My birthday today. Recently got my leg amputated. Cheer me up /B/

>>714399817
Tits with timestamp or GTFO

Happy birthday anon.
How did you lose your leg?

At least you're not a nigger

>>714399817

Why did they amputate your leg?

You've got a 50% discount on shoes for the rest of your life.

This will cheer you up

>>714399950
Oh, and happy birthday!!

Happy birthday anon.

A pic from your leg?

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>>714399817
This thread must stay alive

Tits or hop the fuck out.

Its cool. Now your a leg up.

>>714399817
walk it off

>>714399817
leg or GTFO

>>714399817
Did you eat the leg?

>>714399817

"Let go of my Lego...."

>>714399817
Who gets to keep the leg in a situation like this? (asking for a friend)

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>>714399817
It could be worse.

>>714399817
I was in Berlin on my last holiday and recently witnessed a lad with a metal prosthetic at the all day dance warehouse club. This kid had a solid 10 blondie gf with him and looked like he was making the most of life.

For those who wanna know
The leg got fucked up from a car crash.

My birthday too ! So far an old app I used to have on a device I don't own anymore sent me an email wishing me happy birthday. That's all I'm gonna get.

Happy birthday Anon,

>>714400337
Strip naked and let's see the stump.

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>>714399817
happy birthday, anon; I genuinely hope your day goes well despite your leg

Hey at least when dancing you won't have 2 left feet....also happy birthday how old are you now?

>>714400337
Sorry to hear that. At least you are still alive. When did this happen?

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Happy Bday! Here's an inspirational message for ya!

I hear Paul McCartney has a thing for one legged chicks. You should cash in on that shit.

Srsly, though, if that's your pic, I would still bang.

>>714399817
STUMP! stump stump stuff stump stump stump stump!!!!!!!!

Yeah, OP is hot. I'd fuck the shit out of her. My dick is diamonds at the thought of a hot amputee.

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>>714399817
happy bday anon
hopefully in a decade or so we can all have cool robocop limbs

>>714399817
One day you're gonna get sick ass cybernetics. Jealous as fuck, fam.

You're the most beautiful girl that I've seen on 4chan all day!

Where are the nudes with timestamp?

>>714400756
That would be bad fucking ass dude I'd get a robopinkey toe for no other reason than I could LOL

>>714400900
screw that fam i'd want a reinforced endoskeleton with external mounting rods so i could attach fucking pauldrons and lasers and shit to my arms

>>714399817

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Just remember, OP, life could be much worse. You could have ended up being one of those losers on 4chan who sits in his mom's basement all day, playing video games while surfing trap porn, and will die a virgin.

>>714400872
Those. Fucking tits or GTFO.

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pics or attention whore

Happy birthday anon. Don't know what'd cheer you up, but I hope you have a good time today.

>>714399817

STUMP

IN

POOPER

>>714399817

When you start feeling down, cheer up by remembering that Trump won the election. Trump > your stump

pic or it didn't got amputated

Happy Bday!
Sorry about your leg.

>>714400246
thinking taxidermy?

>>714399817
Happy Birthday!
Keep on living a happy life.


Btw. 10/10 would still bang, you're smoking hot.

>>714400337
Dude it's a good thing, save up for a nice looking prosthetic leg. You'll get so many bitches with it lmao

Dicks out for amputee /b/ro

Can't stump the stump

>>714399817
I had to take my mom to a prosthetic lab for her breast cancer bra's.

Was a girl with 2 thick metal legs wearing short shorts. She was pretty hot, and her spunky attitude made me want to ask her out even at that kind of a place.

All about the attitude.

>>714399968
100% discount because amputees don't need shoes you idiot.

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>>714399817
Happy birthday anon this is a cold dark website full of faggots so don't listen to the hate. Sorry about the leg hope you get some disability or something like that or maybe have handicap parking now. Best wishes.

>>714399817
Dear OP,
Happy birthday thank you for letting us share this celebration. I doubt that anyone here can truly cheer you up. OP that is something that only you can do. So smile , knowing that you will be able to see the sunrise, and spend what time you have left with your friends and family. You miserable faggot.

What type of prosthetic do you plan on getting?

Are you going to deck it out to look all cool and cyber-punk? You could even go around and call it an augmentation.

>>714399817
Hey i got you a bike for your birthday! Enjoy!

Missed leg day ?

>>714399897
OP never claimed to be pic

When u go shoe shopping, do you have to but the pair?

Oh & Happy Birthday Dennis

At least you got one leg left.

>>714399817
at least it wasn't your dick

>>714399817
if pic is op, congrats! you can do stump porn now!

Happy birt[amputed]

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HOPPY Birthday!

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Happy Birthday, you old peg-leg Anon!

>>714399817

GET A FUCKING PEG AND STICK IT ON UR LEG

>>714402214
bruh, is that a drop in a cookie or chip bag?

>>714408480
Dunno some anon found it yesterday he claimed. Said it was on the sidewalk or some shit. Who knows tho. He time stamped as well.