rate your life from 1 to 10

3.14/π

Solid 4

>be me
>no friends in university
>spend most of time watching anime alone
>Haven't left room in days
>No food for two days
>know I need food but can't even swallow
>Meds make me suicidal
>don't take them anymore
>have insomnia
>No sleep last night
>Roommate treats me like shit
>His garbage is full
>The smell of food wrappers and coffee cups makes me sick
>I feel like curling up in a ball and succmumbing to starvation

it's finals so pretty good 7/10. then xmas will come and i will be alone so 2/10.

I've been blessed with amazing opportunities but I have massive depression and can't see that. my life is a solid 8 but I perceive it as a 2.5 and that's just sad.

A year ago: vidiya all day in a room at my dads place and no worries/10
Now: lost a lot of weight,no more dudeweed lots of party and friends,living on my own,coolest job possible/10
Love it rite now,but miss my old life too.

>>714467903
>be me
>21, been single since I was born (also a virgin)
>not ugly but definitely unattractive
>just dropped out of uni for the 2nd time
>just got a new job, thinking of helping out the local animal shelter because I've lost sight of what I wanted, and all I care about now is not being useless
>abysmal sleep schedule, used to go to the gym, have hobbies (breakdance), was doing great in highschool but everyone's expectations are too high; consider myself semi-autistic, when I look at my peers
>3/10, yeah we're doing great
>parents recently have started referring to me as a parasite
I have a sad story if anyone wants to hear it

1/10
I'm 31 and having serious thoughts if I really want to see 2017.

>>714469011
I'll listen, anon.

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>>714468282
Faggot, drink some warm water and eat some bread tell me once you're working towards this goal.

>>714467903
10 but im still depressed
Used to be 6 and i was way happier

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6/10

It only went shit after I was 17

>>714469178
Don't, there is no point.

>>714467903
about a 6

>>714467903
11 you fucking stupid jew

about tree fiddy

>>714467903
ages 1-18 : 8/10
18+ : 4/10
being an adult was only fun for like 1 year, until reality set in

>>714469178
eh dont do it for at least another 4 years my dude

remember, you dont want to die, you just dont want to live

My life is shit, and if I'm not happy with it by 2025 I'm giving it up

>>714467903
5/10
It's just average.

>>714470162
Interesting, I went with a 6 because I'm not happy but I'm comfortable.
You seem fairly ok but went with a 5, elaborate?

>>714469011
speak on /bro

>>714469192
>be me, 15
>2 day field trip with 90+ kids from our school - all 14/15/16
>middle of the night, word is the girls are hosting a game of spin the bottle
>This is my chance (still kiss-less at this point)
>my buddy and I go to the girl's cabin
>about 20 or so people are playing, my buddy and I sit down
>dude on dude and girl on girl action doesn't count so the person next to you has to spin
>keep getting dudes all night; bad luck I guess
>finally lands on a girl
>all of the girls almost in unison get up
>"some of us are gonna take a short smoke break - you keep an eye out in case the teachers start snooping around, ok?"
>another guy and I remain
>20 mins pass; we leave - they never came back
>next morning we found out they moved to another place to resume the game
IDK why but this story has been on my mind a lot lately

4 out of 10. To bad I am not oblivious to what is happening around the world.

Over 9000

2.5/10

>>714470492
sometimes you gotta get the stories out of your head so you can move on...

>>714467903
-3 anhero soon

>>714470621
Why do you even let that bullshit affect you? Who gives a fuck? You're just a giant pussy. Also 7.25/10

potato/10

>>714467903
Rationally: 9/10
Emotionally: 2/10 for som reason

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I rate mye life 4/10 bc I have a great dad

>>714470762
at uni we have a very small cs class... like only 6 people grad a year... i told one member that i get to anhero first.

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>>714470843
I know that feel

>>714467903
10
>Trump wins bigly
>Main stream media dying
>establishment government is getting cleaned up
>massive tax breaks incoming
>stock market on the rise
>homies in Europe doing the same thing
>great job, pretty asian girlfriend, plenty of money with more on the way
I'm cozy right now.

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2/10

just turned 27 today and have no money
>plus $15,000 in the hole with credit card debt
>only job is freelance captioning for $300/wk
>owe retired parents $6,000
>owe girlfriend $3,200
>car is broken, need $300 to get a new battery
>cat had urinary infection, need $800 to pay back for treatment/special food
>tried buying laptop to resell to make money from a store card, person stole the laptop and i lost $2,500
>$29,000 more in debt for student loans
>can't get a job with no car
>trying to get other freelance jobs but no one responds

basically just living to pay rent and I can barely do that with credit card bills, energy bills, and water bill. i'll rate 2/10, i have a gf for now

>>714467903
9/10 until yesterday
mom died
right now its 4/10

about a 4/10, mentally ill but working on it and I have 1 good day a week maybe. This is the good day though, and i'm still only rating it 4/10

Solid 8

>>714471255
xD

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>>714467903
1/10

kill me pls

>>714471255
I wondered why she stopped struggling. My bad.

>>714471255
did you forgot to reply to a post

>>714467903
I'm about 8 or 9ish

4/10 at the moment.
Used to be 7/10

>be me, 16
>have long distance relationship (50km) with a amazing girl, smart, cute af
>no girl will ever be like her
>love of life for sure.
>girlfriend left me, after almost 4 year of relationship
>because I lied to her twice about "important" stuff
>I cried for 4 months straight
>really slowly began to accept it
>don't feel any emotions anymore, nothing.
>go to psychotherapist
>we figured out, I turned partly to a psychopath
>I know, I'll never have feelings again
> its okay for me, its way easier to live without feelings
>21 now
>two weeks ago
>she wrote me an email, out of the nowhere
>don't know what to do
>get sad everytime I think about it
>almost moved on
>now at zero again
>still love her
>Still don't know if I should write back

Life is a bitch man.

>>714472111
Under 18 b&

>>714472238
Fuck I'm retarded

>>714472238
I wish it would be bait but it isn't. Sadly.

>>714472111
You're a fucking pussy, bitch. A sociopath wouldn't whine as much as you do either. This isn't a cringe thread, please an hero.

>>714472271
haha child

8/10 I got nudes from a girl, and thats the closest I'm ever gonna get to pussy
Also a grill complemented me on my shoes

>>714472512
>grill
A real grill? that's fuckin awesome!!!

>>714467903
square root of minus 5/10

>>714471531
Just care and nurture that 1.

>>714472360
Only she makes me sad, nothing else.

There is a difference between Psychopath and Sociopath, just you know.

And no, not all psychopath are killing people.
I show only a few of the "symptoms"

>>714472668
welcome, newfuck

Rationally: 8/10

Emotionally: so shitty that if i put a number it'd look like an exaggeration

>>714472892
only newfags dont know that oldfags dont actually exist.

>>714472668
Yes, a real grill. Now lurk more you fucking faggot. Also check em

>>714472827
>look at me im a special snowflake
"psychopathic" symptoms cover a broad range of different mental illnesses, just so you know. How do you know you're not some massive fucking pussy with BPD? Psychopaths don't get sad either, sorry to burst your bubble you wanna-be edgelord. *tips fedora*

-1/10

>>714469965
catch 22 m8
[spoiler]i r8 my own life 3/8[/spoiler]

>>714473115
15 modulo 10 = 5

+3 when munted

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>>714473134
he mad

>>714472892
lol... like i give a fuck...

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>24 dropped out of college once
>senior at decent college
>chubby but girls still eye me from time to time
>dont talk to them because I know I have a small 4 inch donger
>sucks because im 6'2''
>still virgin
>supply chain major
>know Ill make a livable wage
>dont want to be a wage cuck
>0 friends at uni
>just come home and play games
>rate my life 3/10

>>714473155
u get a fuck! and u get a fuck!!! everyone gets a fuck! XD

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>>714471167
envy

>>714467903
solid 5/10 if my roommate didnt skip on the rent and i still had an apartment it would be a solid 8

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>>714473155
>mfw no one checks my digits

>>714473409
he mad 2! topkek

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>>714473807
i drew you a pic... it's horny santa.
he gives luv
and fucks

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>>714473797
shut up faggot

24, kinda chubby but I dont mind, dont do anything about it, feel great mind and body

Just got our own place with my future wife

Getting a car I always wanted (saab 900, dont judge)

Got a great job as a chef in a busy restaurant with great co workers and pay is good here in finland. Hours are not great but that come with the job

Got a great group of friends that I spend time when i get the rare chance and they apprecciate it when i do

Love movies, really really love and appreciate the craft and its my hobby read on them ect.

I dont know, only down side I have is that got that mortage but hey, its going away bit by bit

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>>714467903
2.8ish

>>714470790
because the more knowledge you get , the more you understand the evil that surrounds you.

Solid 10/10, str8 dabbin m8

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around a .42/10
>fat
>under 6 ft
>poor
>memelord,so i guess its a 2.42/10 now
>family divorced, and dead
>mental illness
#ripme

>>714467903

>Perfect Life
>People tend to like me
>Not stupid at all
>Loving family
>Amazing spawn
>No social skills

First year of college, no friends, no contact with anyone really. No one to talk to. Worst of all, I'm bored of all of my games (played on old PC) and I have no money.

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>>714467903
I'd give it a 6 or a low 7, could be much worse but room for improvement.

>dad made 7 figure yearly salary before selling his firm for 8 figures

>pays for my college, offers to pay for almost everything else but I don't take advantage

>three siblings, a NEET, a wage slave, and a doctor

>great relationship with family, no weird family grudges or anything

>great vidya setup

>like what I'm studying in college

>no life-threatening diseases

>good grades

got some downsides, too:

>virgin, though not asspained about it

>few close friends at college

>double majoring philosophy/religion, no obvious career plan

>10 page essay due Friday, haven't started

>narcolepsy

>Jewish

>>714474336
but how's the donger?

>>714473168
Was in therapy for like 6 months. Also talked to two psychotherapist, every one says the same.

Its fine. Perhaps I'm a fucking pussy with BPD ,who know.s truly. As I said, I don't show every symptoms like a real psychopath would be. Thats why "partly"

I don't even care what I have. Its great how it is.

>>714468282
Take your goddamn meds and get some goddamn help. You don't have to do this shit alone.

>>714471238

You fell for the college jew

>>714469178
someone is a libtard

>>714473457
Pretty much all you said is my life except I cant go to college..... 1/10

>>714474487
It reeks of autism in here

>>714474757
If its so great why are you whining like a bitch?

probably smth like 2/10 or 3/10. I hope 2017 will be my last year

>>714467903
6

6/10
i have food, clothes, living with my mother and doing fine on university

no job, no gf, depressed and shit

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You have been visited by mr Skeltal. You are blessed with lots of calcium and your scores should go up by 1 point.

Have a good day.

>>714475175
You think it's better if you off yourself or let someone else do it?

How would you rate my life out of your perspective

> 24
> Music Producer/Artist/Audio Engineer
> Current Residency: Ibiza
> 9.7 facial aesthethics ( i know shocking)
> 7/10 fit
> 9.8./10 overall stats gf ( i know shocking)
> Soon making a trip to Tokyo for 20 days
> Soon seems like my pocket will get just a little bit deeper

rollerino

4/10: mediocre.

Work as a miracle maker for projects in emerging markets, doing strategy, product management, marketing, market assessment, sales, business development, etc. But messed up management and prioritization has left me with a 2-year trail of cancelled projects. Not my fault, but feeling pretty demotivated and tired at work. Making about $200k/year.

On the personal side, married to a woman who loves me deeply, but who's extremely depressed, including having suicidal thoughts. She can't make her mind about what she wants from her life, kids, work, friends, etc. Hates herself, her family, my family, my friends, etc. I keep trying to help her fix it, and love her too much to leaver her, but lately have been losing hope.

Have good friends, but not many. Spend my day between a demotivating situation at work and a depressed wife at home.

>>714475436
if you're telling the truth why do you even come to this cesspool?

>>714475436
what da fuk u doin here?

(btw u gets a 11/10)

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$600 in child support
$200 in misc child bills at 50%
$75 in shared debt
>every two weeks
>ex wife makes les than half what I make, but the State dictates I effectively make less after said 'support fees'

If I had to pay alimony I'd kill myself

>>714470492
fucking whores, thats ruff

>>714467903


>me
>live with 8/10 gf
>website design and graphic design telecommute job
>live by the beach, work from my laptop wherever there is wifi
>gf goes to work/school. I get the apartment to myself. Work takes me 2 hours max per day. Fap, play video games, etc to my heart's content
>workout whenever I want
>gf and I have sex multiple times a week

Life is 10/10 would live again

>>714467903
2/10
it should be considerably higher considering i've got a good job, but depression is a bitch

>>714467903
yes

>>714467903
Well I'm unemployed, so it's kinda 3
If I had a job, 7 or 8.

>>714475633
Same as you I guess, putin my self away to sleep with a joint of hash glancing through this cancer of a website for some reason , godspeed anon

>>714467903
on paper sounds like an 8 but living amongst what this societies culture has turned into its almost impossible to observant and even mildly intelligent and want to contribute to this thing we call humanity

but then why kill myself my brain wont let me


in the womb there should be a 30 second short about the world you will be born into and you can agree or deny to be apart of it

>>714467903
7/10
Master's degree
Well paying job
Loan debt
Lame city
No real local friends
Still have confidence in myself and I get to do most of the stuff I want

>>714475081

She texted me after 3 (I think almost 4) years without any contact.
Well, its probably just the good old memory I had with her, that came up again.
That I know , Ill never have her again. She was everything.
I had girls after her, thats not the problem.
Deep inside, I just can't let her go.
The city, my room, everything just reminds me of her.

Sorry for my english btw.

>>714475607
sometimes u cant suggest people things or ask them to do things.. u just gotta change it

tell her something small... like 'hey, get me a water.' if she gets it then ur fine, but also we like to do stuff for people we like. she will feel a little better for doing something for u.

then ask her for more stuff... tell he was you like/want. dont force her. dont get mad. just say it.

eventually it will get better.

or im high as fuck

2
on a good day 2.1

>>714467903
>be me, 18yo
>study at german university
>get about 750€ a month from dad, 400 for rent
>shared flat with a girl
>lectures are hard, but otherwise all good
>get laid regularily
>gay tho

8/10

Probably looks like a solid 8/9, feels like a 7 with friends sometimes a 6 with family, usually just feels like a 2

>>714475630
Either before I go to sleep I might glance at this cancer or if I get upset about something not worth getting upset about 4chan is a pretty good reality check, just skim through few threads and Im back on the track

9/10

ask me things and I'll answer but I can't give reasons why in the post

>>714476230
uh eddgy

>>714467903
My main friend group consists of a tumblrina, a stoner, and an actual autist.

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>>714476230
we get it, you're with ISIS, can't disclose information or they'll get you

I guess you'll get the last 1/10 point when you finally explode?

>>714476104
Thanks, I've been trying that for years. Depression ends up running deeper, isn't just feeling sad, it actually changes your brain chemistry, fucks up your life. Though part is that it is treatable, and 95% of treated cases lead to full recovery.

We've started doing couple's therapy, and I'm doing therapy myself.

>>714476082
but the girl in your head isnt real. she isnt the same girl who is contacting u.

that girl is dead. mourn her and move on.
if u want to contact this girl thats cool but it wont be the same

>>714474608
>Jewish
chuckled/10

>>714476394
>>714476327
Nope qiute drunk and I can't think of reasons why so that's the reason

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>>714476511
dont laugh at my problems

>>714474209
this i hate it

ive dug my own mental grave quenching my thirst for knowledge and understanding

because of this i find comfort in knowing i will most likely never know what this life ans consciousness thing is all about because if i knew that shit.....fuck

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>>714474209
This

>>714476452
I know it won't be the same anymore. It will never be the same.

I just don't get it why is she contacting me after all these years. That makes no sense.

>>714476805
if u want to know ask her

just dont put ur heart into it

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>>714475734
Samefage...
Since age 23, right before I met my ex, and taking into account for never having surplus cash while married because the bitch found ways to spend it all, I haven't increased my gross annual income one bit even though:
>age 23: $42K year
>now: $117K year

Hit it and quit it anon

>>714476988
Ya, ya. I still need to remain rationally.

Thank you, anon.
You're beautiful. Have a good one.
I'm out.

4/10

>barely have any friends
>I havent had a girlfriend since the 8th grade and im a senior in highschool(19 yo virgin)
>being pressured into going to college by parents, even though I did poorly in high school due to low self esteem
>I dont know what I want to do with my life and have no one to talk to

im slowly losing all my friends because i choose not to interact with them because i have no motivation to. i used to play vidya all the time with them but now i just sit and do nothing until its work time. Im becoming depressed and lonely and its all my fault and i can stop it but dont.

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>>714477053
>>714475734

Also
3/10

Not ending the ride that never ends yet

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>>714476783
if I'm already a Jew do I have to hate Lord Rothschild?

IIRC a Lord Rothschild was involved in getting Britain to sign Israel/Palestine over to the Zionists.

0/10

>>714477284
u had a gf in 9th grade?
play on playa!!!

and i didnt lose my virgin til 19... then everything went down hill

>>714467903
5

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>>714467903
Probably a 2 / 10.
I've never felt worse in my life

2/10

I am an obese latino who medicates himself with food. Girls move away from me and when I ask them out they laugh at my face with no shame. So I quit trying. My father is a Vietnam war vet who used drugs my whole life. My mother is an uneducated woman who has a personality type similar to Iago. In order to have any sort of social connection I allow myself to be abused mentally, which only makes me eat more. About 30k in debt, 20 is old college loans the rest is credit cards. Forced to live with my parents as I decided to try and finish college which means more loans. (yay) I am so used to putting a mask in front of people I no longer know who I am, was diagnosed with depression, cyclomania, paranoia and since I have no health insurance I can't get help. Looking at the mirror is a laborious process, all I see are my life's failures, self-loathing and worthlessness while I look into my empty hazel eyes. Even when I want to die I wont because I hold onto hope that it would be better the next day and my nieces would be hurt badly. But yet every day feels empty and even though I try I expect to fail.

>>714470492
Get over yourself you shoulda called out those cunts, fuckin tellem how ignorant and scummy they are.. >>714475220
At least you are doing well with school... i cant get myself to do any of my shit without it being half assed

>be me
>be from a bumble fuck country poor drug town we'll call Bradford.
>get out of prison
>start working shitty olive garden job
>start going to shity college
>2 years goes by
>most co-workers hate me because i shamelessly troll and bemuse their entire way of life.
>get fired.
>finish spring semester last may. Only 1 more class needed to get associates.
>offered a week internship gig in ny opportunity in nyc.
>moved to nyc, work intern gig, make connects.
>Say fuck interning. Turn connects into fulltime freelance employment.
>making more money than i ever did before.
>working closer toward goals than ever before.
>work is fun as fuck
>think about the people stuck in circuit of academia
>think about the people stuck in circuit of dead end jobs with menial promotions.
>think about how I'm a felon.
>think about how I'm purposely not going to take last class, and get degree.
>think about all the fucks who despised me.
>think about how I'm doing better than them.
>think about where I'll be 10 years from now.
>happy as fuck.

7/10 today a 10/10 eventually.

>>714477944
Don't eat that much
Lose some weight

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>>714467903
7/10

pros:
>white, tall, thin, reasonably attractive
>in law school
>no debts
>not a virgin
>supportive family and friends
>three square meals a day and a roof over my head
cons:
>law school is hard and I don't really like it. only doing it to appease my father
>broke & no one will hire me
>no gf. ex tried to an hero like a month ago and I'm still kinda depressed about it tbh
>family is supportive but also controlling and shit at times
>dad is an alcoholic hypocrite who hates drugs more than hitler hated jews; will kick me out for even looking at a joint
>don't get much sleep these days

I gave myself a high rating because my life is objectively pretty good in the grand scheme of things but I'm pretty fucking fed up at the moment tbh

>>714474150
If you look closely, that baby's actual dick is hanging out

When does it get better

>>714467903
10/10
Im married to a rightwing redhead who barrel raced quater horses when she was a kid i have three little redpilled hard working sons and i live and work on my family's ranch in Montana. Life is good

>>714477944
feels...

and remember that most people dont know how fucked up we really are.

i spent 2day getting something for a classmate because i think hes great... and i know he thinks he sucks

>>714477944
hey man you can pull trough, im rooting for you

I am 26, ive been down the drain, ive had herion addiction, ive had 2 strokes, im paralyzed in my left hand and my left toes. my ex girlfriend died in a car crash...

but ive made it work, today i have a full time job(which i hate but money is fine), i have a cool girlfriend and i work out and look really good, i hope you can turn around too

>>714467903


0. FUCKING SUCKS MAN.

maybe a 6

>>714478456
it doesnt

>>714478456
When you're a christian fag praying for jaysis anon

Hail Hitler!

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>>714478444
>If it's male MODS don't care

>>714478173
XD

>>714472827
It's basically the same fucking thing

About a 3

Making mediocre money, live with a girlfriend who doesn't fuck me, can't afford to travel, allergic to alcohol and weed, no real friends and splintered family

not nearly enough to an hero but it's sad

>>714478616
I don't have any alcohol in the house and I don't want to go back to smoking cigarettes I feel like I'm in hell

>>714478517


SO YOU SPEND YOUR FREE TIME IN THIS CESSPOOL? GOTCHA

>>714467903
>Be me be roofer fag that cantshingle
>respect fam and freinds nd workers
>everyones respects me foe my intgrity
>19 yo af
>hate myself
>cant get over how much I suck at everything
>I wan to be 45 yearsold with skills that make me money
>dont care to live that long life inst really that great
>smoke pot tabacc (er day)and drink(oncea week but I get fucked up)
>leaving roofing to go medical installation shits with salary pay
>cant stop thinking about killing myself but so many people depend on me
>If I kill myself my mom does too and dad probs goes on ubstances and offs himself
>Never felt love or anything except euphoria and anger
>Life is 10/10
>Please God strike down
>its been like this since eight years old

3
Really running into financial issues lately, I don't love my girlfriend anymore, my job exhausts me and basically there's no way out of it.

7. Pretty happy, and the things I'm not happy about are my fault and I could change if I cared enough.

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>>714478685
Go for a run for fun then shoot yourself in the foot so you have more excuses to not do shit that betters yourself

>did i just type that or think that?

>>714478917
I actually do work out and stuff, I'm just alone in my apartment right now the week before finals and I realize I'm alone and don't want to do anything

>>714467903
3/10

>18
>no friends
>spend all my free time alone
>barely eat
>spend most of my time watching youtube videos and browsing /b/

>>714478594
Hey, you hang in there too. You have been through some things. I am glad to hear you have made it work, going to college is me trying to make it work.

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>>714479036
>Do it
Thank /b in the morning

¿Life?

Not sure what this means

FUCK YOU SUICIDAL BITCH CUCKS ..... This is a SPICY MEME THREAD now ... pull the gun out your mother fucking lips and let's be happy YOU DIRTY FAGGOTS

3 gunna fail my paramedic course because I can't run

>>714479050
wtf! did i type this?

well the 18 is wrong... im much much older.

>>714478737
My little bro sent me to /pol a few years ago and i drift over to /b every now and again for my daily dose of degeneracy . besides a little cesspool after the work is done wont hurt you.

>>714479050
Nigga you better make some friends fast belive me
21 here, coworkers are not friends

>>714479262
And you is retarded .... fuck I thought they gave those away.

>>714467903
hmm 6/10

pros
>still young (19) and able to figure shit out
>sometimes happy
>have 7 reliable friends
>retained some ability to socialize despite being cucked into abnormality
>have a job that pays well
>motivated to work and find hobbies
>semi-fit aka not a lazy fuck
>semi attractive lol kinda look like eliza

cons
>spend most free time wallowing in my own shit
>all of my favorite songs are from drug addicted artists close to death
>not musically compatible to anyone my age
>not compatible with most things with people my age
>not tall
>not white
>no girls
>feel like im miles behind everybody. still feel as if im 15

>>714472111
>Life is a bitch man.
then you die lol

>>714479261
You should try a graduated approach and start off with putting the barrel of a paintball gun marker in your mouth and pulling the trigger first

>>714479261
Thank you anon for trying to derail this suicide train.

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>>714467903
4/10

>30m
>unemployed
>GED
>living in mom's basement....

But, it's not all bad....

>Decent collection of firearms
>Drive a BMW
>Just got out the Army
>Stupid-cheap college because of location
>Still got in-state tuition rates because Army
>White, with a big dick, especially for a white (8")
>Almost nothing for bills
>Pretty good job market outlook in the future
>Great times lie ahead

Sure could use a female companion and my own place and a good job, but these things take time, especially when you come from an uneducated background....

>>714478530

I say I am messed up but years of acting have made me rather proficient at lying.

Just try and piece him together ok? Many times many of us are so low we have no where to look and no one to bring us up.

There is a Japanese process called kintsuki, the whole point of it is to take broken pottery and fix it with gold. Many times a lot of us just need that gold in order to be whole. From me, thanks for being there for this classmate.

>>714479333
Implying it's easy to make friends

>>714479463
Not what I asked for nigger ... BRING THEM SPICY MEMES

>>714479505
howd u end up uneducated?

>>714467903
>be 6, get asthma, get fat on sgetti
>bullied at school, rumors spread
>rejected from all social groups
>only 3 looser friends in school
>get job and do extra stuff on the side to get promoted
>repeat above 3x
>make 50k/yr resolving tickets at shit SaaS company
>have fun dating people, going to parties, and socializing with weirdos
>meet girl, have child, start side business
>realize girl is fucking insane due to childhood emotional and sexual abuse
>stuck between wanting to keep child's mother and not really wanting to marry someone insane

4/10, probably heading downhill.

>>714479580
It only gets harder as you get older

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>>714479592
Oh ok
From your new friend anon

>>714479514
i have to admit what i did wasnt entirely legal...

he needed stuff to help study.. but he gets me stuff to make me not care about the voices in my head.

>>714479652
Long way downhill man ... eat a bullett and feel better

>>714467903
8

I'd say a 4/10

>18
>live with my dad
>no one wants to hire me
>first and last job was temporary and was fucking horrible
>im a constant drain on resources without providing anything in return
>everyone thinks Im a dick because I hardly show any emotion towards anything
>always being pressured to get a job
>every application is likely thrown away since I never receive a response
>local restuarant is friends with my family, owner threw away my application right in front of me

My life pisses me off and the only thing that keeps me going is my bad spending habit, buying new shit to mess with while leaving just enough money for gas so I can repeatedly get fucked in the ass by every single employer in town while my family accuses me of being a lazy piece of shit.

>>714479833
Not bad anon ... but hell im trying to get the whole of /b/to not straight up kill themselfs .... BRING THEM SPICY MEMES NIGGER

>>714479628
Dropped high school so I could go to work... Unfortunately, nobody wants to promote a GED holder, or pay them what they're worth in specific-industry general labor... I was doing $50,000 classic car restorations making $8/hr because I didn't have the 2-year cert from the local community college.... A good few years of that, and I figured I'd join the Army... At least I'd have some fun, etc...

Ended up in the Infantry, ended up in Afghanistan... Definitely had fun, despite the pants-shitting levels of danger day-in day-out, but Zero drew US forces down and there was no hope of getting back in-country with the unit I was with, so I decided to get out.

Been considering joining a PMC so's I can make lots of money fighting wars professionally again....

>>714479854
>feel better
i don't think you understand how that works. thanks for your non-advice.

>>714479947
Are you a nigger only reason I ask is because you sound like a nigger?

5/10
> fat, ugly, no friends, social anxiety
> would have been 1/10 a few months ago
> currently have heavy motivation to complete uni and stop being a useless fat shit
> usually motivation to change goes after a few days but hasnt this time so pretty optimistic
> would be 6/10 atm but housemate blocked toilet and have to walk 5 mins to go take a shit

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>>714479592
>>I think I may have found one for you.

Also OP should ride out his hormonal dysfunction just a bit longer

>>714467903
I play video games all day at the expense of the government and also have half a normie life. 8/10

7/10
>have money
>not fat but not skinny
>pick up some girls
>have a good computer
>good house
>but im not feel loved by any woman

>>714480094
Hahaha no one does you dumb nigger .... I'm just saying try it lots of people do it must not be that bad.

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>>714480231
>mfw: 67% of nothing is still nothing.

>>714480192
You know what? I almost wish I was a nigger in today's society. Gotta have that diversity in the workplace else you're racist.

8/10
I'm going through collage and so far I'm doing well, as long as I don't fuck up I think I could be getting $300,000 a year. But I have zero personality and kinda of a beta...

Still, with an ass-load of work I can probably get things in order.
(even if i do fuck up, my parents still own good property that makes 100,000 a year

>>714480231
Not a bad meme .... NOT SPICY ENOUGH CUCK NIGGER

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>>714480091
The no high school diploma / college degree meme kicks in 4 years after every other college fag graduates if you do your own due diligence. High IQ ged checking in for fun and or boredom. Still wish I experienced the thrills of war though. Good path

>>714468020
rolling aswell

>>714479947
Oh shit, someone on here I actually know. Kek

>>714480393
>still advocating the most selfish act
keep failing at life, anon.

>>714480216
i dont get it... i hang with this 6+ft 300lb fat fuck in uni. hes ugly.. lives at home.. works at grocery... stinks... plays pokemon and he's fine.

he just doesnt give fucks and he will tell you

and people ask me y i hang with him. i say bc he's impressive.

dont give fucks... or give fucks idk... idcare
but i got an o waiting for me on friday!!!

>>714480266
Mee töihin!

>>714467903
>23
>6/10 looks
>5.5" dick
>7/10 body when I make time to lift
>work wage job full time
>spend money on gas for dinky car, cheap food, and few bills
>what little is left I save/put into tiny investment fund
>live at home with dad
>getting old, help him around the house/make dinner, but he mostly supports me by not charging rent
>been going to community college since I got out of hs
>switched majors half way, trying to transfer to 4 year/graduate with little to no debt, so no hurry
>not a ladies man, but would get lucky breaks and find double D 8/10 - 9/10 fwb’s once and awhile
>get plenty of attention from 7/10 girls and below, just don’t feeling like messing with feelings as I’m not looking for anything serious
>Have friends, but they feel more like acquaintances as I hardly hangout with them
>spend most time doing homework, wacking off, playing overwatch, or wasting time on youtube/4chan
>outside of school/work, go to clubs and raves to dance
>smoke/drink usually once a week or socially
>can never stay disciplined/motivated long enough to accomplish something worth noting
>mental problems, had a strange childhood, but that’s everyone
>think about existence/ethics/government/human nature constantly but too lazy to read into it
I’m nothing special, but I’d rate my life 9/10 compared to some of the stuff I’ve read in here
Hang in there guys

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>>714480533
KCUC REGGIN UOY A GAF

>>714480627
If your name starts with a K, then we may be in business

>>714467903
compared to the entire world? probably like an 8

compared to the developed world, I'd say about a 2

everything is relative, my dudes

3/10
>19
>Joined the Navy out of highschool, graduated boot not too long ago
>Mostly hate myself, regret my decision most days
>Had two relationships end because of me joining
Some times I walk into cross walks and hope the car doesn't stop

>25
>EMT
>stuck with parents
>generally hate my life
>only solace is going two cities away every other weekend and hitting the rave scene there, getting absolutely blasted
>makes things worse
>too old for this
>coworkers can't find out, i'd get fired

2/10. I'm in great shape and do alright with women so I'll give it a 3/10.

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>>714467903
Right now, a 4. If I get a teaching position in Japan, a 9. If China, an 8. If Korea, a 10.

>>714467903

> I had a great social life tons of sex and a lot of friends
> I was about to finish my degree
> Mom got sick
> Maybe I have 3 friends (But really good friends)
> I have little money
> spend all my time helping out my mom
> Feelsgoodman

No one was really mean to me or anything, but when you can be a part of the party, most people won't care about you

I'm glad for the decisions I made, I will finish my degree and I'm happy to be there for my mom

Yeah, it sucks that most of my classmates already graduated and no one gives a fuck about me... but that's ok.

So I would say a warm 7
There is so much I feel I'm missing and I wan't, but I would make the same decisions if I have a chance to do it again (maybe I would try to get more pussy before my life became too serious)

That's my advice for everyone
Try to get as many pussy as you can (and be safe)
You won't get to live till 60 and regret of having to much sex in your life

>work for buzzfeed making shitty listicles all day
>have gf but she thinks im a stupid cuck for working at buzzfeed
>gf keeps having to "work night shifts" at hospital where she works
>turns out she wasn't doing night shifts, actually cheating on me with this guy who works at breitbart news
>track and approach breitbart guy at his house while gf is actually at work
>get in his face, try and push him, he beats me up and calls me "cuck boy"

0/10

10/10

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>>714480430
that's rough

Do negative exponents count?

>>714480634
Easy there newfag ... I'm just trying to change the mood .... hopefully saving lives (guess you don't care about that though)

Oh and I can
>green text also

>>714481006
Brian is that you? faggot

>>714480817
YESSIR

>>714481173
No.

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>>714481222
Fuck me what are the odds

>>714481222
Also nice trips

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>>714467903
On a scale of 1 to 10 I would rate my life dumpster fire. Pic related...

>>714480817
I knew that was you, there was no way it wasn't.

>>714468282
Sooo.... 6?

>>714467903
2 at the absolute best

>30
>work a shit job as a pharmacy technician
>live at home with parents
>father disabled
>do what i can for them around here
>no girlfriend or friends
>too lazy and stubborn to aspire to anything of any significance
>memory is already gone to hell due to multiple concussions playing football
>haven't even exercised in months due to constant sciatica and rotator cuff pain

I just have a loving family that keeps me going. When they're gone, I'll follow shortly.

>>714481369
Oh shit didn't even notice. And yeah I know, I'm never on here kek

7.1/10

>>714467903
3/10 on my country's standard
easily 7/10 considering some people on this world live in shacks and work for 80 hours/week in some gross factory while making almost no cash

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light to decent 7

>>714475607
8/10 for me /b/ bro
>married 4 kids all smart as fuck
>started own business 17 years ago
>175000-200000 income
>kids are normal and have lots of friends
>wife and I are civil sex life is shit
>but fuck it not everything is perfect
>my kids are number one
>job is crazy stressful
> but I can attend all of their shit cause I am the boss
>sex thing is an issue and I would probably fuck any woman

>>714471255
Wow asshole replies. I'm sorry anon

3/10

Single after divorce. 24 years old. We wife took the kids. Living with parents. Aocial anxeity. No job. Depressed most days.

Then when I travel life is a serious 10/10 but is cannot travel long term at the moment. I really miss my boy he's not even 2 yet. Can't even warching TV shows with kids in them and rhat baby crying in fallout 4? Gets me everytime.

fuckity fuck shit!!! i forgot i got a take home final to take!!!!

u fucks r just so cool to hang with...

but i gots to go!

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!

>>714467903
I'm a 6 at the moment.
Having a job helps a lot just gotta save up more money for Mom. I wish I didn't live with my Mom though. I'd take a bullet for her but damn I just want my own place so I can feel accomplished.
Hell, it's the reason I'll never look for a lover. I mean nobody would want to date a man in his 20's that still lives with his Mom. I'd go to college but I've never really been a scholar kind of guy. I wanted to be a boxer to be honest with you but I fucked up my shoulder and back at my old job when I fell down an attic and smashed it against a bathtub. Never really healed right so my dream died there. Still want to do boxing for fun though. I'm still a happy guy though happy to be alive ,happy to not be paralyzed from the waist down and happy that I have a family still. I just wish I could do more though. I feel that I haven't found my true calling I'm alive but somedays I don't feel alive, if that makes sense.

>>714480549
I've got good GED test scores, but nobody really cares about GED holders it seems...

>>714483345
Read a book

>>714471238
how does one get into captioning?

>>714483641
Eh

>>714467903
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>>714483682
Yeah, I haven't done that in awhile to be honest with you. I just don't really know what I'd like.
I'm so disinterested in books but maybe it'll help find out what I need to do in life. Honestly, I think I need to brush up on the basic shit again.

>>714482299
I couldn't handle that brother. I know this is /b/ but I have to say I feel for you. That would kill me

Depends, but usually 1-3/10.

~6

>>714484291
Thanks anon. I do what I can to stay positive. Knowing that one day I can be with him again keeps me going.

>>714467903
1

>>714467903
2
Have money
Few friends, no gf, ugly, last one gave me herpes
job sucks, too cold to go outside, family is in another state
Just wish I could be happy

7/10, doing shitty at school but getting better, about 4 friends but they're chill. Always have marijuana so that means not everything is bad

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>>714467903
> 9/10
>white
>29 birthday is today btw
>Drepression but cope with ciggs and faps to balance dopamine
>spiritually aware
> renting basment 500$ a month at 300 week avrg salary
>work at a warehouse thats just like playing a video game so im damn good at it
>no gf , this is a pro for you virgins outthere giving up hope
>no master above , no slaves below

>generally poor but money efficient from years of poverty

>broken family that allowed me to raise myself from age 9

>i rated a nine because tho my life was extremely difficult, since i never gave up i learned nothing is free , neither is pain and suffering

>about to drop 4 grams of mushrooms to end my night

and i want you guys to know , that just coming here puts you like ten steps above the rest of the zombies out there if you can get past all the cancer.

>>714478173
>>>think about how I'm purposely not going to take last class, and get degree.
well thats just dumb, everyone eventually regrets this.

6.5 (BASED ON WESTERN STANDARDS OF COURSE 10 BASED ON WORLD)

25, white, 6'1
good shape but pectus excavatum keeps me from elite athlete
good brain but epilepsy keeps me from genius mode
can't drive
born into rich family
will be a millionaire just from the fam.

>>714467903
young+++
Healthy+
Degree holder+++
No Spleen-
Unemployed right now- -
Thick skinned+

id say a solid 7.5

>>714468282
You are the same as me my freshmen year

When things don't go well it's remeasure to change your surroundings than to change your slef.

Maybe transfer or atleast change dorms.

And focus on improving yourself in the process. Try to lay off the meds and use meditation if dr says ok

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>>714467903
If 5 is the average across the rest of the world, a good 8. If 5 is the average in the rest of the western civilized world, probably 6.5.

>>714472111
Inb4 ban for a month becouse of underaged trips.

>>714483880
>1x10^-1167
what is scientific notation?

>>714468437
):

>>714481589
You seem like me and a nice guy I hope you find a nice woman. Maybe lower your look standards I bet they are high.

>>714482184
Gotta eat that pussy once in a while bro. And hit the gym.

>>714467903
-100

Prolly 4-5ish
Unrealized potential but decent life so far. Nothing special. Good friends but inconsistent love life; out of the game for almost 2 years so that's a negative. Room for improvement.

>>714482299
24 Married with kids then divorced. Damn bro what happened? Greentext?
>>714483345
Let the not feeling alive push you!
>>714485487
Herpes sucks bro. Hope they find a cure. It's overdue.
>>714486117
Nice dopamine strategy you must have been cranking it out as you wrote it.

>>714469178
31 is young. Focus on turning your life around.

>>714469266
How 10?

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>>714467903
>Be me, 15
>Have lots of groups of people I talk to
>Extremely social
>It's all a cover because I can't be myself
>I don't have a best friend
>Shitty grades, so no athletics or clubs
>Depression comes in after school, I think it's the realization I'm stagnating
>Feeling active but socially unfulfilled
>3.5/10

Any other anons have this problem?

>>714467903

well i live in Norway never felt real hunger in my life. the chances of becoming homeless no matter what i do are slim, unless i become a harcore heroine addict who refuses to cooperate.

i should say 10/10

but i still feel like 4/10

>>714467903
10 7u7

>>714467903
Right now, I'd say a low 4. Usually it's around 7-8 I guess.

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What's wrong with me ?

>>714489020
you cut yourself....

>>714488384
Are you actually 15?
If you are focus in school and if you are social you shouldn't have problems with a lot of stuff
And you still young as fuck.

>Talk to people without a problem and enjoying yourself time to time
Why do you have depression again?

>Shitty grades
Focus on school you fucking dumbass it isn't hard

>Socialy Unfulfilled
How?
Btw.. Enjoy your ban

>>714489020
You want attention..
Or you are a masochistic

a solid 2/10

>>714467903
8/10
Shit could be worse, but shit could be better too.
I'm ass blasted with assignments though and living comfortably.

>>714489170
No I'm not but that's how I felt when I was.......

>Why do you have depression again?
Family issues, mostly. I'm also pretty sensitive about certain things.

>Focus on school you fucking dumbass it isn't hard
Fuck off. I took all of my shitty classes in one semester. Got my first D and no A's.

>How?
I feel like I can't compete with other people in my grade.

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I'd say 4.
>19
>Not going to school
>Wanna chase my dreams and be a zoologist and just be useless but happy
>As it stands i'm just useless
>Always saying something stupid
>People pay me no mind
>Only friend is more autistic than me (literally)
>Just want someone to think I mean something
>Blindly admire some girl
>Can't describe the feelings I get for this gorgeous quiet girl from work
>Always end up saying something stupid
>She used to be interested
>Always fantasize about being that guy that adds something
>Want someone to push me to actually make a difference in myself
>I want to know iv'e made someones life better
>Fantasize about it
>Always disappointed
>The girl wants nothing to do with me
>Asked if I wanted to join her for a haunted house on Halloween
>She gets sad over something and decides not to
>I get invited to go to concert
>Shed be there
>She can't get tickets
>Buy her a ticket
>She can't go
>She goes to another concert a week later
>Not invited
>Sit at home and think
>Want to stop being lazy
>Want to make a solution
>Think of problems instead
>I hate being nothing
>Nobody cares
>Another girl from work actually invites me to Maine with her family during the summer
>Sounds too good to be true but it makes me feel good
>Just want to tell someone what I think about
>Nobody cares
>I keep trying
>Try too hard
>I hope college will break my cycle of repetition
>Will I even get out of my chair to go
>Will I be disappointed with college too
>Just now some lunatic girl down the street asked me to come over
>Gonna listen to her problems for hours probably
>I don't really even know what I want, someone show me.

>>714489709
>Beeing in an agressive enviorment
Not doing jackshit to solve it

>Took all the classes in 1 semester got D and no A's
Focus more

>Can't compete with other people in my grade
>That's how i felt when i was 15

Wat.