NZ/New Zealand thread.

Cunts fucked mate.

quads and I kill myself.

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>>714508886
Fug.

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Christchurch reporting in

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>>714508672

Boys.

I brought a 50, get told it's shit and, fuck, yeah it's shit.

Smells like weed but hasn't gotten me stoned once, just horrible headaches.

It's honestly time to grow my own (space bucket).

>>714509208
are you smoking leaves bruh?

>>714509334
Yeah I think it's cabbage aye. But cabbage can get you high if you make it into an edible which this stuff hasn't.

I made a firecracker and all I have is a killer headache.

>>714509208
hidden and reported.

>>714509208
You smoking hedge clippings mate?

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Who likes this cunt

Anyone get stuff NZ vendors on the naughty net?

I'm wanting to try mushies for depression but have no idea about to use the naughty net.

>>714508886
Sweet deaths embrace slipped right through your fingers

Why are IDs even gone?

What's your favourtie New Zealand meme?

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>>714511013

Why are IDs even gone?

>>714510923
>>714511422
To allow samefagging

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>>714511544
Wut

>>714511661
OMG LOOOOLLLL
BUSTED
FOOL

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gday cobber

>>714512225
I like the cut of your jib, mate

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>>714509674
theres some nice alice on there and occassionaly some good mdma. should have just gone picking earlier in the year man. picture related

>>714512368
I went looking but had no luck.

I have a spore print just gotta use it.

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>>714511013
I like this one.

>>714512291
pop round for a cuppa sometime, you can leave your boots under my bed anyday

>>714511013

Sure as fucking hell isn't nek minut

>>714512493
>cuppa
Now you're REALLY talking my language

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>>714512451
i can vouch for it working with the depression. what island are u in anon? picture related

>>714512650
Gosh, you did very well.

>i can vouch for it working with the depression
I've been reading up about microdosing and stuff and it's insanely promising. There's a lecturer at UoA whose stdying microdosing whom I'm going to get in contact with, see if he will find my trials interesting/want to use me as test subject. The use for anxiety/PTSD seems amazing too.

I have severe depression, On the Becks Depression scale I'm 58 (I think) out of 63. Ha ha ha.

>what island are u in anon?
North Island.

>GN

>>714513021
o i dont know much about huning in the north i was going to give ya some pointers. , those pictures were from rather average hunts to.

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23 Days

>>714513321
Ooh, we're getting close

>http://www.trademe.co.nz/art/tattoos/other/auction-1215481129.htm

What should we get tattoo'd on her ass?

>>714513212
Really? Damn.

What was the effect regarding your depression? How big were the doses you took, etc?

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>>714513321

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>>714513321
Where did the time go?

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facebook com / stephlovers

>>714513021
>58 out of 63
44 here. Shit, nigger.

Hey brahs youse all fully sick?

>>714514130
chea bol

>>714511013
grape looking slut

>>714514028
Not on any meds either, those things are rank as fuck.

>>714514413
True that. I'd take feeling manic over feeling nothing at all

>>714513507
i started by taking 10 then i worked my way up to 30 big ones. the come up always felt like i was teetering on the verge of a panic attack, and then once even in the trip/peak itself it felt like a bit to much. the afterglow was always my favourite part. i use to have social anxiety to the point where my voice would shit out when talking to new or people i deemed intimidatig and depression, one night my friends passed out early and i sat there and just had a real long hard thought about why i was as anxious as i was, and it came down to me thinking i was inferior to other people, i realised i was a normal ass dude and that really helped me with being around people. also a i thought about my life and about all my lows and just thought "it could be worse" at the time that simple sentence seemed so profound and drove it in permanently. sorry ive had few drinks (thirsty thursday eh ) . im probably rambling

>>714513321
Make NZcam Great Again

>>714514829
No, I get you, thanks for replying, very insightful (notice how you apologised for answering the question, though).

I am worred about the trip anxiety some people report and also terrified of what I'm experience. I've heard people sometimes have to face painful memories on trips and, in my case, I could possibly retraumatise myself which would not be very fun at all.

Chch in

Whats happening tonight other Chch people?

>>714509018
haha classic!

>>714509208
Does it have mold on it? That will give you a headache

Where the fuck are the scores in akl (north shore)?
Its so fucking dry atm

>>714515753
>Christchurch

Drinking alone.. Like most nights

>>714515885
Nope, no mould, just cabbage.

boys start your closet crops now, no doubt legalisation is on the way with donkey on the way out

>>714513212
Not that guy but keen on some tips for SI if you can be fucked, never tried mushies but keen as

>>714515658
thats what happens man, thats how it kinda helps to, your forced to reface things that you've stuffed away or its super weird . i think you should do it though.

>>714508672
ITT sheep shaggers

>>714516025
shorefag here. you either go to the coast or the city.

>>714515753
spreydon heeeeeere just some beugs and youtube

>>714509582
yeah hes alright, what city's he from?

>>714516297
Spreydon you say

>>714516141
Bridges is against it.
What's Bill English's views?

>>714516251
Do you have contacts in the city or just walk around and ask? I asked like 10 people at vince staples last night but no luck

>>714516238
Yeah, I will, just have to go about it in the right way. Thinking for my first time, to ease me in 1.5-1.7g will be alright.

>>714516409
yeah down ye old supervalue

>>714516551
Drunk maccas?

any bros fucked some good maori pussy
best blowjobs out there

>>714516068
Fair enouh, im drinking old mout, like that shit. What area you in?

>>714516659
>area you in

Not other spreydon anon but spreydon

>>714516091
Sorry to hear that dude

>>714516462
homeless shelters and anyone down an alleyway.

>>714516297
Ol Spreydon, subscribed to anything worth note?

>>714516786
Would legit pay a homeless man 20c/shroom

>>714516456
probably not good, looks like another bible basher who's against abortion and same sex marriage

>>714516715
Spreydon has all the predators it seems haha

>>714516655
>>>714516551 (You)
im a regular there ;)

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>>714516961

>>714517001
Make it happen

Anyone else tried a waterpuff?

Make a bong out of any normal bottle

Anyone selling in Tauranga?

>>714508672

Hi, I'm Billy English, your next PM.

>>714517238
sup skuxx
got mad hookupz if u legalise weed g

>>714516659
Boi waikato crates are on!
Yeow!

>>714513949
farrk those are some nice tits

>>714516658
Boi i havent even seen maori pussy.

>>post maori pussy for my morbid curiousity

I have never fucked a maori bitch

>>714517704
I don't have Maori pussy, but I have Maori tits if thats any better?

>>714517858
So you're a maori trap? Or are you half maori but only the top half?

>>714517858
post maori boitits

>>714517939
>>714517945
i was meaning i have a tit pic from a maori girl..

>>714518040
these tired old things?

https://www.instagram.com/josie.edan/

>>714518040
Chuck em up bro!

>>714517506
Get it

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>>714517945

I'm from Perth WA?
sup cunts?

>>714518757
'sup, cunt. Got an ex-kiwi mate over there. How's the blistering heat and isolation?

it's okay, it could be worse.

>>714517315
skuxx died in 2014 dick head

>>714508672
I literally only ever see NZ threads and Deutsche Threads.

>>714519278
Got to stop in for a yarn

>>714516068
Browsing 4Chan

Chch. COON Hay popping in

>>714519537
Anyone here in Christchurch, Hornby?

What sort of places do you wonderful fuckers live in? Im in suburbia for now, its weird and sort of sucks. Lots of tits though

>>714519537
Coon hay

Accurate.

>>714519623
Just moved bought my first house here. Help me God

>>714519623
i second this

>>714519580
I'm from Christchurch and I'm hornby.

>>714519721
Off to a rocky start?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XsywYEX1N0

tfw nz actually puts out some decent msuic

>>714519952
Not yet. Just keep the niggas away and I'll be right. I'll leave a box of Billy's at the end of the street

>>714519584
I live in a house with a tv.

>>714519928
What roads do you live around? I need a friend

>>714520068
The olll' billy technique

>>714519240
U just werent a skuxx ow

>>714520092
Livin' it up friend

>>714520323
Oh Fuck G you got fuckin toasted ow. Nigga you were ballin man fuck you better chuck em up and get you're brothers to protect your arse nigga

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>>714520177
You just lurking in the bushes in Hornby, looking through peoples windows, looking for a friend?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Palace

>>714520503
What fucking bushes :D....It's all stone mate

But otherwise yup, pretty much

>>714520036
>decent

sounds like shit.

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>>714520874
I like your style

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world penis size rank

>>714521050
>tfw top ten

Chch nudes?

Any skateboarders?

>>714521220
Ill get nude for you bb

>>714521400
Old you would've

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>>714521316
Right here

>>714521426
Have i changed that much :(

>>714513321

>pull the trigger
the mad man actually did it....

Can someone start up a nz nudes thread in /s/ again?

>>714521451
nigga what the fuck is up with that board.

>>714521620
Why don't you do it, you lazy fuck

>>714520036

fucking garbage

>>714521696
Got non left. New lappy

>>714521660
It's lived a long and hard life, is what

>>714521451
Solid night for a skate. What you riding ATM I'm bout to upgrade from my darkstar to a chocolate board

>>714521902
It's a six-something wide Krooked deck. It's years old though, I don't ride that much anymore

>>714521753
Where's Quercys pussy

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>>714522253

>>714521902
The ol chocolate board from the darkstar

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>Christchurch

>>714522535
Whats up dude

Halswell

>>714522597
Not much, on holidays and got back into WoW for legion. You?

>>714522535
I was born in Burwood, if that counts?

>>714522687
Eyyy same, currently raiding and getting fucked as per usual.

>>714522694
Burwood is still Christchurch, I lived there for awhile until earthquakes.

>>714522809
Oh nice, I just started couple weeks back. 860ilvl nelf Rdruid on Frostmourne.

>>714522970
Yeah but I no longer live there, haven't since I was like 2. now i'm in Dunedin

test

http://stream.dob.jp

>>714522970
Shit I was on Frostmourne before but switched server because the guild we joined had some stupid bitch raid leading and everyone was shit. So we moved to Thaurissan. 883 Brewmaster at the moment.

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Kiwi as fuck bro

>>714523484
Haha fair, kinda regret using my boost on frostmourne. Had a couple friends on it though. Leveling a horde toon on Barth to play with other friends.

>>714513949
nice

>>714522687
Fair enough, fallout 4 still for me and bongs
and cider

>>714523682
Faaaaak

>>714523595
Yeah, we used our boosts on Horde Frostmourne. Dumb idea. Got ganked by every Alliance on the god damn server.

>>714524331
Yeah that's really dumb. Frostmourne is like 85% alliance

>>714524451
Last time we checked it was even more than that. Fucking so glad we switched. The guild we left were all massive cucklords and sucked the raid leaders dick. She did the lowest DPS out of everyone.

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>>714524245
That's fake. I put more flair in my B

>>714522970
Moon guard ftw.

turn your phone on and and text me ;)

>>714525645
gimme your number then nigger

>>714521050
fuck off, niggers dont use condoms

Tinny houses should operate 24/7.
It ain't like you have a real job nigga.

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Join the Down Under Call on Skype for people only from Australia and New Zealand. Here are the links.

Skype web link:

https://join.skype.com/Q2iQGSfL2Phv

or

Skype desktop link:

skype:?chat&blob=FuFO8gFwFxEaB3DbRVYgS2AZt8zlvJTFtSwnzArt9iLGpZd_YYO3Oqt4XklvhzKlsBui_6YpOcU

>>714525685
that person should already have my number.

>>714526459
I ain't joining that shit, nigga.

>>714508672
So is there anything interesting at all over there now that lotr/hobbit is over?

>>714526633
Join it and show us 82 participants in the Skype group your tits.

>>714524987
Is Holly your name on Skype?

>>714527207
Fuck off cunt.
Go circle jerk in your mothers mouth.

>>714527473
Why not in my mother's cunt? Mmmm

>>714527473
Post more tits.

>>714527634
because it is already occupied by several methheads, obviously, one of them could even be your real dad.

[email protected] lets trade NZ nudes mainly whakatane nudes

>>714527752
Okay, my mother's cunt is occupied so let's use your cunt instead. I want to see inside your cunt, spread pussy lips bb.

Forget your Bs. What do you put in your asshole?

>>714527906
I don't have a cunt you sheepshagging genetic throwback.

>>714528385
Show man cunt.

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>>714528618
Here bud, this should do'er for you.

>>714527433
No

>>714528181
My asshole is tighter than yours

>>714529201
Lets see how tight your asshole is

Hey nzfags, I'm currently living in europe, but before I left the country my car got impounded and I left without paying the tow company. Does anyone know if it's safe for me to come back for a holiday? They can only stop people leaving again for official fines and so on right?

I am originally from New Zealand but live in London, can I join guys?

>>714529706
You'll get arrested on arrival.
Best to just stay out of the country for life my bro.

>>714530108
I'm pretty sure there's no warrant out for my arrest, or my family would have heard something

>>714530214
Let me make this clear for you.
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL!

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>>714524245
template

>>714530287
M8, I'm just as kiwi as you.

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anything on mikki wild?

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>>714530505

>>714530419
This is my country now.
Stay the fuck out of it.

Kiwi's can't fly.