my wife got fat, and i hate her for it. i even feel shame when

>>714292385
Hopefully she'll divorce your shallow ass before you figure it out.

Do you hate-fuck her?

>>714292556

no, i cant even get hard with her. i just leave the house when she starts feeling me up.

>>714292553

fat bitch detected.

thats what you get for getting married faggot.

if shes not satisfying you anymore, just fuck women on the side.

>>714292943

i am trying now, but the skinny ones seem a little too picky, and im not even fat, or ugly.

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>>714292385
The difficulty is completely dependent on where you live.

Why not go for murder instead?

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>>714293040

i dont hate her enough to kill her. just enough to not want to be near her while people are looking at me. i feel shame.

Just start making her salads and go for walking trips, you got this Op !!

My wife got fat too. Was chubby, now landwhale.

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>>714292385
and the ugly people losers that smell like shit and is ugly like the ugly bitch try to hurt the popular people cause is pathatic and outnumber everybody and try to control the socitry and the ugly people losers smell like poop and try to hide all the attrative people while the ugly people losers are out in the front that nobody want to see

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>>714293148

last time i mentioned her weight she got all bitchy. i dont bother with it cause she starts bringing up the kids and home and shit and it just pisses me off too. i have kids as well and i dont have stretch marks on my stomach and ass from fat.

>>714292385
and the ugly people losers smell like poop like the ugly bitch that never did anything but try to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause dont want to look abd cause smell like crap and is ugly

>>714292553
Fuck off idiot. If your partner put on so much weight they became repulsive you'd be out the door

>>714292385
Depends on where you live defines the laws. Kids involved will complicate it too. How fat are we talking anon? Like Lena Dunham fat where shes just a blob, or a refined curvy fat that is pleasant to the touch. Also, have you become a fatty as well and perhaps projecting on her?

>>714293030
most women are picky im general, just chat as many as you can up and use sexual innuendo here an there while slowly progressing more overtime. If the girl is actually interested in having sometype of sexual relationship, she'll play along with the innuendo herself.

>>714292385
Easy, first
, kill yourself...

>>714293106
OP is this her? What's the deal has she got a gut and gunt now? Or just the arms?

>>714293367

she was skinny not much ass but had nice curvy looks. now she has a stomach like she drinks and has no ass at all. its really disgusting. went from 130 lbs to 200. and I only found out because she went to the doctor and i saw her papers.

oh, they also told her she's prediabetic. now.... ask me if she's taking care of her weight?

im 6 feet and 180 btw. dont have abs but dont have a belly either. its embarrasing to even walk around with her.

>>714292385
Hard. Just fucking kill her and be done with it.

>>714292385
have you asked her to get thin?

>>714293546

she got mad. i left it alone cause i wanted to punch her fat face. like i said before, i now hate her.

>>714293524
That sounds pretty bad. Never been and have no intentions on getting married any time soon ... But if you are not attracted to your wife anymore that's a problem. Either she'll want to work on it with you, or she won't. If she doesn't want to work with you then what's the point in being married.

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>>714292385

I'm in the same situation however not married nor have kids.

> Decisions.jpg

>>714293609
i'm confused OP. are you asking /b/ whether we think you should divorce her or not, or how to divorce her?

>>714293609
So why you didn't beat the living shit out of her?

>>714293524
>she was skinny not much ass but had nice curvy looks. now she has a stomach like she drinks and has no ass at all. its really disgusting. went from 130 lbs to 200. and I only found out because she went to the doctor and i saw her papers.
Hmm, that is a rather large Marge. How tall is she? Is this something that you feel you can help her change? You better get her in shape or get the fuck out, because diabetes will fuck her shit up. If you love(d) her anon, I hope you'll get her motivated to lose some of that ass without fat shaming her. Use the medical diagnosis as the catalyst. Tell her 'we're both getting a little older sweet lovergirl, lets start power walking around the neighborhood. I don't want to lose you, sweet princess." Give her a couple of months, and if she can't get it together, then do the needful.

>>714292385
Everyone, this is why you establish early on in the relationship that physical attraction is important to you as well as attraction to the person's character. You say their appearance is part of who they are and plays in to your sexual fulfillment. And you also need to take care of your own appearance. That way you establish that your relationship is one where neither of you will let what happened to OP's wife happen to you.

Trust me. It is not a shallow thing to say. It just means you want to be attracted to the entire person, not just part of them. I did this with my wife after a decade of handling relationships the wrong way, and I feel dumb for not having thought of it sooner.

>>714293609

Insecurity /b/ro, why not say you want the household to go vegetarian? See what she says??

>>714293742

i am going to divorce her. just fear the blowback. cause im a man.

>>714293772

i live in a country with pavement, electricity, traffic lights, and potable water and shit. i cant just beat the shit out of anyone, no matter how much i want to sometimes.

>>714293609
Dude just leave her then. Don't do anything stupid that's going to get you in trouble. It's just going to be a drain on both your mental state and wallet until you leave.

>>714293829
>Tell her 'we're both getting a little older sweet lovergirl,

lol. she's 27. i am 40. been married 3 years.

>>714292553
That would just save him the time of figuring it out

>>714293854
No, civilization doesn't turn every man into a pussy. It's just you.

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seems like you have only a few options.
Divorce instant.
Or tell her that it cant go on this way and if she doesnt start to care about her health you will need to divorce. Even if you have children, its better for them if you two get divorced as if you two would have a fake relationchip based on love for each other.

good jesus losing fat is easy as fuck if you have motivation! If she doesnt want to change even if you tell her you will divorce her, then punch her in the face before you go. :)

>>714293893
>lol. she's 27. i am 40. been married 3 years.
Well, its true brother. Are kids involved? How has her mother held up over the years? That will be a big clue of expectations.

>>714293269
ömérikánsz

>>714293509
She's the one on the right

>>714293846
Go vegan. She'll lose a shit tonne of weight.

>>714293987
>She's the one on the right
Top or bottom pic, or both? If both, then why is her friend laying on the pounds too? What are they doing all day?

>>714293829
>we're both getting a little older sweet lovergirl, lets start power walking around the neighborhood. I don't want to lose you, sweet princess
Fuck this is terrible. I hope you have never said anything even close to this pathetic crap. I really have to assume you have never been in a relationship or even talked to a female to even think this bullshit.

>>714293974
>Are kids involved? How has her mother held up over the years?

yes, we have two. and her mom is fat too, but she was realy skinny when i met her. i could easily pick her up and fuck her standing up. thats why i put two babies in her. she was hot.

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>>714294071

he's lying. its just random pictures.

>>714293030
>the skinny ones seem a little too picky
That's all women:
>okc study:
>despite MSM saying women are less shallow, more forgiving on looks
>women say 80% of men are below average looking
>men, despite MSM and porn constantly showing stereotypically "beautiful" women
>men rate women on an almost perfectly distributed bell curve
Past that:
>women are the most likely to vocally shun gender norms
>but stick to them like glue when it comes to dating
>on average,
>women don't initiate
>women don't pay for dates
>women don't decide what to do on dates
>women do as little as possible in dating
>women basically expend the minimum resources to attract men
>taking the easiest route to getting what they want out of it
>because they can

There are a lot of women that break from these norms. But the vast majority rarely do. Our only option is to play the game, and try to have fun doing it.

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>>714293987
Fucking Christ, mate

>>714293984
kek

>>714294071
They both got married. Married women tend to expand because they don't have to "impress" men anymore. If your bitch stays thin after marriage, she's looking to upgrade.

>>714294124
Can you stop, please?
Even gore is better.
Broken bones>broken dreams

i used to be in same boat OP.
this is how i handled it:
>me: grill i am walking with something on my mind for a long tiem now
>fat: whats that anon
>me: over the last few years u have made some impressive #gainz
>me: you are no longer the person i fell in love with
>fat: whaaat? sadface.jpeg
>me: yes and i didnt want to hurt your feelings ..but you live only once and for that reason i dont want to grow old with someone i am not physically attracted to. i just dont
>fat: cry.webm
>me: if you really love me you should dedicate to reverse this.. look at me.. i am also hittin the gym FOR YOU (inner kek)
>fat: okay i will! tears.mp3

so she started diet and got personal trainer. she is fitter now then the moment i met her. it all comes down to if whe loves u enough to change.

I'm still very young, but after reading and seeing this kind of shit Im afraid to get married, because my wife will eventually become fat or ugly, Its a thing you cant avoid, feels bad

>>714294108
>Fuck this is terrible. I hope you have never said anything even close to this pathetic crap. I really have to assume you have never been in a relationship or even talked to a female to even think this bullshit.
I know. Human emotion and empathy seems to escape you. To name it is to claim it. I am married with children, and have poked over 70 pussies in my lifetime with my above average cock. And I am a highly skilled cunnilinguist as well.

>>714293846
Kek, speaking as if all Vegetarians are fit and healthy, pretty sure its all the cakes and sugary drinks the reason she's got so fat. Fucking Vegetarians, no protein getting to their brains.

>>714293106
>while people are looking
Who cares what people think? If you can be happy with her, be happy. If not, be a fucking man and break up with her. Even if that means divorce.

Do you exercise? Do you eat well? Every goddamn study, ever, has shown that if a you keep up on a good diet and exercise, it will rub off on your partner. Find things that are fun and active. Go fucking hike or something. And keep in mind that female metabolism slows much earlier than male metabolism-- so if she's getting fat now, and you're eating the same shit as her, you're next in 5 years.

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>>714294189
>Can you stop, please?

no, cause im mad and i want to run away but cant. suffer with me fucker.

I married a larger woman (huge tits) - she blamed gluten for her size and was always on about healthy eating, making a real big deal out of it. She kept 'slipping up' and having McDonalds 'blowouts' though, I'd find McDonalds wrappers in the bin and stashed in her car. Dumped her fat lying ass (she also lied about money) by 6 months time. Dump and run bro. I'm now fucking a 24 yo a 29 yo and a 34 yo, I'm 42.

>>714294112
>yes, we have two. and her mom is fat too, but she was realy skinny when i met her. i could easily pick her up and fuck her standing up. thats why i put two babies in her. she was hot.
Sounds like you need to drink a few alcoholic beverages each day to take the edge off, and make her walk around the block several times. Shes not beyond redemption if shes 200 pounds, but the diabetes will complicate it. Get a better diet going.

>>714294129

Can you cite that for me? I'd like to read it.

>>714294181
>If your bitch stays thin after marriage, she's looking to upgrade
Who hurt you annon?

>>714292385
Its easier to kill her. Make her over dose on pills so it looks like suicide/accident

>>714292385
should have dated Asian.

>>714293106
Kill yourself then cause there's no way you should have to deal with that. Unless of course you're UGLY

>>714294318
>Do you exercise? Do you eat well?

yes and yes. like i said before, i am older than her by more than a decade, and im in way better shape then she is. and that makes me particularly more angry. we go out somewhere and there's skinny women all around and i feel uncomfortable when she hugs me or holds my hand.

she is making ME feel bad for HER weight gain. fucking pisses me off.

>>714294230
Just be smart about it. Don't marry without a contract. Think with your head, not your balls.

>>714294442
>Unless of course you're UGLY

i am not ugly. i met her when she was 21 and I was 34, almost 35. that should tell you something.

sounds like ya should start fucking other girls

>>714294537
Tells me she was desperate.

>>714294364
I can
https://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

Are you making the food? Cause if you are, start with changing foods with healthier alternatives. My gf and I had gained about 10kg or 22lbs in your language.

I started by changing fatty foods with less fat, like sour cream with cottage cheese (we have something called kesam which is a smoother type of low fat cheese). Don't buy soda. If you're desperate, buy a sodastream. Eat more chicken, or basically white meat. Just look out for the 100% chicken and not the one with added salt and water. Eat more vegetables and reduce the portions! That is important! Also, start hiking or just move more around. Take the stairs instead of escalators and elevators.

If you do this you will reduce her weight. I started this in March this year and my gf and I have already lost the 10kg/22lbs.

>>714294537
Lol all that says is she's a gold digger. Clearly she's not with you for the looks.

>>714294601

lol. did a nice flip on it. i give you that.

>>714294537
So now you're what, 40+ good for nothing piece of shit who can't even handle his wife?
You deserve each other.

>>714294266
Doesn't matter how many pussies you've punched. Using the phrases sweet princess and sweet lovergirl back to back is pathetic as hell.

>>714294430
there are fat asians too dude.

>>714294736
>So now you're what, 40+ good for nothing piece of shit who can't even handle his wife?
>You deserve each other.
So salty.

>>714294653

im not rich. just attractive.

>>714294755
>Doesn't matter how many pussies you've punched. Using the phrases sweet princess and sweet lovergirl back to back is pathetic as hell.
Thats your opinion. My dick stays wet with pussy, so fuck what you heard.

>>714294452
I don't usually suggest ultimatums, they rarely work. But you're at the end of the relationship without one. Tell her to get healthy (don't say skinny, you'll just end it there) or get divorced. Don't give her a specific benchmark, tell her to work on it. If she does, and she loses weight and gets healthier, applaud her. Tell her it's great, tell her she's awesome, and ask how much better she feels. Then tell her to keep going until she's actually healthy and attractive.

>>714294763
yes but the majority keep themselves in better shape than the whites.

OP, when I met my wife she was fucking hot. Fucking HOT. She's only 5 foot 5 and she weighed about 105 around 8 years ago. She shot up to 200 during pregnancy, then after shes hovering around 165.

I love her, shes the coolest shit ever, but all these fags saying youre wrong for wanting out are....... faggots.

My wife and I would fuck all the time, everywhere. Now shes ashamed because she looks terrible, not curvy fat, fucking middle aged man fat. Gut, chins, fuck. So she mopes around and lays on the couch all fucking day after work and she eats because shes depressed or whatever. I can't say anything because she explodes in anger.

A woman who is never angry and is chill 99% of the time explodes in rage when I try to fucking help her. She's totally different. Our house is a fucking disaster, clothes, garbage, she never cleans after cooking.I clean the house spotless, 1 day later it's a fucking wreck again. No more walks, hikes, beach, she even gets weird when were going out for food.

And I have to be pleasant about all of this because my son is always around, listening to everything.

I would love to get the fuck out of here but I can't. She has a large italian family, which means If we separated, I would literally have to disappear. I hate to think what her uncles would do to my body after they cut my fucking head off.

>>714294786
>14 year difference
You certainly are more rich / established / experienced than 99.9% of the people in her age group.

>>714294324
THAT FUCKING SUCKS

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>>714294473
>Don't marry without a contract
That shit doesn't work anymore. The progressives have infiltrated the courts, and they can throw out prenups for basically no reason at all-- it just has to be "unfair" by some asshole's standards. Nevermind that a contract is supposed to be binding as long as it was legal when signed...

Lesson here: never get married, under any circumstances. It's a fucking trap.

>>714294887
Sounds like shes depressed homie.

>>714294887

op here. your life is exactly as mine. except no italian family. knowing im not alone makes me feel weirdly better. sorry about your troubles.

>>714295087
Would fuck this piece at each stage of her fatness.

>>714294973
Contract Enforce-ability is an issue and why those very common EULA/ToS things you scroll down to the bottom of and Accept without reading aren't legally binding. Just because something is written down and signed doesn't mean it's foolproof. There's a reason you hire a lawyer to make the contract and not do it yourself.

>>714295087
This one isn't exactly fair. Highschool/college sports players tend to get bigger once they stop playing their sport, but continue the eating habits that fueled said sport.

Of course, this assumes her jersey is actually hers from a team she used to play on and isn't just something she wears to pretend she cares about her man's sport.

>>714292553
Why should one have to spend their life with someone that repulses them? That's just mean.

Although, really OP your mistake was in getting married. Why did you do that? Or did you just not think it through?

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>>714295269

>>714295380
>claiming that was human

Look, m8. She's already got the fatgirl hairstyle when she was "thin". If you thought that wasn't a warning sign, that's your own fault.

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op here. this is more or less what im dealing with.

>>714295147
>There's a reason you hire a lawyer to make the contract and not do it yourself.
Even those get tossed now. It can be fully legal when signed, but when circumstances change (he starts a business, she sits on her ass, pays someone else to raise the kids, gets fat and sloppy) a judge can overturn it based solely on lopsided provisions. It doesn't matter if Johnnie Cochran wrote the prenup, if the judge can overturn a legal document on a whim (as the legal precedent has been established) you're fucked. Just don't get married.

>>714292385
She will lose weight when you dump her i guarantee it.

>>714295491
>op here. this is more or less what im dealing with.
As our (((jewish))) friends like to say, it could always be worse. Get her walking around the block every day, cook healthy meals, and fuck her pussy off.

>>714295567
They always do!

>>714295579
>fuck her pussy off.

she has stretch marks from her skin breaking from gaining weight and a stomach. i dont even get aroused much less an erection to fuck anymore.

>>714295567

this thought makes me really mad for some reason.

>>714295520
Sure, I mean, when you want to stubbornly stick to your own retarded views then yeah everything is pointless and just keep doing whatever you want.

>>714295658
maybe she eat all those shit because you stoped fucking her?

>>714295658
Just close your eyes.

>>714295658
>she has stretch marks from her skin breaking from gaining weight and a stomach. i dont even get aroused much less an erection to fuck anymore.
Thats what happens when you have kids I guess. Sounds like you've made your mind up OP. Go with what you feel man, but at least try to get her on the path to healthiness first.

>>714295087
She's still hot as a fat fuck

>>714295776

no, she got fat before we stopped fucking. why are some of you so intent on blaming it on me. i take care of myself and even look younger. she looks like a middle aged woman, and is still in her 20's. and it fucking pisses me off.

>>714292553
>shallow
fat people are disgusting bro

>>714295520
Depends on the country's laws. If feminism in you country goes as far as being above the law, then maybe it's time to move somewhere less "civilized".

>>714292553
Twitter triggerpuff detected

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>>714292645
KEK, sorry OP but thats funny as fuck

>>714293269
You are one dumb ass motherfucker. Ide day don't have kids, but obviously it's too late.

>>714293269
wow, the one on the left really aged quickly

>>714295879
>no, she got fat before we stopped fucking. why are some of you so intent on blaming it on me. i take care of myself and even look younger. she looks like a middle aged woman, and is still in her 20's. and it fucking pisses me off.
Its easy to get a divorce OP, but its hard to make a marriage work sometimes. Do what you feel, but I encourage you to try and get her living a more healthy lifestyle, even if you decide to divorce at a later time.

>>714296067

it feels good cummin inside. sorry.

>>714295952
Not too familiar with the law outside of the US and UK. But simply not marrying is much easier than moving.

>>714296122

i am sure i'll divorce because we havent had sex in months and its starting to be an issue. its weird because i think she knows why i cant have sex with her anymore but she doesnt do anything to fix it. like, my mind cant wrap itself around her lack of logic. its absolute insanity.

>>714296223
That's women for you, there's no point in understanding women, because women understand women, and they all hate each other

divorce. just make it fast and quick, in the same manner in which would tear of sticking plaster.

I guess that as a real man one has to care to care for one's woman's health to make her shine. I always complained when I was under the impression my girl was getting fat. This is not something you say because you are not attracted anymore but because you love her, want her to feel happy and be the best possible version of herself.

>>714296349

i love her because she is my kids mother, but i fucking hate her because she makes me feel bad for no wanting her anymore. like im the fucking one at fault for not being fat.

>>714292553
Must be a woman.
Only fat people don't understand you must keep yourself up.

And this gentlemen, is why you need to treat your woman like shit. Always make her feel like she could get dumped any second, that's the only thing that'll keep a woman in shape. As soon as you marry a bitch, they start thinking 'he loves me for who I am'; no bitch, we don't.

>>714292385
Get your wife in emberesing fat ralated incidents. Try accedentaly tripping her in public then pretend your back hurts from picking her up. Make it real dramatic. Get her on fat mobilety scooter. Just have fun with it.

>>714294358
You're disgusting.
Not for dumping a lying fattie with money problems, you are disgusting for having sex with three women at the same time.

People like you are the root cause of sexual disease spread. Inb4 condom use, you're dead kiddo.

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Fuck that. You've got a lazy piece of shit on your hands now OP.

I can't stand fat people that hate deep down know their weight is an issue but are too lazy to do anything to fix. Absolutely no respect for anybody that's overweight and doesn't accept it. Accept it and not give a fuck? Sweet as, I know and like heaps of people like that. I also know heaps of people that would get offended if you called them fat. Morons

Pic = 10/10 body
or 2/10 wouldn't bang for anybody with a hairy neck. Which ever way you want to go with that

>>714296223
>i am sure i'll divorce because we havent had sex in months and its starting to be an issue.
This is complicated with the fact that you all have kids together. This could have a very negative effect on them and shouldn't be done in haste. I am sure that you're an attractive guy OP, but that won't last forever my friend. A divorce shouldn't be entered into lightly, especially when theres kids involved.

>>714292553

Fuck off fatty

>>714296218
If you have no one to marry to in the first place, then yeah, that's pretty simple.
But if you want to start a family, it's not. You'll need some kind legal regulations anyway. Regarding the kids at the very least.

>>714292385
If she was overweight before the growth won't end

>>714293290
Fucking autismo...

>>714296524
>I am sure that you're an attractive guy OP, but that won't last forever my friend.

well i cant help getting old. but being fat is another entire issue.

look at a girls upper arms, if they are slightly chubbed, when the girl is still thin, she will get fat. Guaranteed. Look at all the pics in this thread.

>>714296500
Fucking hell, bitch got forearms like a DBZ character

>>714296515
Holy shit, that pic, 11/10

>>714296515
you're from new zealand aren't you?

>>714292553
Hopefully she reads this and realize she is losing her loving husband by being a fat lazy slob who doesn't care about anybody but herself

>>714292385
Men are genetically programmed to be attracted by hot, young, decently fit girls.

So your dick is not supposed to penetrate such a creature.

You can have sex with someone who is either badly aging, non-attractive, or obese...
But you can't enjoy fucking an unattractve obese girl who is aging that badly.
It goes again the laws of nature.

In other words, you do not have irrealistic expectations.
So tell her the truth, that you do not desire her, and that you're willing to help her doing sports and losing weight (tell her you could do that together). If she refuses, dump the fat loser.

Tell her she's fat and if she gets triggered then at least you tried. If she agrees then get her to have liposuction.

Don't give more shekels to them divorce lawyers

>>714294266
Yea youre still cringy as fuck old man.

>>714294763

It depends on the people they hang out with. If you marry an Asian girl with fat friends, she will eventually get bigger. But if they have skinny friends, or if they are not from the US, then they will keep in shape.

Source: married to an Asian

>>714294887
Eatpastas Always balloon after spawning. The secret is to get yourself snipped surreptitiously, so if they DO become pregnant you can demand a paternity test, or bide your time until you can take the infant or have a technician show up to swab the bambino's cheek at the same time as she is attempting to shit out the remains of yesterday's pizza, calzone, focaccia, linguini, and 2nd calzone (sausage, SPINACH, Sausage) (it's low calorie, honey!). You present her the certified copy of her genetic test, yours, the baby's, and any one of her siblings, and you can prove she either fucked her brother or she's a new type of parthenogenic human cause that baby ain't yours.

>>714296822
>So tell her the truth, that you do not desire her, and that you're willing to help her doing sports and losing weight (tell her you could do that together). If she refuses, dump the fat loser.

she gets mad if i talk about it. so i dont. just need to get some stuff in order and prepare for the eventual fallout. cant fake being tired or busy forever so i wont fuck her. its just a matter of time.

i feel bad for my kids though, and dont know if she'll give me shit over custody.

>>714296884
>Yea youre still cringy as fuck old man.
And you're a pussyless fuckhead

>>714292385
divorce is a sin, and only a godless atheist would get divorced

>>714296929

this is why you should always only eat @ The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

>>714296935
dude. you are over 40 but such a pussy.
wtf is wrong with it if she gets mad if you say she looks now like chabba the hut? Will she beat the shit out of you or what?
What are you trying with this thread?

>>714296424
I divorced about 5 years ago, but we had been separated for 2 years before that. The love isn't coming back, so now you need to look at this from a strictly financial perspective. Does she work? Do you make good money? Either way, you're going to be paying child support and alimony. She will get the house, she will get the car, she will get your wallet for years.

I'd suggest separating for a while and seeing how she handles it. Keep your phone handy to record conversations, make sure every text, email, etc is logged. If she turns into a raging psychopath, she might slip up and give you grounds for divorce and the court will be nice to you. If you just file to leave the mother of your children for "being fat", the court will make sure you're punished for it. Depending on where you live, if she fucks around on you and you have proof, you might be able to escape alimony. You won't escape child support tho.

Its not a matter of whether you WANT a divorce, its whether you can AFFORD a divorce. Your first step is separation, then try to catch her slipping up, then file once you've built a case against her. "She's fat" won't fly with a judge.

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." -- Albert Einstein

>>714297095

i fear the law fucking me over. thats all.

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>>714296806
Nooooooooooooooo......

She was the chosen one !

>>714297104
>Either way, you're going to be paying child support and alimony. She will get the house, she will get the car, she will get your wallet for years.

well... shit. this is depressing. i make most of our money.

>>714295852
Correction, this is what happens when you have kids and expect your metabolism to remain the same. Then you become lazy as fuck when the initial signs were there.
Sometimes you just need to give your wife a little support. Marraige is about teamwork: Take care of the kids and take over some of the house work while wifey goes to gym\walk\exercise etc.
If that doesn't work and wifey refuses to make a change...
DUMP THE BITCH!!
She won't come right, no matter what you do.

>>714297095
it's clearly a lie from someone who wants attention on the internet.

>>714297128
>i fear the law fucking me over. thats all.
What state do you live in? Totally depends on where you live, that will determine the level of fucked you are.

>>714296939
confirmed for cringy old virgin with 70 love pillows.

>>714292385
tell her she's fat and to start making her exercise and eat less you retarded fuck. why did you even get married if you can't be honest with her?

>>714297189

i live in orange county california.

>>714296806
NOOOOOOOO

>>714297232
You are so fucked. Sorry OP.

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Women are never skinny, nor fat, they are always fattening...

Brotip : you will never again see the woman you once married

>>714297212
>why did you even get married if you can't be honest with her?

i needed health insurance for her and my first kid.

>>714297104
wait... there might be something in this... you know any guys who can fuck the chubby whore?

Srs question.
Do you think you will love her again if she get fit again?

>>714296939
Lol maybe you get 70 y.o pussy. Enjoy.

Its happened to a lot of my friends. Most women literallly have one goal in life and thats to get married, have a kid (most of the time), then become a fat ass. Leave that bitch asap.

>>714294887
Extra mass reduces the effectiveness of female hormones. It's a runaway train.

165? Shit I'll trade you. Mines over 350 and only 4-11. I remember 30 years ago when she was 160 and I could carry her or pin her to the wall with my dick. I used to get carpet burns on my knees and shit from fucking her senseless. Her roommate came home from DeVry and we knocked over the couch trying to scrabble to lock the deadbolt. She had an agreement with her roommate that they wouldn't have boys in the apt. Well shit that went away as soon as I showed up and picked her up. 95 students in one class and at most 2-3 girls per class. DeVry mid 1980's. So I got this chubby ish blonde that now requires batteries to roll around at 3mph. Fuck this life.

Never stick your dick in diabeetus

>>714297279

thats what i fear, but i havent even seen a lawyer. i'll wait and see. just blowing some steam here.

>>714292385
get rid of that fat bitch

Drug then hate fuck then murder .... I see no down side to this flawless plan.

>>714297201
>confirmed for cringy old virgin with 70 love pillows.
This coming from a shitposting faggot at 9 am on a Tuesday morning. I'm at work thinking about what I should do for the rest of the day. You are taking a break from the XBOX to be a salty faggot. At least I've fucked pussies instead of being a faggot.

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>>714293106
Dear god

>>714297334
>Do you think you will love her again if she get fit again?

i love her, but i also hate her. like i hate the person she is now physically and i hate the feelings she puts in me when we go out in public and i see other women who look the way she looked when i first met her.

not even lying, she keeps her old driver's license because she "looked really pretty back then".

when she said that, all i could think of was "why the fuck cant you fucking fix it then?". but im done now. its too much sttress.

>>714297398
Let the butthurt flow through you old man

>>714293106
she's still kinda cute, unlike her friend on the lower photo.

>>714293106
kek, surrounding herself with fatter whore to look skinnier >.<

>>714297398
haha fucking little boys doesnt count homo so your stuck to your 1 obese lovergirl or whatever fucking cringe term you used.
69boys 1hambeast doesnt equal 70 women.

>>714297493
>Let the butthurt flow through you old man
Flow through my ass and into your mouth, just the way you like it cuntface

>>714297596
>haha fucking little boys doesnt count homo so your stuck to your 1 obese lovergirl or whatever fucking cringe term you used.
>69boys 1hambeast doesnt equal 70 women.
Lay off the weed and go outside fatfuck

>>714292943
this
> getting married
> 2016

> religious people

>>714297490
But whats her problem? Is she just lazy or has she some other excuses?
How about you try to ask her frequently to do sport stuff with you, jogging, gym what ever.
Basicly you dont tell her she is fat as hell and you are on the edge of get a divorce.

Listen here mah nigga

>tell her you feel less sexually attracted to her
>explain to her you are worried about her health
>tell her you want her to be around as long as possible
>force her to eat 850 calories a day for a while
>make her join the gym
>watching the ham melt off
>big-explosion-massive-success.webm
>start fucking her again

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>>714292385
If you couldn't tell from the 2008 picture that she was going to get fat, you're an idiot.

She had "I'm Going To Get Fat" written all over her.

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>>714297658
Shame...
Such a lost...

Women are disgusting lazy spoiled whores...

>>714297179
Separation is your answer. Tell her you need some time to figure your shit out, tell her you're under a lot of pressure at work, tell her you can't be the husband or parent that you need to be until your head is back in the right place. Tell her you'll be back in a week. Then keep finding reasons to extend that week until she's past her limits. Don't leave her broke and begging tho. Make sure everything is paid for, even tho you're staying with family or something. Make sure all of her complaints are purely emotional, nothing real that can be documented (like withholding money). Courts won't buy her emotional shit, they want documented evidence of abuse or neglect. There are families where dad is halfway across the world because thats where work is, so no court is going to listen to her whine that you're across the city staying with family. Especially if you're still doing stuff with your kids, school pickups, sports practices, etc. Your job right now is to get outta there on good terms, and then drive her to insanity while playing the good guy. She will slip up, you will avoid alimony, and only have to pay what the court decides it costs to take care of your kids. Then she's going to use that money on herself and not on your kids. Get THAT documented, and you'll get custody of the kids too. Play the game, and with enough self-control and vigilance, you might actually win...

>>714297732

just lazy and eats too much. has an office job where she sits around all day. then complains she ate too much.

>>714297312
second this. just get some desperate looser to call her "lovergirl" and fuck her. film it, and take the kids and money. hambeast commits suicide and you get a new step mom for your kids.

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>>714297727
Reverse cinderella...

From princess to pig

>>714297675
did you just confirm that the pig whisperer fucks boys and pigs?

>>714297809
>second this. just get some desperate looser to call her "lovergirl" and fuck her. film it, and take the kids and money. hambeast commits suicide and you get a new step mom for your kids.
>>>
> Anonymous 12/06/16(Tue)09:08:30 No.714297840 ▶
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>>>714297727
>Reverse cinderella...
>From princess to pig
>>>
> Anonymous 12/06/16(Tue)09:08:38 No.714297852 ▶
>>>714297675 (You)
>did you just confirm that the pig whisperer fucks boys and pigs?
Maybe you could lick the cum out of her pussy once the 'looser' is finished.

>>714297765
That picture you posted is so fuckng retarded.

>>714293106
id just tell her shes getting fat man id also tell her to stop drink cause thats not helping her ass get smaller js

>>714297852
>did you just confirm that the pig whisperer fucks boys and pigs?
Is the acid kicking in? What the fuck are you talking about you down syndrome fetal alcohol faggot?

>>714297738
the truth is

>tell her she's fat
>she cries and says she will never be able to lose the fat
>you dumb her ass
>she hit the gym
>newHotBody.jpg
>she hook up with Steve, her gym instructor

>>714297765
> people believe this
Men: be somewhat confident and socially capable
Women : nothing

your v card is showing

>>714297769

thats some really good advice brother. that was something i was hoping for by posting this shit. i just have no experience with divorce cause i never got married before. figured I might as well marry a young one but i guess sometimes even that doesnt work. thanks for posting that. i would have never thought of that myself, and all the people i know married are skinny.

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>>714297974

>>714297769
I'm saving this advice for future reference. I think it may come in handy down the line...

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Obviously this is now a Before and After Fat thread

>>714295548
Breed the fat out of her. Hire a servant/cook whose job depends on feeding her properly. Keep her on a short leash, don't allow her to have access to your or her money. Select private banks can issue credit cards that you can enforce purchase location limits. No mcDonalds, yes Babies R Us. No Steak n Shake, yes Planet Fitness. Keep her pregnant as obviously she ballooned from late girlhood into baby making mode.


My little sister is 34 and divorced and never had kids and is still in Girl mode. Fashion forward only parties, rock climbing, traveling to India and Russia for no fucking reason. She's beautiful, but vain and my parents deserve more out of the investments they poured into her. She should pop out at least one litter of puppies, somebody needs to knock that sweet ass up. Lisa you better watch out.... I might have to cum on my fingers and artificially inseminate u.

>>714298065
>fake smile
he's dead inside

>>714298072

it really is good advice isnt it?

>>714297300
I know for a fact that my mother didn't get fatter after her marriage...
Also, yesterday, as I was walking in the street, I saw what I thought was a 16yo teen ass, then I saw the girl's face, she was probably around 45yo.

In other words, they are a lot of women aging well.
Usually, the girls aging well have some knowledge about nutrition and some will-power to work out or at least be active, they're not the prettiest teen girls.
The hottest teen chicks are often dumb and without will-power, because no need to be intelligent, have a nice diet, or try hard when men give you everything (attention, help, money...) for free just because you're hot and they want to dick you so bad since you're like 14yo.

>>714298037
I know fat balding alcoholics who get plenty of pussy, get real.

>>714298107
*when you can't suck your guts in anymore

>>714297971
>go to the gym with absorbaloff
>no trainer needed
>she loves you for curing her hamplanet syndrome
>good head and happy days from now on

>>714294324
How is it even possible to change that much in just a few years, kek. Kinda glad i broke up woth my ex cause she was fine as hell but all her family members, aunts, uncles, grandma, grandpa and mom are over weight, been broke up a few years and she isnt ballooning out yet but she is droping in her looks quick lol

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>>714297932
man your so angry.
look, i might be fat but i dont make up lies on the internet about "an above average dick" "fucking over 70 women" and "calling women lovergirl" fuck man... your on b... act like it instead of making shit up.

enjoy the rest of your monday captain cringe.

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>>714298117
>Lisa you better watch out.... I might have to cum on my fingers and artificially inseminate u.

>>714297992
Sorry that you had to sift through so many "tell her to hit the gym" posts to find some real answers to your question. I mean, even if she did work her ass off to get to a manageable weight, (she won't, she's got 2 kids, pre-diabetic, the blimping cycle is well-established by now), the love is gone. "I love her because shes the mother of my children" is a death sentence for any relationship. No man who is or wants to be IN love with a woman uses that phrase.

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In 6 years my wife just took a lot of boobs..... Coooool xD

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>>714298185
protip : a woman will never make the effort of losing fat you if she took it while being in a relationship with you in the first place.

Sad truth is sad, but the only way to see her skinny again is to let her go with Steve...

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>>714298256
truth

>>714298302
you are part of the 0.001% lucky men

mine took 8kg since 2010...

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This is so fucking sad lmao

>>714295940
I suspect there may be pregnancy involved in this one.

>>714295195
Killer tits

>>714296503
Getting someone a fat mobility scooter is like a death sentence. Eventually they cannot walk from bed to the shower. Eventually they don't come downstairs all weekend and begin to rot externally as well as internally. They blame the manufacturer for selling faulty batteries but are just too fat for two small motorcycle batteries to handle moving a 425 pound fattie up a slight incline, forcing you to push them home when they get stuck at the mailbox around the corner.

Shit. If a fattie dies in your house you have to burn it in place because it might explode. Fatties are living nitroglycerin waiting to explode like dynamite. If one dies you have to cremate them by burning the house down.

>>714294817
Yea with your personality im sure all 70 of them pusses were 10/10 lookers
>dam dik so long
>fuk so mny botches
>dik so wet its shriveled

>>714292385
Dumb enough to get married. You deserve it.

>>714298227
>man your so angry.
>look, i might be fat but i dont make up lies on the internet about "an above average dick" "fucking over 70 women" and "calling women lovergirl" fuck man... your on b... act like it instead of making shit up.
>enjoy the rest of your monday captain cringe.
First of all, its fucking Tuesday you fucking loser. Second of all, I have fucked well over 70 pussies. So many in fact, that I lost count and 70 is the low number but closer to 100. I am not fat, I am not old, and I make good fucking money. I can tell that you are a sad pathetic fuck that thinks people are getting laughs from your complete shit posting, but in reality you're taking up valuable space. Not only on 4chan, but in life. Kill yourself so no one continues to be subjected to your banality. Your parents will be happy because they can take back all of your shitty presents they bought for you from Santa and actually spend something on themselves for a change instead of having to put up with the salty fatass that lives in their basement and constantly demands that they pay attention to it. Seriously, blow your fucking pea sized brains out and give them a reason for the season you pathetic halfwit.

>>714298256

how old are you brother? same age? 40s?

you sound wise as an old oak.

>>714298414
As long as pic related doesn't gain any more than 10 pounds, she'll still be good

>>714298302
Yup, my girl went from a small B/large A cup at 22, now she's 30 and wearing well over a D cup. Her stomach is still perfectly flat, her ass insanely toned, but her tits just kept getting bigger the more I played with them and prayed for them.

>>714297380
underated

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>>714296500

>>714298562
She's asian so no

>>714293835
This

My wife hasn't quite bounced back from pushing out a baby ten months ago but she's working on it because she doesn't want to be fat any more than she wants me looking at her like a fat person.

>>714298607
Kek

>>714298107
are her knees wet from sweat?

Stop fucking her if you already havent. Get caught jacking off to an old pic of her, but try to hide the pic so it seems suspicious. When she sees that it's her former, skinny self in the pic, she will burst in to tears and lose about 10-20 pounds in tears alone