Tell us your age and why are you still a virgin

>>714469025

Nice b holes

>>714469230
Didn't answer the question though

18,
and I couldn't be bothered enough to do so because 96% of the girls in my area are straight liberal feminists bitch about literally every single thing that happens

>>714469025
22
marrying first, next year

>>714469025
19, too shy to talk to girls

22 and too lazy to find a GF and too broke to pay for a slut also too much league of angels and league of legends play time

>>714471031
Same .-.

>>714469025
31 and im a virgin since im 15 years old

are you guys serious ?? what wrong with this generation?? get drunk and fuck a girl !! they are damn easy

>>714471151
and im not a virgin since
ha lol, it change alot if you forget the ''not''

haha

23 and having a 10/10 girlfriend
I know shocking

>>714469025
18, I'm still virgin because I fucked over all my chances and I didn't want to get in the rat race even though I had many attempts to... I'm one of those types that looks about an 8.5-9 but I'm so socially anxious and have so little social skills I suck at talking to women. Tell me the type if you can. I legit want to know. Gamma? Idk. I forgot.

>>714471031
>>714471124
is this really holding you back sexually and romantically? just curious.

i'm by no means someone who is comfortable picking girls up or would really step up to them but I've had multiple girlfriends and women despite that

holy shit this thread sucks

>>714469025
65
lost my dick in Nam

22 waiting for the right one

18
All the girls that are into me are either obese or look like horses

20, because I am chubby, and nerdy

30-something. Because i haven't had sex...

> fat, low self-esteem, vicious cycle of nerves etc

19
Can't carry a conversation because I don't have arms

>>714472694
Learn any cool spells?

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>>714469025
18.
Never really bothered tangling myself with relationships yet.
I'm not sure when I'd ever do that either.

>>714469025

22

I've never really been interested in sex. Part of it is because I dated a clinical sociopath when I was 14. She abused me in pretty much any sense of the word. I just haven't been able to connect with people like I used to, after everything she did to me.

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>>714471938
top post, lad.

>>714473145
boo
hoop

>>714471579

Pretty much this. I'm the same. I just don't talk to anyone beside the two persons in my class. No matter how handsome you are, you won't get anybody if you, ehm, don't put yourself out there.

I was thinking about going out to a bar / pub, drink water and see where the night goes, you know, but have not found the courage yet.

>>714471708

26
socially awkward, shy, insecure, depressed, addicted to porn, somewhat pedo, a boring person, not attractive. I'm sure there is a lot more....

18-1, had a few people want to fuck but it never worked out.

I turn 18 tomorrow. And it's because I'm too nice and way too shy

18 beta, but I've gotten to 3rd base before :[

>>714471708
Ive had one girlfriend and by no means did I felt held back sexually, but I'm just having trouble speaking to girls generally.

>>714469025
19, fucked 7 chicks and currently going out with one and fucking another on the side

It's not impossible my dudes, just use fucking tinder and you'll find something.

>>714469025
22. I'm not that interested in grills my age

>>714474926
tinder didnt work for shit for me...

18. My ex was a year older than me, so when she went off to college, I would've had to travel all the way to where she was to smash. We broke up before then anyway tho

>>714475010
I know it's a pointless thing to say but when you talk to girls you really have to fake everything. It's so much easier on text than it is in real life because you have time to come up with something witty or stupid to say. Actually meeting them and overcoming those nerves are my biggest issue.

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>>714474926
tinder is shit
my biggest worry with it is that bitches put up fake photos of themselves
if I'm gonna go out with somebody, it better look like her photo and not like pic related for example

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>>714474926

>just use fucking tinder

Yeah. I did.

Fuck that noise.

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>>714474926
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21 - phimosis, sretching but ffs this takes so long

>>714475336
well that has never happened with me cause i always either ask or get asked for snapchat. That way they can't trick me. Skype is also good

>>714469025
20.
Too fat and too socially inadequate.
Not to mention a fairly small dick.

20
apathy

>>714475491
I've been on this icelandic puppetry forum for many years my friend, and i really don't look that great. The only normie thing about me is the fact that i play an instrument, other than that i'm an overweight shut-in cunt.

>>714475587

my boyfriend's dick is fairly small. there's different positions that help.

>>714475501
if it gets that far for you then I congratulate you
I'm lucky if I get a reply to the start of the chat....another thing is sometimes it's way too hard to keep the conversation going
and that's not a problem only with women but people in general and it gets me pissed off more than anything

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18 fat, ugly, and awkward

>>714469025
Chubby and 0 confidence and social skills. But I dont like fat chicks

See I'm not fat enough to drop to the standard of landwhale and I do like chub girls but its getting over my moobage and confidence that stops me meeting a nice girl

>>714469025
27
dont care anymore about being a virgin and would rather enjoy myself rather than try to impress a girl in hopes she might fuck me

>>714475995
oh yeah 23 as well

19. Humans are disgusting.

>>714475995
If you start now, you'll be thin by this time next year.
And confidence, that's a matter of practice.

14. small school cant get gf, like 100 people, 1/2 of which i've known since i was 7

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20

Getting a GF requires effort

>>714475838
no dude i totally understand you, the exact same thing happens to me. You just keep fuckin going, i mean there's nothing to lose in saying "Hi" right? You're never gonna see these people anyway unless you decide to meet them? And conversation is also a problem for me but i try to just ask people as much as possible and just listen, and then reply to that without adding anything of your own. That makes the person more willing to ask you questions. Also avoid saying weird shit, like if you for example own a bunch of anime toys or something.

19 as of today. Ugly as fuck. Not much else to say. I should probably an hero.

18
Turned 18 recently, and have been busy with school. Will probably hire hooker after exams are over.

>>714473145
What did she do

>>714476353
right?

19, because the girl i'm stuck on keeps giving me a false sense of hope and i don't know how to let go

>>714469025
16
girls are overrated, i prefer my hand.
(i think that i may be aromantic asexual?)

>>714476280
yeah I've cut down on junk food and I'm going away for the holidays so I wont stuff my gut with christmas food and candy thankfully but the problem I have is sticking to a routine cause I work silly hours and can go from one week eating good meals, walking regularly and socialising with my few friends to sitting in the dark watching a screen and eating microwave meals. Its cause of the contract I'm on but hopefully this time away will help me lose weight and then I just stick to it with my own meals when I come back. Thanks pal

20, good looking, psychopath, but not virgin

>>714476773
Fucked him

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>>714476354
I'm not that awkward, I am pretty confident about what I'm saying.

When it comes to talking, what once happened was that I noticed this girl who I got matched with listens to Adele and I tried to keep it alive by telling her about how I work in a music shop and the album "25" got sold out in just 5 hours (which is unusual, let's be honest here) until we ordered a new batch. To which she replied "Oh cool" and that's it. Like....how do you continue from that. Maybe it wasn't the most exciting thing to hear sure but then again I'm not trying to lie, I don't say "I own two ferraris and I'm 50cent-ike buff"
Once this happens, I'm just like "Bye you fuckup" and then I move on.

20. a bit fat. too lazy to go out

>>714476930
You're 16, you don't know shit.

>>714469025
18, fucked my twink friend in the ass 4 days ago.Was meh, don't know the big deal about sex honestly

>>714477234
yeah but that's the thing man, it's like a test. She's trying to see if you're able to salvage the conversation. What i would do is just say nothing and see if she is at all interested, or i'd completely change the topic and talk about something else. You just have to try and fail.

>>714476930
>aromantic asexual?
Kill yourself nigger

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>>714469025
I'm 33 and a cyborg, it literally is social mental problems e.g. hyperlexia and anxiety disorders.

27. Going for wizard status.

I read Harry Potter when I was a wee lad and I always wanted to be a wizard ever since then. A few years later I read a post online stating that if you can become age 30 before getting laid that you can become a wizard so I am going for it bros, I really want to be able to go to Hogwarts and use wands to do awesome spells. Wish me luck.

19
because every time i had the opportunity to fuck it was with girls that i know that have AIDS or some thing like that and i didnt had a condom at the time

>>714469025
22

I've never made a serious effort and my dick is on the small side.

>>714470295
HA

you keep telling yourself that bud.

>>714477596
were they black?

>>714477596
Do you live in South Africa or some shit?

>>714477760
>>714477812
no, they were from mexican public schools, the "ilustre colegio" where every girl either have AIDS or are pregnant

>>714469025
19
bitches hate me so I hate them too

>>714478101
El conalep?

36

Lousy at socializing.

>>714478189
similar to that

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Twenty Nine
I no longer care

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>>714469025
I can tell you why I'm not
>fucked a crazy fat chick I met on omegle when I was 19
She had a fat ass and a pretty face but she was batshit crazy. I'm not kidding, she was covered in self harm scars like tiger stripes all over her arms and legs

>>714475825
What size is small?

>>714479125
Think baby carrot, or AA battery.

25
I think sex is primitive behavior for dumb Neanderthals fucking away, spreading disease, overpopulating the planet.

>>714469025
>30
>i don't like touching people
>sex would be even more disgusting

>>714479300
thanks 4 the confidence boost dawg

>>714476773

She hit me, belittled me, yelled, isolated me from my friends, created conflict between me and my family, she even tried to drug and molest me, and stabbed me for taking my phone out to call my mum.

I've had a few girlfriends since, never brought up sex.

Because of fur and waifu threads

>>714476930

Stop using bullshit made up nonsense words to describe your inability to get laid.

18
>Have plenty of friends that are girls
>Go to parties and get drunk atleast once a week with other girls
>Easily able to talk to them
>Funny, easy to talk to
>Problem is i'm 6"0 260 pounds (Mainly fat, have muscle though) and I guess I just can't tell if a girl is into me when im talking to her, or I don't know how to make the first move considering i've never had someone make the first move on me before.

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>>714479548
y-yandere in real life? 0_0

stop putting the pussy on a pedestal guys