U kno the drill boys

>will go to australia with you
>won't give phone number

What a dumb cunt lol

Ok your email adress?

>>714436808
ok i'll pick you up for our trip

address?

How about your credit card information

>>714436808
Well I don't take just anybody on trips with me. What makes you special enough to come? ;)

>>714436999
Guess you're doing this

>>714436999
This

>>714436808

Digits. We can talk about how Australia can come to you.

>>714436999
Kek

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Op here these are all fucking stupid and not funny I need quality!!!

>>714436999
In all seriousness, do this. She will probably respond with an lol or something. Trust me.

>>714436808
girls in australia are hot

let's see you in a bikini

>>714437336
>Putting a question mark at the end of a statement

You fucked up faggot. Should've picked the trips.

>>714437336
You faggot I got trips, I would have been the one you should of said first, in dubs threads trips works for dubs

ahhh shit try like something sweet ' I'd like to rip out your spine and impregnate your soul'

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>>714436999

If you call me Australia, Australia can cum to you.

Haha, hey bb you know what? I can imagine u in bikine and I am a lil bit horny. Wanna play with me? ;)

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At this point I'm waiting for this bitch to block me

>>714437336
You opened with that stupid line and she responds very positive. This girl just needs comfort. Tell her about your life, funny things that happened to you and ask little things out of the ordinary. Drop hints that you think she's hot once every so often while doing this but dont expect a respond, just talk over them and u should be good. Good luck!

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>>714437645

>>714437645
You suck at this

>>714437583
Re roll

This bitch responded, I need str8 up quality

>>714437645
How about you come over to my house and I give you the ol' lickaroo

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>>714437832
Fuck like an autistic mystic I forgot the pic

>>714437583
Only good one.

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>>714437833
Third time tonight.
Do it op

if mexicans can jump borders i can jump you

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>>714437902
Kek

Hey babe, I have to be honest with you. I am still virgin with 0 hope in my life. Can you make my week ? All I want Is you tits, you can have EVERYTHING u want

>>714437832
But your execution is shit. Don't blame the anons OP

>>714437884
I do, but what more do you want to know? You are cute and I'd like time with you. Let's just flirt here some, go out, and see what happens?

>>714437645
dude, you are so fucking retarded, can even do a copy paste faggot? You made asking for a credit card even dumber than I could possible have thought it was possible, please never make a thread like this again

>>714437884

Instead of Australia, how about an outback steakhouse. You can let me eat your bloomin' onion.

>>714437884
No I don't. Quit being a faggot and give me your phone numbah. This tinder app keeps crashing :(

>>714438092
Roll

>>714438011
Nigga I copy an paste the shit u fags write lol

>>714438092
Rollin

>>714438066
Are u Mauro?

>>714438139
except that you didn't idiot, you added your autistic shit before doing what the other anon said, just off yourself and turn off your phone

>>714438092
Roll it

>>714438139
You fucked it up in every line.

>>714438259
How so?

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This thread is full of fail

>>714438035
Reroll

>>714438092
This

>>714438202
>>714438281
^

>>714438341
Reroll

>>714438444
WINRAR

>>714438444
Trips trips

>>714437645
"this bitch"

The autism is too much to handle

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Quality plz

>>714438610
What do you like to eat on a date?

>>714438666
You are fucking welcome OP.

Let's reroute this fucker and get some tits

Well where ya want to go cunt ?

>>714438610
It was just a euphemism for taking you to my apartment and fucking you from behind. How does that sound, cunt? ;) [corn emoji]

>>714438610

By "blooming onion" I meant "your taint"

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>>714438666
Nigga I'm not trying to fuck this chubby ass bitch I DEMAND COMEDY!!

>>714438610

Boy is she dumb

>>714438666
>>714438444
>>714436999
trips thread!

>>714438801
Anons. It's time to leave. Op is a fucktard.

>>714438610

Do you like their grilled tubesteak?

>>714438610

Enough with this bullshit. I want to empty my balls to a picture of your wet, pink pussy.

>>714438801
Post another pic of her, and send her this:

"Fine, come over to my place for some frozen pizza and some pinot grigio. Bring some old VHS tapes of your home movies, so we can have some fun! ;)"

>>714438962
Roll again

>>714438962

Thisss

>>714438948
Go faggot no one cares

>>714438610
Well, flirting doesn't work. just show me your tits

Kayla show me your tits or pussy or ill kill my self right now and Ill blame you on a suicide note. You have 5minutes to deliver, also I have all your info.

ask is she fucks dogs bro

>>714438962

This one

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Op here I'm trying to get tits I promise il remake the thread if that's what it takes but help mev

>>714439114
roll

i was telling him about you

>U kno the drill boys
>proceeds to be a faggot
tell her how much of a faggot you are

>>714439144
Winnar

>>714439193
Yikes. This entire conversation is too verbose. You should've asked her to bang on the first message.

>>714439144
Winrar

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Ok quality. Remember you dumbtards quality

>>714439233
double dubs!

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>>714439342
Howbout some sausage?

>>714438962
Here

>>714439342
>>714439144
This OP FUCKING DO IT

>>714439434

>>714439434
Me

>>714439342
Ribs sound pretty nice :)

>>714439434
Tubesteak

>>714439342

You can have the steak if I can have the ribs? Oh, and we can go to Outback too ;)

>>714439600
Wannnir!

>>714439342
I like their roast beef

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We're almost there boys we going to get those tits,... YOU HEAR ME!!

>>714439722

ur going into shitzone u fuck

>>714439722
No you are not even close. Fucking faggot

You sure as shit ain't getting tits boyo.

Op is fag

>>714439722

Want to do this then? Let's go out. You do kiss on the first date yes? I won't tell ;)

>>714439804
Yeah right all I need is her number and being creative

>>714439722
Why did you even make this thread if you're gonna be a fucking nigger

>>714439893
No all u need is stop being a faggot and be direct. Act like a dirty retard and see what happend

>>714439893

So you can track her down and take pictures through her window? Closest you'll get mate.

>>714439722

Does baby have back? Would love to see your sexy butt

>>714439804
>>714439850
U kno what u guys want to be fagggots and talk shit then il go do it my self fuck you all

>>714439995
This

>>714439722
How about you show me your ribs if you know what I mean... ;)

Ask for tits

>>714440013
Cya fucking austistic retard dont come back

>>714439995
Roll

>>714440115
reroll

OP you are essentially the biggest faggot on 4chan right now

>>714440013

you can't and won't do shit. faggot.

>>714440115
roll

>>714440110
God dammit, one off, I can always reroll.

Tits with face

>>714440150
All this talk about food is making me horny. (Send dick pic)

>>714440198
FOR FUCKS SAKE, KEK WHY DO YOU CURSE ME?! (reroll)

>>714440262
Rrrollin

>>714440288
WINRAR

>>714439846
I came back and it got worse. Abandon this fag anons.

>>714440123
>>714440170
Mad cuz I made a thread with mad replies, jealous fags

>>714440262
This faggot

>>714436808
> Kayla
> female

>>714440522
No because you are asking for help, we send you shit and you act like a real autistic fag, dont come back you fucking retard

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ask to show tits

>>714440632
this

ok listen, enough chit chat... I have to be honest with you, you are fucking beautiful, I know this will sound like typical guy bs but I just honestly had to tell you, I really like you, I have not been able to stand up since we matched because my dick has been harder than wolverines adamantium, so I will just go for it:
Give me your snapchat

>then look for some horny gift/wink/sexy whatever so she knows you want nudes

>>714440708
roll n get

>>714440288
>>714440198
>>714440110
Deliver OP or be deemed a faggot forever.

>>714440262
Rrrroll

>>714440708
dubs?

>>714439722
tell her you dont have the money tho, is it ok is she has to pay for it?

Roller

>>714440708
ggggggggggeet

>>714440708
rawl

>>714440815
reroller

>>714439722
You seem like a fun girl. Want to have a little fun now?

let me put a nigger baby inside your womb

just grinding out on runescape, should have 85 smithing by tonight. wanna be my miner slave for 10k gp an hour? I'll give you much more once I'm 99 and rolling in it

>>714439722
can I see your baby back ribs? ;)

I believe in equal rights so will you pay for my dinner?

>>714441098
roll

>>714441098
rolling

I love my steak with truffle butter

>>714441098
rolll

>>714440855
Winnar but fag op wont post it

>>714441098
get

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Yeah fuck you all

>>714441172
Roll

>>714441172
Rolll

>>714437336
Go back to fucking reddit if you're just going to ignore the trip post and comments you dont think are le funny!!1 xD

>>714441214
can I see you're baby back ribs? ;)

>>714441172
Troll

>>714439722

tell er you´d like that tender pussey filet more

>>714441214
Who talked shit of course, those who stuck with me let's get the pics we got this boys

>>714440855
OP YOU FUCKING FAG POST IT

>>714441214

I have a hard time choosing between boobs & butt. Hopefully you have both.

>>714441214
"Im a You guy"

>>714441172
Rollarino

>>714441366
This

>>714440708
Send this op god fucking g dammit

>>714441374
Rerolll

>>714441214

I like a nice ass and am talking to you. What a coincidence. :) Do you like your rear too?

>>714441439
Do it

>>714441385
roll

>>714441214
actually, I'm a rib guy as we've discussed. can I see them ribs?

>>714441374
Thissss

>>714441214
Im all about eating the booty ;) xDDDDD

>>714441467
ReRollin

>>714441567
this

>>714441575
Rollllll

>>714441567
do it

>>714441567
come on

>>714441214
>>714440288
OP GOD DAMMIT

>>714441575
bump

>>714441374
^

>>714441567
go

>>714441214

To a degree. I'd like to see more of you before I can confirm

>>714441688
Wannner

>>714441707
Bump

yeah, i take it in the butt all the way in.

OP is a faggot

>>714441567
roll

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Ohh fuck what do I do b...

>>714441214
snorlax confirmed. or a nigger.

>>714441823
Rawlin

>>714441853
sit on grill bitch and let me eat that ass

>>714441853
You're right. Let me see it and I'll tell you <3>>714441853

>>714441853
"A fair point. Can I see some samples to decide for myself?"

>>714441853
I can see it in your eyes.

>>714441977
This for fucks sake

>>714441853
Well if u were confident enough you'd know it, u bitch ass nigger fuck

Your photo looks like a beached whale so I assume you have a fat ass

>>714441977
THIS

>>714441853
most ugly girls have a nice ass. Mathematically, that should hold true in your case as well with a 90% probability. Or are one of those 10% who are ugly and have no ass?

>>714441977

>>714441214
What that thang do

>>714441977
This

>>714441853

I'm pretty sure but a pic to confirm would be great. Happy to reciprocate.

(She wont know what that means)

>>714441977
this

>>714441907
relole

>>714441977
brilliant!

>>714441977
Fucking this.

>>714441853
Well, I'm just making ass-umptions {laugh emoji}, you're going to have to show me so I can make sure of that {winky emoji}

>>714441853
You're sounding so creepy it's impressive

>>714441977

>>714442027
Quit being fans and insult the bitch... Sluts love that shit

>>714442121
holy shet are you a wizard?

>>714441977
this minus the gay as fuck heart

>>714442042
rolling

>>714442183
That's cuz I'm a good lookin dood except I have social autism with girls ;(?

>>714441853
Well, I'm kinda looking right at you. So... easy to see.

>>714442285
Rawl

>>714442205
this

>>714442234
Will OP fucking deliver already?

>>714441567
do it to show dominance

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>>714442323
I added that FUCKING faggot ass heart... I'm nervous but I am waiting I will deliver!!!

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waiting for OP...

>>714442478
Didn't realize we were in a cringe thread you idiot

>>714442478
><3
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>714442478
go for it

>>714442478
You got this OP

>>714442478
Don't be nervous bruh, it's just a girl afterall

>>714442478

you are pathetic

>>714442567
but you're awesome <3

>>714442478
>what is a heart emoji
step up your tinder game, anon

>>714441853

i can see your pussy in the pic. Wash that cunt and lets fuck, cut the bull about eating - ´i aint ritch bitch

>>714442478
Lol, I will cut my balls off if he gets the pic

>>714442478
Sideways grin or crying cat only

Hey, dont mean to hijack the thread but I'm talking to a girl right know how playfully insulted me, I said it was rude and she responding saying, you are right, apologize I said back I dont think thats how it works and then fucking nothing she read it and no reply

Wat do?

>>714442714
You better fucking deliver... I expect timestamps on that shit

>>714442478
tell her you'll pack her ass with more meat than Granma EVER got in the smokehouse!

>>714442478

post a pic of your DIY fleshlight

Smooth as fuck

>>714442714
Now OP needs to get that pic

Tbh i only like ass with thick clumps of shit pouring out of it. Turns me on like you dont even know

>>714442803
She realised youre a faggot and moved onto the next guy

>>714442803
Die

>>714442478
style it out and tell her the heart is what you think her booty will look like

>>714442803
Ask for tits

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Common boysss let be creative!!

>>714442861
You're a strange one.

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>>714442836
fleshlight heh

Sharpie in pooper with timestamp you know da rules fat cunt

Lets cut to the chase. I buy you dinner, pay for some entertainment and/or alcohol, we make small talk, blah blah blah. How about you gag on this dick and I'll just pay you afterwards so you can go out to dinner yourself?

>>714442966
btw take your time at replying

>>714442966
And how are u feeling right now then?

>>714442966
I used to hate donkeys till I saw your ass. Eeeeorrrreeee.

>>714443045
Rerollin'

>>714442966
well fuck you op. that bitch sucks. you suck. this thread sucks.
i am out

>>714442966

be nice for me and ill return the favor

Sucks my nuts

>>714442966
Maybe offer her a trade OP?

>>714442966
Say please and add some gay smiley face

>>714443045
This!

>>714442966
Ill share. What do you want to see of me ? (Eggplant emoji)

>>714442984
NEWFAG SPOTTED

Op massive faggot?

>>714442989

post this pic as your last date who tried to run

>>714443045
fuck it, do dis

>>714442966
Looks like you got dubs... Best send her your post

>>714442966
Lets cut to the chase: Mango.

>>714443045
useless unless he is a tramp

>>714442966
I think you're super nice. :P

Oh it's simple cutie, a booty pic and we will start getting things planned for a dinner date. ;)

Start a new thread, OP. This is gonna bump limit soon.

Dont tell me you're one of those good girls now... ;)

>>714442966
I can't imagine you feeling anything other than nice

>>714443085
Kek

>>714442966
And how are you right now? ;)

>>714443199
WINNER

>>714443045
This is fucking legendary send this

>>714443222
Trips have spoken

>>714443190
brilliant!

>>714443251
Rolling

>>714443310
TUCHEEE

>>714443251
Reroll

>>714443154
This

>>714443199
Winner
Winner
WINNER

>>714443251
Reroll

>>714443272
Reroll

>>714442966
If you come over I can make you feel real nice ;)

>>714443251
Rolllll

>>714443199
WINRAR

>>714443251
Rolln

>>714443222
WINRAR

>>714442950
If I receive tits I will post

>>714443463
How many times that worked for you?

>>714443199
>>714443199
>>714443199
>>714443199
op

I can make you feel nice though ;)

>>714443251 this

>>714443027
>>714443222
Do it OP

>>714442966

sry for the akward change of subject but (giggles)
can u pls tell me your steam account name (waits nervously)hehe :o?

>>714443251
dis

>>714443633
Winrarrr

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We got this, waiting stay tight boys il make a new thread if we have too

>>714443633
decided

GO FOR IT OP DIS IS A WINNER. THE OTHER ONE IS TOO FUCKING RISKY AND DUMB. DONT ENTERTAIN BTARDS, GET PUSSY, BOI.

>>714443722
OP confirmed faggot?

>>714443722
>>714443731
>>714443633
>>714443251

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I GOTS TO KNOW!

>>714443722
Fag

>>714443620
CRINGE DETECTED!

>>714443722
You fucking idiot

op's a fucking joke jfc slit ur throat and dont reproduce

>>714443722

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH faggot