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If you had $25,000,000 and no responsibilities, no wife/gf, no

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If you had $25,000,000 and no responsibilities, no wife/gf, no children and no hangers-on, what would you do?
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>>714513706
eat cookies & pizza
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>>714513706
buy a really expensive gun and shoot myself
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Buy a house and a Nissan gtr. Use the rest to invest in businesses and stocks.
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buy a house, build a huge shop, and tinker. All day, every day.
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>>714513897
Would it be really fancy or just really rare?
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Two chicks at the same time, man
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Probably what I do now, just more of it. Reading, playing video games, drinking and chasing pussy. I'd probably do some traveling since I don't get to do that now, and I might take the time to learn how to cook because my diet wouldn't have to consist of ramen noodles anymore.
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>>714514177
i don't know, maybe it would be an antique or something, like an old musket.
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>>714514023
Pretty much this, could live off interest pretty easily with that much
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>>714513706
Your girlfriend
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>>714513706
I would open up my own business. Probably a motorcycle dealership.

I would travel the world.

I would build a home that I designed.

I would address issues with my town, like do the firefighters need new equipment?

Offer scholarships and grants to impoverished kids in my area.

I would take over my local homeless shelter and run it better/build on to it.

I would add on to my church, provide them with better tech.
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Nissan Skyline r34 and a whole bunch of consoles, both classic or modern. Also, some hookers (of course)
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Probably go to a good university and just start studying what ever i am interessted in. Due to the financial safty, you could take as much time as you want to and stop and start over with something else when ever you want to. I guess i would try to become potent in many different fields while traveling a lot. After 8-10 years or so i guess i would start a buisness in the field that interested me the most or really just keep on studying, i mean 25 Million will probably be enough for a lifetime
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I just want to live without having any meaningful interaction with the world.

So, get a house, buy what I need, maybe gift a few bits and pieces to my few friends and family, then shut myself off and live off the interest. Become a total shut in.
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>>714513706
turn it into 250 000 000 through a series of amoral and often ethically questionable methods that would be at the expense of people who do have responsibilities, wife/gf, children and hangers-ons.
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>>714514244
I figure a dude with that kind of money could organise that sort of thing.

As for me, I'd do nothing. Legitimately.
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>>714513706
I would shit post on 4chan.
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>>714514023
>>714514378
>invest in... stocks
That shit is only for no-lifers who follow the market like autists. You'll never make any real money that way unless it's your full-time job and your part-time job.
>>714514308
Why not put a bunch of money into developing a raygun and kill yourself with that?
>>714514453
But I don't have a girlfriend.
>>714514630
Solid plan.
>>714514671
Way ahead of you
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>>714513706

The same thing I would if I had all those attachments.

Leave everything and everyone behind.
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>>714514713
>raygun
>>>/v/
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>>714513897
Get a ticket to fly to some country I've always wanted to see, enjoy a few days, then go to any easily accessible tall landmark and jump to my death...probably leave whatever money's left to some stranger
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what if I already do?
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>>714514661
We should hang out, have you seen channel 9? Breast exams... Pretty sweet
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>>714513706
Buy a big ass house for me and some homies to live in, invest my money into my multimedia company I'm attempting to start, buy a BMW sedan and a Toyota truck, do nothing but smoke weed and play vidya and watch movies for a month, travel for a couple months, come back and hunker down on building my company. Go from there.
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Set up a comfortable, modest house and volunteer at animal shelters when I'm bored.
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>>714514661
>As for me, I'd do nothing. Legitimately.
Are you me? I literally spend my days browsing the internet, watching tv/movies, ordering food, and that's it.
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>>714513706
Lol I would do whatever dream I've had.
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Fund a small but highly trained private army, go to some third world shit hole that the UN wouldn't intervene in and try and take it over just to say I could. I'd probably die but fuck it, I'm bored and it would make a hell of a Wiki entry.
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>>714514801
Then tell me what to do, because this shit >>714514896 is getting depressing.
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>>714513706
Move to Thailand and fuck trannies
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>>714514473
Why is such a good person on 4chan.
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Use it all to make the biggest and most impressive grave built since the pyramids, then kill myself.
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>>714514958
I have multiple condod in florida and own a complete floor of one of them
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>>714514961
Why not just move to San Francisco and fuck trannies?
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>>714514819
>>714514661
>>714514244

10/10
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>>714513706
>no responsibilities,
> no wife/gf,
>no children
>and no hangers-on

roger

just waiting on my 25mil /b/ro
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>>714515049
Thailand is cheaper, could live longer for 25 mil.
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>>714513706
Get a lipo suction and a personal trainer, then have a gender reassignment, including facial reconstruction and a boob job and move to jamaica to smoke weed everyday with some rastafarians.
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Ask the girl I've been in love with but never told anyone out, move and buy a nice ass car and enjoy life. the bitch you posted op should do Zarya cosplay ...
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Buy some buildings atound the world and live from the rent I get from them
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Probably buy a nice car and a decent house, top of the line computer and whatever else catches my eye at the time, save some for insurance and then blow the rest on escorts and hookers
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Drugs and junk food. Maybe some vidya too
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>>714513706
Would marry and fight in battle with my shield-maiden waifu until Valhalla
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>>714513706
I would make jewelry. My dream is one day to be able to make jewelry. Also bang high class hookers and do good drugs.
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>>714513706
>buy obscenely expensive/fast, yet roomy car
>pack my shit
>travel country until I inevitably crash my turbocharged bathtub
>pay medical bills
>buy an even faster car but drive it slowly because now I know I don't have what it takes to be a racecar driver
>rent apartments near college campuses all around the country
>cruise around throwing money at coeds and getting mad pussy
>find trashy girls with no values looking for a sugar daddy
>essentially pay them to be my harem
>buy a jet
>travel the world with my hookers, adding exotic whores to my stock in each country
>impregnate as many of them as I can
>die abruptly under strange circumstances as soon as my money runs out, leaving my whore sisterwives penniless so that my children grow up tough, knowing the value of hard work and clean living
>fireworks show at my funeral
>engraved picture of Wonder Woman fighting a pack of wolves on my gravestone
>mission accomplished
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>>714513706
Get a motorcycle, a heated riding outfit, and go see Russia the way it's meant to be seen: from anywhere that's not Sarah Palin's house.

Afterwards, probably either start a political movement or kit out a shop with good machine tools and a solid electrical bench and start building that cyber arm I've always wanted.
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>>714513706
fund my comfy neet life
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>>714513706
Buy an island. Build a house. Get a degree. Travel.
Multiply wealth. Family crest and start a new family. Give, at most, 5 mil to my sister for when she gets older. Probably pay off a little to my mother.
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travel, probably. get my shitty teeth fixed and spend the rest of my life travelling and fucking weird women all over the place
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Buy my parents a new house, pay off all their debt, buy a bunch of motorcycles, build the highest specs PC, travel, bang high end escorts, fix up my house.
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>>714513706
>buy Slavic waifu
>buy robot legs and space lungs
>run to the moon
>colonize the moon
>laugh down at all of u
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>>714515102

kek, +1
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build a business and hire a bunch of young college grads (plus buy a decent house and car)
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>>714513706
a friend of mine is in this situation

>rich relative dies
>quits college
>plays guitar all day
>gambles a bit
>drinks a lot
>fucks a few women
>another rich relative dies
>will never have to work
>gambles more
>buys loads of cars
>drinks less but
>fucks many more women
>another rich relative dies
>sells some cars
>actually makes money from this
>donates some of his profits to charities
>to avoid taxes
>gets noticed by the right people for his donations
>gets appointed to boards of companies and foundations
>making tons of money for doing fuck all
>buys and sells more cars
>drinks, gambles, and fucks women a lot
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>>714515022
it's gotta be some kind of front for something more sinister
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>>714513706
i would play video games and smoke weed all day long.
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>>714513706
The exact same thing I do know minus working.......
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id pay my way into being fuckable through extensive sergery
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>>714514713
I would invest on a drug that would cure you of that faggotitis that you have contract anon.
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>first thing that came to my mind was sell it all

help b am i retarded
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>>714513706
Move to a country where the government is either too corrupt to enforce them or doesn´t have laws against that kind of thing to begin with like Sauid-Arabia and live like fucking Gengis Khan.
As many wives as I want and fuck contraception, I´m starting my own clan.
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>>714513706
buy a car, a house, and would buy private concert from QOTSA and EITS and would just travel around the world
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>>714514177
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>>714514473
The reason you will never have that amount of money is because of what you would do with it. which is to say you wouldn't be a selfish asshole. World doesn't reward good people, it's a crap shoot.
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>>714516801
Kek
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>>714514023
/thread
Was my legit response. Gj anon
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>>714513706
Buy 1000 ND Miatas
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Give 25 million people one dollar each, slowly and subtly crushing the economy.
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>>714514713
You only need to follow it that closely if u intend to infest in risky buisness'. You can invest in slow growth stocks like gold and oil. Live off the interest. 25m at 1% is still very profitable.
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I would
>takes picture of cock and balls
>uploads to 4chan
Maximum file size is 2mb

#winning
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>Buy a shitload of land cheap land in the middle of nowhere in some midwestern state
>build my dream house
>buy a cool car and a few old farm trucks to dick around with
>take up hunting and fishing
>take up all kinds of weird and expensive hobbies like blacksmithing and woodworking and shit like that
>meet a nice girl with good maternal instincts
>settle down
>spend literally all of my time being a stay at home dad/hobbyist
>having gokart races with kids and building tree forts
>pray I don't have too many girls
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>buy the head of a bear costume
>buy a g-string
>go out at 4 in the morning in winter
>put them on
>dance like a ballerina
Feels good man
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>>714513706
finish my education, take the money and dip, visit all the places I could, live in different countries, maybe let myself get radicalised and start a militant movement :3
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>>714513706
Invest 10mil into properties around the country, renting them out to people and adjusting the cost so that they pay for the whole house + a little bit extra to re-feed into the bank account. To ensure I'll always have money.

Other 15Mil, straight into a 2 storey, 2 plot house that has a basement the same size.
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>>714518102
Ok Andrew
That's what i would do to.
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>>714513706
Spend all of it first killing Trump, then killing everyone who helped him. I don't like Pence, but I will leave him be. He is a piece of shit, but at least he is not Trump and the Republicans did sleaze into office.
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>>714518263
If only we were fags
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Fund an expedition to outerspace with no plans on returning to earth. Probably spend money to get educated in that shit...But i mean 25m might not be enough for it, but its how i want to die so maybe ill just set it up so when im an old man i just get shot into space
i was gonna say fund my education FOR the expedition but fuck knows if the money would last long enough for my unstudious ass to learn what i needa learn. I figure theres a few people with the brains that actually want to leave earth...who cares if theyre depressed or crazy as fuck.
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> be happy
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>>714513706
Smoke 25,000,000 worth of crack.
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>>714513706
>give money to a girl I know who's had a really shitty childhood/life
>hope it makes her rethink her decision to forsake friendships and family for her career, the only thing that ever seemed like a sure thing to her
>follow through on my plans to kill myself
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>>714513706
25 mil hm

>fly to my soulmate
>tell her she can drop everything and travel wherever she wants with me
>go on vacation for like a year or something with no direction
>settle down after a year in a quiet snowy mountain town
>buy a studio to make music
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>>714513706
Lobby a politician to make incest legal, so I can marry my sister. She is the mother of my children... instead of having a weird "sibling roommate" situation.
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Cocaine
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>get teaching, mythology, linguistics and literature degrees
>become professor
>teach all my lectures naked
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>>714513706
Visit everywhere in the world I'd want to visit.
Buy huge fucking computer, every possible game on steam.
Drop a couple million on getting the best pipeline for optimal quickscope ping.
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>>714513706
begin my vigilante career and making the world seem like a comic book story
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>>714515153
GÃ¥ i seng Mikkel
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>>714518301
>libtards exemplified in one post
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id rent a place in the high desert of california and start a cult based around meth and nihilism but mainly meth
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>>714513706
Setup an investment farm and chillax while taking 9 credits per semester at a college, just so i get wasted with bros and heckle freshmen.
Maybe research biological immortality to try and live that life forever
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>>714514550

u dont need to go to the university to study.... just read and reflect. Hard part is discussing your ideas with likeminded, but since most universities have too many students discussing said topics with teachers indepts are impossible logistically. So, stalk so scientists and become friends with them... its easy.
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I'd travel around the country to small towns and leave $1000 tips to waitresses in little cafes. Probably bang a few of them. Small town bitches have a taste for money.
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buy my parents awesome houses, for me a house inna woods, buy really nice camera and digital media equipment, pay my student loans, get a really nice mountain bike and road bike, donate $1000 to wikipedia, spend my summers travelling.

I'd like to take a year off to travel but I have career goals that I'm behind on. The money would just make my life less complicated and slightly more enjoyable but honestly wouldn't change much.

>>714514023
yeah I'd definitely think about that

>714515505
underrated post
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>>714519654
Headline the next day will read:
>Lottery winner shanked by some dirty niggers in back alley.
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>>714519953
>donate $1000 to wikipedia
Fuck off, Jimmy.
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Probably run around the world doing enough drugs chicks and having a lot more new expeiences
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I would travel the world. I could spend a couple decades doing that because that is one of the only things that matter. I would provide my parents a suitable life so they would never have to struggle again. I would build a giant mancave for my friends in our town. And I would try to get the girl I want.
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>>714519953

>>714515505
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>>714513706
Buy a nice house and pretty much just play videogames and browse 4chan for the rest of my life since 25,000,000 is definitely more than enough to live off of. I'd only ever go out to get groceries.
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>>714514147

nice.
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I would buy a pivot firebird di2 xtr and travel the world riding it with my mates
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>>714515049
yello fever
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>>714513706
> buy my parents a house
> pay off my siblings students loans
> go back to art school
> buy an 87 el Camino
> buy all the mother fucking Copic markers
> buy a cintiq
> spend my days drawing and animating my shitty stuff
> become the man she knew I could be and win her back
> buy a cool dog
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go to vegas during AVN week, get the best suit in vegas, fuck a load of whores and do a load of blow
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>>714519498
>lectures naked
Sign me up
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>>714514147
Oh yeah anon, this.
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>>714520018
actually, depending if I get perpetual income from the money, I'd donate more than that every year to wikipedia.

>>714520042
that's poetic. I'd like to hang in your mancave.
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>>714519953
Broke before you know it. I remember some pommy wanker who won 25m pounds. But supercars and tried to open his own bakery or some shit. Now he's poorer than he was before.
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>>714513706
I would buy 4 chan and license it, then close it.
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>>714513706
I'd kill my self cause no gf...
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>>714513706
Buy Buzzfeed and completely shut it down.
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>>714513706
World tour. Visit almost every country on Earth. Move to the best country I find. Bang whores and drink beer, play vidiya and drive expensive cars.
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>>714513706
i'd live however i wanted of course
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>buy a decent house
>go back to university now I can afford it
>invest in decent instead of mediocre music instruments to practice/play with
>do whatever (volunteer) job I feel like doing as much as I feel like working, as opposed to having to work to support myself
>give half a million to parents to pay off sense of guilt towards them, share some more money with parents and siblings (up to 1mil as I'm cheap)
>consider several holidays of several weeks per year instead of current 1 5-day holiday every 4 years

All in all I'd live an improved version of my current life, one where money is no longer a concern instead of being a poorfag. I don't really desire much excess in life.
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>>714513706
>Assimilate a harem of flagship Tranny's
>Have them trained to kill
>Sodomize them all(as to assert my dominance)
>Then send them to assassinate _____
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>>714520998
Legendary
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>>714513706
probably buy some property and build a fully stocked bunker to prepare for the apocalypse
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>>714520554
I doubt I'd be more likely to end up broke with an extra 25mil than I would now. I'd probably rethink the dream house, dat property tax. My parents live in my hometown where a nice house in the country costs less than a nice flat in the city so I could do well by them without spending too much. I'd get some professional advice and make low risk investments. I'm good at saving money, I'd take out some for fun and squirrel the rest away. I have no expensive habits and I don't plan on acquiring any. I'm well on my way to my dream career as is, paying tuition with the money I saved working. I'm not a masochist so I would never try to go into the food industry. Only morons go broke buying expensive cars.
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>>714513706
Play vidya
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>>714513706
Drugs, best quality.
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>>714521492
Yeah, that party will never end.
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Acquire rural land or an island, build a cozy house and a bunch of smallish roller coasters, and chill in quiet comfort pursuing hobbies.
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>invest 10 million into private security
>train extremely dangerous death squads for hire
>earn 3 times the original 25 in 2 years while living in a nice estate in glorious U.S.S.R
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>>714521719
Also a rally cart course.
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Buy a small private island with a cabin and live alone in peace
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Focus all efforts into attracting fit cuties and dominating them.
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>>714513706
Start a company.

Make drugs make more money.

Become drug lord, and have a successful company.

Start using my world influence to get countries to riot and revolt against their leaders.

Buy 4chan, and move on.
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>>714513706
Fuck some hookers.. know some with quality service but it aint too cheap.
Get epic car probably the most expensive house I could find.
Get decent house
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>>714513706
I would buy a Victorian lodge with a high wall around the grounds that has a proper cellar and turn it into a dungeon.
I would then start to take people there anonymously in secret and torture them to death, dissolving them in acid in one of my outbuildings.
At the moment I don't do these things, I just take them to my secret place, shoot them behind the ear and put them in the well with the others.
Pic related.
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Buy 4chan, shut down every board but /x/
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>>714513706
Fuck some hookers.. know some with quality service but it aint too cheap to do it too often.
Get epic car probably the most expensive Tesla I could find.
Get decent house but not too lavish.
Charity...maybe invest some of it
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>>714513706
Raise a small army and retake South Africa for the white man
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Invest in stock
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>>714521731
Putin would have you taken down for forming a Terrorist organization broh.
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>>714513706
Built off grid home in woods, stay far away from everyone.
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>>714513706
Move to canada buy a nice condo in vancouver and work at a 7 eleven for the visa
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>>714513706
First off, go from place to place asking for change in smaller bills so the government doesn't try to eat the metaphorical cum that is my large sum of money out of the metaphorical ass that is my total amount of money.

Then, once that shit's done, I'd probably move out of this dying, stagnant town. Maybe a nice, decent size city that's relatively close to some natural beauty I can go camping in. Some place with nice tall buildings, and stays alive through at least some of the night.

Spend a lot of it on visiting friends on holidays and getting badass presents for everyone in my life, in addition to some good shit for me (comics I've been wanting, books I've been after, a nice motorcycle, getting my toaster car fixed)

I'd also buy all the pre-workout I could ever need and be able to soak up gains like a wealthy white girl does attention
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25,000,000$, and I live in the eurozone.
I would use 5,000,000$ to buy the usual stuff, like a house and a car.
I would invest the remainder in secure bonds, like government bonds, to insure a steady income.
I would still be fucking rich each month, and could travel all the time, without any further obligations.
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Move to Korea and play Tekken all day

I mean Japan might be nicer but Korea is cheaper
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>>714513706
Buy Alphabet.
ez
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Quit my job, put 20MM in a few safe investments and live very,very well on the interest.

I'd spend 1MM to buy or start my own brewery, 3MM to build a nice house on the Oregon coast.

The last million to be blown on a sex and drug fueled trip around the world (Panama, Thailand, etc.)
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>>714513706
Ur mum
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>>714513706
Two chicks at the same time man
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>>714513706
>Buy Yahoo & assets

>Run a hard-right tumble and ban anyone who questions or gets offended
>Make deals with anti-sjw's to get then to use tumblr.
>Shadowban feminists from tumblr who attack the anti-sjw's
>Watch the irony as feminists get banned for offending non-pc users.

Pic unrelated
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>>714524688
Why not just burn your money
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>>714522608
Away from everyone, but with unlimited Internet connection that is.
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Pay off my student loans, buy a house in the woods in the middle of nowhere and fuck off from society.
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>>714513706
i don't have that much, but i'm worth over $1 million. i have a wife that works, makes like 125k a year so i just kind of sit around, drink vodka, play my guitar and throw tennis balls for my dogs, and shoot my guns. haven't had to work in 10 years. i stay awake drunk and partying for days at a time. she works from home so it's mostly all fun except the 40 hours a week she works. even then she's home, so she works in her pajamas and a fun time is had by all. even before i got that much money, my whole life has been pretty much like this. i could fall ass backwards into a pile of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
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>>714513706
I would pay every attractive female cast member of SNL to betray their families in various evil demented fucked up ways.
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keep 1 mill, would be more than enough to satisfy me, already have what I need.

donate 24 mill to SENS cuz I wanna live. life is the only resource that matters to me.
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>>714513706
Get a girlfriend/wife have children all when I am of age, currently 18, and then get a job so I don't spend my days being a lazy bum.
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>>714513706
I would hold contests among celebrities and public figures to see who will be the last one standing to receive the antidote.
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>>714513706
I would become a gynecologist of the stars.
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>be me
>won lottery, 25 millis, no biggie
>want to tell wife & kids
>died in a house fire in 2012
>I was out at work
>nothing I could do
>buddy of mine says he knows a guy who can bring people back to life
>wut
>"wel not exactly the same as before, but better than zombies. you will be able to talk to them"
>sounds kinda fuckd up, want to try it anyways
>says it will be expensive
>not a problem
>ff 3 months
>emails me address to huge laboratory in middle of nowhere
>walk in, scientists everywhere
>lolnerds.png
>pay up front, 25 mil
>the program is in beta, I am the first test subject
>hooks me up to typical machine in a chair, puts hair dryer looking thing over my head.
>'so how exactly does this work'
>'well we dug up their bodies with your permission, and their brains were still well in tact. we got what we could, but keep in mind, decay is real, and we couldn't harvest everything. We've uploaded their consciousness to a computer, and with this device you can hear them.
>can't wait to hear my wife's voice
>machine boots up
loading....
>hello?
>"lol dad u have a hairdryer on your head. fuckin gay nigger"
>"honey you look like a faggot. plus what happened to your body. your embarassing me"
>say I've had enough, take machine off.
>tfw wife and son still toasting from beyond the grave
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>>714513706
I would force everyone considered to be an artist, actor, writer, director, or in any way tied to media to have to get real jobs and lead significantly shittier lives and infect them with various diseases and illnesses that affect their health and outward appearances and then pay for random strangers who are past their prime to replace them.
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I reject all your notions of wealth and have never been happier making 12 dollars an hour and trying on sexy out fits with my wife.
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>>714513706
I would make world war 3 happen.
>This one destroys EVERYTHING and EVERYONE.
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>>714528086
lol some one is doing that to me IDC though I've been sick for months doctors don't know fuck tptb
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>>714513706
Nice question.

Travel and make my art, for a bit.

Then invest in education and space science.
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>>714513706
would give my 27 year old estranged step daughter $1million, but only in $1000 increments.

she'd have to blow me every time she got a grand. sometimes it wouldn't even be me, i'd take her to the nigger liquor house in the next county and make her suck off the drunkest, nastiest nigger i could find. i'd purposely not wash my dick for weeks so i could make her gag and puke on my dick. i don't like her, did i mention that? fucking cunt
>>
I'd buy a small house in Costa Rica somewhere
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>>714513706
Make the new L in the 2017 film not a nigger
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>>714515153
you could probably make 25 mill last even in monaco... it's a crazy amount of money.

Personally I'd travel the world, already seen some of it but would be nice to not have to be a tight ass all the time. A big house with plenty of space for mates over i'd have lan parties every few weeks with drinks/food supplied.
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>>714528506
Wat?
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>>714516381
>CP
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>>714529365
Death Note, I'm guessing. They are making L a nigger
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Buy a lot of land to protect. Start a research company to develop cultivars of vegetables that can be grown in extreme climates and poor soils. They may not be profitable but it will give people better self-sufficiency of nutrition instead of factory-farm growing one or two things in each place and shipping them around the globe. E.g. if I can make a cole crop grow in the African savanna and then distribute seeds the legacy would be enormous.
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>>714528375
Bet she'd say no.
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>>714529519
this
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Open my own brewery within my own land to grow my own hops and malts.

Buy myself a self designed house with the help of a competent architect.

Buy a BMW X6 ( Yes, I like this car )

Live happily with my hobbies and off my business, traveling the world. Helping hobos and people I met during my travels.

Look for and invest money on people with good ideas.

Make my waifu real.
>>
leave Germany
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>>714513706
enough money to finance an organization or create one myself which blows away every mosque i can locate in europe.
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>>714514955
>>714515505
>>714519654
These are interesting people.
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>>714513706
>>714513706
Found a company out in the middle of nowhere and build a small town around it. Own/control the housing, utilities, police, city administration, etc. Make it a strongly libertarian leaning city.

As long as you don't fuck with anyone else, you can basically do whatever you want. No victimless crimes and a fully voluntary market.

It would be the first settlement of this kind on earth and, if successful, more towns may decide to follow the model.

The libertarian model CAN work, and rather than trying to wait on votes to move us into power, we just need to cut the middle man and implement our policies directly.
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>>714513706
in all honesty, I wanna learn stuff, a lot of stuff,
how to cook, tinkering, mechanics, electronics, self defense, biology, economy, literature, art, music, phisics
and travel, travel everywhere!
and I would take my grama with me sometimes, poor grama
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>>714513706
Why am I the first to ask this? I want moar of the mucular hottie. Ordinarily, I don't dig muscle chicks, but this one still looks girly and feminine in the face, so it's still hot.
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>>714513706
id buy myself a little plantation somewhere, hire some guys to work for less than minimum wage, have a servant house for them all to sleep, whip them if they try steal my shit or look at my wife.
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>>714530164
>I will own/control the housing, utilities, police, city administration
>but it's still libertarian
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>>714513706
Invest in real estate to the tune of 20 million

Take the other 5 and buy myself a nice house and car, and then go on a 2 year holiday all over the world
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>>714513706
Be glad someone gave me 25m to take away my wife. Because otherwise it's my life as is.
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>>714513706
kill myself
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>>714530541
Well, libertarianism is based on capitalism. And I'm not saying I would keep ownership, but for a city to be founded on a libertarian model it would take a capitalist to jumpstart all the business in that town.

You could sell land for dirt cheap and encourage people to build there with little/no taxes. It would quickly become a capitalist/libertarian mecca.
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Buy an island in the south pacific. Travel to Thailand, and Indonesia, purchase a few choice lolis from broke ass rural farm families. Spend my days buried balls deep in them until the local authorities get tired of my depredations, and have me assassinated.
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>>714513706
I would give most of it away. And travel the rest of my life
>>
Spend it all on comics and candy!
>>
>>714514713

dude u know shit about stocks and your statement is not true at all.

if you dont believe me, open stock chart for Apple, and Tesla for example. Grab calc and then let me know what would u do with that fuckton of money from dividends or from-time-to-time sells/buys.
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>>714530890
You would be doing far more for society if you started businesses that paid decent wages. You'd profit and get more cash, it would give productive members of society opportunity.

Charities are usually run by swindlers often times with 90%+ going to "administration", bloated salaries of the overseers who determine who should get paid the remaining 10%. Not to mention that final 10% usually winds up going to 3rd world countries corrupt local charities (often ran by the local warlord) and maybe a small small percentage helps who you wanted. Charities are best if given direct. If you're well off and know a hard working man that's struggling to support his family, help him direct. If you have disabled in your family that need to be supported, give direct. That's the only way charity or giving away cash becomes a positive thing, otherwise it's the most corrupt thing on earth. A teat to be suckled at best and an all out scam usually.
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>>714530842
I expected this response much earlier in this thread honestly. Way to be edgy kid.
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>>714513706
I would move to South Korea hire a top flight film crew and start a porn studio for America. I would fly over white male talent but keep the hottest one for myself.
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Hookers n blow
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>>714531088
You win
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>>714513706
Move somewhere like Alaska or Texas where it doesnt cost a lot to live out there be a neet, doing nothing, maybe finding a job I actually like to pass the time, and trying to find a decent woman to wife.
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>>714513706
I'd get stoned and eat lots of food and have a good time, go to the shops and window shop because I'm too tight to spend a few quid.
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Jesus Christ. The creativity here is dead. You know what I would do? Fuck with people. Find the hottest bar in town. Get well dressed. Go in and buy a round on me for everybody. See who gets close to me to talk to me, select a few to focus on based on if I can see vulnerabilities. I'm sure b/ can smell a girl with daddy issues a mile away. But not just girls, but anybody. I then see how far they would go. Like seriously how far. Then enjoy seeing humanity at it's lowest level. Move place and repeat
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>>714532940
Fuck not as in have sex with them obv
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