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hey /b/ so i lit up a small bowl pack on late friday night, and

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hey /b/ so i lit up a small bowl pack on late friday night, and took a drug test on tuesday, it was my first time smoking in 5 years and i used the certo and B12 method the day of the drug test

how fucked am i?
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>>714415616
Hard to tell, if you havent used in ages, could be out your system within 3 days.
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>>714415743
thanks anon you give me hope

also does it help that I worked out hard on sunday and monday before drug test.
its for a job paying $14/hr
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also drug thread as well
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>>714415616
1/10 made me reply
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How'd you use the method? Like what steps did you take/how long before your urine test did you start?
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>>714416778
hey, i mean its still a bump

has anybody ever tried certo (suregel) before? whats the science behind it?
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>>714416895
i had a huge gatorade and mixed with certo in the morning (also took b12) then drank cranberry juice and water all morning, then i took a nap, waking up every so often to piss. left the house at 2pm but before i left i took the other packet of certo and another gatorade, drank a bottle of water and a couple big swigs of cranberry, got to the lab at 2:50 pissed while i was there (non drug test, just really had to piss) then i pissed for screening around 3:30 but i only took middle stream
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>>714415743
This. Depends how much water you drink, exercise you get and body fat you have. THC and those can linger in fat cells. If they do a hair test they can still detect drugs for years.
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You should honestly pass with flying colors, i use to do it with just a Gatorade and a gallon of water so, best of luck.
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my activity timeline leading up to the drug screen, which was yesterday, also took a hot bath monday evening to sweat out some thc
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>>714417470
thanks man, i got a guy i used to work, he swears up and down that i got it in the bag. ill post my stash here in a bit. it smells like mangos
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WHy the fuck would you smoke before a drug test?

I swear, potheads are idiots.

'/b, I cut my arm and now its bleeding and shit'.

Of course it is. And you're an idiot.
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>>714417715
honestly didnt think they would call me back, tge recruiter flaked o me once, then out of the blue asked me to start where we left off, i already had clean piss before the first time round, but they wanted to take another test, only smoked for my brothers bachelor party
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>>714417552
What app do you use to measure miles?
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>>714418027
google fit, its pretty accurate
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I just got a call from the recruiter. I JUST GOT THE JOB thanks guys for the advice!

well ive learned the certo method works if you smoke alittle after a long time and you workout regularly! again, thanks guys imma post my stash and then im omw to pickup my new hire info!!
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