trips decides what i do with this carrot

insert in ass

smoke crack with it

carve it in to a flute

Kill yourself with it

>>714289313
give it to toon.

>>714289313
Hollow it out cum in it and give it to your dad

>>714289313
Drench it in super glue then shove it up your ass.

>>714289530
Roll

inhale

>>714289530
Reroll

>>714289530
Rolling

>>714289354
Wow, originlel

>>714289313
insert into urethra

>>714289530
This

Stick a spoon in it

Leave it to rot, eat it

>>714289607
Roll

>>714289313
These guys are unimaginative. I suggest you carve it into a plane. Then 'twin towers' it into two towers of tower shaped celery or other related veggie.

>>714289615
Throw it through your neighbors window

Place in freezer for 1 hour. Put it in your anus.

>>714289313
trips dont care. it's a number, not some frigin god you stupid 12 year old loser

>>714289622
handle first?

Reply to this message or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>714289495
Kek roll

>>714289592
OP here, I don't have a urethra, I'm a male

>>714289655
Yes

>>714289592
This

>>714289313
go to sleep

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>>714289681

Mash it, smash it, stick it in a stew

>>714289634
Wtf..? This though.

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>>714289313
sculpt that motherfucker like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY54LI8tuj4
>and deliver

>>714289681
All mammals do. Inset 2 carrots.

guys somebody already got dubs

>>714289723
rolling

>>714289662
Not this again.

Break your phone with it

>>714289634
rolling

replace spine

>>714289778
Dude you missed your trips so closely

Peel off all of the skin, which you then glue to your face. Then snap the rest of the carrot into halves, which you cover the tips of with superglue and insert into your nostrils

>>714289634
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest you be very respectful...

>>714289530
Rolling for this one!

eat it

Carrot in the pooper

>>714289313
We all know you want to shove it in your ass. Just do it already, faggot. And no, don't post pics.

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>>714289313
Put it in your butt please.

>>714289530
Re roling for this

warm it up in the microwave and then pack it nicely into your ass.

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>>714289662

stab your eyes out

>>714289855
WINRAR

eat

>>714289769
Its trips fag.

>>714289778
Off by one.

>>714289688
WIN, GOOD LUCK AT SOUNDING

Put glue over it and cover it with m&ms and glitter then eat it

>>714289855
Muh hero

Also winrar

>>714289530
This rolling

>>714289530
NO

>>714289897
It's trips not dubs

>>714289530
Yeah do this

>>714289914
Learn to read he said trips.

eat it

>>714289530
Rolling for this

>>714289874
re-roll

Find the nearest available person and put it in their pocket without them noticing.

do nothing

shove it in ear

in ass

>>714289530
Rolling

>>714289634
Go for this.

>>714289883
Quads get

>>714289530
ReRErolling

>>714289999
kek

>>714289999
Holy shit.

>>714289999
QUADS WINRAR!

>>714289999
Holy fuck quads

>>714289897
>>714289906
>>714289914
Do you even know what trips are?

>>714289999
Does this count?

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>>714289999

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>>714289999
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714289999
OP has got to deliver!

Throw it at a nigger and record it.

everything

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>>714289999
Quads win.

you see it here folks.

>>714289977
I like this

>>714290058
Too late fag
>>714289999

>>714290037
yes

>>714289999
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhShit.mp4.exe

111

>>714289999
Well OP said trips not quads... but nevermind

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>>714290058

>>714290152
Fuck this shit.

Trips get nigga.

>>714289530
this

Worship the carrot until you are of age to begin the Great Carrot Right. Thus thou shall placeth thine frozeneth orange root in thy anus, and thou shalt be an oldfag that all shaltheth looketh uponeth with mucheth envy.

>>714290152
Is b8?

>>714290152
712489... >999<
There's your fucking trips

destroy all other carrots

>>714290189
You wouldn’t want that tiger to attack you

But maybe a carrot would pacify it

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OP HERE.

this was about as deep I could get it, sorry im very tight

>>714289999

>>714290318
Yay.
Did you warm it up?

>>714290318
thanks. at least you delivered!

>>714290318
>not microwaved
>no timestamp
>OP is a faggot

>>714290318
Use some lube faggot

>>714290318
Timestamp faggot

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>>714290318
I'm afraid thats not deep enough OP. Youre going to have to try harder.

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>>714290229
Yes

put it in your dick hole

>>714290425
>>714290388

I FORGOT TO TIMESTAMP IT IM SORRY OK I FUCKING FORGOT BUT IM NOT DOING IT AGAIN IT WAS MY ONLY CARROT AND I THREW IT IN THE BIN AFTERWARDS

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>>714290493
Well, go and get it out of the bin then.

>>714290531
This. Get it back, cleanup with your tongue, lube it, and insert again with timestamp

>>714290493
KEK'd
>The only one carrot boy

>>714290493
Throw it in the bin? The poor children in Africa could have eaten it.

>>714290493
Get it back and give it to an homeless guy