Lets get a secrets/confessions thread going anons.

I like Chocolate Milk

>>714404030
i cheated on my GF with 2 girls in 1 week and im in love with one of her friends who i gave up for a good friend of mine, i hate myself ever since.

I stole like 500$ from my dad. But I didn't do it all at once, I started from like 20, 50, 100. For about 3 months I stole in total 500$. I think he knew that something shady is going on, but he never said anything to me. That was like 10 years ago and I regret doing that shit ever since.

>>714404351
That's some complex shit

Im fuck buddies with my friend/house mate's gf''s 13yo sister

I cry and seal my tears in a vial and let it dry up so only salt is left and use it to cook with.

I want to watch my girlfriend get pounded by another guy

>>714404853
why not do same with sweat also?

Girl responded with "We can always give it a shot" when I mentioned that we should do something over break

Even though many people say that this is at minimum and "on the fence" yes, the few that interpret it as a no, is causing me to doubt if it will happen.

>>714404939
I've done it once and want to do it again. That was like 3 years ago :/

I had some hot Italian sausage for dinner.

Also gave a cute Italian boy a blowjob.

When I was 6 I shoved an M80 in a cats asshole and lit it. Blood was everywhere and the cat just ran far away.

>>714404939
>>714405006
Fags

I was a gay at age 13.

>>714405350
ty

>>714405322
lost it

Fap on Enema porn since 16yo

>>714405364
It's 2016, being a fag isn't really that big of a deal anymore :\

Ive came into my coworkers drinks for a few months now. She gulps up the whole thing everytime and it never fails to give me a hard on...

I commit credit card fraud on a large scale

>>714405504
How do you do that? Do you take her drinks to the toilet?

>>714405580
How much money are we talking about? And how did you get away with it (or didn't you)?

>>714404030
my fiance is trans and i enjoy being fucked in the ass and sucking her cock

Have cheated in all of my relationships, it's not a big deal. Never have been suspected of anything. Just got into a new one and I have a chill date set with another girl later tonight. It's easy if you have work or friends you can excuse it with, and the routine of changing contact names/etc. becomes easy after you repeat it a couple times.

>>714404030
i secretly wanna see some force porn, but have no idea where to find. Any /bros help me out?

I made nude pics and sex vids with ex-gf on the condition I'd delete them. I used recovery software to undelet them. Confused what to do with them no that she kicked me out of her flat while I'm fighting cancer.

>>714405580
Details please

>>714405611
Yeah She goes on break and leaves her drink in the fridge so I head to the restroom with it. Place it back exactly how it was so she never suspects a thing. One time she left her drink over her weekend and I took it home and jizzed in it like 3-5 times and returned it and she finished it... Oh my god...

My girlfriend made me who I am today. Gf of 5.5 yrs got me first job, made me apply for full time. Made me move out. Made me move into a new plsce. I'm just clueing in and it's making me miserable

Got kissed by my 8 years old student and loved it.
It was proposed and done by her.

Looking forward for when I'll meet her again next week.

I am Fidel Castro's illegitimate son.

>>714405652

Thousands so far. Get away with it by taking pictures of credit cards I handle at my place of work. Use online through different pathways of accounts. Not sure if it's catchable, but it's more effective and more useful than stealing items from department stores and grocery stores, which I've done for years.

>>714405820

intended to reply to >>714404351

I love cake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

>>714405979
so you order things to your address with stolen card info? or is there another way?
because i'm pretty sure if somebody called up about fraudulent charges they'd be able to trace where the product was delivered to

I ate an irresponsible amount of cheese today...

>>714406105

Use it to get prepaid cards online. Have recently used on multiple amazon accounts to send eGift cards to one hub account (still not one with my name/etc, and I haven't shipped anything from this account yet).

>>714405858
>fighting cancer

at what weight class?

>>714404030
I pooped the bed... recently.

I am in a relationship with at least 7 girls and none of then but one know about it. I have cheated on every single girl i have ever dated..It honestly feels good to get that out

>>714406245

Haven't taken over $100 from any single card as I've [heard] that this would be grounds for investigating fraud. Usually $90-98. Simply, I have lots of pics of cards on my phone, lol

>>714406391

In legitimate relationships with each? Do you keep them all satisfied intellectually/conversation wise? How do you function in your day? How do you physically spend time with them? I've cheated in all of my relationships but only dated two at once; it's easy to have a fuck buddy who you don't have to talk to constantly, but a fucking girlfriend? Yikes.

>>714406418
so you use them on amazon to order prepaid amazon cards for an account with no connection to you?
pretty smart bro, sorry for so many questions i'm just considering it myself

>>714405820
Maybe, i just didnt seem to like the feeling after cheating.

im gonna kill myself in the first day of the next year

i lick/sniff and rub my dick on my sister's feet while she sleeps

>>714406521

Indeed. And thank ya. I've always stolen and I've always cheated (I'm two different people in this thread), and have done each the best way I saw fit. I work a low-end job (am only 19), and everyone thinks I'm such a wonderful fucking person. lol

I've been fucking my daughter's best friend for the last 2 years.

>>714406529

I suppose it's understandable; I'm sociopathic in at least one way in that I've never had remorse for anything I've ever done, only humiliation/embarrassment when found out.

>>714404993
So, is it a soft no, on the fence yes or something else?

>>714406487
Legitimate relationships all of them work so i just try to fined different times of the day and days of the week to spend with them. Im also in school so i balance school in between all of that, All of them clame to love me so i assume i some how have done a great job at giving them all attention and the care they seek. it is pretty great tbh i have sex every single day sometimes multiple times a day, some are into awesome kinds and others aren't. Over all it is awesome once you get the time managing down

>>714406521

Oh, and I would recommend it. Of course, just be careful. And I think it's safe to not exceed $100 from any one card.

>>714405937
>greentext?

>>714406852

Impressive, to say the least. Good on you.

I'm a cop but, I'm pretty crooked when I can. Recently pulled some kids over in a nice area. They had an eighth of some really dank bud. I took it from them then threatened them with jail time and then sent them on their way. After my shift was over I went home and got stoned and watched tv for a few hours,

>>714405820
That was me right up untill I found my current GF. Shes amazing and now I believe in love. You'll find the one you don't want to cheat on... eventually....
I fucked over 200+ girls till I finally found one I enjoy to hangout with 24/7... Love is real guys.

I have concealed my number and told her Ive been with <20 girls though.

>>714406982
Benefits comes with the job..

>>714404030
I don't understand poop because I'm a Mr. lame troll.

Here is a guy that understands a good squish poop because he is not a Mr. lame troll.
>>714398820
>>714396619

I want to fuck a guy with my girlfriend, but am too ashamed to admit it -- thinking if I do she'll see me for the beta I really am.

>>714406982

That's dope, I feel it'd almost be harder to be a crooked cop than a really likeable worker at a family restaurant (sort of like Panera+) who steals a decent amount of money from the store (easy to conceal it in the system) and massive amounts from his customer's credit cards. Having a gun and authority to pull someone over and run red lights doesn't really get me going -- otherwise, I'd strongly consider being a crooked cop.

I faked a mental ilness because of depreshion, on day it went too far and my perents put me in mental hospiþal, I was there for 3 mounthes and saw some crazy shit in there

>>714406991

Girl(s) will still think that's a high number depending on your age though.

I was in a relationship with a girl whose family I moved in with (which prompted us to be together), and it was fucking amazing, and I was absolutely positive she was 'the one.' I cheated on her once during our first five months, and only because she pissed me off and this hot girl invited me over in a pinch. However, she then went off to college and our relationship really kind of crumbled. I did most of the damage with anxiety -- anxiety I was probably projecting from myself onto her. However, she did talk to other guys and eventually cheated while we were still together.

Then during our period of "working on it," she found a guy at college she liked, and while still leading me on fully, got into a relationship with him. I recovered pretty quickly, and I'm in the aforementioned new relationship now, but, that fucking hurt.

TLDR I was in love with a girl who I still kinda pursued to cheat on. Do you think there's a layer above that still that I have yet to find? Really I think the 24/7 stimulation (living together) is what stopped it mostly.

>>714405504
what does she drink? after a weekend o.O

>>714406190
how much are we talking and what type

>>714406546
don't be stupid, everyone is having a bad year

I've been pretty much only smoking weed, masturbating and playing game in the past 2 weeks

i was once sort of raped orally but i actually loved it after i stopped panicking

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 12yo mormon girl quite a few times. It was pretty easy to make her cum

>>714405858
Can we see them?

I used to fly for an airline company. They said some really high up people were interested in speaking with me. I went to a private meeting with these "people" they told me if I crashed the plane then my family would be greatly compensated for my troubles. I declined and went on with my life.

Was at a bonfire at a party with many people in big wooded area next to friend friends of friends house. Everyone drinking, most smoking, etc.

Engaged in multiple conversations with this couple who had just gotten married. Guy was super excited about wedding and talked about it a lot. Wife was a 6/10, brown hair with a nice set of tits. She was chubby but not fat. She has the jeans/flannel/bubble vest/boots combo on.

Everyone goes off talking to everyone but keep talking to wife about whatever. Her new husband keeps coming back to her and saying love you honey and kissing her while we chat.

Husband has been drinking a lot and is getting tired or sick. Says he's going to house to lay down in warmer place as this was fall. He expects her to come with but she says she'll be right there.

20 min passes and we are still talking. I ask if she needs to get back to him and she waves me off. We eventually get up and I say I'll take her back to house.

Big detour as we get halfway and start walking into woods. A few hundred feet in out of view start making out with her. She starts kissing my neck and ear. I reciprocate and she takes my hand and puts it on one of her tits.

Grope and feel for a bit and then reach up her shirt and bra. She must be at least D cup. Play with her nipple and she is reaching for my dick which is diamonds.

She looks at me and says "I wanna suck your cock". Fuck me yes. Drops to her knees and gives amazing sloppy head in the middle of the forest. Loved that as she's doing it she grabs my ass and pulls dick in deeper.

She stops for a sec and says we can't fuck but I can cum in her mouth. Blows me for another minute and i bust a ton into her. She takes it all, smiles and giggles at me and swallows it then kisses my cock and licks it clean.

She says she needs to get back to the house to check on hubby. Gives me her number and says call sometime. Find out later husband passed out waiting for her so had no idea.

>>714407736

any other details you can give?

>>714407917
They said if I breathed a word of it that my world would be turned upside down and my pilots license would be provoked and they'd find a way to take my kids. But anymore about the meeting and it'd leave clues and I have to be careful.

Bi fag here. When I was in college,18-19yo, i had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy, was one of my highschool friend's brother.

I take drugs, go in illegal rave party every week end.
I use to fraud credit card (thank to the deep web) and I sold cocaine, make DMT, grow mushrooms and weed for money and because I liked it.
However I came from a rich familly and I have build my own company at 18 year old in website creation with 3 friends.

>>714406712
I tried tempting my best friends dad when I was 14/15. He liked my tempting but didn't act on it.

>>714405350
>Fags
Actually, no, they are not homosexuals. They may be cuckolds, in the true sense of the word, and they might be swingers or enjoy hotwifing, but nothing they wrote implies they are gay.

And, unlike you, they actually have women to lend out

>>714407736
proof or fake, this is too big for be real.

>>714406712
how old is she? Does daughter know?

>>714407647
how did you get her?

berp

>>714406991
>I fucked over 200+ girls
Nope.

>>714408491
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>714405849

star wars isnt porn

>>714409086
You're a fat baboon lookin baby fucker.

>>714407343
I'm 25, I was put on the spot and didn't know what to say. After I told her shes told me shes only had 4 guys and that my number was high, so fml right?

So this girl your with now your just stringing along? I used to think love took time but this girl, it was actually a first sight thing.

I steal from my employer. Been doing it for years in small increments. Probably upwards of $100,000 now.

>>714408588
We made out several times before. one night at a part at my house we were kissing in my room. i was slightly drunk, gradually she let me touch her more. i started taking her pants off, she tried to stop me, told her i just wanted to eat her pussy, she smiled and said ok, could tell she was kinda nervous. licked her pussy for 15+minutes before she relaxed enough and i made her cum

I've only ever actually loved one of my girlfriends and they dumped me Saturday since they no longer like me. 5 years for nothing. I feel like killing myself again.

>>714409353
never went further?

I spy on and wank over my best friend in the shower at least once a week.

Her bathroom windw has these weird blinds that are easy to see through, the window faces a wall so shes never had to worry about it. But when its night time and dark outside its almost impossible to see if anyone is looking in, never mind if she isnt looming for anyone.

I also came into her moisturizer whilst she showered once then when she got out i told her that her lips looked dry af and kinda gross.

Safe to say she got a big handful of moisturizer and rubbed it into her lips and face.

>>714409525
would have loved to but she didnt want to and I didnt pressure her. i was perfectly fine with what I already had.

>>714405504
Is that a cow that orkers get milk from

Recently sold my 36 foot sailing yacht and offered my cousin who is married with two kids £10k for one night of sex. She refused but I got a hand job and came on her tits for £3k

>>714409813
yummy. Ever considered looking her up?

I don't remember much from when i was 4, but... I remember, how i walked along th3 garages and saw a big pipe with the smoke coming out of it. It was inside the garage, it was opened, so i closed it. Then life went by. Dad died in car crash. I asked mom about it recently, and she said me this because it was easier to do. It fact, he didnt die in car crash, he was in his garage totally drunk and doing some shit with pipes, then wind of something closed doors and he died from suffocation. I think i killed my dad, nobody knows about it.

>>714410241
were FB friends, she's going to college on the other side of the country

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>>714410151
>3k handjob

>>714404030
Wish when I was skinny/femboy body and younger I acted on my trap/crossdressing fantasies

>>714410351
Hahaha that's fuckin awesome

I'm cheating on my boyfriend, we've been together for 7 years, but we haven't had sex for over a year now.
I kept saying that I find sex and intimacy important in a relationship but I gave up discussing it with him.
I love him, but if he just doesn't listen to me after so many times of discussing this, then I have to find another way to fulfill my needs..
I just keep hoping he changes back to how he used to be and I just can't give up on him.

>>714410821
if he isn't satisfying you at all then it's tough. What DOES he do with you?

Who are you cheating with?

>>714409541
no pics?

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I attended to a private party at Comet PP Pizza

>>714410970
He just cuddles and sometimes kisses me, the only thing he wants is blowjobs but that's also rare..

I'm cheating on him with a friend who is in a similar situation..

I post my ex a lot of 4chan I would actually love to see her have a Facebook collage ... But I'm too pussynto do itv

Sex with 14 y/o sister in the middle of the night after she asked me to show her.

>Be me, 7 years old
>1989
>At Grandparents house for Christmas vacation
>Me, my brother, and a cousin all sleeping in one of the spare bedrooms
>No, this isn't a pedo-incest-fag story, sorry to disappoint
>Can hear the adults downstairs
>Sounds like they are arguing
>We creep out of the room and peek downstairs
>There's a guy downstairs, never seen him before
>Grandpa seem super pissed
>Don't remember much about the conversation, other than Grandpa tells him to never come back
>Says he'll kill him if he ever comes around again
>Really scared, we go back to bed
>We never talk about it
>But the event is always in the back of my head
>Cut to years later, grown up now, still curious about it
>Ask my brother and my cousin, they don't remember shit
>Ask my dad, he says he has no idea what I'm talking about
>Get the feeling he's lying though
>Decide to ask Grandpa
>Grandpa by this point is fairly old, in nursing home
>"Gramps, who was that guy you yelled at during Christmas 20 years ago?"
>Old man gets all serious and shit.
>"My brother. He was not a good person. He was dangerous."
>"He was involved with some bad stuff."
>"He even hijacked a plane at one point."
>Thinking about calling the nurse, Grampa's off his meds
>"You know who DB Cooper is?"
>Of course
>"He's your great uncle."

>>714405943
Justin?

>>714411792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o87AuKmpJ8I

i should be studying for finals but im browsing 4chan

I fear I'll never find another girl who'll let me drink her piss. And this depresses the fuck out of me.

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>>714407638
Are you telling me that anime is real?

>>714404563
Find a way to raise 500 bucks and leave it at his place with an apology note.

>>714412064
If you can't find a gf to do it, pay for a hooker. Wife does it regularly for me but I've also paid for it

>>714411839
Some know me buy that name. The name they wanted to give me was Amador.

30 M here
Occasionally sell my ass on craigslist or any other site for spare money ...

>>714406933
>english school in japan
>I've been buying her drinks from the vending machine for a month or something
>after a few times she told me she wanted to give me something in return, kissed me on the chick
>three weeks same pattern
>this week, after kissing on the cheek says "on your mouth is fine too"
>oh ok
>she does it


It was all in my plans but l was going to be the one asking for it, she anticipated me every time till now.
I wonder what will happen next.

>>714412847
Do you enjoy it?

>>714412064
Think about people who want girls to shit on them.
Piss is nothing.

>>714412953
not really but not a problem too ... I'm quite indifferent to this indeed, i dont feel pleasure or pain so i just wait the guy blows his load ...

And i may refuse the guy if i dont like him (too old, too fat, filthy, etc) ...

>>714413151
Have you considered finding a part time job instead?

>>714413296
I'm working on a full time job, quite well paid in fact ...

I just came to this while i was horny on the interwebs on a random saturday evening, and found i could get money from it ...

>>714412926
Cheek*

I'm drunk

>>714413500
Huh, well if you want to continue with this, I guess i won't try to stop you. Doesn't sound emotionally healthy though.

>>714413647
I dont know, when i'm fapping in front of my computer while chatting with random people, i find this hot, then i meet the guy and the fun goes away because i'm not attracted by men ... So i just wait for him to finish and that's it ... i do it the next time i want, currently once a month approx ...

>>714413859
Perhaps you should just fap to the idea and leave out the actual action.

>>714413924
I do this the 3 week end a month i dont meet someone ... but it doesnt have the same 'intensity' when there is no meeting after involved, so that's why i'm still do it ...

>>714412064
>>714412953
>>714413101

I've never been able to find a girl to let me drink her piss. Makes me sad. Hell, I'd take a guy if he was feminine looking.

She was trying to decide between 2 men.

>>714411824

fake

>>714414073
Okay, well if you want to do it, do it.
>>714414214
Go on a fetish social media site that caters to it and look for one in your local area.

>>714411824

The guy who threatened to blow up the plane was called Dan Cooper,

A man called D.B Cooper was wrongly reported by the media at the time to be the culprit, therefore this is fake

better luck next time

>>714414302

What, like fetlife?

>>714414325

Are you retarded? D B Cooper hijacked a plane and then parachuted off. He was never found.

>>714414340
Sure or some equivalent to that. I'm pretty sure every fetish has both male and female adherents.

I really don't have any secrets.

>>714406852
I haven't been in school for a long time time, but otherwise this is my story.

High maintenance girls are a problem. They're your best targets but need several hours a day.

Time management is a hassle. How much would you estimate you spend on each?

>>714414416

Are YOU retarded?

The man gave his name to the cockpit and authorities as DAN COOPER,

The media wrongly named a man called D.B Cooper as the suspect, do some reading you retard

>>714406699
Hook it up with some cards! I have a friend who would do this, he would sell gift cards. For example sell a $90 gift card for $45 was awesome but then he started doing big amount.n got caught

>>714414325
I'm well aware that "Dan" was the name he used. But ask anyone who Dan Cooper is and they'll have no idea. People know who DB Cooper is though.

>>714410821
I wonder if he's got kinks he's afraid to tell you about, or prefers masturbating to sex, or is just not sexually driven. Does he jack to porn much, or have a lot of time during which he could jack to porn without you knowing? Sounds like you've tried talking a lot, but if you try again, I'd really try and tease out if there are perverse fantasies he's afraid to admit to (rape, beast, loli, cuck, etc.) Give him extreme examples like that, and reassure him it's ok to talk about fantasies, even if it may not be, so you can figure out what's going on.

Yesterday. Go to hotel to meet guy from craigslist, chicken out and walk away once he opens door.

>>714404030
When I was 7 or so, I would wake up early and go steal money from my parents, then put it in this clear plastic envelope and did shit job at hiding it, got to the point where I could barely fit another bill. One day they found it because they started looking once I was going to school flashing that cash the teachers called dad. Got really fucking cussed out, but I didn't spend a single bill from that collection they were just pissed to figure out who's is whos

>>714415527
Why steal?

>>714415512
you M or F? have you done this before

>>714415694
M. 1st time nd probly last

I secretly want to be another man's sissy bitch. I want him to fuck my throat until I puke, then make me drink his piss and suck his cock clean after it's been in my ass.

>>714415942
ya i want to do that but always chicken out too.

>>714412926
tell us more please

>>714410821
If this is Michelle, this is a relief more than anything. Let's talk about it.

>>714416166
that is litterally all there is for now.
if you have questions I can answer, but there's not much more to say I'm afraid.

>>714415498
He doesn't watch porn, he masturbates maybe once every 2 weeks.. I just think he has a very low libido. He doesn't have any fetishes as far as I know.
It clashes a lot with me, as I have a really high libido and I have some fetishes.. He changed some years ago because he stopped to take some sort of medicine, since then he has no desire for sex. When we do have sex it just doesnt feel nice, all the discussions and the months of waiting just makes it awkward instead.

>>714415498
Sounds a little gay though?

>>714412726
No desire to pay a hooker. That'd really weird me out, and I don't want to get involved with illegal stuff.

My ex used to do it for me all the time. She didn't get anything out of it, but I indulged her fetishes, so it worked out well.She was the cutest little thing, and I miss her dearly. It's been 3-4 years since then. She's moved on, but I haven't. Fear I never will. It was love at first sight. All I want for Christmas is her back.

How did your wife react? And if she does it for you, why would you pay for it.

>714413101
It's still way past enough to weird most girls out.

>>714414214
Feelsgoodman. If she's the right kind of girl, tastes good, too.

>>714416374
Sorry, I'm not her

Whitechapel murders of '88, that was me

>>714416987

I'd like one that would 'make' me do it.. even though I would love it, you know?

>>714417229
Damn, well do you want to cheat with me?

>>714417229
shame.
situation matches mine, but I've been cheating on her for years.

issue is her attitude. going to end it with her when I can bring myself to.

It would be so much easier if she cheated too.

Got a handjob from a 12 year old girl when I was 16. She got mad that I came a gallon on her hand. Ended up losing my virginity to her when I was 17 & she was 13, she told me I was the 3rd guy she ever fucked.

ive killed several unsuspecting ppl on the road. its even better when those ppl are hitch hikers or homeless bc no one would even care about them. i throw their mangled bodies out in the woods near where i kill them. their pain and plea for help pleases me the most. the last gasp for air and the disapperance of twinkle in the eyes makes me feel like a god bc i can take their life away at will.

Today am going be fucked by a shemale with a huge cock and isnt the first time :)

>>714417967
Hello Bismuthanon

>>714416481
prefecture?
where was the kiss? nobody around to have seen it?

>>714405364
>>714405501
The degenerate should be purged from existence

>>714407603

oh my god me too fuck this shit i've been skipping school too ffs

im supposed to become a theoretical physicist

>>714417967
> the last gasp for air and the disapperance of twinkle in the eyes makes me feel like a god bc i can take their life away at will.

Way to artistic to be true, a real killer does it because it's fucking thrilling. Not because of some convoluted since of accomplishment.

>>714410151
a 3k handjob??? you fucking pleb

I work at an elementary school as an IT tech. I've been fucking a married mom of a student for 3 months. The student has no idea &l I'd probably get my ass kicked by her husband if he found out, he's at least a foot taller then me & probably outweighs me by 30 pounds. I feel like we can do this the rest of the year & not get caught.

>>714418214
how many years in, how many to go?

>>714418070
I'd rather not specify where

inside the building where I work, it was in front of one classmate, she's really affetionate too but not as much, but now I'm pretty freaking out about her. I should have been more careful, but my head stopped working for those moments.

Nobody else was around.

>>714418365
student asked for it, if friend ever talks you can say it took you by surprise and you didn't want to shame her for natural behaviour but took steps to prevent it in future

>make sure anything in the future happens alone
>I have multiple Caucasian male teacher friends in tokyo region all from the same city, its common as fuck stop worrying

>>714405849
Motherless dot com

>>714418070
dont do it when the other class mate is there.
if they mention it at home, its game over.

>>714418365
dont do it when the other class mate is there.
if they mention it at home, its game over.

I've been a manwhore for the past couple of years,Slept with lots of girls. I ended up getting herpes at some point and still kept fucking girls.

But now ive met this really sweet genuine girl and I'm not sure how to approach the situation

>>714404761
You're a lucky guy!

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I confess. I want to suck logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole

>>714418602
>>714418711
I either have to make that classmate part of it, or find a way to separate them
the problem is that they're like a set, there's no way to split them lol

next week I'll try again, last week before winter break

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I secretly want to suck logs of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole

i used to hang out with this guy when i was younger, and we considered each other to be best mates. one time we had a sleep over and he wanted to walk so i was like alright thats cool, and he suggested i do as well. so i did. and it started to progress from there, i would try and sneak pics of my mum in the shower for him, he would sneak pics of his sister in the shower for me, we would try and get girls panties from their washing lines from around the place for each other. one time at another sleep over he suggested we try giving each other BJ's, so we did and i kinda liked it, he then suggested we try fucking each other in the ass and i found some vaseline so we tried doing that too, it didn't really work out all that well but we kept trying anyway over multiple nights, sometimes one or both of us would cum.

it later progressed to finding girls, we found this one girl who was older than us, my mate found a way to blackmail her into letting us fuck her and sending us nudes and stuff. she gave me my first BJ from girl. i never fucked her but my mate did loads of times at my place, he even fucked her in the ass and sometimes we put her on a spit.

now like 4 years down the track she's looking after my mates bastard kids and working 2 jobs to support them while he's fucked off somewhere. good thing i never ended up fucking her.

i regret this more than anything else in my life.

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My deepest darkest desire is to suck warm creamy logs of shit from his ass

>>714418938
its tricky. splitting them is safe but odds are she'll tell her friend no matter what anyway.

enforce on her the need for secrecy and she'll enforce it on her friend, her friend will do it for her sake.

>>714419012
>>714418978
serious question: whats your endgame here

I'm fine with the forced meme I just want to know what you're hoping it'll turn into

>>714419118
I hope people get butt blasted enough to reply. Mission accomplished

>>714417362
A dominatrix?

>>714418938
one option is to sit next to her at the table and let your hand wander. or if you really have to sit opposite, let your foot wander.
other than that, youll have to jack it when you get home.

>>714404030

fucked a married chick i knew for a few years. no regrets

>>714419200
<3 u anon, will reply more in future

>>714418938
and to add to what i just said. do not try talkin to them about it, or swearing them to secrecy. it wont work

>>714419240

Yeah, pretty much.

>>714416753
That's a shame. Maybe a couples therapist could help. Doesn't sound like it will change much by itself, so without something like that you're faced with can you continue like that, going behind his back/going without.

I'm curious, does cheating on him kinda feel like shit, but semi-necessary to cope, or do you kinda like the deception too? If you like the sex with the guy you're cheating with, don't you think you could like a normal relationship with him as well, in which case why be in your sexless relationship? Or are sex and love pretty separate for you?

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i like cocks

>>714405740
>her

Once while I was a counselor at a local Christian summer camp I game a bj to a at the time 17 year old boy he was the one that initiated it he wanted to feel what it was like and I wanted to feel love ... even made him say he loved me before I did. The whole time I was blowing him my dick was diamonds we came at the same time, shortly after I guess he felt ashamed or something decided to beat the ever loving shit out of me (told me not to say anything or he would kill me). He is a co-councilor now and he forcibly face fucks me a few times every summer. I need to get a new job but I am super terrified that if I don't keep doing it he will hunt me down and kill me.

>>714419044
I'd like to have the time to share a few words with them outside of class, but it's tricky
they're really nice girls, I just need them not to do something stupid

>>714419261
that can be done, actualy, I sometimes touch around during class, but it's starting to get stale
with her, I feel I can get a much more complete and intimate thing
as for cumming, yeah, I'll keep that for my home lol

>>714419366
on the countrary, I know that if it's done properly it's the best and safest thing to do.

it's not my first experience like this, it's just the first one with a student

>>714405902
Did you make her do things for herself too?

>>714419860
The beta is strong in you faggot

>>714419860
sad

>>714420044
Thanks, strange but I kind of enjoy it I guess as long as my wife doesn't find out everything will be ok. The beatings have subsided a little as he doesn't want to leave marks so as to raise questions.

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i take dick pic in peoples house while i work there.
eventually wanting to mastrubate

I would let anyone suck my dick. regardless of looks, gender, age, size, etc.

>>714420418
That beta a few posts up might be interested .... dude is a sad bitch.

>>714404993
I think that it's a yes. She was just trying to say it and it came out weird I think.

>>714419407
I'm not sure a couple therapist would work, he is very stubborn and always assumes he's right about everything..

Well I don't like what I'm doing, I used to despise people that cheat, I was a very loyal person before all the sexual deprivation. The guy I cheat with doesn't love me, and I don't love him, we just have a great sexual dynamic going on. But I can't help to feel like absolute shit after we have sex because of guilt. I don't like deceiving him at all, I wish I could just do this without needing to lie to him about it.

I'm still with my boyfriend because I can't give up on him, everytime I consider breaking up, I look back at the past and remember all the good moments with each other, so here I am just waiting for that person to come back.

>>714419860
>>714420201
Why does a semi-violent gay relationship between camp counselors not surprise me?

I posted my ex gf a lot on here ... I've always hoped she'd get one of those Facebook collage pics ... But I'm too pussy and beta

>>714408489

Another fag detected.

>>714420595
Semi? I would think fully gay .... you suck a dick and "kind of like it" you have gone full faggot.

Fag here. I've been fucked by three different guys in the last three days.

>>714419860
You might as well start taking it up the ol poop shooter there fag. Just keep your Alpha happy you dirty lil COCK sucking faggot.

>>714420972
>AIDS detected

>>714420590

Maybe he'd be ok with being a cuck? Lots of guys are into it. I'd love my gf to fuck someone else.. in front of me, even.. then I have to eat her out.

>>714405979
Something similar happened in my area a few months back. They found out there was a bunch of fraudulent charges on credit cards used at 1 restaurant. FBI ended up getting involved. GL Anon

>>714420201
What's your wife's info? Post nudes!

Have a loving girlfriend but i just mutually masturbated with a strange girl on omegle

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>>714404030
my best friend since childhood is homosexual now

>>714420926
semi violent was what I meant, I know it's fully gay.

>>714421312
No touching no cheating. Just like beating it to porn.

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>>714406546
You sniff your dick on your sisters feet? Who am I to judge i guess.

>>714421418
No I'm not alex.I already told you fucking 17 times that I slipped on his dick

>>714419918
tell us about the other experience?

>>714405858
Time to post

A bj is a bj regardless of who gives it to you

>>714421533
>>714421639
>>714421644
samefag

I've committed online fraud for close to $200,000 over the past 7 years. Never got caught.

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>>714421418
>>714421533
No the same but I am not Alex anyway also his father is refusing him

>>714410821
>be me
>be in the same boat
>profit?

>>714404563
>>714412583
Exactly, just give them back to him all at once and apologize, his your father and will be proud

>>714418838
Explain

>>714422396
Nearly fooled me with the old timestamp fag

>>714422396
>>714424206
so your fault fag

>>714404030
I've been cheating on my wife with a coworker that I raped a couple of years ago. She didn't know it was me.

>>714407272
Lol, isn't depression already a mental illness?, tell me more

>>714424398
How did u raped her without her knowing it was you?

1) I want to fuck my neighbors' wife because shes a hot latin milf and its like 3 fetishes in one. 4 if she secretly makes attempts to tease me in public. Plus her husband is a fucking douche.

2) My dick is 8" x 5.5" and I'm obsessed with wanting it bigger. I fantasize about a rich woman paying for me to go under the knife to get a 10 x 6.5 with the agreement she gets it whenever/however she wants.

3) I want to secretly be a porn star as a part time job and have seriously considered it. My wife hates porn and refuses to watch it, plus the people she associates with wouldn't risk outing themselves to turn me in (assuming they would believe it was me) the only hold back besides not getting caught is my current job.

4) I cheat on my wife whenever I can. Ive done it 2 times so far and am working on #3 (married 2 years) I love my wife I just want to fuck all the women.

5) I enjoy the idea of my wife getting fucked by another guy(hotwife, not cuck) and I'm like 110% sure she would too if it wasn't for the front she puts up about only wanting me because she doesnt want me near other women. The problem is that I'm not willing to settle for anything less than the "white buffalo" (over 6 foot tall, hung 9"+, and in great shape). But I also want to see her with other women too and either cuckqueen/share them.

6) When I get super fucking horny (like no-fap/sex, or anything for at least 7 days in a row) I get more open in my sexual desires - I want to tit fuck a hot tranny, blow big veiny dicks and get fucked in my ass. I fantasize about doing crazy dirty stuff with men/women/and anything in between until I finally blow my load. Then I feel fucking disgusted with myself.

Married with 2 kids, 1 more on the way.

Need a way to make some extra cash on the side.

Considered finding some sugar daddies on the low key, scared i'll get caught as i work in a fairly influential position and may be compromised.

>>714424651
Didn't let her see my face, rape is easier than you think

What's it like to eat out a young girl' (9-12yo) pussy? I've sniffed their dirty panties but I would never go that far because I have a lot to lose. It's like the only thing left sexually that I haven't tried and I want.

>>714424963
She could have noticed any other body feature, your hair, even your smell, but whatever...

So it wasn't that bad because she jjust kept fucking right after that...

spy cam my wife

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I feel in love with a girl, a year later still wish I could just get over her. The other day I found out she was a porn star. This bothers me immensely.

>>714419483
I wouldn't hate her so much if she would just keep that goddamn tongue in her mouth. FFS

>>714405979
You best cut that out now. Even if you get away with >>714406105 concerns, >>714421236 is absolutely right. There will be one common denominator on all the fraud cases. Your place of work. And if you think they aren't tracking small time online purchase fraud, you're wrong. Even if authorities aren't involved, the credit companies themselves have entire departments set up to create CAMS alerts (shared with all of the financial institutions that use their cards) on exactly what you're doing.

>source: I worked for once of those finance companies and used to help people through that shit. Many a phone call with the fraud folks.

>Dumped GF of 2.8 years a month ago
>She still tries to contact me
>I don't miss her or think about her

>Last night went on a date with a cute girl
>Went great, lots of sexual tension
>Feel I'm falling for her after 1 date

Why am I like this?
Am I just lonely?

>>714411792
I'd like to know a little more about this, anon.

>>714420590
Thanks for the answer. Getting over a hard breakup last month, gf of 12 years cheated on me for maybe the last 6, still trying to make sense of it. I never cheated and just can't fathom it. A lot of people here talk about cheating but most seem cavalier about it, you seem like a good person in a somewhat hopeless situation. Things like that give me a little insight to how someone may see it.

I hope things get better for you. In my experience it will take a real jolt, like an ultimatum, discussing an open relationship, or something, to motivate him to change at all. The loss of libido, assuming he's not still taking that medication, may have just been the normal transition from new relationship horniness to his regular (unfortunately low) level eh?

>>714421631
I had a girl try to convince me that it was okay to cum inside because I had already gotten her pregnant. She said she was getting an abortion and I offered to help pay for it/take her there and she said "I don't want you to help, I'll take care of it"

So basically everything to do with that happened off screen while the next time I saw her she tried to get me to bareback her while she was waiting to get it, saying "you can't get me pregnant twice"

fucked a dog, he was a dude, i was a dude

>>714426192
That's a typical feeling when a first date goes well. Everyone gets that. It's why you decide to keep dating the person, because you feel like this really might work out and you want to get more of them.

The best thing to do about it is to keep it in mind that you're like that and wait until you really have experienced more of this person before you jump into something serious. Don't go exchanging I love you's on the second date or anything, but just enjoy it and let that feeling take you anywhere (within reason) that it will.

>>714427345
I totally get you man...it's normal, wishful thinking, etc...

The thing is...why do I fall really easy for girls?
The best thing would be to meet more girls since I've been single for like 3-4 months the last 6 years.

Last time fell for the second girl I dated.
Idk if lucky or lonely.

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>>714411824
>No, this isn't a pedo-incest-fag story, sorry to disappoint
stopped reading

>>714406280
You sir, deserve a gold star

>>714420555
That's what I think.

And now, I gotta calm my nerves for when we get together.

It's kinda a big issue for me. I get WAY too anxious with her.

But I think she may be in a similar boat

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>>714427668
Part of it probably is that you feel lonely; you dated someone for multiple years, so you kinda got used to having someone with you all the time. I have the same feeling myself after having dated someone for 5 years, I kinda ingrained her into my life so much that now it's hard to adjust to doing things on my own again. Every family get together, every walk through a beautiful or interesting place by yourself, even going shopping for groceries or something mundane like that. There was a time when you had someone tag along with you to all those things, but now there's no one to keep you company all the time. I don't even like to have company ALL the time (which is why it didn't work out among other things) but all those things feel lonely to me now.

>>714410821
Have you gained weight over the years? Has he? He could be self-conscious, or maybe he's no longer attracted to your body type.

>>714428621
Know that feel bro.

In my case I was alone most of the time, cause my ex lived like 40 min away and she didn't have a car.
We got together on the weekends.

I get this feeling that this new girl will make me happy for some months I'll get bored and dump her, breaking her heart.

>>714426754
I'm sorry you had to go through that..
Thanks for still seeing me as a good person and for the advice, I'll have to consider an ultimatum..

>>714406546
>
Bro don;t kill yourself, there is always something worth living for

>>714428630
He has always been on the chubby side, I've gained a bit but not very much, so I don't think that's the problem.

When we discuss this he always says that it's not about me, but that he just doesn't have a desire for sex..

I owned a 3" wide dildo when I was 16

>>714429437
maymay's

>>714429437
>Bro don;t kill yourself, there is always something worth living for
Not that bro, but meh to your reason, when you don't know anything about them. Like with depression, I mean sure there will be other happy moments, but if 99+% of your time is spent in utter despair, living for the rare moments of happiness doesn't seem worth the tradeoff.

Would anyone make a Facebook collage of a girl and not tell her or share it ? Kik Joebummer46

from 14 to 22. I had a sexual relationship with my stepfather and birth father. It might be the reason my mom killed her self.

>>714407415
She usually drinks water cause its labor right? But sometimes she drinks milk as well. But I still do it in both lol..

My father is JFK's illegitimate son.

>>714430162
You must be way old.

I secretly fap to a recording of my gfs sister cheating on her bf

I've fucked my daughter best friend on my daughter's bed about two dozen times.

>>714430538
Greentext ? Age?

When I was a teen an older guy I worked with would pay me to get fucked by him.
I'm a guy
First time I noticed an ankle monitor
Turns out he was a sex offender
Kinda turned me on more
He would always make me cum
I would get $1000 for 3 sessions
Lasted a year until he had to go back to prison

I post my ex gf in state threads where she's from in hoping someone will rape her

I have a huge anal fisting fetish

>>714404030
Are you the nigger?

>>714429709
Mine said that too. He was always the heavy one and lost interest. Strangely, though, when I went on a health kick and lost a bunch of weight, his libido miraculously returned. It's depressing, really, but I know it helped my sex life. I'm still not sure if it is him finding me more attractive or just stepping up his game thinking that I can now "do better". Maybe it's both, who knows?

I got a blowjob from an older woman when I worked at a bar when I was engaged to my now wife. Never told her don't plan on telling her ever. The old bird wasn't hot or anything. She would drop by the bar to smoke out some people me being one of them, always had good weed. There was always this sexual tension between us even tho I honestly didn't find her atractive. Well one night I am good and high and in her car and we are chatting about some stuff and I offered to show her my dick cause she kept asking about it, said I could get free weed and what not. So I said fuck it and pulled it out, she immediately droped her head into my lap and just goes to work. At first I wanted to get her to stop, I am not a total scumbag and see myself as a one woman man but as I tryed to say something she just kept sucking and going down on my dick further and further, took it way deeper than my girlfriend ever could. Eventualy I settled in and just made peace with what was happining anf let her do her thing. She had experience and knew how to work a dick. Good tounge control no gag reflex I really started getting hard when the head of my dick started slideing into her throat. It was amazing probibly some of the best head I ever had, she kept comeing up to tell me how wet and tight her pussy was and how she wanted me to fuck her raw and shoot a my load deep into her body. Just as I was starting to really enjoy myself one of the waitresses came outside to get me to cook an order and caught us in the act. Luckily she was cool about it and I went back in to cook the order. I didn't even get to cum, had to go finish myself off in the restroom after I cooked the order. We never did finish up or fuck, although she tryed a few times and told me how much she would rub her pussy to the thought of my dick in her mouth. Eventualy I got a different job and lost contact with the old bird. But I will never forget the moment I let a fugly old lady blow me in a grungy parking lot outside of a bar.

>>714404993
Dude thats a "I'm not sure how far I wanna go just yet" yes Take it easy, treat her right.

>>714405902
Is she doing all that shit too? If no then she a hoe and drop her.

If she is shes a keeper.

>>714430186
I'm 23.

>>714406757
is this before or after you sprouted your first pube.

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>seduce muslim exchange student girl
>take virginity
>ditch her
>goes back to her muslim country
>probably stoned to death
>mfw

>>714405858
Lurking for this.

>>714430394
Share the vid?

>>714432089
So basically an on the fence yes. Kinda what I figured.

She probably thinks there is possibly potential for something, but isn't sure what it is.


Ideas for this little date/not-date/meet-up or what ever it will be/become?

>>714424724
sell your kid

>>714407746
got hard.

ever go back to her?

>>714411351
Zoe?

>>714410351

lel, good job kiddo

I don't like my girlfriend's kids and really want a second girlfriend/house girl.

i am a guy and im dating a girl. i fucked a lesbian co-worker a few times. and the sounds of her orgasming is way sexier than my gf.

>>714410821

Interesting. Back when you were having sex, did he seem satisfied? Did / does he have any kinks?

Also, details on who you're cheating with, and how it happened. I love those kinds of stories. If I didn't love my girlfriend so much, I'd still be trying to fuck taken chicks. Nothing is better than fucking someone elses' wife or girlfriend.

>>714411824

Things that never happened.

>>714417967

Nope. You should actually use fewer details next time.

>>714418622

lol, no. Not for years now.

Morons like you kept talking about the fucking site, and now it's common knowledge and virtually 100% cleaned up.

>>714406280
lost

>>714431661
I'm glad it worked out for you at least.
I don't think he finds me unattractive, but you never really know. I personally think it's because of the medicine as not only his libido changed but also his general behavior, before he was pretty careless and relaxed, now he seems as if he's stressed, he worries a lot about diseases and his body and he have developed bacteriophobia as well.. He's also more controlling than before.

>>714406569
same

>>714430092

With both? Separately, but concurrently? Jesus.

Did either one of them know about the other? Details on this, please. Greentext?

>>714432750
its a pretty crappy audio recording i don't know enough about enhancing it