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New fluffy thread because the other one reached the limit.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New fluffy thread because the other one reached the limit.
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>>714451542
My gf saw the 200 or so fluffy pics on my phone and now she dumped me for some reason.
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>>714451656
If she doesn't like fluffy then she isn't the one anon. I am sorry though.
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>>714451656
still got us anon
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>>714451958
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>>714452012
bet dat foal is thinkin bout dewicious miwkies
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>when the shitposters start assimilating
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A wild smarty
1/6
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>>714452387
2/6
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>>714452496
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>ITT
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>>714452537
4/6
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>>714452581
5/6
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>>714452631
6/6
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>Be you, smart guy
>It's been raining like balls where you live, enough that it's brought the Fluffies out of the sewers and out of their dens
>They wander around, looking for new places to sleep or live in
>Some of your neighbors don't mind them sleeping in their bushes; it keeps the bugs away, they reckon
>And while most are harmless, a few have gotten themselves in trouble - clogging up traffic being one issue when a herd moves, scaring kids at a traffic stop being another
>What did these poor things do to you, one might ask?
>They dug up your yard
>Look at it
>You had a perfectly pristine garden smack dab in the center, raised off the ground by a foot of cinderblocks
>And yet, somehow, they still managed to get up there and eat EVERYTHING
>It's the dead of winter
>You had heaters placed ever three feet to keep the plants from freezing
>You spent all year cultivating them to give to your neighbors
>And now?
>Gone
>You're just glad that they can't climb so well, otherwise your Avocado tree would've been next
>It lies next to the garden, and always kept nice and clean
>But all the rain has made the ground soft, and mushy
>Even with the cold, it'll take a few hours before it hardens
>And those little beasts are starting to dig it up!
>They're actually trying to build a burrow beneath the tree, damaging the roots and the bark
>A few even managed to pull a heater down from your garden's raised border, and placed it near the opening
>If this keeps up, you'll have yourself a herd to deal with
>So you've locked yourself in your garage
>Cracked open the 3D printer
>And began printing designs for something big
>Meanwhile, while that prints, you're hard at work building the innerds' for something big, something sweet
>Something that'll either scare those Fluffies away, or get rid of them
Cont.?
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>>714451656
>200

i've always wondered if this would come up in a divorce court.
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>>714453408
no fan of yard invasion, but I wonder what will be 3D printed
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>>714454261
Ohhhhh i would kick the shit out of that one. Just looking at that makes me mad
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>>714454643
>that bite mark at the end
kek
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>>714453408
>>714454261
I'll take it that you want a continuation. As long as one person likes it.
>Before you take your revenge out on the Fluffies in your backyard, you thought you'd test your little machine of death somewhere else
>But where, you fretted, would be a good spot to try it?
>Why not the local school, where the fluffies are bound to be?
>No, that angry Irish groundskeeper does a good job keeping them away from the kids, and the Highschool and Middleschoolers are smart enough to ignore them
>No, you need some other place
>But where?
>While you mull over this, you assess the working skeleton of your machine
>It's a stout little thing, about a foot and a half talk and weighs in at over ten pounds alone
>With all the working components it's about fifteen
>It can twist it's torso and walk at the same time, you soon discover
>It can raise it's arms in jerky movements, but that can be fixed easily
>But most of all, is the hand. The left hand is host to four fingers of segmented pieces with a thumb
>To test it's strength, you have it try and grab a soda can
>It takes a few tries, including realigning the fingers a bit, but within no time at all it can grip the can pretty well
>And squeeze hard enough for it's fingers to punch through the aluminium
>Good, you thought, installing the camera in the 'head'
>You'll want to see where your little machine is pointing after all! And what better way then from it's own perspective?
>You attach a transmitter to the back, allowing it to be controlled by your laptop
>In this weather, though, you figure you don't need anything to sink the heat into. It's cold enough as is
>Once you finish your little tests, you go back to see that yes, yes that thing is still printing off the plants
>But they're almost done
>And you have a paint set nearby
>Once it's finished, you figure you'd paint it something fierce
>Just gotta wait, but in the mean time
>What should you add to the RIGHT hand?
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>>714450474
New thread because you are cancer
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>>714454986
Come on guys, suggest what he should put in the right hand. He has the following around his garage
>BB-Gun
>Laser Pointer with batteries
>Wood
>A meat mallet
>Nails
>More wood
>Taser
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>>714455455
Poor brony.
So triggered at the abuse of his fictional horses :(
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Fluffy wip game some guy's made

gheybenewel.x10host.com
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>>714455550
>>714454986
BB gun
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He has a complicated way of tackling a problem.

>>714455550
motorized harrow?
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>>714454986
bb gun
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>>714455868
this is a meme now
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>>714455873
>you need a specifically labelled bag to dispose of fluffies
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>>714455922
Dubs demand it!
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someone requested this in the previous thread
I dont really like how it turned out but meh, not used to draw non-human stuff
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>>714456103
Looks great anon
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>>714456103
I thought the can was an onahole, not gonna lie
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>>714454986
BB-Gun
>Your old BB-Gun
>Your sister shot you so many times with this thing
>You're surprised it's still useful
>It takes you about an hour to attach it to the right arm, eventually forgoing the right hand and just replacing it with the gun itself
>You place the "ammunition" as close to the arm itself, along the right torso
>The feet wraps around the arm down to the gun
>After some testing, you find you can shoot pretty accurately as far as twenty-feet away
>But it's more accurate, you realize, when you place the laser pointer ontop
>Pretty good combo if you say so yourself
>Although the things a little lopsided in weight now, you can fix this by changing the pattern in which it walks and keeping the gun at the side
>Pretty good
>Though a little slower, it doesn't matter
>Feral fluffies might be faster then domesticated ones, but they're still one shot away from a broken leg
>Ah, the plates are done!
>Time to attach them!
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>Another hour passes, and finally, your little death machine is complete!
>Standing in pure white plastic plates, at 1.5 feet tall, weighing in at twenty five pounds, your little Anti-Fluffy mech!
>You need to give it a name, a proper one
>Eh, you're patriotic
>You call it Eagle
>Now, those plates are necessarily designed to stop fluffies from damaging it, mostly to keep the weather from rusting or killing it before it can unleash it's 300 shots to bear
>Besides, it's just fluffies!
>They won't pose any threat, will they?
>You drop it off in the trunk of your impala along with your laptop
>As you take off, you see more of them coming into your yard through a hole in the fence
>You grumble as you back up onto the road, and drive away
>Now the question is
>Where will this thing be tested?
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>cut off fluffies balls
>starve fluffy and cook balls
>cut off fluffies legs
>Dangle cooked balls above head too high to reach that if he could reach he would eat out of desperation but he can't because he has no fucking legs
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this is literally the humor i had in sixth grade
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>>714456458
The local fluffy daycare!
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>>714456716
The local fluffy daycare!
>No, that's a terrible idea!
>This thing was meant to scare or kill feral fluffies, not ones that COULD be adopted
>No, you'll need to find someplace else.
>Someplace with a lot, where the noise won't attract so many people
>But where...
>Now, you're entering town proper.
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>>714456458
Abandoned house nearby a food donations center.
The little fuckers probably have a smarty leading them that steals away food somehow.
Operation Eagle-eye is a go!
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>>714456929
this
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>>714451656
It's just a prank
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>>714452671
We need chapter 2 badly
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>>714456980
>>714456929
I'm down with these two.
Dump has penty of safe holes to hide in, but the house is near food.....
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>>714457088
changed my answer to the house
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>>714456929
>stealing donated food
>a smarty shitbag leading them

you put thought into this? Excellent.
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>>714455922
Dubs confirm.
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>>714457635
!kZRABBIE/.
the fuck even is this
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>>714457639
10% chance, truly epic
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>>714457635
If you post it five more times it'll be a meme I promise
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>>714456191
ty

>>714457847
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munstah
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>>714456980
>>714456929
The dump!
>No fluffies live by the dump, not even the ferals
The abandoned house!
>You know inner voices, that's actually a good idea
>There's a deserted street in the back of the neighborhood
>No one lives there anymore
>You take a right and drive as quickly as you can
>The anticipation of whats to come is tasted on your tongue
>It tastes like
>Mayonez
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>You arrive at the neighborhood, and quickly find the house you're looking for
>It's a single story, dilapidated, boarded up windows
>Garage door is no where to be seen
>But inside, surrounded by huge pieces of wood, leaves, grass and the like, several piles of rainbow colored fuzz could be seen in piles dotting the inside
>Well why shouldn't they be like that, huge fat targets?
>The wind is starting to act up
>You can see more of them returning to their den of rainbows and hugs and 'wuv'
>What even is 'wuv'?
>This concept confuses and angers you!
>You stop the car short of the house
>Dont want to wake them or startle them
>You set your laptop up, thankful your battery is fresh and powered
>Should last five hours
>Same with the little robots
>Speaking of
>You set it on the side-walk
>And check the controls
>Firing one shot off into the air
>It seems to be doing well, but with the extra plates depressing the feeding mechanism, it's slower on the action
>Not to worry
>You should be fine
>And now
>With your little guy ready
>You start off, and start walking up the sidewalk to the house
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>>714455740
This has potential
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>>714458784
>>714458853

Sorry anon,s but this is a fluffy hate thread and bredding ground of memes. It's not safe here
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>>714453497
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>>714458448
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>>714456860
The park.
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>>714459315
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>>714454643
That was really good. I liked the .gif part, too. Good shit.
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>>714458448
could he get a knife/sharp object and add it to the gun like a bayonet?
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>>714459049

now draw some lolis crushing a fluffy in their pussy
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>>714458448
>It seems walking up inclines was something you forgot to test for
>It has some trouble, nearly loosing it's footing a few times before getting a good stride going
>With how jerky your movements are, it doesn't take long to attract the attention of at least one of the "guards" posted outside the garage door
>A big black unicorn, who notices your little robot but doesn't seem to understand what it's looking at
>A small thing, in dull white paint, is walking up to it as if it's going to try and enter
>The audacity!
>He puffs up his cheeks and walks right up to it
>Under normal circumstances your robot would be taller by a few inches
>But you're on an incline
>It's actually a little taller then your robot right now
"Hay! Yu stahp wigh' dur!"
>You're so glad you didn't put a microphone on this thing
"Nu moar fwuffehs! We fuww! Gu awaeh!"
>Your robot is silent, standing still and looking at it
>The fluffy is a little unnerved, so he puffs his chest out and his cheeks, and attempts a warning -touch-
>He flicks your guy in the 'head'
>Your robot wobbles for a second
>How did he even flick him?
>Fluffies dont have fingers!
"Hay! Yu dum-dum? Gu awaeh, or git ouwchies!"
"Me cunt' twee!"
"Juan!"
"Jew!"
"Tre-"
>The little guy raises his arm
>It goes right into the fluffy's neck
>The fingers open up
>It grabs hold of his windpipe
>His eyes open wide in fear, trying to back up but to no avail; you have him
>With a sick grin on your face, your robot begins to squeeze
>The fluffy hacks and coughs
>And then
>A red line begins to streak down your robot's pristine white arm
>His eyes gloss over in fear before falling to the side
>It lets go
>The fluffy is convulsing, shaking, twitching
>It tries to call for help
>Nothing
>A good test if anything
>To prepare now, you raise your BB-Gun and keep it held forward
>Walking slowly, you begin to advance onto the other guard
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>>714460006

You see Ivan, with 100MB storage of new Tsar Floppy, we make for best hackings of capitalist pigs!
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>>714460082
>>714459960
pls senpai, notice me
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>>714460196
Tsar floppy would be a good fluffy name

>>714460295
guy is done with building
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>>714459960
THIS
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>>714460082
I like your writing style man, keep it going
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>>714460190
Anyone know the artist? Pretty sure pic related is the same style
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>>714460082
>You need to get some music going
>What would be a good theme to go along with this?
>You need something that speaks to your inner patriot
>Something that is full of harmonic tunes
>Multitude of instruments
>Something that says you
>Searching on Youtube, you find it easily
>You set it to loop when a thought comes to mind
>Darnet! You should've put a bayonet or something on that thing!
>But considering it's already off balance by a bit
>Any more weight would be too much, and he'd topple over!
>Maybe next time
>Now, you've got fluffies to scare
...
>You dispose of the other guard with ease
>He was terrified after watching you crush his friends windpipe
>So terrified he ran off into the forest
>You smile as your turn your attention to the den itself
>Where to begin?
>You count... Twenty, yes, twenty fluffies in five different piles
>Oh, one's starting to wake up!
>A filly with a pink mane obstructing a horn, and a nice blue body
"Uh... H-huwwo?"
>She calls out, tilting her head as your robot stands in the garage's doorway
"Ho' yu?"
>Silence
"Nu fwen?"
>Silence
>She starts waddling over to you, a big smile on her face
"Nu fwen'! Git huggehs!"
>It's like she doesn't see the barrel pointed at her
>She runs right into it and recoils bacl
"Ow! Why nu fwen' huwt fwuffeh?"
>Silence
>She puffs herself up
>She isn't going to take this like a bitch!
>What is she?
>A CANADIAN fluffy?
>No, She waddles right up to your robot and plonks it on the shoulder
"Meanies git' owies"
>Yeah, and fluffies get DEATH
>In a three second burst, you fire five shots into the filly's face
>Thanks to how the BBs were... 'modified' before coming here, they're as sharp as nails
>In fact
>Some are actually replaced nail-heads!
>Some of which happen to impact the right side of her face
>Some that go right through her eye
"SCREEEEEEEE!"
>She bounces back, recoiling on her hind legs
"SEEIN' PWACE HUWTIES, M-MUNSTAH!"
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>>714461250
song should be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg
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>>714461262
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>>714461094
I love this artists style, their fluffies look so glutonous
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>>714461094
moar neglect
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>>714461341
Already got one, but couldn't post it because of lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghEEvE_EYXg
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>>714461513
oh kek
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>>714450780
these are so cute!
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>>714461626
so.... KILLABLE!
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>>714461094
Idk why I love this picture so much
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>>714461788
because neglect is so deliciously evil
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>>714461250
>That got her!
>With her on her hind legs, you're able to fire directly into her belly
>Another three second burst, another five BBs impacting her
>Some sink into her fluff, while the sharp ones fly right on through
>You could be a fluffy abortionist for hire at this rate
>Come see Eagle, he'll beat your fluffy like a Beagle!
>Nah that's offensive
>To beagles mostly, but you get the idea
>Still, her cries got the attention of her fluffy-"pod"
>Once they saw that she was lying on her back, belly and eye bleeding, they began to freak
"Wai fwuffeh weak boo-boo-jewsh? Who gibt' owies?"
>Once they saw the unknown figure standing in their doorway, this is what happened
>Her 'Special friend' became angry, throwing himself in a rage as he ran forward, a "sharp" point protruding from his head
>He neighed with all his rage like some baboon-assed obongua, weesnawing like some Swedish guy
>The hand reaches out, and grabs him by the horn
"Wet gogh! Wet gogh auf fwuffeh!"
>But it's no use
>You bring the barrel to his chest and fire five more shots
>You see five spurts of blood shoot out the back
>His eyes wide in pain as he feels each one punch through his ribs, tear through his lungs and puncture his heart
>You toss him ontop of his Special Friend, and turn the laser pointer on the rest
>Whose next?
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>>714461788
>>714461879
It highlights the delicate vulnerability of the fluffy species. No elaborate torture, no crude instruments necessary. Just simple emotional coldness is enough to damage them.
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>>714461768
by hugging them to death
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New thread?
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>>714462176
>like some baboon-assed obongua
fucking lossed
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>>714462376
new bread plz
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>>714461250
at least he acknowledged the idea of a bayonet
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Requesting jabbelwamer or whatever it is called explanation l
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making thread one sec
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>>714464969
>>714462830
>>714465065
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>>714464283
I assume you're talking about Jellenheimers.

Jellenheimers started off as one artists failed attempt at drawing foals. However, some liked how they look and started calling them Jellenheimers.

Within the various head canons, they started out as the original mutant cannibal.

Later on, when artists started making cannibal fluffies (fluffies that looked like regular fluffies but with sharp/predator teeth and, sometimes, multiple rings in the iris of the eyes), people started using Jellenheimers more for weirdbox stuff and giving them psychic powers and other weird things.
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bggh
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>>714450474
I love these threads
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>>714450474
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread?
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread.
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>>714465662
It is now that you got here.
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