Get me laid, /b/.

Dubs decides. Not anything like 'shit in my mouth' or anything. Jesus.

You already ruined it

/thread

>>714403933
that was autistic as fuck

>>714404026
Not op, but how?

>>714403933
"How about we go on a date and look at each other instead of pics of each other?"

>>714404089
reroll

>>714404100
Winrar

>>714404089
Sent, awaiting reply

>>714404073

all she said was "how are you" and this dude is already asking for nudes. talk about desperate.

Im masterbating right now

>>714404428
Send pics

>>714403933
How about you come over to my place and I can give you the ol' lickaroo.

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Reply

>>714404553
Well I wonder what you look like.. with my dick inside you

>>714404553
cumming into your asshole while you call me a slut

wby?

>>714404553
/b/ offers a decent line. Put me in the cap, tards.

>>714403933
You suck OP

Ask her this:

What's your favorite Fast : Furious movie?

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>World live to see more
>mfw i've never read a more true statement
>mfw it comes from autocorrect
>mfw a phone makes accidental philosophy

i was gonna shit on your chest

>>714404720
roll

>>714404553
well fuck op this worked, now go " you me desert at (resteaurant (spelling?) near you). we go back to my place watch a movie and see what happens.

>>714404553
You, me, my boyfriend. This friday, chipotle?

>>714404720
rollin

>>714404553
How about the olive garden? Soup there is bomb af.

>>714404553
>>714404524
This
All fucking day long.
Do it op faggot

>>714404746
This is actually a pretty good reply, anyone wanna roll?

>>714404746
Last part is autistic as fuck, you never let the person that you're interested that you want to fuck them.

>>714404798
Reroll the lickaroo

>>714404758
this one but "your boyfriend" instead of " my boyfriend"

Few drinks in a bar sounds good?

im gonna come over and finger fuck you with my eyeball

>>714404844
winrar

DO IT FAGGOT

Wanna finger cats?

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>>714404844
I've never been so happy

>>714404844
winraaar op u fucked

>>714404867
roll

>>714404758
Kek
This

>>714404553
A dinner and a movie perhaps? I hope you will agree to that.

>>714404553
Finger painting

i wanna chew gum and stick it in your butthole

>>714404073
>asks for nudes
>typo in the process

>>714404968
Kek

>>714404995
roll

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>>714404524
>>714404798
>>714404879

Topkek

>>714404844
OP Please deliver holy shit

>>714404995
roller

>>714404839
why the fuck not faggot, if OP is anywhere good looking (she swiped right so yes it's possible) she is all in on fucking him, let the bitch know your intentions, if you go on a date with a girl with no other intentions than to fuck her, why the fuck not let her know that, thats what's gonna happen. anyways, girls like straight forward alpha guys, assuming OP does not look like a piece of donky shit

>>714405011
Complete waste of dubs

>>714405023
ok, for that you get 1 kek. only because it fits well

>>714404948
never give her the opportunity to say no, just tell her whats going to happen

>>714405070
You're obviously autistic

>>714405023
OP DELIVERS!

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OP here, new match. Thoughts? She's damn fine.

>>714405152
obviously get more puss than your floppy asshole get's dicks

>>714403277

>>714405163
GIVE ME BACK MY DOG

>>714405023
Fuck yeah

>>714405163
Open your line with "How about we go on a date and i give you the ol' hiroshima and nagasaki?"

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>>714405023

Hah reply!! Damn she wants this D i tell you what.

>>714405163
I can be the E to your cring and make your life really awkward

>>714405163
Scissor me timbers

69km, it's a go

>>714405240
reroll

>>714405240
roll

>>714405277
Winrar

>>714405240
all in on this one kek

Send nudes as confirmation

>>714405242
"Wanna know what the lickaroo is?" and if she replies yes say "come over and i'll show you

>>714405242
Yeah that was pretty bad lol, but I would love to come around to your place and explain climate change through interpretive dance

>>714405277
Done, awaiting reply...

>>714405388
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714405388
Kek

>>714405375

dude she is not autismo whe got it already

>>714405163
Daddy needs a milkin

>>714405240
This roll

>>714405375
Roll

>>714405388
this is the win

>>714405277
this one wasn't for next answer

>>714405388

actually pretty good. will make her laugh

>>714405375

This. OP do it you fag.

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>>714405023
You fucking did it legend.
What did she say?

>>714405388
>>714405488
this counts as quads, they have spoken

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>>714405388
>>714405388

Winrar, here you go sir.

>>714405630
This convo actually looks legit

>>714405630
this will go down in history as the first time 4chan actually got anyone laid

>>714405630
tfw i don't understand it

>>714405777
WASTED TRIPS REEEEEEEEE

>>714405777
Trips confirm. We need to seal this deal for OP. Be nice

>>714405375
Now do this

>>714405777
oh shit.

>>714405630

He has a boyfriend. Don't message him ever again.

>>714405163
Asian chicks make my dick hard

>>714405961
we need the reply first lol

>>714405777
OP here, not going to send this, obviously cant give away /b/ros.

She's not replying yet though...

>>714405777
>>714406000
OH FUCK

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Fake and gay
bye u cunts

>>714406020
no probs op was'nt ment to be sent

>>714406000

OP HERE. OPINIONS on sending this???

>>714405242
You have any kids?
I love kids ;)

>>714405777
>>714406000
KEK GIVETH, AND KEK TAKETH AWAY.

>>714406107
DO IT FAGGOT. QUADS DEMAND IT

>>714406107
dont do it

check em

>>714406016
Kek. Do this, but make it like you think she will fuck for cash.
"Asian chicks make my cock hard, how much for sucky fucky?

>>714406107
dont respond until she has responded

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Have you ever read a post on /b/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post.. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it...

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if dubs, i negate any other get and the next dubs after this post will be the next reply

>>714406142
Fucking retard

>>714405836
Not wasted, but a prophecy

>>714406233
dubs has spoken

Have you ever read a post on /b/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post.. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it...

Did she block you lol

>>714405163
Say "What up Cring Kong, wanna suck on my ding dong?"

>>714406333
Winrar

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>>714406333

>>714406333
Hahahaha!!!!!!
WINRAR

>>714406333
>>714406000
>>714405777
KEK HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD

>>714406333
SO SAYETH TRIPS, OP SHALL HAVE IT DONE

>>714406330
Nah no reply yet

>>714406333
YES

>>714406388
Checked

>>714406333

Already sent the other one to her, "sissor me timbers". Send this?

>>714405630
Tell her she makes you penis stiffen, and your asshole drip.

>>714406443
yes op you must, this is too good to let go

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>>714406443
no shit you send that, those were trips

You must look alpha af, no one would handle so much autism

SO, how much would it be to lick your shitter like an apple fritter? I got $50. How about we meet in the back of an Arby's.

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>>714406333

OP delivers

>>714406604
rollin

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>>714406615
kek

>>714406393
My dance makes a very convincing argument, illustrating the complexities in climate change debate focusing on the ongoing debate played out in the mainstream media.... interested?

>>714406630
rollin

>>714406615
Ask her if she'll pity fuck a guy with autism

>>714406615
that one's dead af

>>714406615
based

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>>714406703
lmaooo fr

RIP in poce cring lol see you in another life

>>714406615
Oh god my sides

Come on Tiana, get those lips around my banana.

new girl op?

>>714406762
kys

>>714406942
Kek, rolling.

>>714403933
you already fucked it up, try with another

Super like, or whatever it's called, a fat chick

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>>714406674
>Scissor me timbers

dead thread is dead

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>>714406615
>scissor me timbers.

>>714408385
Kek

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Check my dubs!

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>>714408496

OP IS FUCKING DEAD

>>714408888