I HATE JESUS CHRIST!!!!

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>>714570777
That's as useful as hating the Easter Bunny.

Now, hating Christians is a different story entirely.

>>714570979
That hair.

>>714570979
I HATE JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FAGGOT CUCK FOLLOWERS!

So sad to hate a fictional character

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>>714570777
He doesn't exist, so relax.

>>714570777
How can you hate someone who doesn't exist?

>>714571459
www.jesusneverexisted.com

JESUS ISN'T EVEN REAL, BRAH!

JUST LIKE SPIDERMAN!

>>714571625
EXACTLY! There's zero references of Jesus's existence.

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>>714570777
but jesus loves you. unless you're jewish.

>>714571674
I FUCKING HATE SPIDERMAN AND HE AIN'T REAL EITHER!

>>714571459
>>714571692
Most scholars agree that there was a historical rabbi named Jesus (Yeshu) who was baptized by John and crucified by Rome. Just because the magic tricks are made up doesn't mean Jesus never existed.

>>714572182
please give evidence to support your statements. I am open to them but I need evidence to study first.

>>714572245
The best evidence is a critical reading of the gospels themselves. For instance, if Jesus was made up, why is he from Nazareth? It was well-known that the Davidic messiah would come from Bethlehem, the city of David. So well-known that the gospel writers invented a census just to send the holy family to Bethlehem for the birth scene. Why go through this convoluted story, instead of just claiming he was a denizen of Bethlehem? Because it was already known that Jesus came from Nazareth, not Bethlehem.

Or his baptism by John, which waters down John's importance with each successive gospel. This is because it was well known that Jesus was a disciple of John, so early Christians couldn't erase his role, just diminish it.

It wasn't uncommon for Rome to execute sectarian Jewish leaders who upset the local power structure, there's no reason to think he's entirely made-up. Especially since the guy who wrote half the NT (Paul) met his brother (James) and apostles (including Peter, who he disagreed with at times).

Are you looking for documents describing Jesus's massive crowds and miracles by contemporary historians? Not gonna happen. The miracles were made up, the crowds were greatly exaggerated, and Roman historians don't give two fucks about someone who was just another Jewish peasant.

>>714570777
I hate Jesus Hernandez.

>>714572927
Wrong.

>>714570777
Holy shit kek wills it. Praise Kek

>>714572927
Cite your sources.

>>714573149
SEND THAT FUCKING SPICK BACK TO MEXICO!!!!

>>714570777
Who do you hate?

>>714573223
no u

>>714570777
I LOVE YOU, JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU, YES I DO
And on the lazy days
The dogs dissolve and drain away
The world it goes and always waits
The day we are awaiting

>>714573311
Doesn't work like that.

>>714573296
BECAUSE SPIDERMAN AND JESUS CHRIST OF NAZERATH HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!!!

>>714573481
RAMBO LOVES ME THIS I KNOW
FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO
HE IS WRONG AND I AM WEAK
RAMBO, SAVIOR OF THE MEEK

>>714573285
I'd recommend you dig into the literature, particularly The Historical Jesus: Life of a Mediterranean Jewish Peasant.

Otherwise just start with Wikipedia and figure it out from there:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

Crossan, Ehrman, et al agree on the existence of a historical Jesus.

How many reputable scholars believe he's entirely fictional?

>>714573546
who gives a flying fuck about Jesus? Jesus is shit compared to Buddha or Krishna.

I'd rather spend my time studying about them

>>714573546
Wikipedia isn't a source. I'm not disagreeing with you. I actually want ammo to help back up your point when I use it with Jesus freaks.

I'm talking about books, research papers, etc.

>>714570777
You don't even know him. What's worse, he doesn't know you. To the Abyss with you!

lol I guess if you hate him then that means you believe in him eh

>>714570777
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>>714570777
Dad is aware of this thread and he is not amused.

>>714571754
Jesus was a jew

>>714573724
Krishna is a god, Buddha's historicity is much more uncertain than Jesus. And you're just spouting big names in Eastern religion because you're a weeaboo, there is a ton of overlap between Buddhism and Christianity, especially more philosophical forms of Buddhism and contemplative Christianity.

I'd encourage you to read Zen and the Birds of Appetite by Thomas Merton (Christian Monk who studied Buddhism), and also compare the Tao Te Ching with the sayings of Jesus.

>>714573882
FUCK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>714573745
I cited actual scholars (and a specific work by one of those authors), and the wikipedia link I gave you cited even more scholars. Don't be lazy.

>>714574021
Only on tuesdays.

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>>714573546
Pic related to another author who has come to more or less the same conclusion.

Interesting fact, Justin Martyr, one of the first Christian apologists, makes no reference to a divine birth. Actually, if he talks about the birth story at all it is to deny Jesus was a bastard.

>>714570777
You´re a faggot and a disgrace to Hitler get the fuck out you bloody cunt what are you thinking m8 are you some kind of jew ?

>>714574026
there is no historicity to Jesus

>>714571625
He was probably a Jew

>>714574361
the vast majority of scholars disagree with that statement.

but a sizable portion of edgy teenagers agree with you, so take heart.

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>>714570777
Why hate a fictional character? I hate what people do in his name

>>714570777
Jews say JesusChrist didn´t exist so probably some Jewy dewy is in here so fuck off.
back stabbing, greedy cucks.

>>714570777
Hating fictional characters is commonplace around here. Try harder.

>>714574593
>Jews say JesusChrist didn´t exist
no they don't, they just don't believe he was the messiah, and they certainly don't believe he was god incarnate.

>>714574471
lol
>not a single contemporary source
>not a single one

and
>resorting to ad hominem
pathetic

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>>714570777
Do You Guys Hate Jews more Or Christians ?
even atheists dislike the jews so lets see some answers to prove OP is a kike

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>>714572927
>The best evidence is a critical reading of the gospels themselves
Stopped reading there.

>>714574729
>this

SHOW EVEN ONE SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT JESUS EXISTED!

There is not even a single quote about Jesus in any of the writings of any scholars or historians of the 1st century AD in Palestine area.

Okay, Jesus never existed.

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>>714574729
why would roman historians care about some random jew who had zero affect on their lives? there is no reason to believe we should find contemporary historical records of Jesus. Scholars look at how the gospels and epistles were composed, how they were altered over time and by whom, and what the beliefs and figures in the early church were.

The earliest works were written like 20-30 years after he died, many of his followers were still alive, including his brother. paul met them, and occasionally debated with them.

Tell me, how much do you know about textual criticism? Ever heard of the criterion of embarassment?

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>>714575159

If you need to believe in magic to keepaway depression, you're a weak bitch

>>714574806
>>714575094
>bible

>>714574806
too bad, if you'd kept reading you might have learned something

why don't you believe in textual criticism? are you a biblical literalist or something?

>>714575094
absence of evidence != evidence of absence

work on your logic skillz

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>>714574806
>Stopped reading there
Actually, if you parse the three synoptic Gospels against each other (John is nothing but whack) and throw out the obvious bullshit you can find a coherent thread from baptism to crucifixion. There is no proof that anything miraculous happened and pretty much everything else is bullshit, but an argument for a historical Jesus can be made.

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>>714574503
hey man the muzzies been pushing hard for a long time now buddy better learn some history before you hate us.

>>714570777
So why do Jews Hate Palestine so much ?
also can we have a nice Hitler pictures lost all my Hitler memes

Me too. I can't tell you how many times that motherfucker cockblocked me. And he's a shittier wingman. Guy pulls all night long and he won't fuck them.

>>714575418
this, though I'd say you should keep John in the mix, even if it is the latest of the gospels and the most embellished. those embellishments are telling, and seeing how and why a verse is altered from the time Mark was written to the time John was written tells us something about the forces influencing early Christianity. Also I think it's important to include the hypothetical Q document, and possibly the gospel of Thomas as well.

>>714575501
because Palestinians are a bunch of subhuman 3rd world retards. Nevermind Jews or Muslims, the fact is that Palestinian people are goddamn animals who live like animals.

The Jews are CORRECT to exterminate the Palestinians.

>>714575276
why ask us to look for important facts in ridiculous fairytale?

>>714571459
women are fictional characters.

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>>714575442
You people sicken me. All of you.

>>714570777
>777
Nice try god.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

With a cult you have one guy bullshitting a bunch of people with stuff he knows is made up.

With a religion that one guy is now dead.

>>714575923
because I'm not asking you to believe the magical parts, I'm asking you to use scholarly methods to study the composition of the texts.

>>714570777

Due to his own original special nature, the Jew cannot possess a religious institution, if for no other reason because he lacks idealism in any form, and hence belief in a hereafter is absolutely foreign to him.
And a religion in the Aryan sense cannot be imagined which lacks the conviction of survival after death in some form.
Indeed, the Talmud is not a book to prepare a man for the hereafter, but only for a practical and profitable life in this world.
-Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)

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>>714570777

Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: 'by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.'
-Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)

>>714576009
Wikipedia as sources.

Topkek

>>714570777
>>714576294

http://bit.
ly/2gW8NmQ

>>714575825
Fuck the Jews nobody likes them in the world honestly, I said memes of Hitler can you even get that right are you a jew ? damn it.
Uncle Trump will charge the shit out of you for protection

>>714576009
well at least Europe is destroyed now.

>>714576009
nice bullshit replies. sounds good though I guess you should stick with it but if its true why even use the first picture for reference?

>>714576506
>>714576520

Wikipedia is 99% works of autistic falsehood too. Why anyone would use it as a source is beyond me.

>>714576170
That's. not okay.. and so is abortion.

>>714576009
Hitler's Conversation with Josef Hell, 1922
When Hell asked Hitler what he intended doing if he ever had full freedom of action against the Jews, his response was:

"If I am ever really in power, the destruction of the Jews will be my first and most important job. As soon as I have power, I shall have gallows after gallows erected, for example, in Munich on the Marienplatz-as many of them as traffic allows. Then the Jews will be hanged one after another, and they will stay hanging until they stink. They will stay hanging as long as hygienically possible. As soon as they are untied, then the next group will follow and that will continue until the last Jew in Munich is exterminated. Exactly the same procedure will be followed in other cities until Germany is cleansed of the last Jew!

How do you get a lastnamed Hell Lulz

>>714575267
True

>>714575324
Russell's teapot. Read that and silence yourself.

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>>714576861
>How do you get a lastnamed Hell Lulz
Hell means bright in German.

>>714575094
The bible is literally a collection of the writings of people who knew him, and historians.

>>714577255
Wow it is true thanks really didn´t knew that.
I think it is one of the things learned on /b/ that has actually answered an honest question.

>>714577142
irrelevant to the topic at hand

>>714577259
Yeah but he is either a kike, a metallica fan, or a redneck.

>>714577670
silence yourself you worthless shitbag

>>714577142
the sheep goes baa.

>>714577787
what does the fox sound make ?

>>714578009
yiff?..

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>>714578009
cate goes meow

>>714577717
Or, a combination of the three.

>>714578009
I can't identify it yet just leave the christians alone. few on numbers already like the poor jews. you did kinda take our guy remember. just get that commie trudeau lit.

>>714570979
I think both are worn out and useless. Christians are already becoming extinct, and the actual number of them will only decline from here. People need to move on, their hatred and obsession is only making Christianity more remembered and famous then it would otherwise be.

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>>714579087
Na, we can hold the jesus thing over the jews heads. Let's keep it around for convenience.

>>714579537
it's more ironic that way. cuz you know. 9/11 blood money sacrifice

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>>>>714579087
Actually christianity is on the rise, about 65% of americans are fairpy sure, if not completely sure that god exists. Not to mention the new generation (gen Z) is actually more religious that gen Y (Millenials) and gen X. P.S. Im an agnostic atheist, so I'm not defending christianity or any religon really.

>>714578947
Im Catholic, but met really nice Christians they come to visit you if you´re sick or help you out also invite you to other places to preach, but the chan and interwebs also experiences with other people makes me sorta paranoid to just go with some people iv´e never met they have this special smile on their face like happyness.
I am still sorta jealous of that smile.