>23 >F >basic as all hell >high as giraffe pussy AMA

>>714509619
what kind of guys do you fuck and what would it take to be friendzoned by you?

>>714509619
obviously tits or gtfo

>>714509619

What job you do OP?
Any college/Uni?

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>>714509619
post tits with timestamp

>>714509619
Dubs for tits
Check em

>>714509729
I fuck funny guys and guys who I really feel chemistry with... Also talk guys (shallow but true)
I friendzone anyone who dates or has dated any of my friends

>>714509858
B.S. Psych
On my way to my MFT Masters
Work retail atm selling makeup

23M. Would love to disappoint you sometime. I make a mean plate of spaghetti. Bring your own chair.

>>714510084
Oh bummer :/

>>714510294
well i havent done that so are there any other options if i want to be friendzoned?

>>714510294
Tall** goddammit

>>714510367
Carbs are never a disappointment lol

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>>714510409
No make conversation well. I hate having to do all the work. And be a dick to my dogs.
(picture of my dogs)

>>714510610
ugh can you please just friendzone me, stop making it hard

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>>714509729

OP CONFIRMED FAT NECKBEARD "GRIL" B8: ABORT THREAD, REPEAT: ABORT THREAD

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>>714510740
Why do you have no friends but girls are lining up to suck you off?

>>714511332
no, its humiliating and i like it

>>714511456
Oh then, yeah, get in the friendzone bitch

>>714510294
>'talk guys'?

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>>714511332
OP CONFIRMED FUGLY LANDWHALE, ABOORT FUCKING THREAD ABORT ABORT

>>714511627
:) thank you. what do you like to do for fun?

>>714509619
what's the age of the oldest guy you've fucked?

>>714511762
I corrected it. Fuck. My mom's an English professor. I should be humiliated.

>>714511913
31

>>714511831
Read mostly. Fuck around on /b/ a little and lurk curvy girl threads. Cook. Work.

>>714509619
how often do you jill?

>>714512113
Daily-ish. Sometimes more. Probably 10X a week on average (assuming I'm in a relationship and/or getting laid at least once a week)

>>714509619
Why do you continue to use 4chan if you are a woman despite the overpoweringly misogynistic atmosphere.

>>714512290
most unusual place where you've done it?

>>714512290
how often do you think is normal for a guy to have sex?

>>714512097
i could get you books or drive you to and from work maybe?

>>714509619
whats the sluttiest thing you've done?

>>714512320
I assume it's a joke mostly and I can take a joke; plus, it's got sort a secret portal into a frat house vibe. Idk I'm nosey.

>>714509619
Have you ever given a white knight any pussy?

>>714511786
A least she is a real women

>>714512382
At my former boyfriends work (also my work but different departments) he had this tiny office -- it was basically a closet he couldn't even fit chairs -- and we had just started hooking up. He pinned me against the wall. It was excellent.

>>714512404
As often as possible from what I've gathered

>>714512452
I love catering to quirks to I was sexting with a guy (we never hooked up in real life) and he liked to be called 'daddy;' so that happened.

>>714512788
you don't sound very intresting

>>714512671
do you use toys or fingers to jill? also, most usual place where you've jilled?

>>714512420
Thanks I have a huge Amazon wish list devoted just to books because I'm a little compulsive and I like lists

>>714512834
It was pretty a pretty slutty situation... Or it would've been if he hadn't been on then other side of the world. Lol

>>714512907
Fingers typically because I'm too nervous to buy my first toy and a public bathroom

>>714509619
where do you like a guy to cum?

>>714513206
I've only had sex in monogamous situations - 2 men total - so usually inside because I have an IUD

>>714513001
thats kinky not slutty. slutty would be doing something impulsively with little/no commitment. it'd be slutty to suck someone off you just met cuz he is hot. bondage with your bf would be kinky but not slutty at all

>>714513206
Though I tried swallowing and it was ok and I'd let someone cum on my face but no one's ever taken me up on it when inside was an option lol

>>714513278
do you like the feel of their cum inside you, or do you just prefer it (given the IUD and monogamy keeps things fairly safe) because it's less to clean up?

>>714513316
Oh... Then slept with a guy from work after only having known him a short time (though it ended up long term... So maybe not...) & I was totally the aggressor at first. Or I had a boyfriend for a hot second in college and he and I made out for a long time on a dock at like 2 am and I think he came himself after an embarrassing amount of dry humping

>>714513473
It's really not much less clean up as the girl lol
I like it inside me and running down my legs a little and wetting my panties after if we have places to be. It just makes me feel owned or possessed or had somehow. Like I have this super fantastic secret. Makes me confident.

>>714509619
what do you look like? (hair/eye color, height, etc.)

>>714513730
5'1", a-symetrical haircut, 36DDD, curvy but not huge (size 12 so average), green/grey eyes

no tits yet
abandon thread

>>714513902
what would it take to get you to get naked in this thread?

>>714513278
when did you get your IUD? any part of the process uncomfortable? (insertion, any reaction after, etc.)?

>>714514074
Uhm a lot of convincing and a lot more weed

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>>714513902
>5'1"
>a-symetrical haircut
>36DDD
>size 12

you guys just got Lost The Game

Good trolling OP. these retards dont even know you just described the stereotypical fat feminist...lel

>>714514216
Last year (before that I was a Nuvaring girl) and fuck. yes. I have endometriosis so when I was at the Dr last she said she's surprised I can even have sex my shit is so tight (from the constant pain making me tense) and so having a little one inch square plastic guy shoved up there was hellish

>>714514322
/thread
not worth it

>>714514354
Ohhh gosh, I have a tumblr and everything (never mind that I use it only to look at porn and lingerie)

>>714514322
But we love you and no one will save. Also dubs calls for it. Checkum.

>>714510436
OP, I'm 6'6. Would you fuck me?

>>714514354
See I was hoping the haircut would be more Ghost in the Shell also... It isn't my ideal but too late now

>>714514697
Well you've definitely got the tall thing going for you

>>714514636
I think the dubs just called for more weed...

>>714514865
Was that pic posted earlier you?

Pentagram on Pussy or GTFO

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>>714514948
Yeah

(pic related - a friend & me wearing her glasses)

>>714514816
I have a small penis too.

>>714515077
Aussie chick, eh? Throw anotha prawn on the barbi

>>714515155
Ouch and dubs means it's true right? Sucks.

>>714515236
I dont know why it does that. Drives me bonkers

>>714515077
Wow no one cares.
>tits or gtfo
>there are no grrls on the internet

>>714515252
That's not me tho. I am me. I can post a pic too. I have a baby face tho

>>714515077

Nice.

What would you recommend to a 20yo uni student who is still a kissless virgin?

Also, what does your pussy look like? Harry?

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>>714515459
here, this is me.

Jesus. This place has become Reddit 2.0

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>>714515623
You're an ass, that's not me.

>>714515585
Never ever ask for a kiss. Go in for it and let her meet you part way. At least that way you're only. Embarrassed if she doesn't meet you rather than demasculated either way. Consider friends; sex with someone you actually enjoy is better. If a girl goes way out of her way to talk to you or gets upset when you don't reply or makes excuses to hang out with just you she wants the d.

>>714515755
I actually gave some good pics tho if it's ok to start dumping

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>>714515585

>What does your pussy look like, Harry?

>>714515585
Oh and my pussy is hairless and I haven't had any complaints.

So how about at least a bra and timestamp? These dubs call for it.

>>714516033
Fucking Czech'd

>>714515880
knew that Hagrid was a pedophile
...a misguided, ill-informed one, but still a pedophile.

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>>714515888

You haven't heard any complaints because they want to fuck you. Rest assured, they get a big laugh from their buds about your stench trench.

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>>714516033
I'm already in bed but you did get the dubs so...

>>714516264
Oh my God that would be the most humiliating thing ever. I would die or wish I had.

>>714516301
No nipple? What kind of 2 but horseshit is this

>>714515807

K, I'll try. It's just that I don't talk to anybody, just two people in my class because they're from my country.

I need to find the courage to start a conversation with someone, it's just hard to do for me.

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>>714516301

The "I wanna be kinda slutty but I'm going to cover my nipples" episode.

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>>714516399
God sorry it's hard aim with the forward flash lol and I forget how fixated boys are on nipples

>>714516574
Lick them

>>714516417
It's not that hard.
But I'm an enfp, so maybe it's an extrovert thing.

>>714516648
>Fucks given.
>0

>>714516625
And no dubs but thanks for playing

TIMESTAMP

>>714517292
Roll again

>>714517311
CHEKD

>>714516574
I like ur tittis <3

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>>714517539
Butthole. Pls

>>714517673
Hard pass.

>>714516675

Yeah, I'm more of an introvert. But I have no problems talking to a girl if she starts the conversation. That's fine.

>>714517539
Pinching nipple

>>714517673
rolling

>>714517673

Roll

>>714517753
Yeah but no one wants to be the starter lol it doesn't sound like you're an introvert -- sounds like you're a chicken (sorry tough love)

>>714517539
phalanges in vaginal canal

>>714517673

Nice

Rulling for poop shoot

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Don't dis something you have not tried yet.

From the looks of it, giraffe pussy might just be awesome.

>>714509619

>>714517673

This

>>714518002

:( chicken. Could be, yeah.

What do girls notice first / like the most when they meet a guy?

>>714518133

CHECKED

>>714518131
Well being this high is pretty great

If dubs, lick tit
if trips, post vag and/or butthole

>>714518133
Still no! I don't do butt stuff in real life and I'm not gonna here
>was molested and isn't into butt stuff
>breaking stereotypes

>>714518280
Fuck. reroll.

>>714518297
So show us your vagoo

What's your name? You look like an Ashley.

>>714518297
I'm off to bed, have a good night OP.

>>714518356
that particular slang physically makes me want to wretch.
God this is an ama not supposed to be about noods

>>714518370
So goddamn close: Jessica

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>>714518433
Rule 30 of the internet.

>>714518526
Show your feet, Jessica. Preferably soles. Please.

>>714515077
You're so ugly we can skip the tits and proceed straight to GTFO
As an ugly woman you're not even worth attention
Congrats, you barely even exist
GTFO

Since you posted tits, time for vagina or literally nobody else in the thread will fucking care you pathetic whore.

See >>714518579 image

>>714516301
>no nipples
>disgusting man boobs
it's not too late to kill yourself

My dick is like 5.5". Will my girlfriend be happy with it forever?

What's your snapchat Jessica? I've been told I have a pretty good looking cock.

>>714516574
you must have a retarded memory with those big ass tits. no one ever stares or reminds you daily that you have huge udders.Alas its not anything negative.

>>714518750
I could be wrong here but women don't care about dick pics. They have easy access to them. Part of the reason pussies are so enticing is how not often we get to see them unless we pay or really impress the girl.

>>714519086
Yeah but I have a reeeeeeally nice dick.

>>714519086
There are no girls on the internet. You get what you want if you follow the rules, you may WANT an AMA, but you have to earn your admission first.

>>714519166
Even then, are women attracted to a dick because of how it looks? Women are always saying they are attracted to personality, confidence and that kinda shit. The vagina is only like 4 inches deep, and isn't most of the pleasure in the thousands of nerve endings on their clit?

Idk, if I was a woman I'd be more interested in getting my clit sucked.

>>714519174
But they showed tits already, fuck face.

>>714519394
They showed A tit newfag.