Secret / Vent / Advice thread

I don't know what happened, or what ever.

But the girl who I've been into for months agreed to go out with me over break. She said "We can always give it a shot!"

This is after she claimed that she was busy twice before when I tried.

Maybe she was actually busy? Maybe she was too nervous? Who knows. But I am getting a shot with her.

And I wanna do something nice with her for this

File: 1475442912321.jpg (325KB, 850x1277px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 850x1277px

bump

I wanna fuck a teap

my mother's car tried to finger me in front of my father's friend.

>>714543387

That is girlspeak for "no"

>>714544208
Eh, seems the majority (girls and guys) have taken it as a "Yes" of sorts.

i lie on 4chan.

im also a woman.

>>714544730
SO ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT A WOMAN!!!?

>>714544333

Go for it. Let us know how that works out for you.

>>714544730

You are faggot

>that is no lie

>>714545338
I am gonna go for it.

Maybe it might just be a soft no, but that seems quite unlikely

Still wonder what caused the change if it is to be seen as a "Yes"

>>714543387
Is she Asian?

>>714543387
Is this copy pasta?

>>714543219
I cheated on my bf again last night

>>714545688
No, but I did post something similar about this situation.

>>714545621
No. Mostly white.

>>714545806
Damn dude, so that means this actually happened. Just relax and take her somewhere fancy.

>>714545788
Why did you cheat on him?

I 21 and never had an "official" girlfriend. There's this girl I've been with for the last 6 years and she's basically my girlfriend but she just won't accept it. We do all the things a couple would do and even have sex together. When I asked her if she likes me she says yes but then how come she won't admit I'm her boyfriend? Am I ugly or something?

>>714545788
Filthy whore. If you're going to slut around with random Chads just break up with the poor bastard.

>>714545973
I was honestly thinking about taking her into the city to go skating, and then after to a nice restaurant (have a few in mind)

>>714546107
Can you both ice skate? Don't take her regular skating.

>>714545561

The ball is I. Your court. It is a soft no atm but if you show up confident, with game, you can turn it to a yes.

Don't be a pussy. Don't be afraid to take the lead. If she can't decide about something (where to eat, what to do) then just take charge and make a decision. Do NOT reply with 'I don't know. What do YOU want to do?" if she won't name something. Give her an answer "how about Jack In the Box?" but do not be a pussy and not come up with something.

You've got a shot but you have to earn it.

>>714546032
Well if she's not your girlfriend start flirting with another girl

>>714546032
She's either ashamed of you, fucking other people and doesn't want to give that up, or afraid to fuck up an official relationship.

i used to have sex with my sister when i was young.

>>714546150
I mean Ice skate.

And I don't know if she can, and I definitely can;t but yea, could be fun anyway.

>>714546188
I already go an idea for this. And I will use that one, if she doesn't have an idea

>>714546107
Sounds great mate, as long as you don't take her to the movies. That is pretty generic and doesn't give you the chance to chat her up, lad.

>>714546019
Our relationship has put me in a box. I'm not even 20 yet. He doesn't kiss much and we only see each other once a week and sometimes don't even fuck. I love him and want to stay with him (4+ years already) I think it would be easier if I was seeing him daily but between our studies and my working too, we just don't. It would be even easier if my bf texted me back often, I'll get like 5 texts a day. The new guy kinda evens it out and is leaving state in a few months

am i dumb for believing a girl which broke up with her ex after getting back with him when she says "let's start at 0 "?

I masturbate into tissues looking at a computer screen.

>>714543219
ITT paedos and incest freaks....
FFS lads

>>714546472
you're a whore hope you know that also TALK WITH YOUR PARTNER christ almighty

I've recently started talking to a girl I used to date again. I'm afraid of things going wrong, because I don't want anyone else but her.
I don't know how to approach this.

>>714546429
Yea, If I do a movie thing, it won't be until probably the third or fourth at earliest. And even then I would take her to dinner after anyway.

>>714546092
It's just one random guy

File: 1447755488397.jpg (28KB, 500x491px)

28KB, 500x491px

>>714546484
>>714546484
>>714546484

>>714546372
Green text

>>714546372
Greentext obviously.

>>714546231
I have and she gets mad at me. She'll say things like "why don't you like me?" or "You're cheating on me?" etc...

I'm getting mixed signals from her...

>>714546253
All of her friends and my friends know we're together. Some of them even think we're official but we're not.

That kind of makes sense she would be scared about messing this up but we've been together for so long now that it would be extremely hard to fuck up our relationship

>>714546472
Bro, if you're not happy with the nigga tell him. If he can't try to make you happy you gotta leave. Don't stay in a relationship for too long. It's not healthy and you're going to end up hurting the other person more in the end.

>>714546373
Are you me? I'm also taking this girl out for ice skating...

>>714546472
Fucking hell break up with the poor lad or talk to him.

>>714546733
Possibly the same area?

Seems like a decent plan though?

Secret? Friend took me to a swingers club and her and I hooked up with this other couple. I grew up with this girl and she was a preachers kid. Wildest sex of my life. Cant tell my wife because the PK was a bit of a slut. She was a stripper and even blew me in a local tanning salon.

>>714546632
Well then, tell her she's your girlfriend. Sometimes people need that extra push.

>>714546632
Throw her the ultimatum if it means that much to you.
I know how hard it sucks when they want to have their cake, but not put a label on the fact that they have their cake.

Women are fucking weird dude.

>>714546515
I have talked to him! He gets just takes it all in and gets really depressed and shuts me out

>>714546825
Tell him you're going to start seeing other men.

>>714546825
wel then if you thinkg you have tried everything you can, break up with him you're hurting him even more by cheating on him my dear femanon

>>714546373

Netflix and anal

>>714546821
Dudes are weird too man. We want to fuck women and not have any sort of emotional connection or relationship.

>>714546632
She might be unofficially cheating on you, she's accusing you of it and not making it official with you. Ask her if she's afraid of fucking it up

>>714546941
nice bait

File: 13230270_1598478527110816_2488461875839639791_n.jpg (45KB, 640x639px)

45KB, 640x639px

Broke up with my obsessive ex about a year ago and it devastated her. She doesn't hang out with anyone else and I basically keep her around as a friend so she doesn't kill herself. lately I've been using her as my own personal bank and fuck toy. She'll do anything I ask if she thinks that there is a chance that it means we'll get back together. Basically my own personal on-call slut

>>714546915
Ironically, I'm going to try that pretty soon. Not OP.

>>714546632
you're >>714546472 s BF aren't you

>>714547011
she looks creepy as hell dude

>>714546730
I've convinced myself that if we lived together, it'd be easier on me. Aka I wouldn't feel the compulsion to cheat

>>714547009
Hypocrisy thy name is Anonymous.

So, i've met a girl and we're getting quite good by now, even holding hands (but no kissing or anything else) and i've recent found out that she has a bf. What should i do? Should i keep going in this relationship with her or should i tell her that we better remain friends.

I would like some advice bc i'm a kissless virgin and i think that this may be the chance.

>>714547011

ugly girls do this when they have a man who can do better than them and they know it. its sad.

Havent had sex in 4 years.

>>714546825
Maybe he gets depressed because you're fucking other men

>>714546941
I dunno, I'd rather have the girl I recently started seeing again than sex with multiple women.
I'd rather have her than a lot of thing, honestly.

I'm a romantic faggot though so I guess that might not be the norm.

I lost my virginity to my home teacher at 16

>>714546785
Canada?

And in theory it sounds like a solid plan but in reality, who knows how that'll turn out.

>>714547086
Don't delude yourself.

>>714546573

>me.
>have little sister.
>she gets attractive.
>i find her really attractive because of her body.
>i make moves on her.
>she responds. wants to to.
>we do stuff.
>give each other oral.
>we have sex.

>>714547254
NYC

And yea, it seems like a nice, kinda cute and fun thing to do on a date. Especially if theres a good meal to be had after

>>714547173
Nah man, everyone's different there's just this idea that fucking tons of women makes you worthy in society.

But I think everyone just wants someone that makes them happy tbh

>>714547086
You need reasons not to cheat? Why is he still with you, you're a shitty person

>>714547304
you too?
i used to play mom n dad with my sister and actually cummed on her

>>714546877
I've been talking about cucking during sex and it makes him cum loads, maybe he'd be more open to it in the future

File: 1463857123312.jpg (187KB, 852x1016px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 852x1016px

>>714543219
When I divorced 5 minths ago i was determined to out myself in a better place than i was. The first 2 months were great but now ive just been so lazy and useless almost every fucking day. I do the bare minimum to get by and I have trouble motivating myself to do shit. I spend what little money I dont use to pay the bills on cigarettes and food. I know I can be a better person If i just tried, but doing literally anything else is easier on my brain than doing what I should be. doing.

>>714547011
Wanna post some shit of her, looks like shes got a decent body

>>714546518
What went wrong the first time?

I'm on steroids.

>>714547148
No, he doesn't take criticism well

>>714547360
Fellow NYCfag here
Take her skating by Rockefeller center, go see the Christmas tree, walk around and check out the decorations.
Bitches love Christmas.

>>714547258
It's the love that's turning my brain to mush

guys need a bit of advice here

tl;dr
>met girl on 4chan
>we had sex
>unofficial relationship
>she went back to her ex
>throughout a year we texted on and off
>she broke up with him
>tells me that if we see each other again she wants to get to know me from the ground up and not see me as a rebound
what do

germanfag here

is it really that hard to get to live and work in the US?
which state is the "best" for us german bros to live with you usbros?

>>714547418
Mate, talk to your doctor he'll give you some anti-depressants. It doesn't take a doctor to know that you're obviously depressed

My wife and I have a shitty relationship and the only thing keeping us from divorce is the massive amount of work its gonna take to go through everything. Its pretty terrible.

>>714546520
Dinner after is great advice. Especially if you are getting to know each still. Talking about the movie gives you something to fill the dead space.

>>714547396
I've got needs

>>714547389
Yeah, you're right.
It's the whole machismo thing I guess.
Banging sloots is fun and all, but it's kind of unfulfilling compared to having one person who you share more than just your dick with.
I wish the majority of society would admit that.

Stole my best friend boob selfshots and feel horrible about it...

>>714547410

no, we didnt play anything. wed just have sex.

>>714547396
You've never been in a long term relationship. Sometimes you need reasons to not kill the motherfucker in their sleep. Doesn't mean you don't love them.

>>714547415
Whatever the fuck makes you both happy.

>>714547541
I'd leave tbh

>>714547686
Fap, you'll feel like less of a faggot

>>714547524
I was thinking to avoid the Rockefeller center rink, just due to how busy it is, and maybe go to the Central Park one.

Otherwise basically what I was figuring, along with finding a nice place to get dinner after. (Ideas maybe?)

>>714547642
Yep, it makes sense.
What are you gonna do otherwise? sit quietly watching a movie and split after? Pointless.

>>714547086
Take it from me, I got married on almost this exact premise. If you think things are going wrong now and talking about it doesnt help, then its not going to work. One of you wont be happy.

>>714547707
age?

>>714547667
Hard to remember that when you haven't had sex in a while and your hormones are telling you to procreate.

>>714544730
None the less, post your tits

>>714547643
Then just break up with the lad and fulfill your needs without fucking him over

>>714547086
you'rel iving in the past my love that's why you're searching for something new
don't delude yourself that your relationship MIGHT get better

you are the culprit though

>>714547713
I really haven't mate, 6 months is my longest relationship. They get too boring for me

Is that girl who's an anal slut for her bf's best friend here?

>>714547817

i was 21. im old now.

>>714543387
The same thing has happened to me 5 or 6 times.

To be fair she works a lot.

Am I fucked /b/ros?

File: IMG_1484.jpg (25KB, 206x206px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 206x206px

>>714543219
I gaslight my dog by hiding its toys when they're not looking
>>714543387
She's probs just desperate

>>714547631
Bro, i felt the dame way, and One day i just couldnt take the shit anymore. The first step is the hardest. I thought i was gonna be stuck in a shit relationship for the rest of my days until I actually had the balls to say "not anymore".

>>714548024
Not necessarily. I'm the OP of that one, and mine worked 2 jobs, took 7 classes and other stuff. So it is possible.

>>714547806
We've been through a lot and it got to "you and me against the world" but now I feel neglected and when I talk about it he feels like I'm talking shit about him and gets really sad and then I get sad and end up apologizing

I kissed a 15-year old girl over a month ago.

>>714547754
True, it might be easier to get on the ice in central park considering all the touristy faggots who want the experience of skating at Rockefeller.
As far as dinner ideas for that part of the city, there are a ton of places by the Plaza hotel on the southeast side of the park.
My friends and I went to a really nice restaurant by Columbus circle over the summer, but I can't remember the name of it.

>>714547986
Want to do a threesome with her and me? I'm 22

File: 14716346_1656822797943055_4420173905627366834_n.jpg (23KB, 392x402px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 392x402px

>>714547011
I've bled about 900 out of her already and basically is dtf any time I want

>>714547667
You know as much as I love fucking random girls, youre kinda right. Its not very fulfilling in the end. I will still continue to fuck around until I find someone worth it though, but im not really looking.

>>714547884
You might be right

>>714548283
i am femanon been going through the same shit with another girl

>>714547856
This is also true.
At this point I've kind of accepted not getting laid, I'm at a point in my life where I'd rather look for meaning than sex, but I definitely understand that sentiment.

>>714547686
Post them here and all will be forgiven, my son.

>>714548330
Tits or gtfo.

>>714548242

we dont have sex anymore.

>>714548123
Im getting there. Its the logistics and financial aspect thats fuckin me up though. Our retirement is all combined and pretty much all major assets have both our names on them. Its gonna be a bitch to deal with.

I found my wife's step dads secret screen name, the one he uses for sex messaging etc. I started chatting with him using my own fake name. I sent him nude pics of my wife, his step daughter. He didn't know it was her but went wild for her body. Now I have vids of wife's step dad jerking off on her pics. I almost feel guilty about the whole thing

>>714548200
Yea, my reasoning for central park is basically that.

Food wise I was considering "The Eddy" in the East Village or "ABC Kitchen" near Union Square.

I'll keep what you said in mind though

>>714548383
that was a i am, femanon
i ain't no femanon bro

>>714548344
Probably older with less hormones.

>>714547580
bumping

should i send her a card
should i do anything or just wait no idea

i like a guy but he says that he doesnt want a relationship, but that he doesnt know what he feels. i should just move on, right?

>>714548258
That's when they'll wind up coming along, according to all the old people I talk to about women.
Do your thing, anon. The right one will find their way into your life sooner or later. There's no shame in banging hoes.

>>714548422
That's bloody fucking hilarious mate

>>714548170
Same thing with my ex wife. Im not saying everyones lives are the same, but there are obvious signs that its going south. Evaluate yourself, think about it a lot and then make the decision, whatever it is. Only you know what you want out of life, and sometimes we dont even really know for sure. Its a very comolicated situation. I loved my ex wife to death, but we were not happy together, no matter how we tried to rationalize it. Good luck anon.

>>714548417
Lawfag here. I've handled dozens of divorce cases that were likely far more complex. That is a bullshit reason to stay married. Talk to a lawyer. He'll work it all out with little problem. It's what we do

>>714548507
I've used that excuse so many times, just move on.

>>714548394
What about one more reunion tour? You get her from the back I get her from the front? Eventually we end up one in the ass and one in the pussy like a couple of bros. What do you think?

>>714548476
24? I just have a lot of shit going on, getting laid is the least of my concerns.
I'm the one up towards the top who mentioned starting to see someone I used to date again. Girl is perfect in my eyes, she's the only one I want. If it doesn't work out, I'm content with being alone.

>>714548450
Solid reasoning, anon.
If you know a good place then by all means, I was just trying to think of a spot that wouldn't take too long to get to afterward. Good luck either way.

File: 20160210_200416gg.jpg (639KB, 1469x1959px) Image search: [Google]

639KB, 1469x1959px

>>714543219
Smelled that 10yr olds socks and panties.
God it was the best smell in the world.

>>714548688
You've peaked bro. It's all downhill from here. Better get a cat.

>>714548665
i told him to just be honest, but he still says that he doesnt know

>>714548671

she is married. very likely she would say no and i wouldnt do it. its not in me to share her. i probably couldnt even have an erection with another man in the room.

>>714546472

He is faggot or fucking someone else or probably both

>>714548798
>that

>>714547630
I have to get in on this. Got no health plan atm, so as soon as that gets ironed out i will do this.

>>714548804
If I've passed the peak already, then all those people in the hospital who told me life is worth living are lying faggots. Life is boring as fuck.
Also, I prefer reptiles.

>>714548798
post

>>714548786
I was just planning on using uber to get around anyway.

Besides, I would be traveling in from LI anyway, so a little extra time wouldn't be an issue

>>714547015

Watch a classic: Last Tango in Paris.

Bring butter.

>>714548853
That's horse shit, the only reason he won't know is because he's chattin up with someone else and doesn't know who to choose. You might be the only one who gave him an option and the other is rejecting him, but he really wants her.

>>714548862
Dang, I don't know how we'd get her husband to agree with it. And don't worry man, they got pills if you can't get it up. I'll just go down on her and you can watch until you get hard

>>714549042
Ahh, I'm an SI guy and I use the trains by default because I know most of the lines. If you've got the money for Uber though, that's definitely the better choice.

>>714548630
Financially ill lose out on a whole fuckton of money. I get that staying with someone cuz of money is shitty but that security is nice.

I've been leaving my blinds cracked open so my teenage neighbor can see my wife change, shower, getting fucked etc. She has no idea

>>714549150
>. I'll just go down on her and you can watch until you get hard

haha. that made me laugh. and no, seeing my sister being with another man without make me hard. its just not me.

>>714548920
Good for you mate, hopefully the help you get works for you.

File: that little voice in your head.gif (1MB, 200x154px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 200x154px

>>714543219
I am my own worst enemy when it comes to creativity. I wanna start a hobby of just editing my videos on my PS4 but whenever I start my mind goes to a ":this is fucking childish you twat" mentality. While I don't think my mind is wrong, whenever I'm not doing it my mind ponders all the possible ways to make a great video. Why does this happen?

>>714549183
You must really like the kid, huh?

>>714549081
What? Butter? You're making me question you. I think I'm just going to bring lube and massage oil.. Watch a scary movie or something.

>>714549132
that makes sense, i guess
thanks

>>714549183
good guy

>>714549173
Yea, I will definitely use Uber (Maybe UberBlack)

For the most part I am fine with the subway, but fuck using that on a date.

>>714547985

Yes, her name is OP

haven't gone to the gym in a month AGAIN
got some creatine and whey standing around...

>>714549274
Who gives a fuck if it's childish if you enjoy doing it?
Hobbies aren't meant to be super serious endeavors, they're meant to be enjoyable to the person performing them.
I say go for it anon.

>>714549181
Why would you lose out on money? That's what everyone thinks but one thing about feminism is it made courts consider that women have to provide for themselves. Unless you've been supporting her. Then you are a double idiot and should cut the cord now before she does and totally fucks you

Staying married will cost you more in the long run, unless she's an heiress of something unlikely

>>714549181
Why would you lose out on money? That's what everyone thinks but one thing about feminism is it made courts consider that women have to provide for themselves. Unless you've been supporting her. Then you are a double idiot and should cut the cord now before she does and totally fucks you

Staying married will cost you more in the long run, unless she's an heiress or something unlikely

File: 20160210_092833.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px)

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>714548894
>spelling
>>714549025
Post what?

>>714549132
so when he says that i mean a lot to him as a friend, it's probably just bull as well?

>>714549505
her undies and more of her

>>714549383
Subway for dating isn't as bad as you'd think.
If you get seats together you can make fun of your fellow passengers, if you don't then she's likely to grab onto you when the train makes a sudden motion.

>>714549281
Part of it is I wish someone had done that for me when I was his age

>>714549406
ha ha omg i just shit my self at the sight of you cis fag nigger fagots and nearly shit my self.
stop being a emo and fat shaming your self

>>714549260
Dang, I don't know bro. It's probably just not in our cards... Well we tried. If you ever get over that erectile dysfunction then let me know.

>>714549570
An interesting sentiment. I commend you anon, you're a good guy.

>>714549567
True, but at least for now I'll stick with uber.

Just easier that way.

>>714546032
No you are just a beta cuck

>>714549181
What good is that money with no one to share it with? Creating a life with someone you dont really want... All that moneys gonna look like shit in the future unless you numb yourself to everything else. I divorced and im living in my parwnts house again, i dont have a steady job, I just fixed my car but dont have the papers yet, I dont really have leftover money to go out and have fun, Im at a low point in my life atm but you know what? Im happy i got out of there, and im happy that from now on ill make my own decisions, and build my own life. Good luck bro.

>>714549520
No, you most likely do mean much to him, but he has someone else on his mind romantically. He's considering you just in case the other girl doesn't give him a chance.

>>714549301

Last Tango in Paris

Butter

>>714546511

In this THREAD? Kek

>>714549666
Part of it is knowing she's making some kid jerk it- sort of slutty. Not as good a guy for that part

>>714549406
Find someone who will hold you accountable for working out. I've always had problems with starting to go and then stopping almost as fast, ever since I started working at my gym and signed up for personal training sessions I have no excuse not to work out. It helps, trust me.

>>714549597
what

I honestly don't have love for anyone in my life.
>inb4 edgelord
What I mean is I don't have an emotional or personal connection to anyone, I can't act the way I want to around my family because they'd get offended and the people in my life are nice, but we have no interest in connecting beyond drinking and joking. I form semi-relationships that I devolve into fwb when I realise I don't want to be with them.

Honestly, I've fucked plenty of people but at this point all I want is a gf and my best friends to come back from Aus.

>>714549505
>>714549555
Keep that pedophilia shit out of here

>>714547418
Get some exercise.
Prove her wrong.... right now, she was right

>>714549804
well there was this girl i started working out for but that turned to nothing
plus my rural gym is small only has 1 bench and 1 squat rack plus having to work til 6pm isnt good either

File: 20160210_092807.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px)

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>714549555
Didn't shot any of her undies.

>>714549872
that girl is NEVER EVER 10 years old
she looks 18+ the fuck man

>>714549672
Yeah man absolutely, it'll give you more time to do the shit you actually want to do.

Ive helped 3 ex gfs to get fucked by a dog

>>714549861
kys moralfag

>>714549784
Everyone has their kinks man, I ain't judging.

>>714549733
nah...

>>714549301

Google it faggot. Last tango in Paris butter

It I said PERFECT for your Netflix and anal date

>>714549900
I'm just tuning in again and realizing that you're masturbating to children's clothing.

>>714549929
Yep. Again, basically my reasoning

Now, to figure what rink is best.

As Rockefeller center limits it to 150 at a time, while Central park has little room (Though shouldn't be to bad during the evening?)

Then there's Bryant Park and a few others that are options

>>714549896
Ahh, that story. I've been in your shoes before anon, working out for someone else never works. You've got to want it for yourself or you'll find any excuse not to go.
By accountability I mean like a friend or workout buddy who will give you shit for skipping leg day, something like that. Women are bad motivation for working out, but they're are great perk of actually doing it.

>>714543219
I pee in the sinks of the private restrooms around my university

>>714550108
Evidently he uses butter to rape her... I think I'll pass on anal this time, bro. Maybe just hand stuff.

>>714550126
Your point?

>>714550203
Who doesn't??

>>714549884
She was right about what? Im the one that broke up with her. I do need the exercise to get some more energy and improve my mood. This I will do.

>>714550141
That I can't help you with, only place I've ever gone ice skating is the shitty rink by my house.
Any place you take her she'll enjoy, chicks love that cutesy cliche bullshit.
Figure out which place has the best opening/closing time for your schedule, the capacity you want, and a decent size. I'd agree with avoiding Rockefeller, you'll be waiting forever.

>>714550174
no one here sadly. i'll move though to a bigger city in half a year and there's a 24/7 gym, i might just sign up for that.

any asthma/bronchitis bros out there?

>>714550349
Yea, I will probably avoid Rockefeller, but if I could get decent reservations, than it is a possible choice.

Also, I can't skate (Well, haven't since I was 5... 15 years ago). But should be fun regardless.

>>714543387
Bring money and no plan works out the best

>>714550591
Usually my plans go to shit anyway.

Probably will be a Money and no Plan thing anyway. To a degree at least.

>>714543592
More

File: Y341rpL.jpg (194KB, 729x1095px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 729x1095px

>>714550767
Only other of her.

Sourceless sadly

>>714550386
>>714550386
That'll work, yeah.
Consider a trainer as well. Most people don't really know what they're doing when they work out so they kind of burn themselves out, having someone who knows what they're doing and will push you is a huge help.

>>714550530
Chances are she hasn't gone ice skating in a while anyway, just don't break your ass and you'll have a great time.

>>714548507
If he legit doesn't you could probably coax him into sex but it won't end in a relationship

>>714550864
nah don't need one been doing SL

>>714550908
Yea, true. Besides she is kinda a NY and Southern Hybrid. So, yea. Probably hasn't skating in a decent while at least.

>>714550976
SL?

>>714551094
That's an interesting combination.
I'm sure you'll be fine, my friend.
It's time for me to go smoke massive amounts of weed and walk my dog, but again, good luck and I hope everything works out well for you.

>>714547469
What are you running mate?

21 kissless virgin, paid an escort to jerk me off yesterday, was fucking shit could barely even get hard

>>714551263
Thanks for your help. And yea, I think it will go fine. Hopefully it develops into an actual relationship from there

>That's an interesting combination.
Lived mostly in NY, but lived in WV for College, and has alot of family down there.

Some of her "Southernisms" do show up from time to time.

File: 1416844870278.jpg (175KB, 535x798px)

175KB, 535x798px

>>714543219
I'm a degenerate tranny

>>714551182
stronglifts the workout program

>>714547608
Oregon is pretty dope. Beautiful trees, easy work pumping gas, and weeds legal

>>714551849
how's the food? the people?rednecks?blacks?

>>714552019
>>714552019
yes

>>714543219
I masturbate to furry porn, but hate the drama that furfags create and the cringey shit they do like "hurr durr I'm a wolf, not a hooman". Am I a furfag for fapping to animal pussy and assholes and breasts on animal-like humanoid creatures and whatnot?

>>714552019
Outside portland, lots of rednecks. Foods great, and theres not too many black people

>>714552149
Yez

>>714552178
hmm

some texanbros out here?

I'm cheating on my girlfriend of 4 years with my boss.

>>714552277
dubb dubb

>>714552247
Oregon is basically Texas with a bush

>>714549900
I still want to see her panties

>>714552212
There are such things as furfags who fap to the art and stuff, but hate the rest of that group?

>>714552612
maybe even a body pic of her

I'm a 29 year old virgin. Next week I'm gonna change it, with a prostitute. I'm the saddest kind of wizard, I'm actually quite sociable and just keep up the lie in front of my friends, pretend like I always have some chick around my finger that they don't know or something. I'm pretty sure they must have figured it out, it feels horrible. The thing is even if I get the chance with a girl every now and then, I just find an excuse to bail out, I'm too scared to do anything because I'm 29 and she'll fucking know it's my first time when I blow my load after 5s...

>>714552710
Don't worry about coming too fast, you probably wont even cum your first time.

>>714552936
Was that supposed to comfort me?

>>714553076
Nope just preparing you, real sex is a pretty different beast and ultimately overrated.

>>714546825
Break up with him instead of acting like a child behind his back you fucking piece of human filth

I'm slightly autistic, the only symptom I still have is light and sound sensitivity under extreme stress. Like divorce level stress. Also a brony, I have a few things hidden in my apartment, posters and shit-enough to hide in one box.

i once roofied my wife while at the club so other guys could fuck around with her.

i fucked one of her cousins also, once when we went over to her house for dinner, and she was downstairs.

>>714553285
I'm already pretty sure it's overrated, nothing beats jerking off to pregnant midgets deepthroating tranny dicks. See, I miss the other part, the cuddling and such.

>>714553520
Hillary?

>>714553545
4chan the post

>>714553545
Nice, buddy. I just give my wife double ambien and let my friends fuck around when she's passed out

File: 1476989158107.jpg (50KB, 547x471px)

50KB, 547x471px

>>714548156
You know, that gives me hope
Thanks op

>>714553647
hahaha

Yo /b/, i got the girl i fancy to play secret santa , so that she would visit me and my friends on Christmas. We made it so that id have to get her a gift and vice versa , im 20 shes 18. Any tips for decent and non expensive gifts?

>>714554282
which one? fucking her cousin, or what I drugged her?

>>714554603
does that really work well?

>>714555228
Yes she doesn't remember anything

>>714545561
Most likely, she had a kid and is now desperate. Faggot.

>>714555287
wow, do you just double up on it? i didn't know ambien caused memory loss or blackout.
i used some black market rohypnol i ordered from an online chinese pharmacy.

>>714555348
Fuck off. We are both 20 and neither ever been in a relationship

>>714554785
Yea. I still haven't set anything concrete with her yet, but it is definitely looking good for us

>>714555673
Wow, that sounds sketchy. But I just give her double dose. Works better with alcohol too. She is out very quickly and remembers nothing the next day

>>714543387
That means she hopes she can do something with someone else, but if not, and she's bored, then maybe.

Not good tho, doesn't matter how busy someone is, if they want to spend time with you they can, even a quick cup of coffee, and they'll ask you or counteroffer when you ask them. If it's just no no no with a rare maybe or guess-so, then sorry, she's really not particularly interested.

>>714556017
it did the trick, and from what i could tell, it seemed the real deal. i was more afraid of giving her too much. with the alcohol, she crashed out completely, but she woke up a few times and wasn't happy. the next day she told me she didn't remember anything.

>>714556248
Maybe, but her actions have typically pointed toward her being very shy, but interested.

Still what you are saying is an outlier, but still possible.

The way most interpreted it is that she is not suture what she wants out of it, but still wants to try and see where it goes.

I'll just push with it, and see what happens.

And I would say this is definitely not a guess so or maybe. But more so a yes of sortd

>>714547091

Nothing is better than fucking another guy's girlfriend. Keep up the pursuit.

>>714547580

> met girl on 4chan

Run.

>>714543387
Hey dude,
You've posted about this girl a lot and the way you described her schedule makes it clear that she's busy.
And that she's starting a new chapter in her life, which is super exciting for her.

I hope you get to hang out and I hope it goes well, but I encourage you not to pressure her too much.
She might like you, but it might not be a great time for her to jump into a relationship.

I recommend taking that into consideration and accepting it. If you guys have a conversation about dating, ask her to be honest about if you ever have a chance, but let her know that you understand if she's not in the right place for a relationship right now, and don't get upset or hurt if she chooses not to get tangled up with another person.
Relationships are a lot of responsibility, you have to think about another person often and devote a lot of time and energy to them. So even if she doesn't want to be in a relationship at this point in her life, it doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't like you and wouldn't want to ever be in a relationship, and it also doesn't mean that she doesn't care enough about you to take a chance. She's beginning a new and busy chapter of her life. If I were her friend, I'd probably recommend that she not jump into something, and that she be clear and honest with you.

Make sure to find out if you actually would have a chance in the future, so you're not just pining away for a girl who doesn't actually want to be with you.

Be chill, be friendly, be supportive. Also don't worry too much. And I think a lot of us think it's cute/flattering if a guy admits that he's nervous.

Good luck to both of you.

>>714546484
You sick fuck. I'm going back to 9fag

My fraternal twin sister and I started fucking 2-3 times a day when we were 13. Now 5 years later, it's down to a few times a week.

>>714543219
I have a new secret, found it out this week.

I am developing sme mental illness due to loneliness (yes, this shit is possible and it is happening to me)

>>714556623

>>714556248
Not necessarily. From what he's shared in the past, she's beginning a new busy chapter in her life.
It might not be the best time for her to get tangled up with another person. Relationships take a lot of time, energy, and care. You have to make sure the other person is okay, and if she's still trying to establish her own balance, she might be hesitant to take on that responsibility.

My response to him is here: >>714557163

>>714547460
Honestly, no idea.
Don't know what went wrong the second time either.
I know I'm an idiot but I can't help myself.

>>714557030
This. It's even better when you know the guy.

I love cheating wives. They fuck so good.

>>714543219
hebephile. bulimic

File: Lingham.jpg (148KB, 541x576px)

148KB, 541x576px

I wrote letters to female prisoners. Even a murderer. Went to visit one at halfway house. Tried for sex, but she borrowed $200 and just gave me a hand job. She worked me.

I'm not a subhuman

>>714548244
I would not be proud of that. Plus she is ugly as fuck which leads me to believe you're ugly as fuck. In conclusion, do the gene pool a favor and murder/suicide her.

>>714557607
>>714557163
Yep.

She is probably beginning to focus more on her professional life, but maybe she see winter as a time to potentially start something. Maybe not a super serious relationship or what ever.

Maybe she just wants to see how it will develop naturally?


I'll do something vaugely datey with her I guess, but won't push it too much. But, yea, I think that I'll generally follow what you said.

>>714543219
I had a threesome with a married women and one who is in a longterm relationship, and can't tell it any of my friends because everyone knows them and their partners.

File: 1480375627035.jpg (88KB, 1024x1024px)

88KB, 1024x1024px

>>714555848
Well I'm hopeful for you and I wish you the best anon

I'm secretly a faggot

>>714561647
Yea, gotta agree.

I would honestly be fine even just being friends with her. Well, actual friends, not any of the "Friendzone type Emotional sponge BS"

And yea, I'll see about getting an idea of what she wants out of this, and obviously I won't push her into anything.


Also, yea. That's not gonna happen again.


And one final thing, what made you realize that it was me? I don't think I said anything tying it to the previous posts.

>>714562026
Thanks. Hopefully it works well with your situation as well

I'm a nice guy to people but I have a strong hatred for humanity

>>714543219

I killed a cat with an axe when i was 12. Had no regrets ever since.

>>714562441
This is why I think people actually don't feel bad for Harambe. People just talk about Harambe to stay relevant, like a sad inside joke. Memes aren't going to help Harambe, and they are not helping awareness either. I hate people like you

File: 190 - zpODkoN.png (199KB, 414x404px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 414x404px

i came in my mouth and it was actually good

In my early to mid teens, I used to steal candy bars from 7/11 by squatting down, reaching under my skirt and shoving them into my pussy. Never got caught.

>>714556017
before this fread dies, I just wanted to say thank you for giving me this info. i wish i had known about this sooner, ambien is a lot easier to come by than rohypnol. i might have to try this sometime.

>>714562201
That's good. You seem like a decent guy with balanced thinking.

I think it was your style of writing and also the "give it a shot!" quote.

I lurk these threads a lot but usually am too late to offer advice. I might've given you some in the past. I know I told you not to share her photos in that one thread, and you seemed to regret it, so that was good, but you don't have to beat yourself up too much. I feel like you did it with pretty innocent intentions.

If you do jump into a relationship and it turns out badly, please don't blame her too much.
My own relationship is a mess because I wasn't in the right place, then I got a chaotic job and started classes and it's a new chapter in my life. I love my boyfriend and I can imagine marrying him, but I don't know if I'll be able to get stable without taking a break to focus on myself.
I've been busy and dealing with severe depression on top of everything, and I can't put as much effort into this relationship as he deserves. I wish he would give me a chance to fix myself and go back to him, but that seems highly unlikely.
I've felt guilty for focusing on my work and my passion when I feel like he needs me to be talking to him, and it's stressful and he's always at the back of my mind and I can't focus on important things right in front of me.
I wish that we had waited before getting too tangled up. If we had waited, maybe we'd be perfect for each other and we would have had a happily ever after.
Now it seems like this might soon end in heartbreak with a ruined friendship and a lot of loneliness. Sometimes it's really good not to rush into things.
Or to be understanding when someone needs time for themselves. I don't want to be with anyone else, I just want to be with myself and get better.

Sorry, kind of vented & rambled there, but I'll leave it cause maybe it'll give someone good insight into relationship problems & breaks and stuff.

I got my 11yo niece a Victoria's Secret gift card for xmas

>>714563697
Post pics of your roast beef flaps.
>Did your Milky Way taste like week old shrimp?

>>714555287
>>714563908
That's kinda horrible, but I'm twisted so I'm also turned on.
There's a chance she'd be into it. Might be worth bringing it up casually.

Someday I want to take sleeping pills so my boyfriend can share me while I'm passed out, but I want to see videos of it cause it really turns me on.
I also want to see videos of just him. He has permission to do almost anything

>>714564120
Ah, yea. I don't actually think I mentioned that quote along with the info tying it specifically to her and that situation. (She told me that give it a shot bit over the weekend, so, I don't think you've seen it?) So it is probably my idiotic writing style.

And yea, I will not blame her if we do get into a relationship that goes shitty in the end. Chances are that responsibility would fall on both of us to some degree, and probably some outside influence as well.

And, honestly, I wish that I could help you, with your situation, but there nothing I really can do. Hopefully it pulls through.

Yeah sure, can someone help me with this? For the past months ive been sleeping in several beds of female friends, just cuddling and making out sometimes. Its chill, but no one really wants sex. The let me feel their body and totally okay with feeling their boobs for example, but when i try to actually have sex they stop me and continue to cuddle and make out. Im so confused. Ive had my fair share of sex and know when im being friendzoned. This is not that, its something in between. Also no stds or anything, so completly confused as to what this behaviour is. Any ideas,tips, anything?

>>714565717
get them drunk

im Michael Jackson

>>714565717

I do the same thing when my wife's sister stays over. No sex but just about everything else. Wife is cool with it and actually wants me to nail her sister.

>>714565917
I did. Made some comfortable enough to sleep with their shirt and bra off, but still no sex. Im not making this up. Im also 26 so it isnt strange teenage behaviour. Im genuine confused

>>714566340
not all girls are sluts and want to fuck every guy they know. if u want is sex from them and dont get it, move on, there are billions more vaginas out there.

>>714566340
>Im genuine confused

Just roll with it. It's not like it's a bad thing.

>>714566577
*if all

After joining dots Im 97% sure my ex fucked at least one of my friends.
2 of my best friends

Didnt confront them bcause they would deny it til death, of course.
Also becase we had already broken up.

Just dissapeared from all of their lives and all the friends that I met thru them
>feel bad knowing all those peeps knew whats up, while I was a dumb fuck gettin cheated on

>>714564883
yes it's twisted. your post makes me wonder if her being ok with it would make it lose some of the magic, but i'd be willing to find out I guess. i've only done it once, but i've been fascinated with seeing her with other people for a long time. she's always resisted my offers to swing or hot wife though, which is why i used drugs.

>>714566577
>>714566594
Sure, i enjoy it and not complaining. Was just thinking im doing something wrong

File: 1481084979646.png (1MB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1600px

>>714548422
Probably jacked it to her before u gave him the pics idiot

BUMP LIMIT!

My gf has this fucking thing that dhe gets horny and says she wants to cuck me. And we are in a monogamous relationship. Then she tries this weird ass fucking thing for permition. Im her first because she drives everyone away and i decided to stick with her and ride out her bullshit. But this shit is destroying me. I want to flip the fuck out and just go on a killing spree. I have no fucking idea what to do. Im not gonna let her cuck and if she cheats ofcorse its fucking over. There are no accidents. No oh it was an accident he slipped and fucked me. Im freaking the fuck out. And if i leave her ass no one will take her because she is hostile as you get "not with me for some reason" so fuck knows bros fuck knows