Hey /b/ shits going to happen in half an hour.

You know exactly when you're going to poop?

I'm here now. This going to be fun.

>>714423064
not the IHOP!!!

>>714423064
OP won't deliver
I hope it involves an aeroplane

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malls are boring

>>714423531
OP actually takes his delivery job seriously and is quite screw up in the head. Fingers crossed anon.

1 HOUR EASTERN TIME OR MOUNTIAN??

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lets hope hes white so he does it right, unlike the Oklahoma stabber

>>714423875
I'm whiter than sour cream anon. I get the job right. But there cops here just lookin around. This isn't going to be as epic as we're all hoping.

>>714424042
>there cops here just lookin around
in america? really? I wouldn't have even thought of that.

I bet they even have guns

>>714424042
who cares about cops? just mall security, easy to handle

>>714424106
Nope it's dc only the niggers have guns the cops have tasers cause president Ohnigger thinks cops kill blacks

Getting nervous. I want to be remembered but at this rate they might stop me before I can execute my master plan...

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>>714423871

what's gonna happen? :o

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>>714423064

>>714424555
Poor troll attempt

>>714424555
o shit son, the FBI have even got trips on their side

>>714424555
I factored white knights but this mall is fuckin swarming now. I think they're telling people to leave. I'm going to get my shit ready in the stall.... it's now or never!

>>714424555
FBI has 8 minutes to respond

>>714424662
It's a NSA script

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OP is a Faggot, ignore him

>>714424411
shout 'niggers tongue my anus' then blow your brains out, think of the new report, OP, very memorable

OH SHIT! HE DID IT! He actually fuckin did it...

>>714424555
Reports Anon to FBI
>Dog Masturbating
>Child sex DOLLS
>How to join ISIS

>>714424916
he actually swallowed that whole load?

>>714424916
post source nig

what's going on my dudes

3 more minutes

>>714425024
Op is offering his anus for money. Again.

>>714425024
Absolutely nothing, just a bored basement-dweller

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>>714424983
OH look. It's pic related...

Shout: Praise the frog!

>>714424916
Ignore this faggot. After I posted that comment about going into the stall I watched about 10 cops run into the stall. I'm out Guys.Not trying to get shot before I can react.

>>714425265
OP IS A FAGGOT

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OP REALLY DID IT!!

not only is he a huge fucking cuck faggot, he also is a nignag taking a clearly white mans job.

Trump plox fix this immediately.

============================================OP IS A NIGGERFAGGOT===============================================

>>714423064
Pic of the gun and time stamp as proof

>>714425437
>not only is he a huge fucking cuck faggot, he also is a nignag taking a clearly white mans job.
Probably stealing WiFi too

>>714424983
wow u are pretty observant.

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You make me wanna vomit you sick fucking bastard

>>714424983
You must be new to this