Let's get a secrets/confessions thread going anons.

>>714500839
imo religion splits humans apart

>>714500839
I fucked OP's mom last night

>>714500839
I changed the course of a national election.

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>>714500839

>>714500839
I ducked OP's dad last night

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>>714500839
I masturbate even though I don't want to and it hurts my dick. Does that make it rape?

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>>714500839
I secretly masturbate to Bieber's dick and pubes.

my cars finger friended me in the back of my mom

Hard and ice are pretty nice.

I like being fucked by guys or strapped girls, but I'm a 6'1 280 lb powerlifter

I get turned on by giving head

>>714500927

...That is literally your opinion, not necessarily a secret. Sound off your shit opinions on some other thread.

>>714500957

Thats no secret. we were all there... but then again you where roofied.

>>714501827
Wow OP's being even more of a faggot than usual

>>714501966
b-but that wasn't me.

>>714502127
My bad

First time I gutted a fish I had the most awesome boner.

I had sex with gril who was passed out from valium and alcohol.

She told me she wanted to fuck, before she got fucked up and passed ot so i dont see it as rep

>>714501772
you and about 50% of all women and gay men

>>714501218
Jesus christ why dont niggas look after their pubes?

Surely im not the only one.
If you hair was that shaggy and messy youd get it cut.
If your chest hair was that shaggy and messy youd get it cut.
If your bear hair was that shaggy and messy youd get it cut.

What the fuck, pubes should be the most looked after hair on your entire body

>>714502571
Kek bear hair..

*beard hair

>>714502571
>cutting chest hair
people actually do this?

Sometimes I yell at my fans. They're gullible and are too hyped to even comprehend what I'' saying.

when i stay at my friends house i wait till everyones asleep and take his older sisters dirty thongs a jack off to the smell of them

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>>714502687
I dont shave it completely, but i trim it so its always short and well looked after.
Imo, it looks better than having a shaggy chest.
Mine looks like this (except im not that ripped)

I have fallen in love with my best friend of many years and am too afraid to reveal it.

>>714502994
lmao I though people only did that as a joke. Well, maybe where you're from it's normal. I don't understand removing signals of your testosterone tho, why not be a manly man instead of a barbie

>>714501218
>parents still cut up their sons' penises in Canada
REEEEEEE

When I'm done shitting I like to stick my head a little bit above the toilet and smell what I created. I've even taken some out and squished it and smelled my hands. I work in the food industry and even had a customer get a illness that only comes from contact with feces.

>>714503492
>I work in the food industry and even had a customer get a illness that only comes from contact with feces
Oh man that just made my night. What food item was it?

>>714500839
I'm bisexual and have thoughts of fooling around or casually being naked with my straight male friends and them playfully teasing me.

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>>714503213
No anon its far from a joke.

This pic
>>714502994

Looks so much better than
>pic related

It just lloks shaggy and disgusting like i font take care of myself.

Same goes for my beard and pubes, i always keep it trimmed. Its all still definately noticeable, but it doesnt look disgusting.

i slapped a girl during sex tonight.
Her daddy issues turn me on

>>714503622
how long since you had sex. I went trough a phase like that when I couldn't get laid, but that fades as soon as I got some tail again. think I just was overly horny

>>714503808
I've never had sex. I'm 19.

>>714503620
it was a burger.

>>714503759
Why cares what you like gayboy. You owe it to your ladies, bitches love that shit.

>>714503895
jesus, just get laid already. with both genders

>>714500839
I think of suicide EVERY day. I don't think I'll do it anytime soon, but I feel my life will inevitably end in suicide. But nobody suspects it. Everybody thinks I'm happy and I really, really try and put on a happy act.

>>714503895
self love is best love. Just let Shrek into your life and all will be taken care of. Shrek is love Shrek is life.

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>>714503412
Could you imagine the thickness if he still had his foreskin? Mine is thick, but holy shit!

>>714503911
I care what i look like.
Theres nothing gay about taking care of your looks, fagget.

Plus my girlfriend prefers it all trimmed.

I'm a black girl whose stuck in a Muslim household (tho secretly athiest) and occasionally gets naked online for cash.

>>714504017
When you an hero be sure to stream it

>>714502477
?? You're implying only gay men and women give head
>head also means oral on women, dumbass
LOTS of men/lesbians like giving head to girls

>>714504136
No thanks. I wouldn't make a spectacle out of it.

>>714504117
Tits or gtfo. Timestamp whore

>>714504098
only betas settle for girlfriends betaboy. Get some fwb's instead, less drama

>>714504136
>this

>>714504255
Nah, I'm tired

>>714504255
>implying that any of us want to see gorilla boobs

>>714504254
Fuckin nigger, you'd at least die a legend online.

>>714504340
what ethnicity/where do you live

>>714504264
A. I have fucked more girls than you. (13 to be exact)
B. My peenuj is bigger than yours (7.6" to be exact)
C. My GF is nastier than any girl yu have ever met (she literally lets me do whatever i want with her AND she loves it)
D. I have more money than you (not telling you because fuck you)

Go home son..

>>714504409
Top kek

>>714504017
You can change your life and lose that perspective. I'm 50, and I just finished college. Got a teaching credential and a Master's degree in education by deciding to do something useful (for other people) with my life. Starting a teaching job this Friday @53K and it will climb from there. There's no reason to stick around if you are selfish enough to wallow in misery. Do something useful, or get the fuck off of my planet.

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>>714504646
Newest copypasta
>peenuj
Top fucking kek

>>714504704
You'll die before it matters.

>>714504646
inb4
>kids ruins your relationship
>gf becomes fat
>gf doesn't want sex anymore
>stay with her for the kids
>get divorce raped either way
>broke, reputation ruined, kid hates you

sounds great

>>714504562
You sound hot

>>714504704
>50
>"do something useful"
>just finished college
ok

>>714504704
Shoulda done trades, pal

I moved to Paris to live with my gf, but my parents think I'm here for school

>>714504704
>my planet

Get your head the fuck out of my clouds

I've cheated on my gf multiple times

>>714504646
Yeah no you don't

>>714505617
If dubs you tell her. If trips you tell her and do it again

People ask me my name. When I tell them they don't believe me. I got used to it. Had to change my name so I wouldn't get that reaction from folks. It was a burden for a while and hated my parents for it. I forsaked god and this miserable life he gave me all thanks to a single name. It gets my blood boiling just thinking about it. It reminds me of Breaking Bad when Heisenberg says that line. What's my name? Damn right. Well, someone asked me my name recently and for old times sake I told them. My name Jeff.

>>714502571
Some people just don't fucking care maybe?

>>714505013
>kids ruins your relationship
We both agreed that wont happen. I will love my kids and my partner more than anything on the planet and she feels the same.
>gf becomes fat
Shes 5'4, and weighs abouy 70kg, and loves fruit and veg. She isnt getting fat anytime soon
>gf doesn't want sex anymore
Shes literally the dirtiest, kinkiest bitch ive met. She wants to fuck more than i do and i thought i was a sex addict. She will never not want sex.
>stay with her for the kids
Ill stay with her because i love her, even if something is broke, you fix it.
>get divorce raped either way
We wont ever divorce but just incase we both agreed to prenup. (We also agreed that we will never need it)
>broke, reputation ruined, kid hates you
Idk about you but i couldnt give a fuck aboht 'reputation' im going to love my kids more than anything on this planet.
Id literally die for my GF.
And they say the love you feel for kids is even stronger.
They wone hate me.
Good try though

>>714505771
Rollin for this

>>714504646
No you haven't, no you don't, no she isn't, and again, no ypu don't. Youre bitchmade

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>>714500839
>my dick is bigger than 90% of /b/'s even when it's flaccid

>>714505935
At least anon has a bitch. You're probably the sissy type who makes those faggot ass sissy threads to make yourself feel better about being a faggot abomination.

>>714505880
At 5'4" if she's 70kg she's eating a lot of fruit and veg bro

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>>714505771
ha naw. I will never tell her. I will probably break up with her eventually though. I felt really bad about it the first time, but c'est la vie.

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>>be me, late 90s
>>manager at a fast food restaurant in hick town
>>computer uses dos-type program to order supplies
>>stay after closing one night, call and order internet service
>>install modem
>>wife is at home, frigid anyway
>>stay and surf porn and jack off as much as possible between the time everyone leaves and the breakfast shift comes in
>>office constantly smelling like spunk
>>mfw the owner drops by and catches me
>>fired on the spot
>>worth it

>>714506059
KEK wtf is that?

>>714505771
Roll

>>714505880
Man you're even more beta than I thought. Pussywhipped bitch. I want to reply properly but it's just too much, you're a goner. Remember me. GL bro

>>714506085
Oops my bad, meant to say 60kg..

>>714506059
Looks like a baby nub sewed onto a dick. Like they tried to save your cock and had to dig up a kids little arm

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Not really a secret but more of a vent. God, life after high school is fucking depressing. At least back in high school I would be around people all day and hangout with my small amount of friends everyday. I graduated earlier this year, now in community college and it's all going to class, work, and coming back home... on top of that my sleep schedule is fucked. It's so lonely and days are the same everyday it's really taking a toll on me. Currently going through derealization and episodes of ego death.

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>>714500839
I'm still in love with my ex girlfriend I dated for 2 years. She left me for a piece of trash and the process was at such a bad time in my life, it left me emotionally destroyed and I now suffer from daily anxiety and shit. I tried talking to friends, but all they do is call me stupid for still having feelings for her and being affected by what happened. So, now I suffer in silence without anybody to talk to because apparently the way I feel is irrational. I guess I don't blame anyone for not wanting to hear my problems, but whenever I tell the story of what happened, nobody pays attention or even bats an eye towards how I feel about it now. Shitty. Maybe others can get over stuff like that, but when you put your heart and soul into fixing someone who threw it all out and ruined themselves, it was like losing a family member, sort of. But that's my shitty secret, I don't even talk about it anymore but it fucks me up.

>>714506087
Don't blame you. If I could go back I wouldn't have been a moralfag in relationships because the women didn't do the same for me anyway.

I posted a few fb pics of this girl I used to be very close with online on a website called thedirty along with a pretty dark secret about her in the description. I also talked shit about her, mentioned her hometown and her first name. Not many people know this secret and she'd easily know who did this if she ever found out. I did it just out of pure edgyness. She was important to me but our friendship was dead/dying already.

At least 10000 people saw it and it got a lot of comments, but for the most part is now pretty buried.

Worst part is, the risk of getting in trouble is sexually thrilling, and I expose/share the link occasionally. I pretty much discovered a new fetish doing this. I also occasionally share candid pics I took that include deep cleavage and her face for the same reason. These were pretty obviously taken by me, and once again, I'd pretty much get screwed over if she found out.

>>714506121
>>714506269
>this is what jealousy looks like

>>714506298
Anon, you need a hobby. No shit. 46yo here, doesn't get any better after college. Just replace college and work with more work.

Find something to do for you. Frisbee golf, play guitar, what the fuck ever. Just make sure it's somethign you want to do. It'll help tons.

>>714506315
People only have vague sympathy in the hopes of inspiring you to move forward, after an amount of time considered reasonable you just seem sad.

There's more people in the world then you'll ever meet - find the one who doesn't realize you're the piece of shit you really are and exploit her love.

>>714506454
Any you care to share?

>>714506575
Share what? The link, secret, candids, regular pics?

>>714506645
Any of it

>>714506575
It's copypasta bro. Took the b8

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>>714506398
honestly that is kind of my rationale as well. it's pretty much emotional insurance because I know if she ever cheated on me I wouldn't feel that bad because I've done it to her so many times. Where it starts getting fucked up is when one her best friends invites me over to hang out... I just can't be that much of an unempathetic asshole

On my way to work everyday, I would stop by this house. I think they were a cambodian couple or something. Really poor. The wife spoke zero english. absolutely nothing.

I would visit after he left for work. We would just fuck every single day, monday through friday. Finally she got pregnant. Oh fuck, i thought it was mine.
Couldnt stop fucking though. We fucked the entire 9 months.. my deepest confession. Luckily when the baby was born, it was asian. SAVED!!!!! When a tree fell on their house, they moved. No more free sex...

>>714506716
Well, shit.

>>714506716

It is a copy/pasta. I've posted this several times because it's an interesting story and every time I post it I get different replies.

It's not made up or anything.

>>714506222
Pussywhipped? Beta? Goner?

Ill spend my life, with the woman i love having all this nasty ass sex that you can only get by watching porn.
That seems pretty fucking alpha if you ask me.

I only need to ask and my girlfriend would be down for anything, including FFM threesomes, so suck a dick you 18yo virgin.

Stop being jealous and go back to the sissy thread

>>714506315
you don't miss her, you miss the ideals you projected upon her. get real

>>714506835
I don't believe this, but fuck it I'll bite.
how the fuck did that even start?

>>714506910
>life is so great.
>posts on b.

I cheated all through college and now I'm a back alley vet. My family thinks I'm a big shot but, I give worm shots behind Wal-Mart

>>714507052
>actually believing that only closet homo neckbearded virgin brony losers can post on /b/.

You dont even realise it but you just showed us what your life is like.

>>714505794
Shitposting at it's finest

>>714506910
Your life now sounds great, I agree. I'm just saying that you've got a leeching succubus on your dick, and if you don't watch out she'll take you for everything you've got. She'll change. Your life will be boring. You'll regret it all and I honestly hope you'll remember this convo when you get there. Just know it's for a reason people stay stop while you're winning

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I just got lewd with a mutual friend of my newly ex'd boyfriend and I loved it

>>714507409
Is it fun projecting your shitty life onto others? you're the kind of person who leaves a religious pamplet as a tip at restaurants, that is if you even go outside.

>>714507409
Well if worse comes to worst then like i said, we have agreed to get a orenup and i will still love my kids just as much.
She said she will never be one of those people who wont let the dad spend time tih his kids. And ill hold her too it.

So on the off chance that she does divorce me, she isnt getting all of my shit. And my relationship with my kids will not change.

I masturbate to Brian Peppers. Damn, wish thst abomination was still alive.

>>714507612
Nah I just like being an asshole. If you're a man and you're willingly getting married in 2016 in the West, you're a dumbass. Think a puny prenup will do anything? Her lawyer will just claim she got pressured into it/didn't actually understand/whatever and boom it gets thrown out. You're so pussywhipped to this woman it's cringeworthy, have some self respect. Why settle for one woman if you can fuck them all

I can't work out if I'm surrounded by people with mental issues or I'm crazy.
Why is every second person on some type of medication because they cant handle life ?
How about try eat healthy, exercise, give up caffeine, alcohol, nicotine and pot and try be normal you stupid cunt.
Nah nah, I better get the doctor to write me a script.

>>714506059
Man, I've never been less jealous of a bigger dick. Like at least it doesn't look like that abomination

>>714507830
no fucking way
just when I thought I saw the worst of humanity...

I'm Justin Trudeau and I'm Fidel Castro's illegitimate son.

>>714507874
>>714507612
sorry meant for
>>714507681

>>714505794
are you the dragon elder?

>>714507874
You're hella delusional. You should probably get back on your meds.

>>714508007
My name Jeff

>>714507874
This nigga you replied to>>714507612
Wasnt even me, the guy you were talkin to.

But my woman is the best sexual partner ive ever had and i love her.

Why throw that away for some stupid dumb std ridden slut who fucks like a dead fish and is only into missionary sex.

Out of "all the girls" youve fucked, i bet non of them let you hate fuck their ass whilst being choked/ furioudly dildoing herself?

>>714508042
Look at it this way. Even if she is a nice sweet girl, her friends will talk her into it anyway. In fact, they'll pressure her into it. Promising all kinds of fancy things for after the payout. I guess that's my parting advice, keep an eye on her friends. Esp if one or more get divorced

>>714508200
there's no unicorns brother. going to bed tho, good luck

>>714508279
You're in denile that your thinking is irrational and far fetched as fuck on top of being extremely delusional. So tell me anon, who hurt you?

Gotta be honest...


I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

>>714508378
>implying serial monogamy isn't the norm

>>714508333
I assume by this you mean that there are other girls who ar crazy in bed like this?

If so then yes, most definately but like i said way back in the thread, ive fucked 13 girls.
My current gf fucks better than the other 12 combined.
Im more than happy with what ive got, why would i change?

>>714508393
Awww shit nigga
I shot the sheriff
>but I did not shoot the deputy

>>714506059
Whats wrong with your dick!? Why is is that colour?@ are you an albino? Why does your bellend have no colour?

Caucasian british guy scared of your ghost ham vanilla roll anemic looking sick sausage

>>714504646
>PEENUJ

THIS IS EPIC COPY PASTA

>>714507947
lol I get it

>>714506059
>>>714506121 >>714506269 >>714507928 >>714508678


GET OFF 4CHAN NEWFAGS!

>>714508982
Only newfags call other people newfags, fuckin newfag

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>>714508982
Get a better penis casper .

Is it possible to cum too much and your balls hurt like shit, because thats currently happening

>>714507182
You're the one who has to log off and rock himself to sleep dude - I'm just reading shit before I fap.

>>714509215
Yeah sometimes i get a really sore dick after i cum, and i feel like i need to piss really bad but it doesnt come out. It usualy lasts like 30 mins

It only happens very rarely though luckily

Like i feel my blood flowing in my fingers and my nuts hurt like fuck

>>714509215
Blood flow mah dude not getting enough. Also cluld be from trauma from jackin in too hard and hittin your testies

>>714507681
You make it sound like any of the married dudes whose shit blew up in their face would have seen it coming.

You think they weren't hearing the same shit lol?

>>714509314
Log off what? And why do i have to rock myself to sleep?

What the fuck kind of fucking piece of shit comeback is this you stupid fucking sandy nigger fuck turkey.

32 year old virgin male. Yup, probably for the reasons you're thinking.

I'm evil

>>714509424
I did workout heavily earlier, and for like 35 mins

>>714509521
How big is your wang? Why not just get hooker?

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>>714509521

>>714509521
You're secretly a test tube baby experiment gone horribly wrong so you look like Rocky Dennis from Mask and your dick shrank due to you having the genes of a mouse?

>>714509426
Your mum was hearing the same shit when i fucked her up her stink pussy hole.
Also, show your mums pussy hole

>>714509376
You're having a stroke, seek help immediately.

>>714509462
Imagine how sad your life has to be to fucking shit post and make shit up on /b/ trying to impress people who don't give a fuck about you.

If your life was what you were here pretending it is - why would you even be here? To what impress us? That's even more sad.

>>714509608
5.5-6, and I dont have money to spend on a hooker

>>714509424
This

>>714509521
why u gotta be like that man

>>714509557
No, you're a faggot. There's a difference.

>>714509742
Ouch, that sucks.

>>714509521
when a new girl ask you tell em you are waiting for the right girl.. they will open thier clam in no time

>>714509608
Not big at all. Like only 6". I'm kind of a germaphobe (ok not fanatic but the potential for STDs/disease are too much to ignore with hookers).

i use to shit my pants until the age of 13 because i couldn't poop anywhere else that wasn't my toliet

Also i pick my nose, play with my boogers and stick them in various places in my house and everywhere i go if get a nice glob.

>>714501020
I'd like to know more about this.

>>714509622
indeed

>>714509736
Im not making anything up but whatever floats your boat fat boy

>>714509651
It's like you've known me your whole life.

If i would like to fuck anything that walks that makes me bisexual?

>>714509791
Hardwired I'm afraid.

>>714509805
give me a sec

>>714509818
I can even rouch my balls or move it hurts so bad

>>714509905
Cool story bro.

>>714510036
I think I broke my testicles

>>714509736
>Imagine how sad your life has to be to fucking shit post
Literally what you're doing now.

>>714509823
Oh I have no problems with what to say about past relationships (or how to avoid the topic if it's brought up) but it's actually getting to the date part that has always been a problem. I'm not what you call classically handsome.

>>714509972
nope, leaving

>>714509905
Robert? Is that you? I was your tube buddy! How's it going?

>>714509961
how have you lived that long without getting any bro....don't you want to try it at least once before death?

>>714501055
Quack?

>>714509742
Thanks for answering for me? You got the size right but money was never the issue.

>>714510048
>cool story bro
A meme that people have been using for about 5 years to imply to somoene that what they are saying is uninteresting/ they dont care.

But here you are, replying to every comment i post, you seem pretty fuckin interested to me.

How much do you weigh porky?

>>714510163
Oh shit is that you Paul???

>>714510213
Dude im talking about my own

my wife is away on business and my 24yo sister whom I haven't seen In a few came over to visit. After I put my kids to bed we open a bottle of segrams and make a few cocktails. After about 2 or 3 drinks the conversation became sexual. One thing lead to another and now I'm currently naked in bed with my sister whom is passed out with my cum dripping out of her. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

a whole bunch of my family and friends thought I was a religious nut when I finished college and helped a friend at a religious study camp for about 8 months (paid damn fucking well too). My dad got pretty heated a few times with me thinking that I had turned god squad. Turns out when I was down there helping my friend I stumbled upon a litter of impressionable tween girls who were interested in touching me all over and making my cock and balls erupt. So essentially I'd go down there for a week every month and every night of that week have my cock and balls rekt by about 8 of them. Nobody there knew it was happening and at the end of the year they finished and I never went back. Good times.

>>714510103
well im fat and ugly... i dont got problems hooking up with stunning girls. last saturday i even get a 8/10 girl to pay for my beer and then i fuck the shit out of her... fake your confidence untill you get some nice clams

>>714510273
Rob you old goat fucker! Still have that thing on your face? How's the hump on your back? Was it cancer?

>>714510330
post pics of her

>>714510158
noing V plea

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>>714510398

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>>714510215
Why you so mad bro????

>>714504138
YES, thank you for pointing this out. i eat pussy like there is no tomorrow. i suck my wife's clit like she sucks my dick and she cums buckets and i lap it all up like it's christmas dinner.

my dad is my brother and my mom is my cousin.

>>714510522
Nice tits

i once used up my mothers savings account ($1,800) which was the rest of her saved up money on cloths, dabbing accessories, high quality wax, shoes and lean because i blame her for the nasty divorce that my parents put me in the middle and caused me a wide range of strong negative emotions which have affected me to this day, also because in a twisted way and i can't believe i intended this but i wanted her to suffer which she currently is from money and because she finally saw the mistake and irreparable damage to our relationship and to myself. Also she is an over dramatic extremely judgemental bitch

I 've been drinking for almost a week straight now.

good looking but no confidence. Boring as fuck because all my hobbies are single player only.

met a girl at the bar. got an uber home, go to get her out of the car and drunk bitch screams rape. I paid her fare home. My life is a fucking joke. at least the dog still loves me. Or maybe I just fill her food bowl.

>>714510376
Nah mate, i got nate to sand paper that fucker off my face, couldnt deal it it anymore.
And nah man it was just a benign lump.
Its been pretty good though, it helped me score a role in the up coming live action humpback of notre dam movie.

What have you been up too?

>>714510640
I don't want to wake her up. I'm kinda freaking out right now.

>>714510522
MODS! B&!

>>714510694
I was just commenting

>>714510553
>2016 and using troll face.
Jesus christ

>>714510522
very nice pic but can you timestamp one? also. get some pics of her feet and give us some damn details about how you ened up cummin inside your sister.

>>714504255
This shit is getting old. Kill yourself faggot.

>>714510522
can you timestamp her please

>>714510694
relax man its just a taboo

>>714510651
What is lean like

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>>714510522
post her feet anon

>>714510177
I tried to find the exact quote from 40 year old virgin but can't find it. He explains it better. Just started out with the expectation that it would "happen" and when it didn't I began to lose confidence. The longer it "didn't happen" the more awkward and introverted I felt and made it "not happen" even more. I've recently gotten a confidence boost and tried to change that but even on dating sites nobody seems to care much for me.

My high school best friend and I lost our virginities to each other after prom because we were both moving out of town to attend separate colleges. I realized the next morning that I didn't wear a condom after the first time I nutted, and came in her twice.

When she asked me if I had wore protection the whole night, I said I did, and then I never saw her again after that summer.

When I was finished college I noticed her FB profile pop up on my feed. It looked like she never finished college, but had a little kid she takes lots of pictures of. I tried to contact her through FB, ready to confess and take responsibility, but she blocked me.

I kind of want to see my son :(

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>>714510808
> also. get some pics of her feet

my nigga

>>714510848
Feelsgoodman like you're Floating around

>>714510651
post nudes

>>714500839
I was thinking this bitch is hot but then she moved away and she's not hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkVdhljF0fk

>>714510936
KEK. I have no words

>>714510694
Bro, just punch her in the left side of the jaw as hard as you can, then she will be out cold

>>714510835

>>714510369
I find your claim to be suspect but then again I have seen fat/ugly guys hook up with women before so maybe I really am just really bad at confidence.

>>714510875
dont try at dating site even uggos girls fat and nasty looking 1/10 goes only for 10/10 guys. Go to nightclub there you will smash

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>>714511051

>>714510958
Balls still feel swollen and ready to detonate over Hiroshima and Nagasaki but it's cool

>>714510936
>dumb ass pussy don't know what's good for him

>>714511042
like literally she moved away and I was like OH SHIT NIG

>>714500839
I love cake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

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>>714500839
>Be me, a human being
>Have lots of groups of people I talk to
>Extremely social
>It's all a cover because I can't be myself
>I don't have a best friend
>Shitty grades, so no athletics or clubs
>Depression comes in after school, I think it's the realization I don't really have a life
>Feeling active but socially unfulfilled

>>714510958
Wrong context sorry

>>714511097
well fuck

whether actual sister or not, good work anon. nice piece of ass.

>>714510936
In sorry anon i have bad news, i fucked your son.

>>714510651
She also inadvertently fucked up the relationship between my father and me, AND is also at fault for the whole fucking divorce

>>714511200
I guess. I mean it felt great at the time. doesnt feel so good now.

>>714511214
If you fucked the woman too I could call you a motherfucker.

HookerChan you on here????

>>714502364
damn, always wanted to have sex with a grill

>>714511058
girls feed on confidence.
Confidence is what makes us lads better looking.
if you got the looks and dont confidence you wont smash... so everything is about confidence... if you dont got it fake it till you do.

>>714510949
>>714510862
for the feet bros.

>>714492080
>>714492080

>>714511304
>also at fault
except for the money thing

>>714510848
you feel wavy and down, it feels nice when you sit back in a comfy chair, its pretty much liquid opiate in simpler terms but yeah thats how it is

Sometimes tho

>>714510848
you feel wavy and down, it feels nice when you sit back in a comfy chair, its pretty much liquid opiate in simpler terms but yeah thats how it is.

>>714511389
god i wish i had it

>>714511432
Im aware it thins the blood

>>714510177
>>714510875
Here it is, this is the quote I was looking for. Sums it up perfectly:
"It just never happened. When I was young, I tried, and it didn't happen. And then I got older and I got more and more nervous...because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of...weirded out about it. Then it really didn't happen...and then, I don't know, I just kind of stopped trying."

It's years now, I do not piss in the toilet anymore. Except public bathrooms, I always piss in the sink, be at home or at work or at friend's house. If I have to pee, your sink is mine

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>>714510969
lol

>>714511340
No i didnt fuck your woman, just your son. Im not a motherfucker.
KEK

>>714511326
you know when you're horny as fuck and watching some dirty porn and loving it, then you cum and suddenly feel like absolute shit for getting off to that?

you've got the post fap blues fam. you were both into it, it was great at the time, and you are going to find this incredibly hot and want to do it in the future. just this moment feels shit.

also will happily accept more pics of her

>>714511503
fake it.

>>714507874

The fun y thing is you think you're being this manly man, but you come across like a whiny edgelords bitch.

>>714511326
just be okay with what happened. tomorrow, you'll tell her that last night was just between you two, end of story. she should be fine with it, but if she doesn't remember, then just allude to "physical affections"

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>I fucked my cousin at 6
>I've slept with men and trannies of of craigslist/backpage
>I lie every other sentence
>I hate myself but not that much

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>>714511097
post FEET anon

>>714511552
great man! thanks. can we get a different angle so we can see the tops too? like with her toes?

>>714511552
can you get a shot of her pussy dripping cum without waking her?

>>714511713
Fucking seconded. I wanna see her cooter.

>>714511571
I just feel terrible about my wife. I mean we've always (joked) about her having some fun with my sister, she's even joked like "you know you want to" I just don't know how she would take it

>>714511424
yeah the money part was purely out of rage and im currently working to pay the debt i owe (yes i understand my actions and im trying to right my wrong). it was years that my mother made me feel like a complete idiot when really if i was left be to go about my responsibilities things would've turned out alot better

>>714511713
Rollin

>>714505880
Why the FUCK are you here at /b/ then?

>>714511640
Best case outcome right there

>>714511552
WAIT YOU FUCKED YOUR SISTER, WINCEST!

>>714511522
that kinda sucks for you anon. good luck in getting some ass, at some point. definitely worth trying at least once

no such thing as real incest, but I am interested in more fantasy. Do some greentext.

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I am the biggest narccisist I know. I'm so caught up in my own self image, but the reality is I'm as interesting as cardboard.at least I know I guess...

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>>714511552
mmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714511775
that does make things tricky.

You cant change what's happened, but how you handle it from here is another thing. if your wife has been saying things like that she might be okay with it or even like it - but telling her is an incredible risk.

>>714511939
Anon show us the puss shes out cold

Had sexual intercourse with my teacher shu was really hot, i was 15 yo she was round 37 great Milf 9/10 I only fingered her and she sucked my dick, we never fucked cuz she said that that will be rape, and that we couls do it when i was 18, lost contact with her, never fucked her, miss her great tits

>>714511939
pics of her pussy?

I fucked my sister 3 times, never thought about getting pictures. maybe next time.

>>714511614
Might as well tell me to fake being smart brah lol.

>>714511939
more soles

>>714511939
great thanks! im beatin off to your sister and her tits and feet. any more face pics?

>>714511972
maybe just our secret for now. Yes?

>>714511342
HookerChan??????

>>714512114
just go to the schools website and look at the staff, you find ur teacher

>>714512159
No face. Can't risk that shit.

I pronounce chocobo as chocoboo...

>>714512252
I pronounce nipples as Nie-Pulls
hehe
hahahah OMG lollol

>>714512201
no face, bruh, just puss.

take pic of her cervix man is my fetihs

>>714512147
Buy new shirt and pants.
Tell yourself you are going to be confidence in this outfit.
Only ues this outfit when you go to a nightclub.
its all about a state of mind.

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>>714512129
Best I can do /b/ros

Cut her tits off anon and post pics

>>714511326
yeah i fapped to my sister a few times and felt guilty after but it felt good when i came to her...take as many pics as you can, will be good fap material later, trust me

you're lucky to have tried it out on her when she was willing

Does the sex life usually turn around when youre 21?

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>>714512571
shes on the pill right?

>>714512564
I'm 19 and have had absolutely no sex life my entire life so I hope it does turn around

>>714512611
Yea

Twice that my dad had life threatening health conditions i decided to ignore his calls and my mothers to go see him because i was so upset about the recent divorce (yes same guy with the $1,800 blown on drugs from his mothers savings account)
just so you guys have an idea i loved my family so much i loved my mother i loved my father and i was so happy with them, we were all so happy and because of bad business and because life is unfair and my father was just too good of a person at times money got in the fucking way and tore my family apart. Idk how i feel about it anymore i went to so much therapy for this and got through it but this year with the passing of my grandmother and other events happening ive been broken as a person, most of the people i called friends are snakes and im overall upset i was a genuine person to them and they looked at me and laughed and never accepted me

>>714512611
Well iud but yeah same thing

I have a gf but I have an old oneitis that I can't seem to forget and it's killing me and my relationship.

What do

>>714512672
Top kek

>>714512672
its been a real shitty year guys

>>714512690
>2
man i fantasized about fucking my sister so many times and i feel like it would be good until i came and i would feel regret...i would probably try to bang her from behind so i can grab her ass and not see her face when i cum, would probably wear a condom too cuz im paranoid as fuck

>>714512740
live with it. I do too. they're always going to be a part of you, and the best you can do is show them what a good life you're living without them.

>>714512740
Drink the kool-aid bruv

>>714512783
>>714512545
ok you guys were gonna need to see some pics of your sisters

>>714512773
Real shit

>>714512773
fuck man... i feel t...

>>714512838
i fapped to her nudes that i took from her phone, i deleted them and regret it shes not that hot but her ass is amazing

>>714512818
Hey /b/ro I don't have an answer for you, all I can tell you is I'm going through the same thing, minus it killing my current relationship.

We went our separate ways for a while but now ended up in the same office together recently. sucks mang

>>714512816
>good life
>tfw the good life was supposed to be with them

;_;

>>714512847
i feel some what better getting all of that off my chest, i haven't even told the closet people how ive really felt just because of the amount of times ive had trust broken

>>714512949
again. lets see pics of her

>>714512571
Jesus christ thats a moist pussy.
You could finger her and she wouldnt even notice.
Damn she must be dreaming about getting fucked.

>>714512978
Feel you man

>>714512571
more pics please

My wifes dog fucked me the ass last night.

>>714512571
Where are you anon

>>714513044
Brotha, you have no idea...

>>714513148
I'm here.

>>714512962
find joy in your self. Meditate, exercise, do things you enjoyed before you met them. It's up to you to stand after you fell.

>>714513194
I mean location

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>>714511149

Must be something from childhood.
I havent figured it out to rewire myself.
Basically the same. Fun guy. Go out have laughs. Come home. Shut off alone

>>714513161
I honestly wonder why her pussy is so wet?, its like she just finished being fucked and fell straight asleep, plus shes naked too.. did she just get fucked?
slip a finger in and post a pic please bro.

>>714513236
Alaska

>>714512571
aw you nutted in that forsure

>>714513333
Damn, Im in NC

>>714513317
I just fucked her. I fucked her into a coma.

>>714513161
Thread wil 404 soon, make a new one please OP i havent came yet.

>>714513333
I backpacked through Alaska this year! Where at?

Sometimes, i like to hang car fresheners off my ass hair, so when i fart it smells like pine trees.

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> Met a girl on omegle.
>I clearly have an over weight looking face.
>Still thinks i have abs through snapchat.
>Also used pic of another guys dick

>>714513446
Jeneau...that must've been cold what part of the year?

>>714513402
Oh shiiiit, i didnt see the first post about your wife being away and you boning your sis...
If thats true then Damn man thats hot af

>>714513573
I guess. all things considered, she knows what she's doing.

>>714513698
Put your dick inside her again whilst she sleeps.
PLEASE ANON ILL FUCKING LOVE YOU FOREVER