Hey /b/ros, just found pic related in my grandmother's bedroom.

put it in your ass

Draw a big smile in your face with it, like the joker.

drop it in a pot of boiling water

>>714325212
inb4 kill yourself

>>714325706
reroll

>>714325706
this must be done, reroll

put it back

>>714325800
winner

>>714325212
Cut your Cock off

>>714325212
Stick it up your ass and provide pics

>>714325800
Winraw

>>714325212
Move out of your grandparents' house you fucking loser. Stay out of their room, too.

>>714325212
holy shit you found A NOTE WITH A TIMESTAMP

>>714325885
This

>>714325212
holy shit..
OP still lives in his parents house. but his parents still live in their parents house..

cut an apple and eat it

>>714325885
Do dis

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>>714325212
Go, find her panties and lick'em while putting the knife's handle in ur asshol

>>714326235
Diz

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>>714325800
Winrar, gonna start the heater.
>>714325891
I'm still a student, don't have a house of my own yet.

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>>714326287
sweet

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>>714326287
Wow OP delivers

>>714326287
I don't understand why we're boiling a knife, but please, continue

>>714326896
because it has to be done

>>714326712
Not yet

>>714325212
What the fuck are you doing in your grandma's bedroom you fucking faggot?

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I don't know why you asked me to boil a knife, but it's done. Kinda boring, to be honest.

Handle in pooper

>>714327297
Roll

what was the point of boiling it?

And now these trips say reach in and pull it out.

now after a few minutes take out the knife and shove it up your ass

>>714327444
>>714327443
Are you kidding me? One fucking off.

>>714327253
>he doesn't know that high carbon steel releases toxic carbon monoxide when boiled

I hope for your sake you didn't see any bubbles anon

>>714327443
>>714327444
oh damn

>>714327404
The point of boiling it was this
>>714327444

>>714327444
do it op

>>714327444
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!

Trips have spoken. Hot knife goes in pooper. Time for the ol' pointy fire plug!

>>714327444
At least it will be sterile...?

OP May have delivered the first time probably won't a second lol.

take a pic of your kitchen op it looks nice

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>>714327444
You didn't say I couldn't wait for it to cool down before sticking it in. :^)

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>>714327819
im literally the same dude who told him to boil it. im fucking dying rn

>>714327974
deliver handle in pooper

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>>714327972
Here mate.

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>>714328271
>>714327954
>>714327819
>>714327647
>>714327444
>>714327443
OP here, delivering.

>>714328474
season your freshly boiled knife with salt and pepper

>>714328571
OP is not a fag! Salute

>>714328571
Holy fuck OP is not fag

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>>714325212

>>714328643
He just shoved a pocket knife up his ass wtf you mean

Op FUCKING DELIVERED

>>714328772
Good point.

>>714328571
OP what the fuck

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>dear diary
>today i shouldve been studying for my statistics final, and my diff eq final
>instead i told a stranger online to boil a knife
>and shove it up ass
>mfw

>>714328772
kek fair point

>>714328571
Shave your Ass
Gimme Dubs

>>714325212
Slit wrists

>>714329133
Oh shit

>>714329133
Shit just got real...

>>714328571
all OP did was sheath the knife then stick the handle in his ass you fucking dumbasses

>>714329133
>>714329359
>>714329384
You gotta get trips now

>>714329133
Cmon OP

>>714328571

ayy lmao

>>714329133
rollerino

Use knife to shave ass, that shit is disgusting

>>714330535
Roll

>>714329133
roll

>>714330302
Roll

>>714329408
Roll

>>714328926
Roll

>>714328892
Roll

>>714330535
roll shave dat shit

>>714330535
reroll

>>714328849
Roll

>>714330535
roll

>>714330535
rollllllllll

>>714328571
Roll

>>714330535
rolllllllllllllllllllllll

>>714330933
>>714330966
o shit two dubs in a row

>>714330535
Re-roll

Take the knife, chop an onion with it, take the chopped onion and put it in your eyes

>>714331081
roll

>>714330535
i just wanna see op's shaved ass w/ that knife

Unscrew the blade and mail it to me. That's a Gerber Gator and I need a new blade

Cum on your grandmothers bed and let it soak and dry

>>714328983
This

>>714331277
Nothing to do with the knife but he got dubs so fucking do it OP

>>714331081
roll

>>714331277
Well op, this has nothing to do with the knife, but dubs decide

>>714325212
drug her then fuck her in the ass with the blade.
please record a graphic vid whilst doing this and share.

Heat the knife up over a flame for 5 minutes then smash it into a hard surface with your full force

>>714329797

>>714331277
Dooo eeeetttttttt

Circumcise yourself and boil the foreskin.

>>714331404
he's asking for trips now. the first dubs told him to slit his wrists

>>714328571
you're fucking gay op

>>714331485
o shit didn't read

now use it to stab a nigger

Go outside and throw the knife at the first person you see.

cum on it

You have sodimised yourself with a knife, OP, just fucking cum on your grans bed. Dubz is dubz

Rolling for trips circumcise yourself and put the foreskin in your mothers dresser

>>714331600
reroll

Knife in the hog eye

>>714331600
rerolorino

>>714331600
reroll

>>714325212
kill your grandmother with it

>>714331600
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroll

Put the knife back where you found it

>>714331600
rerrrrrroll

>>714325973
Underated post

>>714331650
rerollll

Carve into the walls " RAPE " . Make it very visible

Cut food with it

>>714331600
lucky 888 reroll

Fag Op wanted to stick it up his ass all along. Now that has been achieved he has gone. mega fag op

>>714331867
rerrrroll

>>714331867
888

>>714325212
Put it back so she can still defend herself against you whe you sneak into her bedroom at night.

Show your grandmother the butt pic and post her reaction

Circumsize yourself

>>714325578
This. Seriously op did you have to ask?

>>714331973
reroll

KNIFE IN THE HOGS EYE

>>714331934
This

"Shit-Head" because I find Steve Martin hilarious

OP are you here

>>714332102
yes, I'm watching.

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>>714331870
OP here, and waiting for trips. I can't take a picture right now, but will soon, so I'll just post another of the knife without timestamp.

>>714331973
Roll

The nipple comes off

cut one of your fingers off

Stab your couch

>>714331973
Do it

>>714332254
Try to saw your keyboard in half with it

Jam the knife in her boiler

Swallow it

Slit ur nans throat

behead the closest person with the knife

Insert into phallus

>>714325212
Enlarge your urethra. Do it, faggot.

Cum on it then proceed to give it to your grandmother with your dick still hanging out and post reaction.

lick the sharp end of the knife

Under the kneecap my friend

>>714332737
roolllll

>>714331973
REROLL

>>714332737
pls

Cut off your pinky toe with it

>>714325212
cut some vegetables and shove them in your ass

>>714332737
ReRollo

>>714333032
reroll

Scratch your car with it, at least 10 inches long

>>714332737
rollio rollio I have polio

>>714333133
Roll

>>714333032
Reroll

>>714333133
Rolling for this

>>714333032
Roll

>>714333208
Roll

>>714333133
this

>>714333133
roll

>>714333254
for the holy land

Piss on it

>>714333220
Do it

>>714333133
Reroll

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>>714325212

Gosh.
I'd hate to be such a nosy punk that even my grandma will be forced to cut me.

Don't fuck with people's knives, anon.

>>714333032
yes we can

We just passed 333333

>>714333332
Unlucky anon

>>714325212
blade in pooper

>>714333032
this

>>714333332
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>714333332
Off by one, quints?

>>714333133
>>714333133
>>714333133
>>714333133
>>714333133
>>714333133
>>714333133

Slit your throat with it and show pictures of you bleeding

>>714333332
oh boy

>>714325212
buy spry paint and turn it into csgo knife

>>714333395
>>714333440
>>714333485
It was indeed unfortunate
>>714333510
Do this

>>714325212
kys

>>714333332
>>714333333

Slice your earlobe

Shove the blade up your ass.

>>714333792
Reroll.

>>714333510

Reroll

>>714333792
roll

>>714332737
Dis One Here

>>714333864
roll again

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>>714333900
OH FUCK