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ctrl+v right now motherfucker!!!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ctrl+v right now motherfucker!!!
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>>714533313
mine was a screencap
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@Bean
public CorsFilter corsFilter() {

UrlBasedCorsConfigurationSource source = new UrlBasedCorsConfigurationSource();
CorsConfiguration config = new CorsConfiguration();
config.setAllowCredentials(true); // you USUALLY want this
config.addAllowedOrigin("*");
config.addAllowedHeader("*");
config.addAllowedMethod("GET");
config.addAllowedMethod("PUT");
source.registerCorsConfiguration("/**", config);
return new CorsFilter(source);
}
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>>714533313
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar. Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation. Practicing Evil ONEness -Upon Earth Of Quadrants. Evil Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother – She Left Belly B. Signature. Every Priest Has Ma Sign But Lies To Honor Queers. Belly B. Proves 4 Corners. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) bible time. Lie that corrupts earth you educated stupid fools.
Go Belly-Button Logic Works. When Do Teenagers Die? Adults Eat Teenagers Alive, No Record Of Their Death. Father Son Image, Not Gods. Every Man Born Of Woman.
Belly-Button Is the Signature Of Your Personal Creator -I Believe Her Name Mama. Pastor Told His Flock That God Created All Of Them - Truth Was That They All had Mama Made Belly buttons, Church Was Full of Liars. Earth Has 4 Days in Same 24 Hrs. 1 Day God Was Wrong. Einstein Was ONEist Brain. Try My Belly-Button Logic.
No God Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days, Does Your Teacher Know?
Fraudulent ONEness of religious academia has retarded your opposite rationale brain to a half brain slave. YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS - FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH, THEY ALREADY EXIST. 4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION. 4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS. 4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS WHICH EQUAL T
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bookX
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do skunks have clits
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>>714534137
I lol'd
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https://soundcloud.com/hasorand0m
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>>714534137
kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqQtrTU6FbM&feature=youtu.be
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>>714533313
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Also nice trips
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obsessing over something that has no relevance to your actual life to the point of masturbating to it
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>>714533313

The reason they were made so hard was to increase the amount of video game rentals.

>idiotic assertion from a screen rant article I refuted
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https://vimeo.com/75534042
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Ya know one dem Chinese cartoons where they's kung fu fightin' and shit, and one gets hit with some super alien robot punch and he goes flying backwards and smashes through like 27 mountains and shit just one after the other like BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
And like it don't kill him, but now there's like a whole shitload of mountains with holes in 'em and shit?
Erry one dem mountains was a chance for you to get laid with this girl, and you just smashed right through em all in one shot.
Worst part is... you punched yourself.
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>>714533313

> met this girl
> me and scruffy older guy helping her with some political activism
> we're all actually working against her dad
> clearly sexual tension between the two of them
> brocode. he saw her first. np
> they get into a fight
> she kisses me
> ok
> thatwasunexpected.jpg
> feelsgoodman.mp4
> end up doing major damage to one of her dad's facilities
> she always talked about how it was destroying the planet
> still never get any more action than that kiss
> feel like such a beta
> run into her dad in the city one day
> he confronts me about damage i did
> ohfuck.mpg
> get into actual physical fight with him
> he's tough
> it's like he's more machine than man
> really fucks up my hand
> end up losing my fucking hand!
> drops bombshell
> tells me he's my dad too
> all i can think about is the fact that i kissed my sister
> me and dad fought later but reconciled
> turns out his boss was the dick
> got dad to come around to our way of thinking
> he died not too long after that
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Niech pieròn w cię szczeli
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parmesan
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OC Greentext com in' at ya
>Be me
>Junior year of HS
>Friends with grill
>6/10 dirty blonde, nice eyes
>She lowkey flirts with most guys, kind of a slut
>Walking home together one day
>She's coming onto me more than usual today
>Flirt back a little cuz whynot
>SmoothSailing.png
>See this old chair on the sidewalk wit his a free sign on it
>She says she likes hard wooden chairs
>Figure I can be alpha if I carry it to her house (I don't fucking know either)
>Pick up chair as I walk by without stopping the conversation
>She laughs as we walk
>Eventually get to her house
>Everything is super fancy and expensive looking
>She say she her dad is one of the higherups at Jelly Belly so they've can get all this shit
>Whatever.gif
>We go inside
>"Oh anon thanks for bringing me that chair for all this way"
>"No problem"
>"I think you deserve a reward for lol that hard work don't you?"
>She pushes me onto the fancy leather couch and starts sucking my dick
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>Eventually I'm gonna cum
>Hear someone pull up in the driveway
>She start selling sucking harder
>Nut in her mouth and she swallows it all (What a champ)
>Book it
>Hop the side fence and barely avoid her dad going in the front
>Runninginthe90's.mp4
>Eventually make it home
>Scared that her dad's gonna come shoot me
>My sides suddenly split open
>I laugh hysterically for about 15 minutes

>I realized I filled her Belly with Jelly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7bBqVLrdGM

>this was actually in my clipboard from >>714533563
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>>714533313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ule7XdPm0oY
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>>714533313
https://www.dirtynailsbloodyknuckles.com/collections/poster-prints/products/wrc-hawkeye-artwork?variant=14761144259
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>>714533313
Алекса́ндр Никола́евич Ти́хонов (20 ноября 1931, Поташевка — 16 марта 2003, Москва) — советский и российский учёный-лингвист, лексикограф, специалист в области русской дериватологии. Учёный сделал значительный вклад в разработку принципов составления гнездовых словообразовательных словарей, теоретических проблем словообразовательного гнезда.
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Who would /b/ fuck?
Round 2 Match 46 - Shyla Stylez Or April O'Neil
http://www.strawpoll.me/11824140

yeah I am the fag posting these polls
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/entertainment/walking-dead-dystopian-dramas/index.html
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>>714533313
lol nice try, that'll close out of my browser.

fuck off newfag
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iideological subversion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3nXvScRazg
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>>714536641
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>>714536596
id fuck April but not with enthusiasm because she has a tattoo thats visible
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https://youtu.be/IJIdW7OGBvg?t=8h25m25s
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https://www.google.pl/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://play.google.com/store/apps/details%3Fid%3Dcom.rockstargames.bully%26referrer%3Dutm_source%253Dgoogle%2526utm_medium%253Dorganic%2526utm_term%253Dbully%2Banniversary%2Bedition%26pcampaignid%3DAPPU_1_z35JWMPbOMSrsQHIvpfYCQ&ved=0ahUKEwiD_4Ca9-TQAhXEVSwKHUjfBZsQ5YQBCC4wBA&usg=AFQjCNGy_-j1rbGevOmAQj7zHfu8zyZ7LQ
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resonator
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>>714536726
at least her tits are real
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How to manually abort a kid
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Niebuhr
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Lennox Luxe
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https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/806738827976929280
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How ti triforce on 4chan
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>>714534233
love it
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>>714536929
yep

that was the deciding factor for me
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how to copy paste
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>>714533313
Stravinsky: Le Sacre du Printemps - Part 1
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>>714533313
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Touka Hiroshima kek
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I am ashamed of myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZxT89vJVH4
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2 cups rice chex + 1.5 cups milk 425
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Aiyoku no Eustia


vn i wanted to download :/
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>>714537101
kek
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BVerfG
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>>714533313
does spider have pusspuss?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4tiHGMZu0U
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geben
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>>714535646
wat?
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https://www.google.de/search?client=opera&q=earthlings&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
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http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos/230461/boyfriend-films-shared-girlfriend.html
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"8666737643"
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>>714533899
Dat ur ssn?
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It was in
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>>714539016
> dat ur
Fucking idiot nigger can't even count numbers. I sincerely hope you die of aids.
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>>714533821
J2EE?
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4Chan thinks w/e I try to CTRL+V is spam, so I cannot.
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>>714533313
vector<int> moveDirections; //Dynamically stores the valid move directions.


if (y - 1 >= 0 && city->getOrganism(x, y - 1) == NULL) {
moveDirections.push_back(SOUTH);

}
if (y + 1 < height && city->getOrganism(x, y + 1) == NULL) {
moveDirections.push_back(NORTH);
}

if (x - 1 >= 0 && city->getOrganism(x - 1, y) == NULL) {
moveDirections.push_back(WEST);
}

if (x + 1 < width && city->getOrganism(x + 1, y) == NULL) {
moveDirections.push_back(EAST);
}

if (!moveDirections.empty()){
//Select a random value from moveDirections vector
int move = moveDirections.at(rand() % moveDirections.size());

city->setOrganism(NULL, x, y); //previous position is now NULL

//Add the human to the new position
if (move == NORTH) {
this->setPosition(x, y += 1);
}

else if (move == EAST) {
this->setPosition(x += 1, y);
}

else if (move == SOUTH) {
this->setPosition(x, y -= 1);
}

else if (move == WEST) {
this->setPosition(x -= 1, y);
}

NumMoves++;
city->setOrganism(this, x, y); //add human to the city
}//end if
else {

}
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https://youtu.be/w9p4Q0a8g5I
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>>714539161
That's the right amount of Digits for a SSN fag,
XXX-XX-XXXX
Learn to count yourself nigger.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7pPsGRA7vc
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xXG(*@#A2j5G
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>>714533313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ649DBkrH
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https://youtu.be/7cIfRrO3JR8
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1700 Quincy Ave., Unit 103
Naperville, IL 60540
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Describe the echinoderm endoskeleton.
Give an example of an organism in each class of living echinoderms.
Create a labeled drawing that explains how the tube feet of echinoderms allow them to “walk.”
Adult sea stars and other echinoderms have obvious radial symmetry. What evidence supports the claim that echinoderms evolved from an ancestor with bilateral symmetry?
Name and describe the two subphyla of invertebrate chordates.
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>>714533313
Many bothans must die to acquire the plans, Lord Vader.
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9 STABLE LN, WILMINGTON, DE 19803
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP5FEQg7-dk
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>>714533313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNDrX-xVhCQ
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>>714539708
>9 STABLE LN, WILMINGTON, DE 19803
whose house?
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>>714533313
http://www .pornboro .com/13359/backroomcastingcouch-sweet-teen-redhead-charlotte/
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4001266/The-victim-Merkel-s-welcome-culture-Death-teenager-raped-murdered-Afghan-migrant-Germany-sparks-protests-latest-backlash-against-open-door-policy.html
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12/24 Christmas Sarajevo
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>>714533313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFX2P7JLwA
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>>714539708
ayyyyy shouts hometown /bro
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>>714533313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSOqc_Ab9-s
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Call my name and save me from the dark
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http://www.ljcam.net/video/geniva-masturbating-with-big-dildo-687.html

>You're welcome you /b/astards
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https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4
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LL Cool J med "Let me clear my throat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP42y28GTqc
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>>714536641
Welcome to the internet.
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>>714533313
53,760
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سعححخقف
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btw u still not bought that clit pump go
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>>714533313
We were seated at breakfast one morning,
my wife and I, when the maid brought
in a telegram. It was from Sherlock
Holmes and ran in this way:
“Have you a couple of days to spare?
Have just been wired for from the
west of England in connection with
Boscombe Valley tragedy. Shall be glad
if you will come with me. Air and
scenery perfect. Leave Paddington by
the 11.15.”
“What do you say, dear?” said my wife, looking
across at me. “Will you go?”
“I really don’t know what to say. I have a fairly
long list at present.”
“Oh, Anstruther would do your work for you.
You have been looking a little pale lately. I think
that the change would do you good, and you are always
so interested in Mr. Sherlock Holmes’ cases.”
“I should be ungrateful if I were not, seeing
what I gained through one of them,” I answered.
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>>714533313
adppara94
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vprJTmKKLFU
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>>714536641
The fact that faggots still fall for this bait shit is funnier than the bait itself
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>>714533313
https://eroshare . com/u35altw1
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YOᑌ ᑕᗩᑎ'T ᑕOᑭY AND ᑭᗩᔕTᕮ TᕼIᔕ ᗷᕮᑕᗩᑌᔕᕮ Oᖴ Tᕼᕮ ᑌᑎIᑫᑌᕮ ᖴOᑎT.
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>>714533313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOqOlETcRU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6nm5R-h0kQ
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Axis powers of America. And to the republic for which it stands. One nation under rule, divided by liberty, and justice for none
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I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fof9lHaApXc
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Y no sabras de casualidad como lo alimentaban?
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https://youtu.be/LBe4s29Ma1k
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>>714533821
Ron wants to speak to you.
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https://youtu.be/AoONBRnvQ9k
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http://m. spankbang. com/eacw/video/chinese+on+bus
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