Doggo wants my breakfast burrito. Wut do /b?

>>714538311
Dogs can't have onion, garlic, or avocado.

>>714538486
Eggs, Ground Turkey, Tato and Cheese.

I make my own and freeze em to take to work

HES DROOLING ALL OVER THE CARPET

thats an adorable lil pupper but that food isnt good for him

>>714538311
Fiddy fiddy wit the doggo

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>>714538563
Thanks man!

See
>>714538531
for ingrediants

>>714538694
Thats what i was thinking. I got two burritos and hes staring at my other one

>>714538311
Introduce him to Bailey Jay and the trap life.
Doggo will never look back

>>714538748
I forgot to mention this is a no cancer thread. gtfo

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He still wants it

>>714538976
share. he would share his food with you.

>>714538976
Make him some boiled eggs.

>>714539285
Hes throwing a fit. Fucking dog talks so much shit, I really dont know if hed share

>>714539313
I cracked open a can for him, still eyes on my reeetoh

>>714539434
you are the center of his universe and a merciful god. be good to him.

>>714539535
I gave him half. After he finished it he immediately went upstairs and ate his food

>>714539952
now go eat half of his food

>>714540550
on my way

>>714538311
For a starter, you and your dog could get your asses back to 9gag

>>714540708
Ive never been on 9gag to be honest fam. When you guys talk shit about it I just ignore it because I dont know what the fuck youre talking about.

Go back to being alone in life and feeling sorry for yourself faggot

You have a very cute doggo. Pet him on my behalf.

>>714538311
Why does reddit call them "doggo" again?

>>714541030
because they couldn't figure out how to pronounce doge

>>714541030
Undertale

>>714538311
tell it to give us kissy and then split burrito

>>714538311
Ass fuck to establish dominance

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Life with dogs.

>>714538976
he wants the b

>>714538976
how old is he

and why arent his ears done up ? are you too poor to pay the fees?

>>714541315
3 years old and yeah. It was expensive to start the procedure and to keep getting them bandaged so I decided to not crop them. I dont regret it yet

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>>714538976
Ronin wants you to share it.

>>714541466
oh well its just done to keep breed standards...

just because ur poor doesnt mean you guys cant be bff's

he looks sweet

more pics of him? whats his name?

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>>714541558
Ronin looks bad-ass

>>714541652
Yeah I know, I get that sometimes. "Alexander." Got a bargain on him from the breeder and I had to drive halfway across the country to get him. Good guy, incredibly obedient. Hes just very vocal when he wants something

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>>714541963
damn hes cute

a little obese but he looks cool

>>714541558
Ronin isnt as cute as Alexander

Battle of the Doges

start posting cute pics of your boys to see who win
>XD

>>714538311
Kill yourself kike

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>>714542274
Totally obese; thats my fault 100%

Onions in it?

>>714542414
Onions, Garlic and Grapes I keep away. Tablescraps on special occasions, finicky eater this guy. Have him on Merrick, doesnt eat taste of wild or Solid Gold

>>714538311
That dog looks fuckable

Post pics of your dick in its ass

>>714542650
Oh!

I forgot to say No Cancer in this thread, my bad fam. Go back to your fur thread faggot

>>714542650
I'm with this guy

>>714542839
post pics of your dogs ass so I can print out the picture and cum on it.

>>714542956
Lets make this a general dog thread. Post pics of your doggos, go.

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>>714541963
>>714542360
sup with those boxes taped to the wall behind doggo

>>714538311
give doggo what he wants

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You you guys give her a bone?

>>714538311
Give doggo a wank

Stupid file size limit. I'm not going into gimp to edit it, but I have a blue silky named sky. Really blue still, even though he's 7. Most lose their color by 5 and that's when you finish showing them. My first dog went to Westminster, but we sent him too young and he only got a ribbon for best in breed or whatever. I dont know, I was like 3. But he later got his picture in some books about the breed. Got some singed copies to remember my first doggo. He lived to be 17.

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>>714543392
Cables and power source. When he was a puppy he paid alot of attention to that corner so I made a temporary block off so he couldnt chew or mark (other dogs come over all the time and hes pretty obsessed with making his territory known). I put that up, and never got around to fixing it. Its my office room so I dont care too much even though I spend a lot of time here

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>>714543682
Dog needs a bath

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>>714543972

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This makes me hard

>>714544028
How often to your groom?

>>714543682
>>714543845
ass pics now

>>714543845
get his knob out

>>714544457
Every week he gets brushed because this breed has no undercoat and their hair grows long like human hair. Bath every couple weeks. He hates baths. Every week I have to cut snarls out of his fur. For the show dog we had a 400 dollar brush but I think my dad now uses it. They have sensitive skin because of the lack of undercoat.

Post pics when dog is dead after eating that shit

>>714544721
Incredibly expensive.

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you give your burrito to the obviously superior doberman race
he is bred to be good puppo and deserves the burrito of breakfasts

doberman>all other inferior breeds

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>>714545299

>>714543845
he is male obviously
is he fixed?
what state you in?
would be willing to breed him with my female doberman?
will split the pups with you if you want them i just want 1 female to keep in the family

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>>714545376

>>714545601
He's fixed. Part of my AKC agreement was that I could not breed him. Otherwise id be more than willing

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>>714542956
I have a gsp too

>>714544790
But they're still tough bastards. They bred them in Australia because Yorkies kept dying and they wanted something that looked like a Yorkie but could take care of itself. Official story is that their half Australian terrier and half Yorkie but DNA shows them to be part cairn and part healer as well. They pretty much just mixed things they thought wouldn't die with the cutest dogs they had. One problem with this is that they have a herding instinct and will nip at the helps and children's heels in order to get them to go where they want them. My sisters one terrified the maid until it had to be put down at 15 due to illness. Blind as a bat on deaths door and still chasing the maid around biting at her heels. Real bitch.

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>>714546064

>>714545885
Rescue dog? If you adopt through a program that not rescue then you just don't get the rights to it's offspring and the breeder gets to show it at the shows. Still costs you 500 to a thousand.

>>714545885
yeah most doberman breeders do, i kinda lucked out on my female.
found a breeder in wisconsin that wants like $1600 just to mate her with one of their males but fuck that.

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Show doggo.

>>714546389
That's a lot. Did it place at Westminster?

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>>714538311

>>714546314
>>714546389

My breeder I used breeds for competition. Very strict no breeding and I didnt even have the option to pay additional for the breeding rights. Reason why I got my guy for a bargain ($5000) is entropic eyelid and that was a pain in the ass in costs.

I know of some breeders that will provide breeding rights. But they want a commission, they want documentation and an extra $5000 upfront.

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Leroy was only $400 because his tail was "too long".

>>714547241
How old is Leroy?

Looks like a mature older man. You take very good care of him Anon.

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>>714538311

>>714546905
what breed is this?

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>>714538531
pacific islander?

>>714547345
Thanks, he's 13 so yes!

>>714547928
Hispanic, believe it or not. Ground turkey because my fucking wife doesnt let me cook with bacon or sausage or chorizo.

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>>714542360
>>714542274
>>714542956
>>714543392
>>714543845
>>714546191
MonsterDoge would proceed to shit herself if she met your dogs

>>714548040
at least you aint being a stereotype, except the burrito itself I guess

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>>714548257
>>714548276
>>714548311
>>714548475
fine, here is my cat perving out too

>>714548501
Im a pretty bad hispanic man. Although I am naturally good at rolling burritos.

I go to costco, buy my ingrediants and I make 25 burritos at a time then freeze em. A week worth of breakfast burritos for my wife and myself out of the way