>see this in your kitchenh WWYD?

>>714427544
Put that fucking whipped cream in my mouth that shit good

Wonder when I got such a nice granite countertop, but still can't afford a decent bowl.

start beliving in God and thank him

>>714427651
that your moms house son

>>714427544
Hit her in the face with a book to kill those caterpillars on her face

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>>714427544

There's egg up near the rim of that bowl. I'd learn that bitch how to beat some fuckin' eggs by beating her. Then rape.

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>>714427644
I don't blame you but I'd be more focused on Sabrina
>>714427726
same

>>714427544
dubs

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>>714427544
LISTEN HERE SUASAN, I'D SAY YOU'RE LITEREALLY WORSE THAN HITLER, BUT AT LEAST HE KNEW HOW TO USE A FUCKING OVEN

wonder how she got inside and call the police

Tell her all about the benefits of free market consumerism.

>>714427544
Ask her to make my omelet with spring onions and peppers.

>>714427544
tell her she doesn't have to explain, she just has to eat all the eggs

>>714430133
Kek

>>714427544
Ask chief O'Brien to beam the alien into space.

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>>714427544
looks like celestia vega so probs would buy a shit cheap sports car and write "TWISTED FATE" on the side then take 6000 selfies with the same arrogant retard expression

>>714427544
Throw her out. I don't want no bitch stealing my shit. Plus I've got really high standards so I don't really find her attractive.

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>>714431471
with her?

>>714427544
Immediately poop and pee my pants and then poop and pee her pants.

fart in the whisked eggs

SLAP THAT BITCH FOR TAKING TOO LONG MAKING MY SECOND BREAKFAST