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Any updates with easy access hoe OP?

you actually going to hook up with that? bring disinfectants and use double condoms.

>>714246501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714246501
i like how her name isnt covered on the second image

>>714246679
not yet. i'm half inclined to get off of here and let her come over and get laid, but i'm going to try to find better.

>>714246765
oh well, now you know her name is bethany.

>>714246679
This guy here.

>>714246765
>>714246770
>>714246849

Nice find. Easy access = Bethany. Are you in the US OP? I'm not a terrible looking guy, maybe 8/10, but girls aren't hoes on tinder in my area. (Florida)

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Who's next?

>>714247098
get the dog face


hate those girls

>>714247098
right one

>>714247098
Dog. Should go quickly.

>>714246501


what happened here?

>>714247098

Hoe filter. Always hoe filter.

>>714247138
They're both dog faced

>>714247098
>>714247138
>>714247149
>>714247156

Dog face. Wants it doggie.

>>714247009
What part of Florida because..

>>714247241
o shit nigga

>>714247098
left is fat so easy
right is dog filter so easy

>>714247299
Daytona beach. I hate it - sucks the life right out

>>714247098
Nahhh that blondie looks kinda feisty and game af hoe filter chicks are a dime a dozen OP

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>>714247098
and we're off

Update?

>>714247009

probably not a great correlation but I've been recording girls on cb lately like an asshole and I've noticed so many of the US teens are from Florida. And Cali. Those are the main two whore states.

>>714247098
Blonde. Message her your number and say tit pics get us fucking tonight

>>714247522
You should take this one generic bitch and fuck with her/ try to test her limits since you're talking to better girlz

>>714247542
See
>>714247370

I think it's Daytona / central Florida. I used to be in Tally and that was nice and easy,

>>714247241
That was no mere roast, that was a fucking mac blast from the spirit of fire

>>714247370
Only had experience with west palm beach and Miami. The girls were degenerates but god damn they suck dick like degenerates too

>>714247522
neither of them have replied. i need to go shower and get ready for the date tonight that i set up with another tinder bitch last night, so i'll be right back like 5 minutes hopefully. if the thread is alive i'll post replies.

>>714247241
Chill

>>714247892
So would you bring Bethany after the date? That's impressive man. I wish being single.. I'd do that so much.

>>714247892

pic of what she looks like? let us uggos live vicariously thorugh you

i just really need to be close to another person at the moment

>>714248291
Lol fucking christ

>>714248291
Miss me with that gay shit

>>714248291

I know OP is good looking and can get away with a lot (like the OP's chat...), but Jesus. Might as well say "I'm a fuckboi"

is op rip?

>>714248668
He went to get laid.

>>714248737
ah ok hope he reports back

>>714248548

how do we know he's good looking?

>>714248852
if he cums fast he will

>>714248920
Previous thread. He is good looking chap

>>714248920
previous thread
like if harry potter was a paramilitary sex machine

>>714248920
There's no way they'd be down like that if he wasn't good lucking as fuck

>>714248920
There had been 3 threads already. He posted the pictures he uses and stuff

Hurry up OP. Quit cleaning your dick. My married ass needs to live vicariously through you

>>714247241
Kek

>>714249022
>>714249058
>>714249065
>>714249089

Link? I'm genuinely curious where the line drawn, or where it exists, for a someone to basically say hey let's fuck as an opening line and still get laid. must look like young brad pitt or some shit.

>>714249415
prev thread is rip
ill link photo one sec

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>>714249415

FUCK none of them have replied yet. hitting a dry spell right now. what do i do?

>>714249832
I fucking hate that when you're messaging multiple people for a while and they all stop responding at the same time

>>714249832

swipe right motherfucker

>>714249832
obviously look for more matches genius.

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>>714249945
>>714249959

!!!!!!!!!

>>714249832
Match randoms. Swipe right on everyone so we can wreck some ugly bitches, and get you pussy too.

>>714249740
There was a better picture in the other thread

>>714250119
Oh shit. Use a GPS spoofer.

>>714250119
Alright. I'm dipping into the reserves. have about 300 girls that i matched with but never messaged, some are from 3 years ago and 3000 miles away. some are from last night. I'll start with ones in my area.

>>714250119

that's what happens when you fuck them all

>>714250119
Oh well. What can you do nigga? You've cleaned the place out of fresh pussy

>>714250119
raise your KM/miles?

>>714250515
also change ages

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It was set at 20 miles, now 100. Age has been at 38 since the start, but nobody that old uses this. let's get things rolling

op you still going to hook up with the other girl tonight?

>>714250971
the one from the first post? nah dude she's really not that great looking. waiting to hear back from a girl that i am actually interested in.

what

>>714251054
SAVAGE

>>714251156
what

>>714251054

did she even continue to respond to you?

tinder is dating on EZ mode

maybe she's on 4chan

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>>714251634

betafag virgin who has never even messaged someone on Tinger detected

>>714251634
tinder is actually hard dude

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>>714250959
well that was fast

>>714251553
she did. didn't seem enthusiastic at all. if she was better looking i'd be down.

>>714251984
try the thrasher one w/ dog filter

>>714251984
Message the second one down from the 4th column first

>>714251984
good god, the asian please

>>714251984
bottom row thottie

>>714251634
>implying women will ever just throw their vaginas at someone they meet on the internet

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>>714251984
i made it a bit easier. don't ever fuck with bitches with text on their pictures.

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>>714251857

>>714252317
Just say you are racist don't come up with a bullshit excuse.

>>714>>714251857
stupidnut beta who can't spell Tinder detected

>>714252329
not the person you replied to
ive never seen that pic before
and idk what youre trying to say by posting it
but that derp face on spongebob made me lol

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>>714252317
Oh, and dubs decides which one.

>>714252134
>>714252549
Roll

>>714252549
top right cause Asians are cute af

>>714252549
nigger is that chinese food

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>>714252432
T-T-T-T-TRIGGERED.

>>714252317
uh.. any reason not to? never heard that one before

>>714252617

this

>>714252432
definitely not. had sex with a black girl about a month ago. i just know for a fact that there is nothing good down that door just from the pic alone.

>>714252549
top right

>>714252622
he said nigger you must message the black one

>>714252549
bottom row thottie

>>714252644
because they are ghetto as fuck.

>>714252622
message black one

>>714252622
>>714252746

he also said chinese, so message the asian

>>714252549
Third row, fourth column.

>>714252622
yes it is

>>714252549
bottom right

>>714252617
roll

>>714252549
Third row, second column. Ask her if she's hungry for jizz in the opener.

get the one drinking from the wine bottle
that screams quality

>>714253062
This tbh family

>>714252617
rolling

>>714252549
I've come to save you all.
Message the scary one, 2nd right first row
to the left of the asian one

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THIS ONE MESSAGED ME FIRST SO SHE IS FIRST PRIORITY.

>>714252317

3rd row, 2nd in, nigger

>>714253331
ew though

>>714253331
>714253331
alright op hit it with a good strong line

>>714253331
Excellent. The ugly ones are the easiest

op has it way easy

>>714253331
Reply: "Would you like to pretend to be one for an hour? ;)"

>>714253331
That's good to know. I grew up on a farm and don't ever want to see another farming implement for as long as I live. So anyway, you DTF?

>>714253527
damn, not bad. but i don't think it would fly in this situation. she seems like an uppity in her profile. going to have to take it a bit slower, maybe a little aggresive. but cant rush it.

>>714253527
OMG ROLLING FOR THIS

>>714246501
What sites do you use other than tinder?

>>714251984
see how easy is that shit just by uping the distance to search...also if i had the same mindset from awhile ago i'd wish i could get that many matches that quickly, i get around 1-3 a month if that...deleted the piece of shit anyway there's more important things than chasing tail you may never see again.

Good to know, now before you get the approvel you want, I'd like to see something i want first

>>714253771
myspace

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>>714253331

>>714253973
Thus guy also needs to do a software update

>>714253858
Faggot troll

>>714251984

I swear to god I've seen that 2nd column 3rd row (blonde, dog face, flame shirt thing) before. Trying to remember where from.

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>>714253973

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>>714254187
This one?

OP how tall are you?

>>714254330
shhhhhiiieeet

>>714250119
switch interests to men

>>714254413
5' 9"

>>714254330
this aint going to work

>>714254543

what the fuck nigger

>>714254376
holy fuck who's this anon? I must look up

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when op has better tinder skills than you

>>714252668
lol, implying putting your dick in niggers makes you non-racist.

>>714254330
Das smooth op

>>714254658
niykee heaton. pop singer

>>714254709
squidward tortellini

>>714252549
>>714252317
Blondie bottom right

OP can you post the pics you use again? I think someone said you posted them in last thread

>>714254572
if his looks kill self respect (whatever the fuck that is) then i will both be surprised and speechless it worked and agree that tinder is only for people who want roots or who are incredibly attractive.

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>>714254330
alright she hasn't replied in a thousand years so i'm going to start messaging the other ones. starting with the asian. can someone make a picture using the 16 girls with like green check marks, and red x's for "in there" and "not in there"?

I should make a tinder... I'm pretty attractive but borderline autistic when it comes to girls tinder might work form me

>>714255232
i gotchu op

>>714254330
She looks kinda old

>>714254893
faith restored

>>714255252
Just gotta follow rules 1 and 2 of tinder and you'll be swimming in pussy.

>>714255252
Im in a similar situation. It works

>>714255465
newfag here what are those rules?

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OH FUCK CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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>>714254775

I was thinking Saxon Sharbino. Like she posted that exact photo but I can't find it.

GOD DAMN IT faith lost

>>714255564
she's so brave, being a 40 year old on tinder and everything

>>714249740
whos this faggot

>>714255741
OP

>>714255685
she's 24.

>>714255564
It's all about how you rebound

Wait, im completely outside the mainstream social media circle, what the hell is the dog face thing? Is that a tinder thing?

>>714255564

Oh she's fiesty. That partly makes up for her pale, she probably sucks off dogs, looking face.

>>714255878
oh shit im fucking dying. i want to send this to her.

>>714255785
lol. looks like a high school cunt

>>714255864
snapchat filter and its a thing women do, they also do the flower garland on head shit

>>714255804
bullfuckingshit

maybe 10 years ago she was

>>714255864
its a filter for snapchat. commonly used by hoes

>>714255864

snapchat. It's a filter and it's the hoe filter because only hoes use it. And everyone knows it so if a girl is using that on tinder (basically meet and fuck app) then you know she's ready.

>>714255804
She looks like 50

>>714255959
i wish i was still in high school. wouldn't be using this fucking app right now.

>>714255864
no just another shitty trending snapchat filter that makes you look "cute" but makes me face palm thinking animated shit over their face by a program is cute.

Can someone explain rules 1&2 of tinder??

>>714254775
>pop singer
More like professional instagram slut

Too bad she has fucked her face up with all kind of shit

>>714256035
>shops at hollister

I dont buy it.

>>714256223
i used to work there back in high school. still shop there occasionally, shit is nice dude.

>>714256154
be attractive and have dogs

OP are you in a major population center?

>>714256400
yes.

this is getting boring. no more replies?

>>714256457
Never answered me if you are US, and I think that was you that responded weird when I said I'm from Florida. I'm gonna guess Miami or Orlando

>>714249740
I feel good looking might be pushing it hes borderline average/above average imo

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oh shit, bitch from the first thread just replied.

op will you fucking deliver. find more hoes if nessacery

>>714256662
no that wasn't me. yes i'm from the US.

>>714256757
Post gets

>>714256757

He posted another pic in his uniform and honestly I'd do gay stuff with him.

He has several things going for him tho. Nice eyes, great jaw line, man in uniform, and he's probably in decent shape considering his job.

Read some of his other tinder chats and his game is aiight.

that's a recipe for pussy

does every basic bitch do the headband thing now?

also OP, those emojis in every fucking message. jesus.

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Alright boys, gotta dip out for the night. Girl is on her way over, need to clean my living room up. thanks for being cool dudes. i'll leave you with me getting my ex-wife pregnant. Later lads

>>714257150

masterclass on talking to chicks. always use emojis

>>714257316
Make sure to take pics/vids. Also put things in her butt, pregnancy is overrated.

>>714257150

dumb 20 something bitches. gotta use emojis at least at the start

>>714257316

THAT'S YOUR EX WIFE!??

Ok either you're bullshitting or I've seen you on 4chan 3 times in the last 2 weeks

you must update us tommorow

>>714257316
big dogs gotta eat

>>714257495
yup, that's me. the same guy dude.

>>714257316

Which girl's getting it?

>>714257771
For real. Which chick?

>>714257316
is it bethany op?

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>>714257971
>>714257771
different girl that i've been texting all night. if i fuck her, i will post pics. ok later guys. another picture of my ex wife.