Faces of /b/ thread
Rate, Roast, Race wars
You look sick, not as in: WOW SICK
But as: you fucked too many trannies and now you have to take a bunch of medicine to not die of a flu
>>714258671
This is me.
I am Lenin's reincarnation.
This is my curse.
>>714258854
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>714258981
You look, well, idk if i can even roast you, you look cartoony as fuck, like, you look like boris badenov from rocky and bullwinkle
>>714259555
Check em
Get on my level
do your worst
>>714259754
pretty face, nice hair, cool looking eyes
too dumb to turn a fucking picture, ears of a gnome
cock sucking lips
>>714259829
are you the guy who sells art in the beach or the girl that make her parents cry?
>>714259881
looks nice, a little bit too generic but nice, your pants are shit tho
>>714260028
The guy that fucked your bitch nigger
>>714260198
holy moly she looked a lot better in the first picture
>>714259900
ftfy
check em
>>714260302
yup, like, she might be a nice chick, but this guy shouldn't take pride in her looks
R8 but dont h8
>>714260375
unironically asking: are you gay or bi? if not, what kind of social group are you in?
>>714260498
go to the dentist immediatly, then go to all the other doctors
>>714260550
im straight
Not really in a social group, all my friends are nerdy af but i like fashion and shit,
Im real into hardcore / punk music. especially my local scene
>>714260717
makes sense, 8/10
>>714260498
Hey Beavis.
Also this is me.
>>714260614
>>714260886
Trap detected
>>714260614
i noticed you had a lack of validation
you look nice
>>714260614
pretty cute, nice glasses, but the weird top eyelid and generic tinted hair color makes you seem just boring trying to look alt
please tell me you don't wear flannel shirts
>>714261008
thanks buddy
Ok /b/rothers. How ugly am I?
Yo what's up niggers, my names junior and I can fuck your bitch any day.
>>714260886
you could easily work on that stubble and eyebrows to look better, 7/10 lacks presentation
>>714260916
looks gay, nice cat, nice hair, shitty shit, shitty moustache, looks high
>>714260198
is your girlfriend mixed? why does she look inbred?
>>714261213
Y-you too.
>>714261079
minecraft creator, child molestor, friendly fat man that is really sad but hides it/10
>>714261017
lol nah
>>714261098
work out, you look fat as fuck, and also, underage ban
>>714261250
She's puerto rican
>>714260375
you realize if you lose the nose ring and have a decent short hair cut you would be pretty attractive, stop dressing like this just because you feel like its "you"
>>714261327
looks better in this picture, for me at least, but hiding your chin like leafy wont get you anywhere
>>714261303
Yes to friendly fat man that is sad but hides it, but no to the other two. Wish I ceeated minecraft though, id be fucking rich.
>>714261407
wow, here you look like you have mental palsy
>>714260375
Holy shit your face has madenme become keksimus maximus of dome
>>714260916
id fuck
>>714261375
Shut the fuck up bitch, underage my ass. I'm 2 yrs old and I still fucked your wife, your mom, and your sister. Try me fag.
>>714261436
i usually wear my hair up, i rarely wear it down
can post pic with it up
>>714261516
is this a compliment ?
>>714261557
ok, now we fucked up a little, and also, goddamnit, i'm roasting/rating everyone of you fucks and no one talks bout me, I ALSO NEED VALIDATION DAMNIT
>>714261079
honestly not that bad, groom your beard, get a short clean haircut and you would look a whole lot better
>>714261573
HAHA, I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE...
>>714261560
Thanks, I guess I'd fuck you too, anon.
>>714261578
you look like as if OneyNG had a child with mashed potatoes
>>714261407
you can do better, dumb her and get a mexican with the biggest ass on earth
Keep talking faggots
>>714261875
yeah yeah, make her dumb
>>714261436
Also girls love playing w my hair and braiding it, gets me some serious attention
>>714261899
Would pull hair and slap fat ass/10
>>714258671
Handsome communist here
>>714261993
treat your skin better
Me back in england.
>>714261993
you look alot better with it up, but lose the nose ring please, also for some reason i feel like you would look good in glasses
>>714262090
you lost me at communist, change your political view before we fuck
>>714262196
i've seen you in many faces of /b/ threads, just work out and you'll look just great
>>714262090
there is nothing handsome in that face, you rely on charm
>>714262287
i like the nose ring and the hair down tbh
>>714262264
7/10
make the stubble become something or loose it
>>714262363
Yeah being fat all my life has made me work on my personality a lot. I love to act and entertain because of it.
Plus I have an 8in cock, so I've got that going for me.
>>714262196
im going to give you serious advice, no troll. workout with cardio, running. this will make you lose fat in your face (will take many months) and shapen your face because of it, also having a lean body will be good as well, change your diet and stick to running 10min on treadmill every night or other night, losing weight will also make you feel better
i use to weigh 265 i now weigh 170 diet is VERY important stick to water and tea as well
Yup.
OP here, how long it would take for me to become thin? Everyone calls me chubby and shit and that bothers me a lot, i'm 1,85m (6 feet) and i weigh around 176 lbs
>>714262907
droopy eye, 4/10 haircut, looks like you are balding, the rest is ok
>>714262670
See I'd have to start with walking. I tried running recently (had to run a poster to my car in a downpour) and my chest hurt afterward.
But yeah, I cut soda completely out of my diet about a year ago. I feel like that's helping, but cardio would help a lot too.
>>714262363
You just envy my sexy eyebrows
>>714263456
do your best man, we believe in you, try some fast walking/jogging then go running
>>714258671
Is your name Jake
>>714263614
nah
>>714263170
Have another, before I killed the beard
>>714263485
I'm not the other dude but tbh no.
Get a fucking haircut and shave.
>>714263694
looks way fucking better, 8/10
Ready for the roast
>>714260717
Whats your local scene, faggot? Listen to some Lemon Grove Hard Core.
Stay Away
P.S.O
Meth x Breath
Drug Control
Step 4 Change
Faggot
>>714261899
How many relatives have touched you?
>>714263694
Holy fucking shit grow the beard again
You went from a fucking 4/10 without a beard to like a 8/10 with it
Me, as the op and the one roasting everybody, is impressed at how no one except my friend roasted/rated me
>>714263664
Jacob Boring detected
>>714264650
It has been a while
>>714261079
ARE YOU THAT GUY WHO POSTS "WHATRE YOU DRINKING?"
>>714263981
Allahu Akbar/10
>>714263981
Did you really whip out your phone to take some stupid, pseudo "candid" picture of you brushing your teeth ?
>look at me
>I'm so confused
>because I'm trying to brush my teeth
>and someone's taking pictures of me
>that person is me
>>714261557
Fuckable very fuckable
>>714263485
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
>>714264728
Apparently not long enough
>>714265150
Yeah, just finally got it, rip
>>714264942
To add context:
Someone was sending me a bunch of loud snapchats and I looked at them while I was brushing my teeth so I told them to "chill"
>>714264821
Kek not even middle eastern...
>>714265230
Sleep well
>>714265322
idk how to turn it
>>714265322
I can't tell what race you are...
and Thats fine with me qt
>>714265322
Would impregnate/10
>>714265352
Thanks John
>>714258671
Xbox live/10
>>714265322
Would watch this guy >>714265549
Impregnate you
And jerk my little weiner
>>714265583
Do i look that young? I am young but not as much
>>714265557
Not John. Nice try faggot.
>>714261098
who the fuck do you think you are cunt
ill punch you in the head
>>714265828
Not faggot. Nice try Logan
>>714265254
I doubt that
>>714261098
>mfw last time having sex was 3 years ago
>mfw Junior has been in a pussy even more recently than I have
>>714265254
>really fucking gay/10
>underage b&
be a dear and deport your self for me shitskin
>>714265890
I guess you don't really know about the internet, but that's okay friend. I'm not Funcheon or Salone but I know where you sleep.
Bring it
>>714258671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
R8 me.
>>714266169
>gay
>underage
>shitskin
Good shit fam really hit me in the heart. Solid effort
Get outta here with that basic ass weak shit. Come try again tomorrow
>>714266421
Can I lick your hair
Hey what's up /b/?
>>714266256
Where do i sleep, say it
>>714267034
In a house like a fag
>>714266723
As long as you dont stop when I moan
>>714267084
Wrong again, Jacob
>>714267034
Keep smoking that vape to calm your nerves, you look lovely from this angel.
>>714267156
Oh yea I forgot Barbara makes you sleep ouside in the shed doesn't she?
>>714266815
Wassup qt3.14
>>714267034
In a shit-tier house living with family in Hudson, Florida.
>>714266815
jus chillin
>>714267184
Are you really trying to do the: "i'm watching you" meme on me? Like, how old are you nigga
>>714267643
Not even close
>>714267892
But... I followed you from the store.. And watched you make this thread. Why else would I be here?! Coincidence? Come on.
>>714267952
kek
denial sensed
Sup guys
I'm gonna trip my non existent balls off tomorrow, wish me luck
>>714268332
Good luck, also
>non existent
>>714266601
If you live in Florida I might know your brother. You've got the exact same face he does
Also 7.5
R8 me
>>714268440
Maybe I'll trip so hard they'll start to exist. Who knows.
It's my first time doing acid so it's not like I'm doing anything extreme.. I just don't know what to expect
>>714268730
Don't die
>>714268730
Expect colors and a nice trip
Me and doggo number 1
>>714268874
I'm waking up early and going to my parents house (they know) and I plan to sit in their beautiful back yard all morning with a bunch of art supplies. I might make a thread depending on how I feel.. I've done shrooms in a group setting but this will be my first solo trip.
I hear it's less of a head trip than shrooms. Is this true?
>>714268332
Look at this during your trip and relate to your inner-self.
>pic related/10
Also I believe you have balls. Post pussy with ass spread if not trap.
>>714269155
It's ENTIRELY a head trip. All mindset. Nothing physical.
>>714269217
I'd much rather you kept believing I'm a qt trap
If I post a thread I'll be asking for all sorts of weird ass imagery so I'll save this pic and report back with what it makes me feel
I'm doing this solely for introspective guidance. I'm too comfy in my own head lately.
>>714269359
I guess I mean something else when I mean head trip
Like shrooms is more mind fuckery while acid is more visual. Would you say that's accurate?
>>714269099
In total you and your dog are an 8/10
>>714267754
feminine penis
>>714269099
post more dogs
>>714269640
It's about right. If you've fucked up in the past year or so you're going to face all of that, no avoiding it. Also be prepared to lose your filter and the control deep inside of you that shuts down the person you're meant to be. They will be shining through tomorrow. I doubt you'll be on here, and if you are, then you didn't get the right substance.
i feel like this is a bad idea
>>714269846
Kek, well I hope he's 7 and I'm 1 for that combined total. Such a sweetheart he is.
>>714269940
Have on more.
>>714270170
Same question >>714266723
>>714270087
I've avoided doing shrooms for the past 2 years because my head hasn't been in the right place.. but now seems like the right time. I'm not happy but I'm not deluding myself anymore. I'm hoping the trip gives me some good time to draw and think about what I should be doing with my spare time
>>714270482
We'll you are an 8 yourself but the pic only shows half your face, so you're a 4.. and your dog is a 4/10 too but that's actually a 9/10 in dog rates
>>714270542
i use a lot of conditioner so it might taste funny :>
Hey
>>714259829
Looks like Lenny Kravitz with aids next to his spade loving dope dealer.
>>714270882
You should send me your tits and best ass picture while tripping on snap chat. Do it for science and the universe.
Basic bitch
>>714271519
no, your're not basic, you're fat
>>714271236
me too so it's fine
>>714271236
Budd from Canada
>>714271355
Nigga I don't even have a snapchat
>>714271239
You're cute
But you probably know it too well
>>714268626
The literal cybertron of homosexuals
>>714271236
Please tell me you shred b/c you'd be so much cooler.
>>714271001
That's the only good recent one with that doggo but I'm glad you think he's a qt. Love both of them to death, don't know what I would do if something happened.
>>714271811
What a shame. Change that?
>>714272066
Why would I download nigstagram just to send someone a pic of my cystic acne covered ass?
It's not great anon, trust me
Roast thjs fucking niggerfaggot, faggot pisses me off with his homo ways.
Make him want to kill himself
>>714269363
Holy shit thus fucking sand nigger looks like he bout to blow up
>>714272197
Twatchat, not nigstagram and acne covered ass is best ass.
Rate one, roast the other
>>714271239
"Get out of my room I'm playing minecraft"
>>714271519
Basic fat bitch
>>714272634
Solid 9 on the dude w/ no bra, let th hang brutha
Solid 4 on that chick man she look like aged cheese
Rate/Roast
>>714271787
close. i'm in montana.
>>714271993
i don't own a guitar but i've played one my friend has and it's super addictive.
piano is more my thing, sorry to dissapoint :/
It's interesting seeing all the people as mentally fucked up as me with decent appearances. Most of you seem nicer than is assumed of /b/
r8
>>714262090
I'm going for the obvious roast but fuck it. The gap between your eyebrows is smaller than the wage gap in an idealistic communist system.
>>714272822
Lololol that went opposite from what I expected
>>714266655
You look like a little boy who found his moms wigs and stuffed his bra with oranges
>>714271519
ugly sow
>>714259754
That's not what half off means
>>714272990
7/10
>>714259829
Where's my bike?
>>714272634
You two fat pieces of shit look like you're drinking your way through college on daddy's money. Also you probably say you're not fat just "muh bulking" If your fat % is above 20 kill yourself
>>714273536
>feminine penis
>>714273583
how the fuck did u know
>>714273536
Are you a ginger? I'm confused
>>714272634
>>714271893
Thanks=) I figure it must be the camera angle, imo I'm kinda funny looking
>>714272645
Not playing minecraft tho
I was gonna post but it slowed down. Someone start a new one
>>714274272
What's good fam
>>714271239
Clean up your house, handsome
>>714274317
Post it anyway, won't pick up if nobody posts
>>714274397
Too much hair gel
>>714274350
Thanks anon. You like my mountain of shit? It's beginning to develop sentience
does this count
I get no bitches
>>714274615
Cute
>>714274697
Nice lips but trim the brows a bit
It's never too much hair wax
You know, I remember a time when /b/ had, you know, grown-ups on it. Pic related: me, probably the last person in /b/ old enough to wear a fedora and look good in it.
>>714274910
I'm not a female.
>>714274992
You look like a fag bro... must have been real lame in high school
>>714274992
Where do you live?
>>714274992
I thought fedoras is a meme hat?
Shirtless cuz I'm a huge faggot
>>714275028
I said trim them not shape them but ok
>>714275103
I haven't been in highschool for 32 years.
>>714275159
Windsor, Ontario.
>>714275270
I know it's hard to believe, but not everything in the world is shaped by the opinions, fashions, and fads of middle school children.
>>714274992
For real where do you live i might know you irl
>>714274992
Awesome beard m8. A lot of anon's look younger than they are like me. 23 but I look 16. Must be them Chem trails or somethin
>>714275533
>>714275507
Where are you from?
>>714275533
>>714275592
Windsor, Ontario. Like I said. Originally from Ottawa. And you might recognize me from the media. I'm Wikipedia-famous and am often in the news as a community organizer and anarchist shit-disturber. I also hosted a couple of radio shows.
>>714275028
Kek, when you get older they just keep growing if you don't trim them, you'll experience that sooner than most judging by their current state
>>714272990
>>714278012
Thread is kill?
>>714278127
yup
>>714261407
Lol you know all these fags are jealous. She's hot congrats.
>>714258671
Are you smoking young man!!?!??!
>>714261098
Hahaha aw....
>>714261899
Lookin fiiiiiiine gurl
>>714265322
Timestamp.
>>714267754
She was here yesterday. Did you save any of the pics?
>>714268332
What's your dose n setting?
>>714271519
Cringe. Why not be a human instead.
>>714272850
Timestamperino!
>>714274272
What's good fam?
>>714274992
Sup boss.
>>714260198
you look like you live in a favela
>>714266655
Omg you look sooo cute, but is that a wig tho?
>>714278983
1 tab of acid. Not sure on the potency but I had a friend buy from the same guy and it rolled their faces off for like 9 or 10 hours
Doing it in the early morning in my parents overgrown back yard. I love bugs and spiders so I'm pretty sure nothing is going to wigg me out
What the fuck is up my dudes?
>>714279696
Lol you must be new =) that's a popular reaction image. Pretty cute girl tho
>>714279708
Heres a more flattering picture of me when I had shorter hair. Should I keep it long or cut it short again?
>>714279700
Hmmm ok. It would be nice to know the dose. Acid can be a bunch of things, originally it was another term for lsd. Lsd is great, going through your life without trying psychs like like going through your life without trying sex imo. As long as your parents are out/know you're doing it and are ok you should have a pretty fucking good time.
>>714258671
I'm 12
>>714280454
>>714280194
Timestamp? Timestamp.
>>714280692
damn what was deleted missed it
>>714280069
Yeah, my parents offered for me to trip in their back yard so I'd be some place comfy. It is lsd, I just didn't feel like asking my guy.
I've done shrooms and really enjoyed it but I wanted to try something that would give me a more visual trip
>>714280767
That sounds perfect.
Last thing I'd recommend is a benzo on hand like xanax/valium in case somebody gets a bit anxious during the trip. Benzos + Psychs gives you all visual and no headspace. Extremely safe to do btw. I'm studying pharmacology.
>>714280741
Fuckin nothing brah.
4am est and everyone is in bed. Fucking normies
>>714282084
Yes you are
>>714282514
>nevr smokd a weed in hs lyf
>>714278983
Jc fam, straight goods. You?
>>714258671
hey Shai
>>714282672
Yeah, just got out of bed. I won't wake up for another hour or so.
r8 me m8
>>714282986
androgyny/10
>>714282789
Bout to crash, myself
>>714258671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLjDWyBbasc
>>714283104
how is he fucking androgynous..
>>714282627
Was responding to your usual question, took me a while to understand this post =)
>>714283354
bc he has a fucking girl hairstyle
>>714283592
Ew no
>>714283592
looks like a normal undercut?
>>714283632
ew yes u filthy nigger
>>714283354
Sit b8 m8 not evn worth r8in
>>714283452
>Was responding to your usual question, took me a while to understand this post =)
>understand this post
I don't.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh-07BzfgYY
im on the left
Been a while, /b/
>>714283841
y tho
What fucking statement are you making here?
>>714282986
>this is my good angle/10
>>714283907
Just sayin' hullo. I missed you fags :)
>>714258671
Why in the fuck dose that look exactly like me
Roast, compliment. whatever don't care
>>714284045
These threads are fucking great. You get the cunts who just sit there waiting to get rated, constantly refreshing the thread. Then you get the guy attention whores who do some faggot shit with their camera filter or fuck with their proportion. You have your general memes of ugly pics from the decades of internet. Followed with the gems that are the three people constantly replying with walls of text rating everyone .. it's fucking marvelous.
>>714283722
Maybe hard core carpet munchers but not any sane women
>>714283727
You look sad
>>714284455
WUBBA LUBBA DOUBLE DUBSSS
Kill me
7/10
>>714283966
>>714284579
Damn handsome, you think you could have scribbled that timestamp any lighter?
>>714261327
TITS OR GTFO
>>714284633
>>714284549
>>714284501
>>714284579
Pretty.
>>714261407
dont get it, 1st pic shes hot, 2nd pic she looks inbreed, 3rd pic she looks like Kaley Cuoco and you like a terrorist
owo whats dis
>sweg.jpg
>>714284965
>>714284579
nah, u look like u would kill yourself soon enough
>>714258671
:D im a pretty princess!
>>714285716
Fuck off leafy, no amount of light will stop you from looking like a chipmunk
Thread is kill?
>>714285890
Sup Mr Repzion
>>714258671
turned 18 yesterday, still a nerd virgin
>>714283841
i'd let you suck my dick bro
>>714285946
Pardon?
>>714286920
Can you fucking read?
I said Sup Mr Repzion
>>714286032
>>714260028
oh my fuck. too funny.
>>714285890
>>714287036
Im sorry, I don't get the reference m8.