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>>714364937
Actually, I don't have pimples anywhere, and my fingernails are pretty nice.

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>>714365083
Just gotta learn to be confident. It's easy when you get the hang of it.

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>>714364405
I usually can find people I'm interested in but I'm oblivious to social queues they send me and don't have the balls to ask any of them out

>>714365185
>>714365170

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>>714364890
Wouldn't hurt buying a pack of razors.

>>714364937
This is coming from someone who thinks herms are straight.

>>714365133
>I don't have pimples anywhere
Luck-eee

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>>714365273
Kek. Okay, buddy.

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>>714365354
Yep. Need a good one.

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>>714365133
>he says as he posts absolutely zero proof

>>714365133
You wish. The proof was there, you AIDS ridden, dirty skin faggot. Take a bath once in a while.

>>714365415
do you even use shaving creme?

>>714365474
>filename
Ha! I get it, because herms are gay and gays have aids

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>>714364580

I made a mess...

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>>714365170
I don't know women are weird. I just need to find some kind of trick to help me to say the words "Wanna go out?" if I can do that I'd be fine.

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>>714365474
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>>714365639
I did too...several times.

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>>714365474
There ya go, you hand loving faggot. Don't think I forgot about that.

>>714365594
I take a shower every day. I just have fucked up skin.

>>714365595
Nope. I should though.

>>714365639
Good.

>>714365749
Be direct. Say exactly that.

>>714365839
>that scab
>that gay razor keyboard

>>714365839
>Nope. I should though.
Holy fuck that's why you have shaving bumps. i shave my ass like erry week and never had a problem once.

I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy fur porn, it is in other people.

Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing posting furry pics and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love furry porn so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.

Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?

Are you just afraid?

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>>714365839
just what i thought dirty fingernails. nice aids sore by the way

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>>714365953
Crashed my bike and slid on concrete. It was fun.

>>714365959
Yeah, I'm going to get some next time I go to the store. Nair doesn't hardly work for me, just tried it a few times.

>>714366020
Read the above. And my fingernails are clean, just long. I want to grow them out and paint them black like a goth faggot.

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>>714365816
lol

>>714365839
I want you to lick it up then spit it all into my mouth.

>>714365969
Thanks for the essay definetely gonna read this

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>>714366137
Just for you, bb ;)

>>714365969
I have a girlfriend and she's ok with me hanging out here...better question why are you here?

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>>714365839
I have issues getting myself to do that though.

>>714366114
Fuck nair. My leg,chest,ass hair is too fucking strong for that shit, it just burns.

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>>714366197
ROAR!

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>>714366114
>And my fingernails are clean
if thats clean id hate to see what you consider dirty

>I want to grow them out and paint them black like a goth faggot.
guess thats easier than cleaning them

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>>714365959
Lucky guy you are, dude.

>>714366020
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>>714366274
Really? What do you use, anon?

>>714366340
Calm down, son. Hide the demon.

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fucking youtube fucking up playback

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>>714366263
Just takes practice like with any other skill. Confidence is basically a skill in its own right.

>>714366274
It doesn't even burn for me. It just doesn't work well. Maybe I'm not using enough, or not leaving it on long enough. I'll keep trying because I'm too lazy for shaving all the time.

>>714366340
Hehe.

>>714366360
Show me your hand then, homo.

>>714365969
TRUTH
The words of a wise man.

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>>714366434
FFFUCKING ROAR

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I'm tired

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>>714366503
It's hard to practice when I have issues attempting it, I have confidence in other things I do but not around women.

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Fucking mosquitoes, I'm gonna bitch smack the next one that bites me.

>>714366584
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>>714366698
Why's that?

>>714366219
She's secretly dying on the inside.

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>>714366698
Hi tired, I'm Dash.
What's up, Midi?

>>714366701
Try talking to yourself in a mirror then. You can always find a way to practice.

>>714366503
I just shave with a razor and shaving creme, i don't go against the grain. It's easier on the skin, trade off is not as smooth as a shave when you go against it. Still leaves a smooth ass for 1-2 days.

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>>714366808
I'll have to try that again next time. Thanks for the tip, anon.

>>714366792
and?

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>>714366698
hey midi.

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>>714366794
I'll give it a try and let you know next week.

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>>714366794
dash you're the guy that has been posting pics of yourself right?

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>>714367109
Yee.

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So /b/ is there anything like a public drawing chat for straight furries? Every Draw chat I find is either dick obsessed or Roleshit.

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>>714366786
finally tried working out today... and I realized how much I miss it. (as if I ever did it regularly). Maybe that's the outlet I need.

>>714366794
Just ripping music from soundcloud.

>>714366963
>>714366794
>>714366786
How are you all tonight:
Coyote Peterson
50 yard Dash
Jerk "the Rock" Johnson

>>714366701
U good at anything at all?
Like guitar or drawing, drifting, cooking like anything? 'coz girls like those who excell in something. Get good at something. Show off.

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>>714367214
Nice.
I'm okay. Just looking at new earrings.

KILL YOUR SELVES FURFAGS

>>714367214
Coyote Peterson?

>>714367128
Nope, that would be OJ.

>>714367214
You do, you just need to get used to it. Did 4 laps on the sidewalks.
>Jerk "the Rock" Johnson
Clap x3

>>714367310
Im afraid I don't possess any selves to kill

>>714367310
says the guy whose best thing to do with his time is troll an image board and watch cartoon porn threads, then pretend he isn't failing at getting off.

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>>714367253
Math and Alcohol. I'm a (pretty mediocre) bartender paying his way through school.

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>>714367310
YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF

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>>714367273
Trying a little hard, huh Dash?

>>714367334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjidrUoHvPs

>>714367365
I do what I can, lol

How are you all... and how is everyone in here tonight?

Fuck, I'll take a shower. Covered in dried sweat and mosquitoes are feeding off of me, flappy cunts.

>>714367500
now you are just giving a troll what he wants

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>>714367637
Not really. I just felt like putting my earrings back in, and now I need some new ones. Had the same pair for 12 years.

>>714367637
>>714367677

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>>714367677
Have fun.

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>>714367637
.....

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>>714367852
Wolf to Coyote... to Coyote Peterson... a bit of a stretch but it is a good show

>>714367747
you where earrings regularly?

>>714367677
yup

>>714367567
Holy shit. You got it in the bag then!
Spend like 10hrs practicing some bartender juggle or memorize some cool looking mix.
It would be such a conversation starter and ice breaker if you could show off to a girl something cool. She'll be starry eyed and jaw dropped all that time and later you can just transition talk about how you learned that trick and why you bartendering to talking about college, movies and favourite food. Next thing you know you invite her over to a sushi restaurant the following day.
Just show initiative and confidence. Or fake it until you make it.

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>>714368305
I used to. I had them out for a long time, but I decided I want to put them back in. Since I'm a goth faggot, I have to get something to match.

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>>714368305
ok.

>>714366219
Is your girlfriend a dog?

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>>714368315
Most girls I'm interested in are usually girls I already know so I don't need to break the ice.

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>>714368813
^^^^^^^

My fatal flaw

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>>714369381
Hey Gerald.

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>>714369234
Something wrong with going for girls you already know?

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>>714369451
Greetings Mer Dash.

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>>714369526
How are you?

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>>714369562
I'm good.
A little cold, hungry, tired.
Just bought a load of hay and got it all stacked in the barn.

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>>714369381
heyo neyo

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>>714369713
Greetings Mer Midi.

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>>714369706
That doesn't quite sound good to me.

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>>714369766
Sure it is.
I'm in the house now where it's warm, I have food, I'll sleep in a bit.
I have a barn full of hay.

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>>714369906
Ah, alright then.

>>714369766

HOLY FUCK WHAT A QT

I'm not a fucking furfag like you guys but jesus christ she's fucking gorgeous

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>>714370018
FURFAG

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>>714370018

>she's fucking gorgeous


You're a furfag.

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>>714370018

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>>714369749
How often do you ride your horses Neo?

>>714370018
pretty sure that makes you a furfag

>>714370064
>>714370090
>>714370096

1 i'm not a furfag
2 do you know the artist? I can't read it

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Back from the shower.

>>714369381
Hey hey

>>714370018
Ha, what a furfag.

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>>714370142
Recently, every friday.
for the last few months now that I have a trailer again.

>>714370018
Yeah, you're a furfag

>>714370254
Welcome back

>>714370267

Have the fox girl one?

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>>714369234
>>714369476

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>>714370244
Furry.

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>>714370244
>i'm not a furfag

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>>714370254
Greetings Mer Johnson.

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>>714370321
One?
There is probably more then one, I probably have 2/3 of his stuff saved.

>>714370244
If you like it, that makes you a furfag, buddy.

>>714370415
Greetings, things going ok on your end?

>>714370511

He just did a picture series with a fox girl a few weeks ago (maybe a couple months by now) but I've only seen the cropped images. Have full ones?

>>714364917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714370626

No just that specific furry character from that artist

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>>714370626
Yeah, things are pretty good.

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>>714370631
Oh, maybe, probably.
Have you looked through his FA?

>>714370710
Hey.

>>714370682
Sure, you say that now until you see another character that catches your eye.

>>714370682
sssuuuurrreee
>>714370710
hey ethereal.

>>714369476
Sorry! Didn't see it. No, opposite. I'm super comfortable around girls I know, but typically friendzoned. I have no problem meeting new people, but all the girls I see to try to date that I don't know just want a fling... and I don't really enjoy flings.

>>714370267
Are they worth it?

>>714368813
Well how about this then.
Hey Judy, me and Mike were doing to go see the Snowden movie/go to the zoo/carnival/something cool you can talk about later... And we thought you might be interested in this kind of thing. If you're not busy on the weekend of course.
Doesn't look like a date if it is you AND Mike. So why not go to that cool thing. She might bring her girlfriend as a support with her, whatever. You enjoy the thing, go for coffee, see them home, done. Next time you try to invite just her, say Mike can't make it this time. If she was in any distant way happy with your company she'll go for it. If not, she's just not into you. It's not a rejection. People just have different standards. Try maybe someone else.
You don't go 0 to a 100 in one day, unless you just want to have sex.

>>714370840
>>714370922
/nod

>>714370710
Hi E, how's things?

>>714371073
things are as expected.

>>714370977
Horses?
I think they are.

I have loads of other interests, I race dirt track stock cars during the summer, I build cars and race motors, I do other automotive stuff, building, driving, off roading.
Plus other social stuff, just hanging out with friends, and mu dogs.

And I like horses enough to want them included in my life too.

>>714370977
I can't even tell if I'm friendzoned, all I know is I want to tell fuck one of them sometimes but can never tell them that because I freeze up.

>>714370018
She's all yours.
Now you wouldn't want to do anything naughty to her, would you?

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>>714371819
>>714371819

new bread