What would you do if you had a nuclear bomb sitting in your garage

Fallout 5

>>714435921
Call your mom and tell her that her dildo arrived.

Sell it.

>>714436155
to ISIS

>>714436155
Why?

I'd make America Great Again.

Click......

File: 1450736062107.jpg (163KB, 719x524px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 719x524px

Fix the world

Strike the nose with a sledgehammer, and pray for sweet oblivion.

>>714435921

Probably get fucking arrested and thrown in a secret facility 140 feet beneath a CIA black facility.

Disarm it, sell the nuclear materiel to science, and use the model as a kids ride, like insert a coin and the missile will jiggle or some shit

Sell it to some terrorists and tell they'll get a real bang for their buck.

>>714435921
nuke boston

>>714435921
Eat the radioactive material and hope for superpowers.

Call in a bomb threat...

Place it next to a military base loaded w more and detonate.

>>714436263
nukes are worth a shit ton

>>714436902
How much?

>>714437060
bout tree fiddy

>>714435921
Take it to Cash Generator, trade in for SNES games

>>714435921
>sell it to iceland, denmark or canade
>no need to worry about it anymore
>have money till you die

>>714436353
But Africa is still on the map.

Also:
>one nuke

hey you can tune it up and get increased power
with a kit from Auto Zone.