roast me! give me your best shot!

That seatbelt cannot not stop you.

You look like you have a fat upper dick area (fuda) and your gf/wife is also very fat and has a FUPA, and doggy is the only position y'all can do and you rest your big fat belly on her back while you pound away as hard as you can getting all 5 inches in her ehile cumming and disappointing her 3 min later.

>>714397239
I noticed that you're gay.

>>714397239

I'd roast you, but I don't think you'd fit in my crock pot.

>>714397239
Boy yo head look like jelly bean

>>714397321
Anon your roast is on fire

Your shirt says "I pretend to like comics" and your face says "I pretend I'm not a virgin"

>>714397239
You fat, scruffy, nerdy, faggot, clay dick virgin of a sad excuse for a human mommas boy piece of shit cuck retard. Hys rn you fucking absolute loser. =)

I don't need to roast you. You're life is hard enough looking like that.

>>714397239

I'd roast you so you can feed my family for a month you fat fuck.

Your not fooling anyone with the snap back on chubs, we can see the receading hairline a mile off, and don't get me started on that stupid ass retard smile, you look like pee wee Herman and Stephen Hawkings love child!

You're fat as fuck, fat piece of shit bitch. If I stabbed you, you would leak out olive oil, fat fuck.