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I am a Physics major. That means I am better than all of you.

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I am a Physics major. That means I am better than all of you.
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>>714440912

except me, a math major
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>>714440912
Have fun finding employment outside academia.
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>>714440912
Except you go to community college
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>>714440912
No you're not
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>>714441234
Yes, I am.
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>>714441111
Have fun being a wage slave engineer whos career depends on physics equations!
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>>714441017

Haha, I second that :-)
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>>714441302
Nuh uh
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>>714441392
Nice repeating digits
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>>714441392

have fun being a glorified engineer whose career depends entirely on mathematical equations
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>>714443069
I would have it no other way.
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>>714441392
have fun while your career is useful for:
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>>714441017
>>714440912
Better than both you fucks. Math and Physics.
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>>714440912
>>714441017
These are just inferior intro subjects you take so you can become something actually useful.

>engineering master race
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>>714440912
no, you are a physics major and you THINK you are better than us

Reality and what goes on in your mind are two different things m8
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>>714443328

not better. just less focused.
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>>714440912
Am engineer should I switch
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>>714441017
Give over. When i was doing my physics degree, i used to help maths students with their work.
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>>714440912
I'll have fries with that please.
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>>714440912
I have a physics degree, so I beat you.
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im in mechanical engineering honors

enjoy your ugly wives, physics and maths majors'
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>>714440912
Not until you get your degree you aren't. Once you have it then yeah you will be, but for now you're only at my level, a college dropout.
>>714441111
Fucking checked.
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>>714443601
Right, double the major half the focus?
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>>714440912
That equation only applies for objects at rest you normie
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>>714440912
Thoughts on field theory renormalization and its correlation with experimental results?

Will find a mathematically rigorous explanation or just be fine standing by the infinity removals?
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>>714443715
I am a physics degree, so I beat you.
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>>714443512

your profession wouldn't exist without math.
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>>714444041
Lol. Try harder, faggot
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>>714443662

funny, i help physics and engineering students do their work all the time. so do most of my peers.
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>>714444144
Math wouldn't exist without my profession, because everyone would be sperging in fucking caves eating berries.
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>>714440912
Statistically speaking, there's likely an actual graduated and functioning physicist or two who'll see this post.

By definition they are better than you, given your logic. Therefore your statement cannot be true.

Maths and logic are pretty important in physics, from what I understand.
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electronics faggot here
I've always found that the deeper you go into physics, the more layers of abstract crap you find.
Is it actually understood why positive and negative things attract without having to go because some other unexplainable shit causes it?
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>>714444198
fffffffffffff
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>>714444165
Which non-abelian gauge theory is your favorite?
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>>714444299
also, check my 4s
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>>714440912
You're better at awkward silences, being a lonely dillweed, and math, congratulations.

If you can find time in your busy schedule of jerking off, working stokes equations, and getting shot down by anything with a vagina don't forget to call your mom who secretly believes you want to fuck men or your dad who openly believes you fuck men.
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septs checkem
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Get it!
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>>714444299

mistaking cause for effect? probably why you're a pleb tier engineer, faggot
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>>714444381
quark/lepton spins and gluons nigger. this is known.
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>>714440912
Better at not getting laid, yes.
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>>714444919
>without giving bullshit unexplained reasons
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>>714444381
The heart of physics is to explain the natural world.

Unfortunately the best we can do sometimes is have theories that correlate well to experimental result so we stick with that until someone finds a better explanation that has even better experimental results.

That being said, for all its hoop jumping, theories like quantum electrodynamics have astonishingly accurate results.
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>>714444144
Most of engineering can be done with mathematical notion that has been theorized for at least 50 years.

The kind of math engineers use and the kind of math math majors studied aren't the same.
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>>714445185
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>>714445171
yeah you're right, force transmitting particles demonstrated to exist for the last half century are no kind of evidence. might as well say it was magic.
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>>714445693
I thought magnets were miracles created by fat redneck clowns
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>>714440912
I have forgotten more about physics than you'll ever know kid.
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>>714445950
They clearly stated that they are unaware of how magnets work, anon
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>>714446156
when two clowns run fast enough they are forced to collide with each other comedically. same principle applies to clown particles. stands to reason.
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>>714445693
I understand that these things can be explained using sub atomic particles and fundamental forces but what actually causes these?
Have we actually reached the most basic thing yet?
Like atoms were once considered the smallest particle, then it was protons neutrons and electrons, then there was quarks, leptons and bosons.
Does it not just keep going deeper and deeper?
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>>714446326
>clown particles

Clown particles are small red spheres.

They also fit on your nose.
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>>714444143
I beat you, so I am a physics degree
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>>714446386
not trolling or trying to be a cunt by the way.
Just genuinely curious.
I gave up on chemistry because of this kind of shit.
i.e. electrons orbit the nucleus in shells that can hold 8 except for the first shell and atoms want to have 8 electrons in the outer shell to be stable.
No wait, electrons orbit in s,p,d,and f orbitals and atoms want these orbitals to be filled.
No wait, there's orbitals that are mixes of other orbitals and most metals only want to partially fill them anyway
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>>714440912
Really?, I want to study physic but is to much expencive for me.
What you think about the posible relation of the Heisinberg law with the no-gravitional condition of matery?
It exist only as a magnetic condition or can exist as a psysical structure of probability?
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>>714447058
Try studying English instead friendo
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>>714440912
actually you suck hard,because iam applied informatics and mathematics doctorate candidate, so you can go flip burgers with your uneployed physic ass straight to mcdonalds...fuck face
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No one is better than anyone. We're all pointless and nothing matters. Good for you for perusing a career in knowledge, but remain humble if you're serious about physics, fag. Because you'd realize how insignificant we all are if you were to pay attention at least once in class
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>>714440912
Except me. I stay at home and read books written by Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku and Brian Greene, read Wikipedia, study physics all on my own, AND I'm about as good at guitar as anyone could be. Math + Art is always better then either on its own.
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>>714447058
>the no-gravitional condition of matery

That's my favourite bit.
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>>714440912
being a major in anything doesnt mean shit. Graduate then talk. Right now, even idiot special snowflake SJWs with bullshit liberal degrees mean more than you. I bet you're a freshman or sophomore who hasnt even gotten into specifics of your major.
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As someone who got a degree in physics, no you're not.
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>>714447158
this
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> glorious 10k monthly earning programmer reporting in
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>>714440912
I have PhD in physics. While doing that I was spending evenings learning programming/IT. I switched and thank fucking god for that. I wasted so many years.
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>>714448081
oh god anon im so sorry that blows
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>>714447781
im about 950-1150/month but good conditions tho... im okay i think...
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>>714440912
This means you'll serve me my next mcnuggets I pay from a higher wage than yours, that I received for a job that I got with nothing but a high school diploma and actual marketable skills I don't have a degree in.
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