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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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for good patrons only
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coffee is great when it's not shit
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bump need a study break.
give me cocks
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This morning has been very interesting.
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why would you say that
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Because I feel okay.
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that was an unexpected response

it's better than feeling bad, though.
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I actually got good sleep, and woke up feeling like things are going to be okay.
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It's unusual for me to feel this way, very rarely do I.
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need cock in ass naow
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maybe it's like an episode except instead of it being a shitty one it's one that's good? i'm not sure how else I could put it but it happens with me sometimes
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I don't think that's what it is. I got a bit of good news, so to speak.
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ah, i see.
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The news isn't even that good, but to me, it feels like the best news I could get.
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if it matters more to you, it will hold more value to you.
may i ask what it is?
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It's a matter of the heart.
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best wishes, then.
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>>714419399
hows it going
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>>714419433
Not bad. Just woke up. I have to go to the bank and walk across town to the utilities office in a while.

Sup with you?
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>>714419527
doesn't sound too bad

not much, had a job interview yesterday and have been playing the new Paragon update since yesterday morning.
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>>714419729
I've no idea what Paragon is.
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>>714419823
it's a game
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>>714419892
I gathered.
I do not know what kind of game.
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bumpp
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Games? Love games? Do you love me? Are you playing those love games with me? I wanna know what you're gonna do cause I need your lovin' like, c'mon now.
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>>714420015
it's a 3rd person MOBA being made by Epic Games, the new update reworked pretty much the whole game yesterday
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>>714420151
Like Smite?
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this thread is dildos
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>>714420251
pretty much but better, it actually has verticality in mind so jumping isn't useless and there's lots of fighting

>>714420252
is it now?
how are you doing
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>>714420350
Doesn't sound too bad.
I always wanted some kind of arena game with platforming or something.
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>>714420350
i'm still sick and i'm currently bored

at least more antidepressants have arrived
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>>714420457
the new map really makes it great for heroes that can traverse vertically better than others considering if they know how to use their abilities or advantages

>>714420471
being sick and bored is pretty awful, no plans for anything? how's that new rig treating you by the way?
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>>714420731
i don't have anything planned for tonight but i wish i did. i've been playing some games on it, but it's like a 50/50 for me to be in a mood to play anything these days and that tends to change around frequently
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>>714420993
that's a shame, hopefully something comes along or you feel better.
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Need more bears. :D
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Need more sculptures.
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need more people
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>>714421330
i guess i could just jerk off all day
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>>714421729
if you really wanted to, go ahead. nobody is stopping you as far as I know
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For me people are only faded memories. Even when I am interacting with them directly, they are already faded in my mind.
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>>714421911
>9/11

>>714422311
3/11

INVESTIGATE IT!
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>>714422476
maybe on March 11th there will be another George Bush
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I've been wanting to top a big ass. Not really into small guys.
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>>714422689
It's the Illuminati.
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>>714423119
know where I can find more artdecade?
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>>714423378
I got most of mine from u18, here, and e621.
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>>714423171
of course it is, it's going to be like Deus Ex

>>714423378
e621
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>>714423463
God in the Machine?
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I'm all out of content. Only like a fairly narrow selection of g/fur. Mostly butts; chubby butts, that is. Or older guys sucking dick. Can't find too much of either, though.
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>>714423463
his pay 2 view content is on e621?
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>>714423599
i was trying to reference the game named Deus Ex, since they've got Illuminati in there too.

>>714423764
probably not, why would you want the paid content? i don't see the point unless you're paying them for a commission
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>>714423894
He's got artdecademonthly
a pay to view site. I could afford it but I don't see it as worth it.
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>>714423894
I don't play games.
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>>714423764
Pay content is mostly on u18.
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>>714424007
i can see that

>>714424006
i don't see the point in paying for porn unless it's a piece that you want made
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>>714424175
It's sort of my thing, you know? I'm intensely boring and disconnected from my peer group.
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>>714424075
>u18
last time I went to that site it was shittily organized.
but I'll make do

>>714424175
or if it's really hard to get porn.

Currently supporting Rak 2 for the dev builds.
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>>714424301
yeah i'm pretty boring and disconnected too but mostly socially and the types of games they play or platform, instead of just not playing games

>>714424393
meh, if it's hard to get and it's not some masterpiece that you have to pay to see, it's still not worth it
i don't know what Rak 2 is.
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Bottle it up and the bottle goes crack.
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Anyhow I'm back from the utility department.
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>>714424485
It's good to be boring.
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>>714424685
even the bottle can't handle it

>>714424789
welcome back

>>714424799
i wouldn't say it's good but it's definitely not bad
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>>714424955
Together, however, the bottle and I can handle anything.
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>>714424955
Thanks.
Managed to get my car running so I didn't have to walk.
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>>714424955
It's better than being addicted to meth. Tweakers are interesting and they are bad.
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Anyone have more chubby butts?
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>>714424998
it's just what's inside the bottle making you believe that

>>714425044
that's good, is the weather bad where you are where walking would have been a problem?

>>714425079
well that's an extreme case for the conversation, but i personally don't find them that interesting
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>>714425339
If I believe it, it might as well be true. Reality is incomprehensible, don't you know?

Also I've never met a methhead but breaking bad makes me think they'd be pretty interesting.
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>>714425339
I find them fascinating in their strangeness.
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>>714425410
might as well. it can be pretty good for that, though.

>>714425442
never really met a meth user that wasn't strange
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>>714425649
Good for what?
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>>714425713
handling anything, albeit until you run out of bottle content
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>>714425649
Yes, exactly.
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>>714425798
Oh yes.

I haven't had any bottles for awhile since I've been too lazy to go to the liquor store, and I got sick yesterday, which is evidence that I actually NEED the booze in my life.
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>>714425858
get liquor, get confidence and the ability to withstand anything that could possibly harm you.
so go steal liquor from a store and drink it to get away without any repercussion.
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>>714426089
I could also just PAY for the liquor, I still have a job at the moment.
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>>714426144
but if you can get it for free without anything happening to you
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>>714426201
dude I live in america, not canada, there's a good chance I'd get shot trying to rob a liquor store
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>>714426245
it's supposed to be a joke, i know you would most likely be shot
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>>714426391
I mean, it'd be a cool way to go though. Maybe I could get in a big shootout with the cops, take someone hostage long enough to yell "GIVE ME LIQUOR-Y OR GIVE ME DEATH" then crack every bottle I could find, dumping the contents on the floor and setting the whole place on fire
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>>714426542
it would make news headlines for a day or two and you'll become famous
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>>714426666
satan quads compel me
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>>714426711
well now you have to. good luck, buddy
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>>714426836
blyat

brb pussying out
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>>714426879
cyka cyka blyat?
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>>714426969
yeah I don't know what it means either
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>>714425858
Avatarfags like you are the most annoying shit ever, if you wanna talk, talk, but at least contribute or don't post anything
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>>714427100
waaaaaaah
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>>714427100
I would prefer not to.
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>>714427014
translate says "whore bitch"

>>714427100
Whiners like you are the most annoying shit ever, if you wanna talk, talk, but at least contribute or don't post anything
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No one gives a fuck about your avatars.
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>>714427272
ah I thought it was fuck

guess it's more of an insult

>>714427355
nigga above clearly did
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No one said they did.
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>>714427428
i guess so

yuor moother is cyka blyat
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>>714427761
I fisted your dad, faggot.
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mornin sunshines
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>>714427857
Oh darling how ARE you
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>>714427806
that would have been really odd if you had

>>714427857
afternoon, how goes?
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>>714427944
Yeah you're right that WOULD be crazy wasn't it? Actually he fisted me it was great.
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>>714427921
Pretty good. Shitposting on /co/ and just chillin

>>714427944
As above
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>>714427995
I am at work and I wish to be anywhere else. Nothing is happening at all. I want to play melee, or jerk off to pictures of gay animal dudes, or get smashed.
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>>714427987
he's got really big hands
i'm sure your ass would have been permanently damaged afterwards

>>714427995
sounds alright.
i'm not really doing anything other than being lazy, watching a livestream and posting here
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>>714428113
Oh well that is understandable. I hate my job with a passion

I actually loved working in warehousing though. So much time to think and daydream. I never once called in sick either.
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Why would you want to do awful things like that?
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>>714428283
We took it slow at first. My prostate was thoroughly tickled.

>>714428293
I would be daydreaming if I couldn't just be shitposting instead, which is basically a slight upgrade since I can post my daydreams in the thread, like the one about getting fisted by zaryss' dad.
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>>714428425
That is a boring daydream. Too small.

My sexual daydreams need to have elaborate settings and worldbuilding. Over the course of dozens of wanks I slowly create a story.

The non-lewd parts I dream up while I am walking around or am on an empty table at work.
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I daydream about my home out west. The sun, the sand, the wind.
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>>714428425
it wasn't destroyed? that's honestly a surprise.

i'm sure he smashed you well too, right?
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>>714428631
Shit, I have those ones too. Actually, those elaborate daydreams started before I was sexual, when I was like 10 years old, and developed into sexual fantasies when puberty showed up

Someday my life will be exciting.
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>>714428779
Obviously, the fisting was a warm up.
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>>714428783
>Someday my life will be exciting.
This is the biggest daydream of all
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About going out in the middle of the desert and laying down and stretching my arms and legs out, feeling the warm soft sand on my back, the sun on my eyelids, smelling the earth.
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>>714428866
This is precisely why I drink. I mean, there's a few dozen other reasons, also, but that's a big one.
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>>714428848
i'm assuming you had a good time, then?
i wouldn't know about his size, but i'm sure after the fisting you probably didn't have much feeling left for that.
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>>714429100
>not knowing how big your dad's dick is
it's like you never walked in on him peeing as a kid
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>>714429144
I never did. Maybe I was lucky.
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>>714429275
I guess that was just me. And my brother. Dad was really bad about locking the goddamn door to go to the bathroom. It's like nigga we don't know if someone's in there if the door's not locked
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>>714428999
I would probably be drinking if I wasn't on medication
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>>714429491
Does the medication at least provide a nice buzz?
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>>714429383
here usually you'd notice because the door is closed and the light is on
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>>714429550
our bathroom door is always closed because dogs have a habit of breaking in and eating tissues and toilet paper and basically anything else the stupid fucks can find
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>>714429519
No, just a list of unpleasant side-effects
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>>714429641
That's no fun. Get some oxy.
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>>714429636
i didn't have a dog until just a few years ago when my parents decided to get a shitty little jack russel/chihuahua mix that they trained somewhat okay.
i want it dead so much

>>714429641
pharmacy drugs in a nutshell, whenever I was on medication they had too many negative side affects to be worth taking
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>want to make a new avatar folder
>pixiv is fucking glacial
why

>>714429967
>jack russel/chihuahua
what the actual fuck is wrong with your parents

my big doggo is very chill now because she's kinda old, the new pupper is a huge pain in the ass but fortunately is very smart and my mom is making sure to put good work into training it
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>>714427882
Get off 4chan newfag.
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>>714430062
i'm not sure, they wanted a small dog and ended up getting the worst small dog that's possible. again, i want it dead so goddamn much.

what are you making your new folder?
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>>714430244
lycanroc, the token doggo pokemon of gen 7
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>>714429730
I would rather not.

>>714429967
Well, spine problems pretty horrible and I don't think I would make it through work shifts without it.
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>>714430302
Is that the butch lesbian one?
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when you're bored af and you remember you have hickok45 videos you haven't watched

>>714430455
the weeknd tells me to, it MUST be good

>>714430473
midnight form yeah

midday is cuter imo
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>>714430508
Oh it has two forms? Noice
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Minior and Lycanroc are pretty cool Pokemon for gen 7.
Plus they go well in a team.
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>>714430606
yeah midnight looks like an emo with a hypno fetish and midday is the dude in the anime that's really loud and braggadocios and gets btfo every episode but eventually becomes the most powerful character.

>>714430621
>tfw midnight lycanroc gets no guard, but midday gets good speed
>can't have both
life is suffering
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>>714430302
edgy emo hair pokemon

>>714430455
ah, i see. it was for anxiety/depression for me so that's probably a bit different
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>>714430792
man it's absurd how much more popular the midnight form is
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>>714430829
popular as in it's common for people to have one?
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>>714430893
No, since you think of it as the edgy emo hair pokemon it's clearly more popular in art and shit. There's two forms, the other one does not have emo hair.
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>>714428910
You okay mate ?
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>>714430737
Post examples.

>>714430904
Crystal Skull wasn't bad enough?
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>>714430975
oh.
i haven't seen any of this art but that's probably because i don't actively look for it and haven't seen it anywhere
probably because the only art i look for is porn with gay furry butts but even then that's not too often outside threads
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>>714431891
>>714431891
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