What do I say /b/

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Do you have autism?

>>714561840
lets see them titties then
>what is it, dubs get, 69 get?

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2 GET

FUCK FUCK SHE KEEPS TALKING

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FUCKING. HOW DO I RESPOND

>>714562357
what is this bitch even going on about?

>>714562431
want me to shove a cock in your mouth? Is that how i shut you up?
>5 get

>>714562505
>>714562589
re rolling for either of these

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>>714562505

I treated her nicely and now she is contemplating leaving her bf.

>>714562633

I offered me and then this happened

>>714562431
Don't respond you stupid nigger

>>714562760
Post pic of her so we can judge

Hey shut the fuck up for a second. I need you to send me a pic of your pussy real quick. My mom thinks I'm a faggot and threatening to kick me out.

>>714562864
this

>>714561840
>Guys help me quick!
>We have no idea what's going on
>GUYS!

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OMG SHES WAITING FOR A RESOINSE

She's clearly high Maintence and not worth it
Run OP. Run fast and hard

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WAKE ME UP.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>>714562864
Rollin

>>714562981
tell her you'll be with her but you gotta see nudes first
>come on OP be a bro

>>714562864
Send this op

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Ask her what her favorite anime is, I assure you this is the best method to have a girl stop talking to you.

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FUCK SHES ON TO ME

>>714563248
Well yeah. What are you stupid and retarded?

Op is a fag

>>714563248
Just tell her you'll give her the D.
My Dubs will speak for you..

>>714563444
Trips, checkd. Very nice

>>714563389

I NEED AN OUT

>>714563444
trips of truth

>>714562864
This OP

>>714563474
Do An hero, that will help

>>714563444
>>714563566
Trips and dubs, you must respond with these

>>714563566
kek dubs checked

Why did you even do this op your a damned moron

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respoond wooth thoose pooctoore oond oot will goot yoo the poossoo

>2016

>feminists are the majority in western civilization

>still wanting a girlfriend

id tell her to kill herself

>>714563389
Dubs sayeth you respond with this

>>714563248
Good job in making her know you're that much into her. No she doesn't even fear losing you and only the idea of knowing you'd give everything for her is enough to her. GG

Basically she is saying she can't just dump the guy and be with you. There will be pain. Tell her you understand it would be very difficult for her. You don't want to cause her pain. You'll back off her and try to just be friends.

Then be friendly but don't be pushy for a relationship.

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>>714563928

so this

>>714564083
this is the most fag thing ive ever soon
>hope you're gay

>>714563928
Cont.

Right now you are just a faggot trying to steal some other guys girlfriend whom she clearly loves. It's a dick move. Him and his friends should kick your ass really.

>>714563880
>This
She has a lover, aka her BF who she can fuck all day.
And she has you, the good friend.
Best of both worlds, she'll never change that.

>>714564083
meaning, you assfuck yourself with a spoon every day ?

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>>714564083
holy shit you are so cringy

>>714564083
So, "me" is evil then? good going faggot

>>714564083
Wow well I wouldn't have said it like that. But yeah I guess that's the gist of it

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>>714563928
This. Here is the kind of tone you should use with her to accomplish this:

"Hey there, buddy chum pal friend buddy chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal. I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal homeslice breadslice dog, but I gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darned step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darned snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if you keep this up, then, well, gosh diddly darn, I just might have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy pally friend chum buddy."

>>714564083
Get her to break up with bf. Fuck her. Take pics. Post pics on the wall at the Jr. High School you go to. Ruin her life.

>>714564083
dude, what in the fuck are you talking about ? that sounds so stupid

>>714564083
Haha, pretty tricky OP, clever way of disguising a cringe thread.

>>714564349

>Super good friends

Feels like a YLYL thread 'cause i lost so hard

>>714564349
See. That's it. Let her figure out what she wants and just be friends.

Ditch her anon, that hang up bull shit is for high school autists.

>>714564349
you got fucking friendzoned faggot

>>714564349
if you become like best friends with this chick you'll never date her OP. i would try to be more distant.

Coming to /b/ for advice...you are clearly a smart guy

>>714564349

>super good friends

translation: I like taking his cock balls deep in my ass, and letting him plaster my cervix with cum, but I like stringing you along in case I need something from you

>>714564644
He was already. He was just sperging out like an aspie thinking he could actually score a girl

>>714564776
100% fact.

Kill yourself OP Jesus, your a huge faggot.
Everyone in this thread agrees

>>714564349
i can already see OP orbiting that bitch in my telescope

>>714564981
Do you see my sides?

>>714565077
Kekked and checked
OP sucks. He is the stereotypical Btard

OP just say you don't wont to get in between her and her BF and disappear like a ghost, she will come to you

OP still here? It's not your year buddy. Still not getting laid

OH SHIT

GET BACK IN THE ZONE

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OKAY FINE ILL GET BACK IN THE FRIENDZONE

>Tell her you don't want her
>That you only need her friendship
>Do some other shits, stop talking for today
>Tomorrow talk briefly about another girl you're seeing
>Stop being a fag for a week or so
>She'll ask news about the other bitch
>It's going well
>Talk 'bout the sex, say it's good
>Make the fcking bitch jealous
>Continue not-being a fag for a week or so
>She'll ask news
>Say it's over
>But you're unfaggeriness isn't over
>Now you're unfriendzoned, you're given another chance

...

But you'll still be a faggot by that time, you'll end up in that friendzone again

>Restart

>>714565513
Now do like this guy said
>>714565421
Disappear. Make her come to you. Quit being a fag for like 5 seconds

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JESUS CHRIST WOMAN

>>714564776
Pretty much. The best advice i can gice you from experience: move on, think what uou could have done diffrent to not be just a friend, try again on other girls

>>714565856
What did you do?

>>714565513
Your such a cuck.
Kill yourself
Or at least move far far away and start over as less of a fag

>>714565961

scroll up

She wants me, but is all "I cant just stop dating this guy"

>>714565513
>I just want to make sure you are aware that I am the Beta, and wouldn't want to be in a situation where you see that he clearly is the alpha

>>714565856
Stop talking to her

Just say
sorry I thought there was something there and I should take a shot. I was wrong. Hey I gotta go. Talk later?
Then don't talk later

>>714565808
OP stop fucking being her girlfriend and do this..................

>>714566072
Naive. If she wanted you she'd go for it.
Bitches don't care about the other guy when they want someone else.
If she stays with him, you're the other guy. Sorry kill urself now and stream it

>>714566431
This

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I FOUND THE EXIT GUYS

>>714563244
that or pony/furry shit

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OH GOD SHES IN FRONT OF THE EXIT

>>714566657
Rolling for
>So what's he like in bed? Is be big? What kind of stuff do you guys do?

>>714566751
Say no. she didn't do anything wrong. tell her she did everything right

This will flip her fucking brain

>>714566751
this is so fake, why give him the attention, faggots ?

>>714566751
Just say no, send a one liner.
Like ''Nah just took my shot, too bad haha''
She has to realize you won't give her any more attention, then she'll crave it.

jesus you're a faggot op

>>714566751
Yes you did. You figure it out. Slut.

>>714566751

I think you might legitimately be a retard

>>714566956
rolling

OP, holy shit, you cringey loser asshole, just kill yourself. You want a girlfriend so you target someone else's girlfriend, then get all butthurt when they don't cheat on him or dump him because some beta cucktard was nice to them? You would not benefit this chick. And if she would cheat/dump to be with you, that's a sign she's a shitlord like you anyway, so you wouldn't want her. Apologize to this chick for being a little bitch, back off, and ask out people who are available. Or do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>714566751
after you tell her no she didn't do anything wrong you need to get out of the convo fast. Just end it.

>>714566751
no, i gotta go tho. talk to you later(then dont send her anything more, she'll come to you if she wants you)

Ask her if you can lick her taint just one time, to know what it would taste like.

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I'M TRYING SO HARDTO GET OUT

>>714566983
He won't post what we say. This is actually a cringe thread

Ask her what she is wearing and if she want to send some pictures

>>714567265
Oh my fucking days you sociopathic loser.

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FUCKING

>>714567265
Not always. Gotta go. Talk to you later

>>714567265
>XD
Don't deserve her, mate

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>>714567265
>XD
She's better off without you

Do no one else here think that it's super fucking weird to post a texting conversation like this on the internet?

>>714566983

No point in rolling. He's just spilling his cringey guts on /b/. And we are all here reading it.

Who's the greater fool, I ask you?

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OP, this entire thread is people telling you your a faggot loser cringe cuck fuck face.
How does that feel?

FUCK SHE WANTS ME TO SKYPE HER

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god damn it

>>714567265
>Totally missed XD
you keep digging your grave
its like you enjoy looking like an autistic child

>>714567484
Dick at the ready

>>714567537
camcamcamcam

>>714567537
>>714567211
do this you idiot

Just tell her it's cool. You made a mistake. You gotta go. you'll talk later

>>714567484
>>714567537

This is where OP spaghettis himself

>>714567365

She's telling you to fuck off with this shit as nicely as she knows how dude

>>714567537
Tell her no, tell her your busy, stop taking to her. Your not helping the situation. You are making it a million times worse.
STOP
YOUR
SELF

Literally check yourself before you wreck yourself any further then you already have.

I actually kinda want him to skype with her now because he is going to completely spaghetti

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I DIDN'T WANT ALL OF THIS

WHY IS THIS HAPENING.

I THOUGHT I COULD JUST DISTANCE AND MOVE ON

FUCK

>>714564401
kek

>>714567738
yes, fuck it. he wont listen to us so might as well see him fuck it completely

>>714567743
you idiot. Take anyone's advice on here. for fucks sake man.

Tell her her boyfriend is there to do those ''best friend kinda shit''
And ask her to go fuck herself.
But she has a BF so she'll probably go gag on that dick

>>714567743
I have honestly never encountered this sheer level of autism in all my life, OP. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>714567743
simply send voice messages, instead of calling her

>>714567743
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT GO ON HERE AND ASK FOR ADVICE AND NOT TAKE ANY ADVICE GIVEN WHATSOEVER?

You're a fucking idiot and you friendzoned yourself so fucking hard it's painful to watch

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>>714567854

I CANT JUST ABRUPTLY SAY NO

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Somebody fucking archive/screen this autism

>>714568081
Just say you "gotta go" you idiot beta cuck scrublord

>>714568081
YES YOU CAN AND YES YOU SHOULD NIGGER

>>714567743
ok dude if you are going to talk to her.

Tell her you were interested. you know she had a bf but figured you would give it a shot. It didn't work. You can be cool. you weren't like over your head invested so you will focus that attention somewhere else.

and that's it. nothing else. then talk about something completely else than trying to get in her pants

>>714562431
"K."

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>>714567743
Hey faglord it's time to listen to the anons, put on your imaginary alpha shoes for a second and tell her you're busy and you'll talk to her later. She won't like it, she'll feel rejected.

All the better when you don't contact her for a few days and she starts messaging you. BAM, she's back in your sling. Be social, but distant. Play the card where you're good without her, but maintain interest from her by setting a breadcrumb trail

>>714568081
POST DISCORD LINK FAGGOT

>>714568081
I don't get how you keep spaghettieing all over that fucking place, and every other post says you're an autist, and still you figure going all in on spaghetti is still a good choice. Can you not fucking read?

>>714568081
Yes you can you enormous faggot.
"hey, sorry I've got to go. I really need to (do homework, go grocery shopping, go see a friend, help my folks or roommate with something, masturbate, any excuse will work.) Hit me up some time."

Done.

>>714568342
rolling for this

>>714568342
2nd

>>714568081
>my discord
oh shit nigger post that fucking link NOW

>>714568081
livestream discord

OP. You should find her boyfriend and suck his dick to make her jealous.

>>714563666
the devil speaks

This kid is such a fucking faggot.
Literally the most OC cringe I have ever seen.
I really hope he an hero's soon.

>>714568516
kek this

>>714565772
winrar
finally a 2

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WE OUT BOYS

FUCK THAT WAS STICKY

>>714563248
Tell her that you want her to help you "take care" of the niggers in your basement

>>714567365
Let it go man. This is embarrassing. Just tell her fine and then look for some other girl.

>>714568659
SAY NO

>>714568659
JESUS

FUCKING

CHRIST

FINALLY

>>714568659
What does her response even mean?
She seems like way too much work. Super high maintenance.
Also Jesus OP please tell me your trolling us and you are not this autistic.

>>714568659
Now that we're in the clear how about a pic of this broad

OP is a fag. Don't go for a girl if she has a boyfriend. It just makes you look like an utter cunt.

>>714568659
See how hard was that now OP?

>>714568978
roling

>>714568978
This
Please show us. It's the least you can do for ignoring all advice delivered.

>>714564083
Hahahahahahahahahhaaha

>>714568891
>>714568825

OH GOD THAT WAS ROUGH

>>714568943

she seemed like she was a fine 6/10 but apparently alot of guys treat her like shit and I was the only nice guy

So she wanted to keep me near cause she loved the attention.

I started backing away cause she has a BF and she was all "no don't leave me I need you"

Ill post pic of her in a second

>>714569122
>I started backing away cause she has a BF and she was all "no don't leave me I need you"
At this point you need to go ghost on her. You will never get to date or fuck her, I've been down this road before.
If she looses her boy maybe hit her up. But mostly just look elsewhere

>>714565856
Sigh

>>714569021
There are many whores cuck boy.

So now that this is all over, what have you learned Op?