lets start a proper rekt /b/tards

>>714304717
For what purpose?

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>>714304363
Oh shit how was he pedalling with wet noodle leg?

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>>714305260
its not real, its a hockey commercial

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>>714305059
They cut the good part where he spontaneously combustion

>>714305059
How unlucky can you be? It's like that guy that got struck by a lightning two times in a row

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>>714305434
>kek
>instant karma
That would've blown out his tires
Where was this in
>Russia?
Only those assholes would do such a thing

>>714305557
Its a cop

Btw, dem legs

>>714305719
Good ol' tough love parenting.

>moping around all day
>don't care about anything
>here why don't you just kill yourself
>"okay"BLAM
>god damnit

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>>714305719
>WTF?
tourettes??

>>714305719
nigga wtf? someone must have an explanation

>>714306274
Nerve gas got to the kid. dad helped with the pain, only to realize it was his last bullet..

>>714306274
Chinese gaming addict kid, dad is police and sick of him only going to the gaming cafe everyday. Kid shoots himself.

I think there was a news report somewhere too.

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>>714309011
With all that pressure, I'm surprised the eyes stayed attached.

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Broken dick thread

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>>714309728
>file name Kek

No gore and shit pls.

>>714310511
Why do you want to post shit like this here. You need help

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>>714311412
No gore?
WTF?

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>>714311412
Faggot

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>>714311646

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where are all the fags who are usualy here?

Can we get anything out of this year... or at least a decade?

>>714312839
go ahead /b/tard

>>714310511
All in a days work

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>>714312952
Most of my stuff is over 2 megs. Can't be arsed resizing just because moot loves being cheap.

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>>714313487
what did he leave a fire going in his car?

>>714314375
Using cell phone, touch vehicle body, electro-static discharge, ignites fuel vapor

>>714305719
I never understood why they both flailed around on the ground like that

>>714307681
Yeah it was something along those lines, dad pulls gun and tells kid to kill himself. Kid obliges.

>>714314900
That's the kids Mother and Father.

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>>714304717

>>714314900
They're suffocating with laughter at their faggot of a son actually killing himself like the dad told him.

>>714314900
hysteric reaction to having their son blow his brains out in front of them? he even goes to slap him afterward. must've been some parents

>>714315369
I think he didnt realise at first that he shot himself, I think he slapped him because he presumed he fired the gun.

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>>714314648
what a freak mishap

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>>714315609
the abuse starts early

>>714315482
>he presumed he fired the gun.
now that's some wild speculation

>>714316227
I mean only fired it, not into his own head.

>>714315977

Damn.. You see this shit in movies, not real life. Did he died?

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>>714304363
>this

>>714305719
It's russian roulette, sillies

>>714316350

did he die?

>>714316779
nah, he just walked away with a few bruises

>>714305434
Occasionally I'll think I've grown out of hating cops...

>then I see something like this
>grinch heart just grew 3 sizes

>>714316350
MODS

>>714316779
No, he only had a fractured rib.

>>714306050
>>714315067
>>714315335
>>714315369
>>714315482
alright
i'm pretty sure the whole "father told him to kill himself and he did" is a meme
but since some of you seem to think it's real
>dad be cop
>son be video-game-addict neet
>dad be like "you dishonor this famiry" and shit
>"i'd rather be dead, why don't you just shoot me"
>hands gun to son, lifts shirt
>hears gunshot
>holy fuck the little faggot actually tried to shoot me
>slaps son
>realizes what just happened
>how can i express so much joy
>breaks into interpretative dancing

>>714309011

man, his face sure does explode like rubber
hmmm

>>714312073
kekius maximus

>>714315977

>some say the motorbike is still rolling today

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>>714317884
Fuck off Reddit nigger.

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>>714318014
>mfw thats my home town

>>714318398
How could you let this happen

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>>714318504

>>714311840
classic

>>714318802
good ol' reliable chainsaw

>>714319737
Back when shitty shoops were accepted

>>714311747
Documentinreality has always the best

>>714306064
Russian turrets

>>714320931
but man, that's so old!

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>>714316779
He died of eternal bleeding

>>714315609
I'll bet the reception stayed pretty awkward after that

>>714321580
Any idea how to get member? Everything i see here in those threads from Documentingreality is fuckin heavy

>>714316925
>The cop threw down the spiketrap to stop the criminal
>the criminal swerves towards the cop
>the cop gets fucked up
>this makes you hate cops

Nigger wtf

>>714322227
read the FAQ.
otherwise just use proxy/swtich IP.
faggot

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>>714304363

>>714306064
kids suicidal, dad tells him to just kill himself then, kid does it, parents freak out

>>714311747
>>714311840
rekt isnt gore

>>714316779
before he even hit the ground

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>>714311747

>>714322316
this

>>714305557
that's not how spike strips work. they embed hollow tubes into the tire to let the tire deflate slowly.

>>714311747
calling a spade a spade

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>>714315609
That's a real man right there, lads

>>714315977
>out for a spin

>>714313487
i dont get what happened..

>>714313487
he was using the air pump instead of the gas common mistake

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>>714325386
Im Not sure but i think the car exploded when treied to get fuel

>>714320060
only good post in this thread
rest is all seen it

>>714314375
>>714325386
>>714314648
the truck runs on compressed natural gas, not gasoline. Probably overfilled it or the tank had a defect causing the explosion.

>>714312711
new KFC menu?

Anybody have the one where a guy drops a kangaroo?

>>714305434
I'd like to see how long this guy spent or is spending in prison

>>714309011
I've seen a lot of headshots in rekt threads, but the slow motion makes this possibly the most brutal thing ever.

>>714310511
Rekt =/= Gore

>>714315609
Thats why you hit them in the body. The cloths cover the scares

>>714316350
>plummeting for 5 seconds
that's a long time to watch your wasted life flash before your eyes

>>714315977
I havent laughed so hard in a while. Thanks

>>714309011
Gave him a whole new hair style

>>714326920
PUPPPER OMG POOR BABY

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>>714320060
thats brutal. never seen

>>714310511
Dr deletis

>>714311531
keked

>>714326042
>>714327533
Can you guys describe it? I'm too coward to watch it with no warning.

>>714316198
Yeah, that guy is in for so much shit from her if that's how she is on the wedding day.

>>714311747
>minecraft Arena k/d 20/0
>some kiddo calls you a noob
>you go rekt the nigger
>your sword breaks
>shit.jpg
>only thing you have is a shovel
>21/0

>>714311747
Should have been called "Doug"

>>714314900
are you autistic? Not to be mean, how are you unable to understand that?

>>714305557
It would have let the air out slowly, and only because this guy was running from the police, and they need to use intervention techniques to protect other people from being put in the crosshairs of reckless, stupid, thoughtless cunts like that driver.

>>714305719
Their kid kept talking about committing suicide, the dad puts the gun down and tells him he wont do it

>>714305719
the kid kept threatening suicide, the dad puts the gun down and says he doesn't have the balls.. you can see the rest

>>714312711
hopefully in mental health care.

>>714305557
fucking kid, you played too much GTA vice city

>>714317700

Do i have something in my teeth?

>>714327334
Read a while ago that most jumpers actually die of a heart attack (literally scared to death) from jumps and it's not the fall that kills them?

>>714331011

Only one way to know for sure.

>>714331011
Sounds like bullshit.

>>714331011
That sound like a load of bullshit, friend.

>>714331011
Well, that's false.

Some might if they're old or have fucked up hearts, but most? Fuck no. not even close

>>714331011
do heart attacks kill instantly though? doubt they kill in <5 seconds

>>714331011
yeah the don't die from the fall, it's the impact
hue

>>714331011
You don't die instantly from a heart attack. They can last hours/days.

>>714320060
brand new shit?

>>714320060
To all you fucking newfags acting like this is new, welcome to 4chan, hahahaha

>>714327708
someone cutting his/her arm with a razor, never seen it before

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>>714305557
God damn agree, that cop is dumb as a stump. Sometimes it takes learning the hard way.

>>714326557
If i remember correctly, it ended with the guy crashing off the freeway, getting ejected out of the vehicle, and 5ish cops running over and just beating the ever loving fuck out of him after they had heard he ran over this cop and broke his legs.

Sometimes you just have to let the cops have one. And yes, it was a black guy.

>>714305719
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c9_1442749005&comments=1