Share your secrets! I'm a nigger!

>>714233014

i'm a jew.

I want you to come over soon, pic related. I would really much like that. A lot.

I wish I could find the videos of my wife fucking her father when she was younger

>>714234121

Good job!

I used to do upper deckers in people's houses that I didn't like.

I've been married for almost a year and my wife is 7 months pregnant. My ex girlfriend's been married for about 3 years but for the last 3 months, she and I have been meeting a few times a week and fucking like rabbits.

I am addicted to pornography.

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>>714234499
Checkem

>>714234645
You are literally the biggest piece of shit on earth.

You are about to be a father. Take some fucking responsibility for your life.

>>714234113
How old was she?

>>714233014
So if it's a secret does that mean you white up when you go out in public?

Married, fuck others , mostly hand jobs

I am seriously over thinking this.

The general concensus is that what she said is an "On the fence" kinda Yes.

But I keep thinking that it will just fall through like nothing ever happened

>>714235050
gay

>>714235008
no but here on 4chan its a secret. Except that I post these and the white women love BBC threads.

>>714233014
No one knows that I has internetz at my home

>>714234050

dude, I hate to tell you, but EVERYONE has had sex with that skank. Including your friend.

>>714234863
>[
legal to 23

>>714235286
Why do you think so? You know her?

>>714234795

shut the fuck up Donnie.

>>714234795
white knighting on a board full of social retards....niccccce

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I sucked my brothers dick.

>>714235286
give us the name and i will believe in you

>>714235254

and that's a secret because you are convicted pedo, obviously

friend bought hotspot in his name for you?

>>714235345

just look at her.

but yes, I know her. she goes to my school.

>>714235403

gril or faggot?

>what am I thinking. obviously faggot. there are no grils on the internet.

>>714234795

I have taken responsibility. I have 2 jobs, just bought a house and set up a nursery. I think I deserve a little fun on the side and I certainly don't have to justify myself to some social justice warrior asshat on 4chan. hahaha

>>714235430
nah

>>714235476
På vilken skola du går?

>>714235286
Ha, I wish she wanted to fuck anyone more than 2-3 times a month

>>714235536
So you did exactly what a father is supposed to do and you believe you deserve to be rewarded for that?

Fucking faggot millennials. Always wanting a trophy for something

>>714235711
Har du verkligen...?

>>714235711
>På vilken skola du går?

she fucks EVERYONE. that's why she can only give it up to you 2 - 3 times a month.

>wakeup spurgelord

HookerChan where you at?????

>>714233014

Impossible as soon as a nigger sees a computer or any electronic all they do is kick into instinct mode and steal it. Even if it is their own item. Therefore it is impossible for you be a nigger as you'd never have typed that.

>>714235530
till time stamp and tits are shown

>>714235585

you know the school faggot. you want me to doxx all of you? SMH

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>>714233014
I create YLYL threads multiple times in any given 24 hour period, post creation I begin posting 'naners myself after a few minutes.

>>714235784
Let me know how White knighting for the rest of your life goes, I'd like to know how far you get in life by thinking your shit smells better than everyone elses.

>>714235904
You just proved that you don't actually know her. Otherwise you would have understood what I said.

>>714236039
lol stfu i created 4chan so better watch out little dumbfuck ;)

I'm a well established lawyer and every case I win I go to Vegas to blow money on hookers and blow for 3 days straight.

>>714236379
Lemme eat dat lil twink ass of yours like groceries

>>714233687
>pic related
I dont get it

I don't want to kill myself, but I really can't be bothered living anymore.

my cars fingere my moms friend

>>714235784

Shut the fuck up Donnie..

>>714236892
Donny Hoffmann on Facebook.

>>714234113

Have you ever seen them?

>>714233014
>be young and horny
>be long term str8 relationship w bf
>bf busy a lot
>me too but not as much
>be too pretty to not be getting dick
>fuck stranger
>like it
>stranger wants to do again another time
>love bf with all my heart but also big cumslut
>bf wants to get back into sport aka more busy
>stranger asks me out to dinner and a movie
>have finals i'll hit u up l8r
>i don't mind, babe. have fun i love u

>>714236604

You need bigger cases and buy Gulfstreams with each win.

My wife was in a coma for a few months and I only visited her twice the whole time. I hooked up with her sister a few times and got her pregnant. My wife still doesn't know and neither does her sister's husband.

>>714237274
Hookers and blow is better. That's been my ritual for a few years,

>>714237237

protip: don't waste time on dinner and movie, you've got fucking to do. And you're busy. Just not as much.

>>714237445

You can get all the hookers and blow you want on your Gulfstream, faggot.

>>714237630
my bf and I don't go on many dates

>>714233014
I'm extremely nice to everyone I meet even though I hate every one of those worthless sacks of shit

I have fucked my best friend's gf..

>>714237821
Having that bitch and paying for storage is too costly in the long run.

>>714237966
>how do you miss the point this much
even aside from that, you dont go on public dates with your fuckbuddy. it just increases the chance you get found out.

keep your sidepiece out of the public eye.

i wish that stupid cunt would die already and quit stalking me

my friend's hot japanese wife secretly flirted with me for quite some time and eventually gave me a bj. she swallowed every last drop.

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>>714237237
>love bf
>fuck stranger
I'll never understand the mind of a cumdumpster.

>>714234113
either you tell us more or have your wife tell us more

>>714237237
>too pretty for x situation

More power to you because you can get away with that type of thinking, but this thinking needs to stop. Women's beauty should really not be with that much in society, it creates this toxic thinking in both sexes.

I'm not even butt hurt or whatever cuck insult you think I am. I am an attractive man and do well for myself. This is an outdated impulse that we do not need to succumb to as we advance in society.

You don't deserve better things for your beauty. Any fair minded person finds some truth in that. And the counter argument is that it's a benefit that they bring to the table. And then we in turn should bring something as well.

But instead of bringing many things to this evaluaion table, most women subconsciously to really only be pretty.

This creates some of the most boring and toxic people. Don't just stand there and be the girl people wanna fuck, and that along with your first middle and last name is your identity.

Move beyond this horse shit mentality, sheeple.

>>714238189

Pocket change. If you get big enough cases.

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>>714235286

>>714238528

You are based anon.

Know why they are so freaky for the Asian persuasion? Anal and oral prostitution is 100% legal in Japan. They were bred to take it up the ass. So yeah, quick bj for a friend? Why not.

>>714238857
Who do you think I am, Johnny Cochran?

>>714239115
i also got to finger her pussy one day before she blew me. it was brief... like for 3 minutes, maybe 5 min? but it was so fucking intense to touch her body and hear her moan as i was fingering her. she was tight and odorless.

>>714238242
>my bf never goes out
>live in big city

>>714239801
>bf knows other people who go in public
>big cities can be surprisingly small

trust me from experience. Keep that shit private. If you're in another city, sure, meet in public and fuck. if you're doing it in your hometown you go to their place for netflix.

>>714238782
>only time cheating
>military guy
>leaving soon
>no worries, no more cheating

I've masturbated to most types of porn.

I put my mother's vibrator up my ass.

I normally masturbate with other men over webcam.

First time I did this though it was with a woman I met on Omegle.

I masturbate at work all the time.

When I was a kid, I broke my cousin's necklace. I blamed it on someone else.

>>714240125
whores are always on about how they are done being whores.

>>714240789
when was your first time on omegle?

>>714240789
Where do you work? What kind of work can you masturbate at?

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>>714237237
tfw the boyfriend actually wrote this

>>714240987
we'll see with my bf's new schedule

>>714241109
not that guy but any office environment is fine. I fapped twice yesterday.

>>714241109
I work in a building. I've wanked in the toilet cubicles.

>>714241043
I was 16 then. But I've been going on Omegle for years.

I outed my ex wife's husband as being gay on all of his social media accounts. I changed his passwords, and locked him out of his own Facebook account.
Stupid fucker had the same password for EVERY e mail, and social media account. Kudos to my son for giving me the password.

>>714241224
Lets see your tits.

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Lonneke, ben ik er nu met al mijn geleuter of ik mijn leuter met me meenemen in mijn knapzak?

>>714241484
kek

>>714241224
yeah, you owe us tits you filthy fucking whore

or at least kill yourself

4chan should be shut down permanently. "Shill" is just a joke to us, but the bottom line is that /pol/ just influenced a presidential election and created a conspiracy that could've killed someone.

Bottom line is that political parties are using this website to spread propaganda, manipulate voters, and perpetuate conspiracy theories to do their dirty work for them. This place should be shut down before any of us kill more people in its name.

>>714234743
We asked for secrets.

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>>714233014

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>>714241651
No one was harmed.

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>>714241651
Well.... If your against Donald Trump, you should punch yourself in the nose until it bleeds. Then KYS.

>>714241509
>>714235796
>>714235585
>>714235904

Pik zuigen je vuile nederlandse klootzakken.

>>714241777
trips of truth

the "shooter" should be awarded for trying to save the children

>>714241733
That baby on the left is clearly retarded, obvious product of race mixing with a nigger.
The baby looks like tomorrow's next suicide bomber

> Be me 14
> Mom and dad divorced when I was 3
> Lved with my dad who had full custody
> Dad was a decent guy
> Bought all the vidya gaems I wanted
> One day dad gets home and says he's going to take a nap as he was unusually exhausted
> Just learned about masturbation and how exciting it was
> Go to dads rooma and whip out my rod
> engagethrusters.jpg
> Furiously masturbating by dads head
> Yogurt expulsion almost complete
> Dad starts to grunt as he started waking up
> Startles me and the adrenaline too much
> Cum on dads face as he's begining to realize what I'm doing
> Yells at me and grounds me and 2 days later go to therapy.

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>>714241733

>>714241828
If you're FOR Donald Trump, you're just part of the flock of sheep they've been manipulating for the last 2 years. Way to think for yourselves, by the way. The GOP comes here, says jump, and you scream "HOW HIHG?!" while fighting each other over how to properly spell the word.

>>714242149
lmao lol. OMG. THE BEST.

>>714241615
>am in current tribute threat

>>714241615
>>714241490
clearly a dude guise

>>714242241
Donald Trump is the meme overlord. That's why I voted for him.

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penis size rank

>>714242374
I voted for him cause he gave me some chuckles. Look at what hes doing to China. lol.

>>714236604
lawyer here, need a partner?

>>714242415
I wonder who's job it is to travel the world and submerge erect dicks to measure their volume

>>714242474
yeah, shattering foreign relations during a cold war is fucking hilarious.

>chuckles
People are dying, anon. You voted for someone that made people want to kill each other. Clearly, you aren't mature enough to legally be allowed to vote.

>>714237237
>be long term str8 relationship w bf
>str8 relationship w bf
obvious bait is obvious

>>714243421
fuk me

>>714243276
People die everyday who gives a shit? That's life you fuckin SJW

>>714243421
it is truth tho

I went to Columbine High School. I graduated a year before the massacre. I lied on my resume about my graduation date to read that I went during that time.

>>714243643
Honestly? You should. Every conservative should.

Your response to someone trying to take your guns away from you? Shoot more innocent people. Clearly, you have no idea how this "logic" thing even works.

>>714244434
>i lied on my resume
big fucking deal, edgelord.

Sometimes I feel bad that my gf isn't hot

Oldfag here from /gif/ been hanging in /b/ for about a week and I got to say you guys are the most degenerate mother fuckers I have ever seen .... I mean fuck me right bunch of cuck nigger hating angry little fuck yards .... damn it I think I found a new home.

This one time I was babysitting this bitch of a kid. Her parents were the rich type and spoiled their daughter. Paid me handsomly so I didn't care too much about their daughters shennanigans. One day this POS decides to take a giant clump of my hair and cut it off, I told her parents and they just shrugged it off as her just being a kid and not knowing any better. Next time I babysat her I got gorilla glue and while she was on sleeping I poured it on her hands and stuck them to her hair and shoved her in a closet and watched TV just before her parents got home. I took her out of the closet and cut her hands out of her hair so she had pretty fucked up hair. Her parents got home and I lied and said she was playing with the super glue and there was no other way. The girl tried to tell the truth but, her parents didn't believe her.

i spycam my mom all the time.. i dont even think shes attractive, i just like jerking it to her tits.

>>714244991
> Oldfag newhome fuck yards

fucking dumbass newfag

>>714244642
Why are you dating her if you don't think she's hot

>>714245220
Disgusting

I'm a psychopath

19 and im in a 1 year relationship with my gf, all this time i thought she was a virgin but it turned out she had lots of anal sex with her ex.
Idk what to do /b/, i love her but after knowing this i dont see her the same way than before. it hurts and feels like this whole year has been a lie

>>714245282
Hahahaha. Nigger fucking cuck faggot

Ever since my wife cheated in me I've had extreme insecurities. Like sexual insecurities and about my physical self. So to give me self a boost of confidence I post pics on soc

>>714245587
She is a very good fuck. And she loves me, I just get that superficial feeling very seldomly

>>714245689
I tell ya what sonny boy, go cry yourself to sleep knowing some other dudes plowed your girl in her poop chute and move on with your life cuz she obviously doesn't need to be with a petty cuck nigger faggot

>>714245678
relax faglord, you're just going through puberty.

Op I hang out at comet ping pong and. My name is Al Sharpton.

>>714246079
Fuck off Randy

>>714245689
>this whole year has been a lie
only if your entire world revolves around the sexual past of your girlfriend. which is pathetic and sad. but you're 19, what else does the world expect from you at this point?

>>714246135
It just hurts that she would hide that from me.

>>714246110
Who the fuck is randy roodypoo? My name is al. Come at me bitch

>>714245678
Lol same xD Im 12 too :^)()

>>714246079
>>714246286
Fuck off Randy!

>>714233014
I'm a fucking camwhore who want to be used by a mistress.

>>714246509
Come get this paddle bitch boy

>>714246646
Seriously Randy go fuck off somewhere else.

>>714246255
the reaction you're having is the reason why she hid it in the first place. if you're hurt that she lied, thats normal. if you're preoccupied that your ex has been fucked before, then you have one hell of a learning curve ahead of you.

if you want to work past it, prove her concerns wrong and accept all of her (including her past). but if you want to be a petty dick about it, then break up with her and claim its because you "cant trust her anymore".

>>714246747
Ok

>>714233014
I'm a sad pathetic shell of a man!

>>714246766
She lied to me and said she never did any butt stuff. I mean wtf. Who does it in the butt anyway? This relationship was built on LIES!

>>714246079
Fuck off Randy Bobandy.

Also omg comet ping pong Al Sharpton I knew you were a democrat pedo.

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I caused a breakup between my room mate and his gf of 5 years because I was tired of them keeping me up skyping all night.

Im al sharpton come to comet pizza and get some captain planet

I told my mom I was going to a friends house but, really I went to the backyard and hung out by myself cuz I have no friends.

>>714246989
Chicks lie. You're the man thats tapping her now. Either a) be that MAN or b) fuck off and let her find a real MAN.

>>714247181
We belong together though. I just want her to apologize for doing butt stuff with other guys and not me. She said no to the idea of sticking it between her booty butt cheeks

>>714246989
>Who does it in the butt anyway?
The kinds of bitches that would fuck with you, the obvious Christianfag. If she had vaginal sex, you'd be calling her a "harlot" right now or something. People do anal when they don't want to lose their "virginity", and people who get butthurt over their gf lying about anal are just play-acting at "relationships".

either she didn't want to hurt your feelings, or she didn't want you to think she was a whore. either way, your reaction proves her right. she had just cause to lie to you and she has just cause for continuing to do so.

I'm in the dms of my friends gf, basically emotionally cucking him. He moved away recently. I dont feel that bad

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I posted a few fb pics of this girl I used to be very close with online on a website called thedirty along with a pretty dark secret about her in the description. I also talked shit about her, mentioned her hometown and her first name. Not many people know this secret and she'd easily know who did this if she ever found out. I did it just out of pure edgyness. She was important to me but our friendship was dead/dying already.

At least 10000 people saw it and it got a lot of comments, but for the most part is now pretty buried.

Worst part is, the risk of getting in trouble is sexually thrilling, and I expose/share the link occasionally. I pretty much discovered a new fetish doing this. I also occasionally share candid pics I took that include deep cleavage and her face for the same reason.

Dumbass friend hung himself because he was so far in debt. He owed money to some shady characters, so he probably thought it would be easier than dealing with being murdered. A few months after his funeral, one of his cousins casually mentions his parents had a sizable policy on him.
>lightbulb
Go to his parents' house to 'see if they need help with anything.' Mention in passing loaning him a lot of money and "I hope his suicide wasn't about the money. I mean, he knew it put me in a spot, but he was my friend." His mom asked how much.
$10k
Dad writes me a check on the spot, telling me what a great friend I was to him. Leave an hour later.
>Didn't tell them he didn't owe me shit.
>Didn't tell them about the huge fight we had over a girl.
>Didn't tell them he had a little help tying off the rope.
>No regrets.

>>714238171
greentext needed

>>714247326
a) be that man or b) move along. Someone will be the man in that bitches life will that someone be you?

>>714247633
You're my new hero, suicide bro.

>>714239385
greentext the first time you touched her

>>714247557
share the link!

>>714233014
i kind of raped my girlfriend

>>714233014

I called out Jill Stein on Twitter

"The Green Party just dropped its recount suit in Pennsylvania and is losing votes in Wisconsin recount. Just a Stein scam to raise money!"

>>714247968
Lmao, I'm not in that mind set right now. Why?

>>714247970
>greentext.

>>714234743
Yeah like everyone on here isn't plz nigga

>>714248029
why not!? I love the dirty.

>>714248150
But, are they addicted to newborn porn?

>>714248191

If she found out, I'd be done for.

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>>714241777
That feel when /pol/ nearly got a pizza joint shot up.

she still thinks i love her kek

>>714248275

post a pic then, at least

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>>714248503

>>714248503

Pic from the post or any pic of her?

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i want to have sex with mari.

I'm a tranny

>>714249008
So do you do it in the butt, like that other anons whore gf?

>>714249008

come to bed son. my dick is waiting.

Old guy here
>married 4 kids
>never could lay a hand on my kids when in trouble
>never could get mad at the dog for having an accident in the house
> live in upper Midwest
>cricket in the bathroom couldn't kill
>didn't want to let out to freeze
>keeping it alive in my office but
>beat people up on a regular basis in college bars
>one case broken eye socket and seven ribs
>could not care less
>fast forward 20 years been in three parking lot "disagreements"
>left two unconscious
>third hit first cops came
> there was witnesses
>he had broken nose and collar bone
> my point do not feel bad at all for hurting humans

I'm a sociopath. I feel no remorse for the terrible things I do, I frequently wonder what it would be like to kill someone, particularly my close "friends," and I don't feel any particular attachment to any other living human being. I'd probably be in jail right now were it not for my anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic meds.

>>714249430

humans are shit.

including you.

>>714249225
I've never had sex before but I would use a strap on and fuck her right in the pussy

>>714249430
>beat people up on a regular basis in college bars

mental instability. You should probably get some help for your insecure lifestyle or just kys.

>>714249527
I got sociopathic traits but I'd never turn on my friends or family. You just sound like an angry cuck.

>>714246989
God, I hope she leaves your whiney ass

>>714249234
I don't want no dick

>>714249681
>mental instability.

agreed.

his compassion for animals makes him think he's stable though. weird.

>>714234793
kek

>>714249691
>cuck

I'm not sure I understand the application of this word here. How do my words paint me as a "cuck" exactly? Especially considering I'm single and don't have any interest in dating or sex. Like... literally, I'm 95% sure I'm asexual, I legitimately don't care.

>>714233014
I hate niggers!
>only 1 person knows that.

>>714249844
Oh I am not stable faggot I can assure you

Ussualy I cheat to my gf with a girl ugly af. No for sex, I do for the feeling of play with the feels of another person

>>714249997
> I'm 95% sure I'm asexual

You're a dumb nigger. No such thing as asexual. Only dumbass sjw's and feminists created that term and they have mild forms of autism. Which means that 100% of you is autistic.

>>714249554
Yes they are agreed 100% and outside my family I treat them as such
Bump this shit

>>714249527
NEVER anybody you know, in ANY way, period.
Unless you WANT to get caught.
NEVER in the same town you live in, or nearby.
Find a job that allows travel, or a reasonable excuse to go out of town.
Wherever you go, tell friends & family its to a completely different town.
Cool your jets, take your time to learn your way around the hunting grounds and find a place to use as a 'fun' room. Make a few trips there before the fun begins.
DON'T take a fucking trophy, your memory will have to be good enough UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET CAUGHT.

DON'T GET CAUGHT.

>>714235920
HookerChan where you be? :(

>>714250481
So, what's your name anon? I think we could be great acquaintances.

>>714250695
Dexter Morgan

>>714250360
Uh... okay. I mean, I HAVE been diagnosed with high-functioning autism, but... I don't know what that has to do with the fact that I don't find things sexually attractive.

Which is what "Asexual" means, by the way, it wasn't a term invented by SJW's, it's... it's an actual thing. I don't know what autism has to do with it, but it's a legitimate thing where an individual simply doesn't get sexually aroused by anything. Which is the case with me.

You absolute dingus.

>>714250481
Thanks for the tips, I'll have to remember all of that, assuming I ever do try any of this.

>>714250677
>hookerchan

you keep posting this shit, what is a hookerchan

>>714235536
>Implying there is any justification for cheating on your wife

Listen the right thing to do is to get some common sense and tell your wife you cheated and stop seeing your EX. You've got to be a father now. Man how would you feel if your wife of 5 years came up to you and said she'd been cheating on you? It would destroy your relationship for ever she wouldn't trust you anymore.

That's absolutely sick that you're raising a family while cheating on your wife. Like that is one of the most traumatic things you can do to your children if they ever found out you did that and they'd never look at you the same way again if they found out. And for the rest of your life you would never have the relationship with your kids that you wanted to have because they would almost if not surely disown you and that would rip your heart apart.

Seriously I understand why you're in denial about what you've done. Because the consequences of doing what you've done will be significantly more painful to you than probably any other mistake you'll ever make in your life. And against something like that I can see why you're buckling at the knees and continuing to live in fantasy land. How in the world did some girl manage to beat your wife when the only thing she did better was fuck you? You could have just brought up your sexual frustration with your wife and worked together to have way better sex in bed than your ex ever had.

I feel sorry for you and I hope you recover from this someday. And if you don't tell your wife you're doing this then goddamn I can't believe you're doing something that horrible without giving a shit at all. I could never sink that low unless my life depended on it.

>>714251071
AND NEVER PARTNER UP WITH ANYONE. You'll just become part of their plea deal when they get caught because they were STUPID enough to take a partner.

>>714250082
fuck you cracker.

>>714249008
Ftm or mtf?

>>714251304
That's a given, really, but thank you all the same for the advice.

>>714252024
Ftm

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>>714246540
>I'm a fucking camwhore
Doesn't post timestamped pictures.

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>>714245689
>she had lots of anal sex
>Idk what to do
Fuck her in the butt a lot. It can't be clearer.

>>714251071
do you masturbate

>>714234645
How'd you get back hanging out with the ex?

>>714250677
>HookerChan
HookerChan wasn't real /b/ro. She is like Santa Claws. There are a lot of tales of her. People dress up like her from time to time. The thing is she isn't real. I'm sorry, anon. I'm sorry.

>>714239251

it's not my fault you're a failure

>>714240789
>I masturbate at work all the time.

and that's not even that unusual at the McDonald's drive in (first window)

I love you

>>714248931
Yes to both please and thank you. You make it seem like she's really fucking hot or something. The fuck cares about the secret I wanna see some hot T&A

>>714241777
>No one was harmed.

this time, faggot. spurgelord is lucky he didn't get a bullet in the noggin

>>714249795
Hi Joan.

>>714252662
Nope.

>>714253670
hallo

>>714236748
Welcome to adulthood /b/rother

I made my renters dog eat my ass when she was gone. loved every second of it

>>714253732
It's me Topher

>>714241925
>Pik zuigen je vuile nederlandse klootzakken.

Well, this is a secrets thread, so:

I did the "I'll suck yours if you suck mine" thing when I was about 11. Two different friends.

I let a guy blow me when I was 19. I was hitchiking. He offered. I thought, "what the fuck, not looking like I'm going to get a gril any time soon" so I let him. I didn't have to do anything back and no kissing. ewwwww.

I blew a trap for about 20 seconds to see what it was like. Then trap started fucking my mouth so I stopped. Bucket list checked.

I blew another trap for another 20 seconds to see if it would be different. It wasn't.

That was in 53 years, faggot. Not as it seems.

SO there's your cock sucking.

And yes, I do know her, which is why you removed her picture.