico

Live stream Falling on a pike

>>714588555
stream it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PU494jOXME
listen to the lyrical stylings of rucka rucka ali then kill yourself

>>714588555
SHEEIIIT NIGGUH

>>714588555 boring, rolling for change to >>714586102

>>714588555
well shit. unless someone gets quads im dying a degenerate retard

>>714588555
cheked and winrar

>>714588788
> posts on /b/

you're already a degenerate retard

Not to hijack, but are there any easy painless ways to go out?
Google mostly results in a bunch of anti suicide propaganda or shit like drowning.

>>714588555
where do i buy fucking lime away

>>714588909
why go out painlessly, when you can die doing something really crazy

>>714588998
Wal-Mart you fucking dumbass.

>>714588909
fire obviously

>>714588998
Pretty sure it's Comet, usually in a green can in the Cleaning sections.

>>714589113
thank you

this is one depressing thread...

>>714589056
I know it's not like the pain would last more than a few seconds, I just don't want it to hurt.

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Fucking serious? Fuckin dumb niggers don't know shit about cleaning products.

>>714589076
not everyone lives in a shitty American city

>>714589354
>implying b has ever cleaned anything

>>714589487
> implying /b/ is a singular entity.

>>714589341
puss puss

>>714589566
>implying there's more than 2 people on b

>>714589386
Wal-Mart is literally in different countries. Different names same company.

Screaming trump will get you niggers at a blm protest

>>714589566
hivemind

>>714589574
Pretty much, it'll probably end with me shooting myself. Being able to just fall asleep or something is a much more attractive sounding method, but there doesn't seem to be any real way to do it without access to more restricted drugs.

>>714589787
i'll get on fuckin briepart or some shit

Power drill in the peehole, worthless faggot.

>>714589982
implying burning in hell wont hurt

>>714590056
i do that for fun retard

>>714585738
rolling for fag ending

>>714590099
fairy tales

>>714590308
>implying faeries arent real

>>714588555
I did something similar. Mixed bleach with something else though. Almost blacked out from the gas it created.