ITT: Your life in one pic. No text in it.

>>714531293
man, the army has no sense of humor

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>>714531126
This minus the mess/bottles and anime poster.

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>>714531293
This you?

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This, just this.

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>>714531293

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>>714531791

>>714531293

>no text

my sides

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>>714531293
I was the investigating officer for a financial liability investigation of property loss (FLIPL), and I charged this dude for missing equipment after he left the Army. It was a bunch of AFATDS components. Shit was funny. The driver left the keys in his car, so this cat drove it around the barracks for lulz. No one got hurt.

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>>714531993

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>>714532046

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>>714532094

i got video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_02Sy7H6AE&t=4s

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>>714532126

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how bout a gif instead.

>>714532201

Too many maths

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Don't hate me cause you aint me

>>714532374
You're both overweight and unattractive.

>>714532027
At that point its not even funny its just sad, NCO had a serious problem with alcohol

>>714532497
It was in Korea. What else are you going to do?

>>714532444
trips of verisimilitude.

People have a hard time following instructions: One pic, no text.

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>>714532444
>checked
Trips of truth

>>714531468
Kek i can relate to this bro

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>>714532574

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>>714532613
check'm

>>714532444
I'm 6'1 170

>>714532767
Is the suit the machine?

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>>714532838
and a . . .

>>714531786
>>714531293
it's shit like this that makes me wish I had served.

>>714532910
not too late. see your local recruiter today!

>>714532910
It's all funny at the time, but then there's a fucking mountain of paperwork and time wasted investigating these stupid fucks. I got a lot of good stories out of it, so I guess it's worth the while.

>>714532883
Y u gotta be mean to me? :/

>>714532833
Nice

>>714533096
28 and scoliosis. doubt they'd take me.

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>>714533283

>>714533148
Don't know that feeling and never hope to.

>>714533350
No, you can get a waiver, unless you're shaped like the letter S

>>714533350
become DoD civilian employee. usajobs.gov

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>>714533283

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>>714532910
Its all fun and games until you get busted and have to stand a 16 hour watch, report in 12 times a day and scrub toilets for about a month.
>captch related

>>714533703
didn't mean I'd do that shit. I'm pretty professional when it comes to my work. I'd just like to hear about all the crazy shit that goes on. though it would suck when they punish everyone in the squad for one guys fuck ups.

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I heard it cures cancer

>>714531786
But what happened to the raccoon?

>>714532910
sorry anon http://www.snopes.com/navy-raccoon-breathalyzer/

>>714532833
Checked

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>>714531468
>>714532709

Underage detected.

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>>714531126

>>714532201
What is the answer to the original riddle in the first picture?

>>714532374
u tapped that yet?

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>>714531468

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>>714531286
yea huh...

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>>714531126

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>>714531126

>>714532374
you look like nfkrz
(just google fat Russian pig)

>>714531510
is that keemstar?

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lol

>>714531916
Snoke?

>>714539002
i hate coding but all my life ive done this. i dont know what else to do
i used to draw... before college killed my creativity

>>714539081
carry on bro ur bound to hit one

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>ignore text

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>>714531126

>>714539939
Thanks bro.

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>>714540666

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>pic related

>>714540666
this guy now owns this thread

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>>714540825
Ok...

Nothing is good or bad, there is no right or wrong, there is no eternal happiness or sadness and you will never be perfect. This symbol is very, very smart. Balance is the key to health. Continue with your thread.

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>>714540666

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>>714531126

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>>714531126

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>>714531126
>>714539002
my life pics already posted
>pic related : what i want for christmas

>>714533370
me on the left

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>>714531126

>>714533823
>Steven universe
Kill yourself

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>>714531126

>>714532838
>implying that isn't 30 pounds of fat

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>>714531126

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me on left

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>>714540666

>>714540220
glorious

>>714531286
Very cool.

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>>714531126

>>714548379
that's fucking disgusting my dude. at least get an ashtray you fucking bumbaklot

>>714540066
ROCK AND ROLL DUDE!!!

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>>714531126

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>>714531126

>>714542840
A racoon to fuck over your Christmas?

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>>714531126
>Your life in one pic.

>>714532833
checked fam

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>>714549334

>>714547607
kek

h

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Fought 20 years for my country... and got this shit to deal with

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>>714552276
And it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better. And it does get better at some point, Trust me, I'm a random guy on the internet. Also, I'm white. So that means i'm trustworthy.

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>>714531126

>>714552276
>no text in it

I have video
https://youtu.be/yslE9bJyy0A

>>714553272
kek

>>714532374
How many burger wrappers did you have to move in order to take that photo?

>>714532838
being tall isn't shit if you're fat

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Pretty much sums it up

>>714531407
I knew that man.

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>>714545027
kek

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>>714531126
>>714531245

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>>714531126

>>714539205
you beat your meat
thats it