give me yer 4!

>>714540337
"I need your consent"

Black people are nice.

>>714540337
"Hi, I am OP"

>>714540337
"I cant count"

CYKA BLYAT CHEEKI BREEKI

>>714540337
I don't have money

>>714540337
I voted for Trump

>>714540337
I have dick cheese

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Are you into anal?

"Black lives DO matter!"

>>714540337
i fucked your mum

>>714540337
I am a Muslim
I like your skin
I voted for Hillary

the Earth is flat

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>>714540337
I just LOVE MLP

>>714540337
you got this right ?

i copy paste memes

I need a dollar

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>>714540337
Jews are behind 9-11

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>>714540413
kek'd

>>714540337

We split the bill?

>>714540337
Would lick your toes

>>714540337
rape is so underrated.

You Like Jethro Tull?

>>714540337
i have asian penis

>>714540337
I like to watch!

I voted nigga 2008

>>714540337
" g'day m'lady *tips fedora* "

>>714540337
My ex was better

>>714540645
>>714540337
JEWS 9/11 DUBS GET

I browse 4 chan

>>714540337

"Ever heard of 4chan?"

>>714540687
How the hell is that a dealbreaker?

>>714540337
feminine penis trap boypussi

>>714540337
i am a muslim

>>714540337
I am your brother

>>714540337
Go back to 9gag

>>714540337
Threesome with your mom?

"Dick Cheney Did 9/11"

Look at these dubs

>>714540337
do you play minecraft?

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Traps are actuall females

Ever fuck a dog?

>>714540337
lets fuck right now

im required by law,,

I don't want babies.

>>714540337
>>714540337
you gonna put out?

>>714540648
Don't reply to your own post that's sad, you massive faggot. Reply to my post for dead mother Shit and immunity crap.

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>>714540645
yes, but you picked the wrong jew

>>714540337
are you over 18?

melon

>>714540900
I've had sex in nearly ever first date. Girls really like sex. What they don't like is you asking for a three some or anal.

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I have crippling depression.

>>714540337
My son is biracial

Breast feel like what?

eat my helmet cheese

I am a pedophile

you have feminine penis?

What's your ring size?

>>714541037
meeting a hooker isnt a date faggot

I have threeper kids

>>714540337
Give me fore head

i like pineapple pizza

>>714540337
Are you under eighteen?

>>714541259
Never done that. Maybe we are from different cultures.

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>>714540337
You wish to copulate?

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can we fuck yet

>>714540337
Hey - Suck me beautiful.

The earth is flat.

Just like your chest.

>>714540337
i lurk on /b/

I want to die.
I have a gun.
Sorry, I just came.

>>714540337
don't assume my gender

James Franco movies suck.

GIVE ME THE SUCC

seth rogan is funny

>>714540337
Give me dubs please

>>714541461
Actually if you say "sorry I just came" when she touches your hand she will laugh and think it's the sweetest thing ever.

Do you like anime? ',:^)

Your sister is hot

Hi, I'm Christian Chandler.

>>714541556
m8

>>714541684
I wore the picklesuit

your ass smells nice

Sorry, I keep kosher

>>714540337

Is this girlcock taken?

I have three kids

paul blart mall cop

I don't like condoms.

>>714540337
Your shit doesnt stink.

Lord of the rings.

chek my dubs fagget

>>714541955
Checkeeed

>>714540337
Hi, I'm an MRA

my dick is small

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I only fuck niggers.

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>>714541937
>tfw my gf is so into lord of the rings that we watch all 3 hobbit movies and all 3 lord of the rings movies back to back at least once a month

>>714540337
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>714542213
i'm sorry

>>714540337
Do you like anime?

>>714540337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4

four equals three

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>>714540337
Well not exactly 4 words but

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Ever sucked black cock?

I am a nigger

>>714541560
Some do,some don't
It's like the naked man thing from How I Met Your Mother

Hi i'm Chris Hansen

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BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA

>>714542539
Nice 9.

>>714542213
/sad

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>>714540337

Get off 4chan, John

>>714540337
you like nigger cock?

>>714542440
Recap it,no time to read

The jig is up

"DUEL ME AT CHAOS"

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>>714540337
fuck like your sister?

>>714540781
>obviously doesn't know who Jethro Tull was

go away child.

"Raping women builds character"

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>>714542791
Are you actually retarded?

The thread is about how you ruin a date, my question is how liking jethro tull is a dealbreaker, i.e I think they are pretty decent

>>714540337
Are you on pill?

"FUCKING NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEE"

>she asks what my hobbies are
Anime, vidya, magic, comics

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i fuck little kids

I have Tourette's bitch

>>714540337

Check out my katana

>>714540512

Nope.

My first date with my now wife, I told I was really kinky, and she said she was too. Wound up talking about all kinds of stuff, including anal.

Sometimes being clear about your intentions works, no point wasting everyone's time if you fully intend on fucking her in the ass.

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>>714540337
I am no virgin

show me your dick

After you, m'lady gottagofast

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>>714540337
i will rape you

>>714542440
>>714542700
NIGGA IT'S LITERALLY RECAPPED IN THE FUCKING PICTURE
>millennial cancer detected.

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I feel suicidal nowadays.

I really really really

>>714540337
Hitler did nothing wrong.

Stand for your beliefs tho.

>>714540337
Reply to this post.

>>714540337
That's waiter's pretty cute

I wear a fedora

Your getting pregnant tonight

>>714540337
Do you like me?

>>714542213
https://youtu.be/AxAEo3CWeq8

I cant count

>>714540337
Nice guys finish last.

doing anal later right?

>>714540337
"I love you Bitch!"

family foursome happening now

i suck horse cock

>>714540337
You don't need dessert

I can't drive stick

you me hanky spanky

size doesn't matter, right?

Anal or vaginal, which?
i fucked your sister
You sure are fat

>>714540337
Pay the tab, bitch.

>>714540337

I'm Mr Sister Fister

dont misgender me pig

i'm a liberal feminist

>>714540337
My Aids Is Improving

im into insest sis

Look at this photograph

>>714540337
my sister is better

>>714544973
>.
>>714544994
samefag

I hate black niggers

>>714541463
xD

>>714545080
>12:44:57
>12:45:09

not even possible bud

>>714540337
I'm wearing a buttplug

You're not 12, right?

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>>714545080

Are you a top?

>>714545202
well, sorry for jumping at conclusions good sir

i like under 10s

everybody walk the dinosaur

>>714545243

Your mother will die by choking in horse cum tonight if you don't smash yourself in the face with a broken beer bottle.

I VOTED FOR TRUMP

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>>714545243

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>>714545294
its cool im actually a panda so its cool, as long as i got bamboo its kewl

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>>714540337
>where is my money!?

>>714540337
Chinga tú madre, pendejo.

i deepfreeze my shits

>>714545439
Ooh, that get's me so hot

>>714545444
ha, how much more dead can she be shes been dead 20 years

Wanna see my Tumblr?

Do you vape, M'lady?

I Am Jewish, Pay !

>>714545243

i will rape you

can't fap to this

>>714540337
I forgot my wallet

>>714545890
doesnt sound like a ruined date if she ahs daddy issues.

i am a sex offender

sex offender is one word faggots

>>714540337
I went to prison.

Damn you are fat.

>>714546007
sure it is

/b/ was never good

Dead babies arouse me

Will you marry me?

>>714542791
Fuck you I like jethro tull
Thick as a Brick = easily a top five prog rock album

>>714540337
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Can I has succ?

>>714540337

I fucked your sister

Get in the kitchen
>Make me a sandwich

>>714540888
This. Also checked.

Why am I here?

I have been redpilled

>>714540337
Separate checks empower women.

I voted for trump

>>714540645
I do not agree
vocaroo.com/i/s1Ttqvw5YFvu

>>714542945
I believe that was a statement about women's general taste in music.

>>714540337
WOW, what a nose

I'm a Jewish Nazi

>>714547596
that would make him/her very very interesting

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"I'm a performance artist"

>>714540337
I suck black dick

>>714540337
I drive a Honda.

>>714540337
Let the rape, BEGIN!

>>714540337
Smell this chloroform rag.

>>714540337
My penis is small.

>>714544723
oh shittttt lol

>>714545321
lol

>>714540337
I fuck for procreation.

I voted Donald Trump

waiter maek seperate chex

Can we have sex?

>>714540337
Does your pussy stink?

"You smell different awake."

>>714540337
I love scat games.

>>714540337
Two words genital warts.

>>714540337
Your mom was tight.

"teh cock is diamonds"

>>714540337
I'm not a robot.

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>>714548157

I fuck dead people.

Niggers tongue my anus

I use four chan

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Youre fatter in person

Your sister is hotter

Im in between jobs

You smell like mother

Ever seen a micropenis?

I love their quiche

>>714545439
It said to ruin the date, not make her panties wet

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>714540337
It won't hurt much.

>>714540337

I browse teh 4chan

Im a chronic masturbator

>>714550372
>see this>>714550372
Uber wetness... Maximum moistness level achieved.

>>714540337
are you into furries?

>>714540337
Are you a trap?

Niggers tongue my anus\

Here, smell my finger.

>>714540337
M0DZ M0DZ M0DZ M0DZ

>>714540337
tongue punch my fartbox

Stay quiet, don't scream.

reshiram is my waifu

>>714540337

I run Ubuntu linux

"i don't like ecco2k"

i post on 4chan

>>714550905
kek

I am an engineer

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*waves hand* sit right over there

you ever play D&D?

>>714543271
Not every woman is a slut

>>714540337
I play computer games

>>714541034
Anon, I think you need to leave. Don't worry, we'll be fine. Just... Go.

democrats wrong about everything

>>714551294
underrated

Be gentle, me virgin

pls dont tell mom

>>714540337
I voted for Hillary

>>714552233
check out these dubs

I need my inhaler

>>714551380
Rekt

I mak big cums

I like harambe memes

there is no escape

im high on pcp

>>714540337
I have Bipolar disorder